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helluva-shit-show · 7 months

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I swear I don't hate the show, I don't even hate any of the ladies above, not even Stella, it's just insanely unfair how the women get treated in Helluva.

And no, I don't need the creators of any given media to hold my hand and walk me through every tiny choice made by every character in said media.

Of course I can infer that Stella grew up in the same pre-determined mold Stolas was forced into. Of course I can infer that she learned tantrum behavior and violence probably got her what she wanted so her royal parents didn't have to hear it.

I can infer that Barbie self harms bc a tiny thin scar doesn't form a perfect circle around your forearm by accident, and an "X" doesn't perfectly cross out a tattoo that probably causes you great trauma to look at every day, on accident. Her tail scars are deeply concerning and saddening to think about, bc again, why do they PERFECTLY match her twin brother's natural markings? I can infer that his actions, intentional or not, deeply traumatized her, and her response was to remove a piece of herself that reminded her of him. It's dark, it's mature, it's compelling and it makes sense. The issue is, it will probably never be touched on.

I adore Millie, I adored her before season two was even announced. To the contrary, I actually don't care if she ever gets a deep deep dive at her backstory. There have been PLENTY of male characters across all kinds of media that are simply psychotic little murder gremlins, and no one ever bats an eye at it. I adore her as the murder gremlin queen she is. But as she's main cast, it's incredibly unfair by comparison how she gets utilized and how she doesn't. One minute she can take down a 60 meter tall fish monster single handedly, the next minute, because the plot wants this to be about the bois, a single hit breaks her arm to the point that BONE IS PIERCING THROUGH HER SKIN, and she just happens to get thrown directly into the world's MOST CONVENIENTLY PLACED AND ARMED bear-trap ever. It doesn't snag her face, her hair, or her hand or arm or torso or back, she falls just perfectly that her leg is just perfectly in its jaws. No arteries got caught? There's not an excess of blood, she's by the show's own dialogue, "fine." But she's benched for the rest of the episode.

And maybe it wouldn't be so bad from the critical eye if the excuse given for it wasn't SO hollow. "Helluva is more male focused and Hazbin is more female focused." Ma'am. Who do you think you're fooling out here. Angel Dust and Alastor built the HH fandom. Do you expect me to believe Mimzy or Niffty are going to be treated any better than the Helluva gals? Mimzy is literally already on the wiki as a "minor character".

It's truly ok to focus your story on males. There is literally a whole genre of anime focused on mostly male stories. But if someone, or a lot of someones, feel your female cast is lacking in substance, I find it insulting to dismiss them and say they're misreading the media and nitpicking. They care about the show, YOUR show, they care about YOUR characters, if you can remember back when you were a smaller creator HERE on tumblr, ppl love when you ask them about their OCs. And you don't have to spit out a quick bs backstory to your character if you haven't given it much thought, that's not what anyone is asking for. (Cough, Unhappy Campers, COUGH).

Idk how to wrap this critique up, so I'm just gonna say, Moxxie's mom is too badass to be Mrs. Knofirstname Knolastname. 🤡

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everlastlady · 11 months

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Hii! Hope you're having a nice time of day! I was wondering if you could write hc's for Striker with a S/O, who is a Cat demon! I'm not sure if something like this has already been requested, so forgive me if I'm clueless :')

Thanks!

I'll gladly do this for ya! Thank you a bunch for requesting. I'm going to be basing some of the cat stuff from the wiki on Husk and VP has stated that, Husk hates his form because of the cat like shit that happens with him. So this should be interesting for Striker with a cat demon partner. So again thank you so much for requesting and I hope you enjoy!

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☕ Author's Note: Hello! My little imps, demonic sinners, & powerful overlords. Welcome back to another story and request of Striker X Cat Demon Reader. This was a fun one to write even though any content I write for Striker is fun because I love his character. If you loved this story please make sure to comment, like, or reblog.

☕Word Count: 1450

☕Fandom: Helluva Boss

☕Story Contains: Abusive asshat Valentino.

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Striker X Cat Demon Reader

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Striker had met you when you were injured in an alleyway. He had just got done taking of a job and decided to use the alleyway to get home quicker. But when hearing heavy breathing, he followed the sound to see you. A demon cat who was injured and in pain. Striker never really care for anyone else but himself. But he saw that were in pain and he wanted to help. When he tried to reach out and help you up. You only hissed and scooted back making the tin trashcans rattle. Striker was a little taking back by your reaction but he also saw that you were scared. How you looked scared, confused, and wanted to cry. “ Hey, now darlin’ I ain’t going to hurt you, my name is Striker, do you want me to help ya? “ He could tell that you were scared like he was going to hurt you. Looking at Striker, you weren’t sure if you should trust him, but something told you to trust the cowboy Imp. So you nodded your head. Maybe he could help you with your injuries.

