#hellsing schrodinger

[east-side-militia]

Millennium headcanons: One thing they never shared with anyone

The major: Cannibalized a dead soldier's arm once. They weren't even out of food and desparate or anything, he just wanted to know how it tastes.

The doctor: Went out drinking once, blacked out and woke up with his septum pierced. He hasn't been out drinking since

The captain: Is perfectly capable of learning german and speaking, he just doesn't want to.

Rip Van Winkle: Insists she only likes opera and classical music, but likes jazz too. No one must ever know.

Zorin Blitz: Knows all of the things in the list because she likes snooping around in people's memories.

Schrodinger: Actually hates anime but has to be quiet about it because his loser fathers would disown him.

Jan Valentine: Is the one who pierced Dok's septum. It was a dare by Luke that earned him 5 dollars and a cig.

Tubalcain Alhambra: Everyone assumes he's an older gentleman, but his appearence is mostly the result of bad habits. In other words, physically he's 28 but looks 40.

Luke Valentine: Has successfully infiltrated several conspiracy groups (flat earth, fake moon landing, chemtrails etc.) for shits and giggles, but actually became quite notorious in the scene.

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing headcanons #hellsing major #herr major #hellsing doctor #herr doktor #hellsing captain #the captain #hellsing rip van winkle #rip van winkle #zorin blitz #hellsing schrodinger #schrodinger #jan valentine #luke valentine #tubalcain alhambra #can you tell im super bored rn

[da-shrimping-station]

was thinking about my annual Hellsing Ultimate rewatch and i remembered Schrodinger exists

he adorable i wanna punt him and i wanna shoot his head off like Integra did anyways i wanna put him in a room with (Obey Me) Satan and see how that goes

#shrimpy rambling #obey me #obey me shall we date #hellsing ultimate #obey me satan #hellsing schrodinger #hellsing ultimate schrodinger

[heatsu]

Walter's villain arc lore

#I'm obsessed with this video #it means the world to me #also i got sick #firsy week after winter break lol #why do I always get sick for weekends i hate ir #not slaying #what if i die #heatsu art #hellsing ultimate #hellsing the dawn #walter c dornez #schrodinger #hellsing schrodinger #schro #doodle #shitpost #traditional art #artists on tumblr

[valentines-wh0re]

Taking art requests of Hellsing characters to just draw on a whim,

Ask for a request in my ask box!

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #luke valentine #jan valentine #hellsing fandom #rip van winkle #the major #integra fairbrook wingates hellsing #hellsing walter #the doctor hellsing #zorin blitz #captain pip bernadotte #seras victora #alucard #hellsing alucard #captain hans #hellsing schrodinger #tubalcain alhambra #yumiko takagi #heinkel wolfe #enrico maxwell #alexander anderson #art requests #ask box #ask #hellsing requests

[majoraslion]

(Something @magic-bullets had a idea of Rip being Schrodinger's momma.)

#hellsing ultimate #Hellsing #Rip Van Winkle #Hellsing Schrodinger

[skeletonfumes]

Hellsing Ultimate (2006-2012)

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #integra hellsing #schrodinger #mygifs #gif #anime #animeedit #ova #kouta hirano

[cry-ptidd]

Me and my sister watched Hellsing together. Here's her opinion on the characters

- Alucard: "He's a cunt, but he's entertaining. I'd probably pay to see him in a strip club. I didn't like him and his shit-eating grin and 'master' bullshit at first, but he grew on me quick and i don't like that he grew on me. He's a complex character, and he's hot asf when he cries. Also I wish we'd seen his Dracula form for longer; that was awesome. Him and Anderson had a thing going on."

- Seras: "Didn't really mind her at first, but liked her after she drank blood. Her transformation and the guns are really fucking cool. I didn't like her voice and her whining at first but it got better after a few episodes. I like her when her personality became a little bit more spunky. Her story's fucked up."

- Integra: "Absolute bad bitch. Her attitude reminds me of myself so idk if I should like it or hate it, she's got a lot of pride which I respect. Really human and I like it, she takes no one's shit and she's a badass. Didn't even FLINCH when she got her eye shot out. Girlboss. She gives me ace vibes also."

- Walter: "I liked him, he was funny. And then he betrayed everyone and became emo. He gave good advice, and he was cool as hell with that wise older veteran vibe. I'm disappointed in him, but the plot twist was actually good. You'd notice the signs if you suspected him from the beginning."

- Pip: "He's FINE. I'd braid his hair any day. I was in love and then I mourned. I'm widowed. He was hilarious, plus his voice actor nailed the French. My favorite character. Screeched when he came back. He's a good leader and I loved his speeches, also his death made me cry. And I don't often cry when watching anime."

- Anderson: "kinda neutral. I didn't like him at first, he was obnoxious as fuck. Then he respected women and opposed Maxwell and his orders so he grew in my esteem a bit. His character is cool as fuck tho. I wish he didn't turn into a monster, he fell to the same level as Alucard. It's like human greed or desperation for power. Him and Alucard had a thing going on."

- Enrico Maxwell: "Lucius Malfoy. I hate him but not the one I hate most."

- Heinkel & Yumie: "Really like these two lesbians. So cool and I respect their resolve, especially Heinkel's. Rip Yumi. You were cool. Heinkel being intersex is a dope detail, she's very androgynous too. I like their designs."

- The major: "Augustus Gloop? I like the fact he refused vampirism, that was cool, but he's an actual fucking sociopath and I hate him"

- The Captain: "Ngl, I actually find him quite dope, aside from the nazi thing. Literally no one respected him, that shit had me crying. His face is pretty and his tits are big, even if he looks a bit goofy at times. Wish we'd seen more of him. I felt kinda bad when he got defeated."

