Behold the most cursed Blaze post I’ve seen so far
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I like how Tumblr natives don’t tag the /j abbreviation here on Tumblr. Like, in this savage land we don’t tag jokes for your reading clarity. It’s sink or swim. Eat or get eaten. You either assimilate to the local vernacular or assume the site is inhabited by unintelligible heathens and leave.
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I love that tumblr humour is always so recognisable. It doesn’t matter which social media you see it on, it’s immediately obvious, whether or not op has ever been a part of the tumblr society. Tumblr humour is hilarious either in a wheezing-your-lungs-out way or straight face way. It’s ingenious. And it’s always weird as fuck. But it’s the best type out there, tbh.
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Love going through my dashboard on Tumblr because no other social media site can truly replicate the whiplash of scrolling past a heartfelt prayer asking for safety of another town fallen on hard times due to flooding and to then see deltarune mpreg fanart immediately after it
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Tumblr staff is like my sibling. Sometimes they’re my mortal enemy, but they’re MY mortal enemy. Also sometimes we are not mortal enemies, but simply homies who are just chilling.
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I feel like the longer I use this site, the more unhinge I become.
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self recognition through Tumblr posts reblogged by mutuals
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“Hellsite (affectionate)”
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Every time the tumblr app crashes on me I'm not even mad. I'm just like, "No, you're right, I should stop scrolling"
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Being on here is like I love this site I hate this site, I'd rather be anywhere else there's nowhere else I'd rather be, this site has the worst discourse I'd rather be here than fucking twitter, I wanna leave this prison I wanna stay like a captain going down with their ship
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Literally me sharing something on Twitter that I’d made with Tumblr in mind:
You know what, I guess this hellsite (derogatory) can have the thing I made for hellsite (affectionate).
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Another cursed Blaze post, Senior Edition
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This is exactly how I want to experience this website
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I’ve said it before, I’m gonna say it a thousand more times, I find it so freaking funny that aesthetic tm insta profiles just post tumblr text posts…like where would y’all be without us? Tumblr is the only place on the internet where you can still be as honest as you want to…….the only real social media left. Our favourite hellsite
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was no one gonna tell me that i can make my tumblr bright pink instead of the default blue??
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Tumblr = hellsite (affectionate)
Twitter = hellsite (derogatory)
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time to finally join tumblr, after years of enviously watching from every other hellsite
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