He had picked you up carefully and walked down the alleyway with you. Striker’s home was small and the way he dressed fit the theme he had going on in his home. He set you down and came back with a medkit. “ You wanna tell me who hurt ya? I’m an assassin so if you have the money. I could take this person out. “ Striker said, but he saw that you looked away and said nothing. He respected that you didn’t want to talk about it; after patching you up. He gave you some fresh clothes which were one of his shirts and sweatpants. You went to wash up and change.

Your cat-like features interested Striker. He thought you looked adorable. Your features made him smile and seeing your tail wag when you were finally happy made him happy. Striker was a wonderful and good host. Even letting you spend the night. He would cover you up with blankets and pillows before he got up to leave. You grabbed his sleeve and wanted to tell him what had happened and how you ended up in the alley. Yould told him about the cruel and fucked up things your boss Valentino did to you and how you stood up to him, only for him to beat you up and you tried your best to fight back and ran. That you were hiding in that alley from Valentino and anyone he sent looking for you. This was the first time Striker ever felt sorry for someone. “ Oh, darlin’, I’m sorry that happened to ya, that was brave of ya to finally stand up and fight against him. No one should ever have to go through what you went through. My offer still stands if you want me to kill him. But you stay here as long as you want, I’ll protect you. “

Striker loved the little purrs you made when he would kiss your head or caress your cheek. You watched the cowboy Imp stick by your side until you fell asleep. You never thought you meet someone this kind. Someone who would finally help you. When sticking around Striker’s house you did your part and cleaned up. You also would make Striker food. “ Darlin’ you ain’t have to do all this for me. “ Striker would say but you would stare at him with your soft (E/C) eyes and he would just chuckle. “ At least let me help. “ And the two of you would be cooking and cleaning together.

You weren’t scared that Striker was an assassin in fact you asked Striker to teach you how to fight and use weapons. You wanted to be able to protect yourself when you were ready to leave. “ I mean if you are serious then sure, I’ll teach you how to fight and use weapons darlin’ and I promise you’ll be the toughest little kitten out there. “ Striker would say and be excited to teach you. The training was hard at first and Striker would take it easy at first and then really toughen up on you. He taught you how to disarm, defend, and use weapons properly. Whenever you or Striker pinned each other to the floor. You would be locked in a staring contest while blushing only for him to clear his throat. “Let's continue with the trainer little kitten. “

When he wasn’t calling you darlin’, pumpkin, sugar, sweetheart, doll, or anything else in that smooth southern accent. He loved to call you little kitten and you didn’t find you were fond of the nickname. “ Little kitten you wanna watch a movie? “ or “ Hey little kitten did you eat today? “ That nickname made you happy and seeing Striker care for you and teach you made you feel all warm, and you were slowly falling for him and he was slowly falling for you as well.

It was time for you to leave and you made that choice. Striker walked up to you. “ If you ever wanna come back then just call me kitten. “ He would write his number down and hand it to you. When he caresses your face you would nuzzle your cheek into the palm of his hand, letting out soft purrs. You stared at him with doe eyes and Striker leaned in a bit so did you, before you both knew it. The two of you were kissing. The man tasted like dark coffee and nicotine. ( I’m not sorry)

The two of you pulled away and Striker smirked. “ You know you don’t have to leave just yet and it would be a shame. If you wasted money hotel hopping when you have a nice place here with a cowboy who can protect ya. “ Striker said. You smiled as your tail curled, you agreed to stay here with Striker and you agreed to be his partner which made Striker happy because now you both could lay in his bed.

Striker wasn’t fazed by you always zooming around sometimes at night or when you laid on top of him. He would rub your back and hear you purr. He would chuckle feeling you nuzzle into his neck. “ You are so damn cute, little kitten. “ Striker would always hold you close in bed, though sometimes he would hiss feeling your claws dig into him and you would apologize and kiss whatever marks you left on him.

Oh boy, whenever you bent down to pick up something and wiggled your ass a bit which you had no control over. Striker would stand behind you looking like a damn villain. He would smack your ass and take off running, as you chased him to beat his ass with your shoe. But sometimes you did get him back even though so the man had no ass. (Again not sorry, he has no ass. )

Your boss eventually found you having one of your old co-workers track you down and Val showed up to take you back. Striker had that knife drawn letting Val know this ain’t no normal knife. “ I suggest you get your ass off my property, I also suggest you leave my little kitten alone, they don’t work for you, no more and they don’t have to so you can either leave here alive or I can send you back your cheap ass business in a casket. “ Striker said with a growl. Val glared at you and at Striker, he rolled his eyes and scoffed. “ Keep them, I can’t get someone else to do a better job than, them someone more obedient, beautiful, and better. “ Val would blow his smoke in both your faces and leave not looking back. Striker would slam the door closed and would be breathing heavily from anger but he would calm down when you hugged him. Striker would hug you back letting you cry. “ Don’t worry darlin’, he’s gone, and won’t have to worry about him anymore. “ Striker would pick you up and carry you to the bedroom.