- Schrödinger: "I want this thing dead"

- Rip van winkle: "She gives me the vibes of a Dr Seuss character."

- Zorin: "Bleach Ichigo knockoff. Fuck this bitch in particular I hate her"

- The Valentine brothers: "A slav squat necrophile and his gay brother that used to be a runway model but got cancelled after a scandal"

Overall: A hit, neither of us expected her to like it. She likes the political and literary aspects, and also finds the characters interesting. She doesn't really know how to feel about the ending; she considers it realistic and a good end, but she wished it was more epic. But from a writing perspective it's good. Also she lowkey wished Alucard would turn Integra into a vampire, just because it would be cool. Now we send each other memes about it. She calls Nendocard a whore when she passes by him, but says she'd buy a Pip nendo in a heartbeat

#hellsing #shitpost #alucard #seras victoria #sir integra #walter c dornez #pip bernadotte #alexander anderson #enrico maxwell #heinkel wulf #yumie takagi #rip van winkle #jan valentine #luke valentine #schrodinger #the major #zorin blitz #andercard cameo #long post #she told me prior 'you keep showing me shit about it and now I'm curious' #and it was a hit #binged it in 3 days

[moliathh]

Meowlucard

#hellsing #alutegra #integra hellsing #alucard hellsing #alucard x integra #alucard #hellsing ultimate #alucard becoming a schrodinger's cat paradox means hes supposed to have cat ears #we were robbed

[nuclearforest]

Crack Millennium headcanons because nothing is serious and they all deserve to be mocked like the fools they are:

Major Montana Max: an idol stan. His fav is Love Live and his fav generation is Mu's. He has multiple instances of the rhythm game app and has spent literal houses worth of money to win his favorite gacha pulls.

Doc: runs the anime bathtub wiki and can identify anime girls by their feet.

Captain: probably has an OnlyFans or influencer level Instagram where he works out and sells his bath water to fund all his furry commissions because all of Millennium's funding goes to Montana's gacha addiction.

Zorin: is a reigning champion on the hit reality TV show Naked and Afraid. She has almost killed and eaten her partners because they were useless and she didn't want to see a dick for a month.

Rip: is a Disney adult. Her room is stuffed with merch and when Frozen comes out everybody in the base learns the words to Let It Go.

Schrodinger: is given access to the equivalents of those 1950s chemistry kits and has a copy of the anarchists cookbook. He's about halfway through all the recipes.

Jan: is The Man to consult on dick pic composition. Surprising understanding of lighting, pose, and frame content. Regularly consults with the Captain on how to maximize thirst traps.

Luke: most definitely catfishes people on dating apps as a hobby. His longest running is an LDR going on 2 years.

Tubalcain: has a thing for cougars. Regularly goes out to his local casinos to pick up old tourists and get pampered for the night.

Bonus Dark Walter: goes to various slam poetry nights exclusively to dunk on the poets. He has an Oxford education and does nothing with it beyond being a Mean Girl to the point he's regularly kicked out if venues. His own edgy ass poetry is surprisingly good.

#mun rambles #hellsing shitpost #hellsing ultimate #millennium #major montana max #hellsing doc #captain hans gunsche #zorin blitz #rip van winkle #schrodinger #tubalcain alhambra #dark walter #jan valentine #luke valentine #crack headcanons

[east-side-militia]

Azmodeus (proto-Schrodinger) my beloved

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fanart #hellsing schrodinger #warrant officer schrodinger #hellsing azmodeus

[da-shrimping-station]

you must give the catboy schrodinger belly rubs

#shrimpy asks #hellsing ultimate #hellsing ultimate schrodinger #hellsing schrodinger #hellsing fanart #hellsing #thank you for the ask! #queue-queue train

[majoraslion]

Sometimes hes in my dreams, sometimes I can see his body right beside me. It's a never ending nightmare why I friended him

#hellsing ultimate #hellsing oc #Hellsing Schrodinger #Daciana Garcina #slight body horror

[vermont-writes-fanfic]

Shrödinger x tall reader? I’m 6”2 and heard Shrödinger is like 5’2-5’5 lol

Sure thing! Been meaning to get to this one because I think it’s super cute. Forgive me if this is a little OOC for Schrödinger, I’ve not rewatched some of it yet haha. Also did this in a more head cannon ish format so don’t hurt me 🥲

Request: Yes

Warnings: Non really, a little cussing?

Pronouns: She/her

Your just short

Schrödinger

• Schrödinger is used to being short among his peers, but most of them are men

•When you show up, it’s a different story, he suddenly finds himself not only short but dwarfed

• You, are very tall, make him truly feel like Schrödinger’s cat

• At first he’s adverse to it, you don’t even tease him for it like the others do on occasion and this annoys him

• “Why are you so damn tall?”

•After a while he comes around to it, even makes a habit of annoying you

•Be prepared to have him try and climb over you

• He sees you as a big tree and tells you as such

•The others see it as funny and a relief despite the whole being evil thing

Sorry for it being so short lol

Hope you liked it either way!

#hellsing #hellsing fanfic #hellsing x reader #fluff #van hellsing #hellsing fanfiction #hellsing abridged #schrodinger #Schrödinger x reader #shorty

[amoeba219]

My attempt at Schrödinger from Hellsing 😺

#characterart #anime #digital art #anime art #character illustration #digital painting #fanart #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fanart #hellsing #schrodinger #schrodinger hellsing #anime fanart #catboy