Striker always protected you, he loved you and wanted nothing but for you to feel safe. He enjoyed your cat-like features everything about you was beautiful what was cute. Is that when you purred or hissed. He would also hiss or make rattle noises. Making it both a fun game between you two, you may have had your cat tendencies but Striker had his rattlesnake and crocodile tendencies. And you both never judged each other. You were glad Striker found you in that alley and saved you, Striker was glad he found you because he planned to never let you go and always protect you.

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anselm002 · 1 year

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Sallie May :3

#helluva boss #helluva fanart #helluva sallie may #sallie may

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dramamines · 4 months

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Sallie May!!

#i want more of her content rahhh #my art shit #helluva boss #sallie may #sallie may helluva boss #sallie mae #helluva boss art #helluva boss fanart #trans #transgender #millie helluva boss #helluva millie #hb fanart #sallie may fanart #helluva boss sallie may #helluva sallie may

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huntertheyeenqueen · 4 months

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"Happy New Year, Darlin'~"❤️‍🔥

Was sent a pic that had been going around/others had redrawn so... I figured I'd do a version myself for Sallie Mayday :3 The ship needs more love haha. Verosika and Sallie May are property of Vivziepop.

Inspo pic: https://x.com/shirozoid/status/1675283749519368195?s=20

You can find the full here: https://x.com/HunterNSFWQueen/status/1741638241839706211?s=20 ~ Like what you see? I'm open for commissions! Check out my Commission Price Sheet and Info! ~ My pages if anyone wants to follow my art~ da: https://www.deviantart.com/huntertheyeenqueen FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/huntertheyeenqueen/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/HunterYeenQueen Twitter (18+): https://twitter.com/HunterNSFWQueen Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/huntertheyeenqueen Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/huntertheyeenqueen Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088219471597 Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/huntertheyeenqueen.bsky.social Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/huntertheyeenqueen Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@huntertheyeenqueen ~ If you're interested, we have a Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel roleplay server! Check it out if you're looking for a fun, friendly community to roleplay in~ ^^ https://discord.gg/s495qbuRpK

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zigmenthotep · 10 months

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A little late, but here's Sallie May with some fun suggestions for celebrating Pri(demon)th.

#hellava boss #helluva sallie may #sallie may helluva boss #helluva boss fanart #pri(demon)th #pride month #art #sallie may

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anthurak · 9 months

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After Blitzo and Stolas eloped to parts unknown, Blitzo left his company in the hands of his daughter. Loona has proceeded to take the Immediate Murder Professionals in a new direction, taking on a few new members. As well as accepting contracts from certain higher-ups in Hell, who have noted that an off-the-books team of assassins capable of operating on Earth without Heaven's knowledge has some… potential.

(Credit to Darkxpazz for the commission)

So after a few days of working on Helluva Boss theory/analysis posts while listening to the Ghost in the Shell soundtrack, I ended up coming up with this weird little future fic/AU idea. Born mostly out of really wanting to see HB characters in the 'Ghost in the Shell Lineup'. And also Loona cosplaying as the Major XD

(Thanks again to Darkxpazz for the amazing artwork :D)

#helluva boss #ghost in the shell #loona #helluva loona #octavia #helluva octavia #vortex #helluva vortex #moxxie #millie #helluva moxxie #helluva millie #sallie may #helluva sallie may #barbie wire #helluva boss fanart #future fic

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agriefthatcantbespoken · 11 months

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Artist: Mancha Martian

#helluva boss #helluva sallie may #sallie may #vivziepop #imp #demon girl

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puurplust · 1 year

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I'll just

Introduce myself 😇

HI, my name's Vel, I'm am a self-taught artist that draws a ton of helluva boss and hazbin hotel art.

I dunno what else to say so here's a ton of the art I've done in the past 😋

#helluvaboss #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #artwork #fan art #oc art #digital art #helluva blitzo #hazbin sir pentious #helluva sallie may #hazbin vaggie #hazbin angel dust #helluva fizzarolli #helluva chaz #hazbin velvet #hazbin charlie #hazbin characters #hazbin cherri bomb

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umnokorito · 9 months

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Supreme Southern Beef™

#helluva boss #moxxie #moxxie knolastname #moxxie helluva boss #helluva boss moxxie #helluva moxxie #millie #millie knolastname #millie helluva boss #helluva boss millie #helluva millie #sallie may #sallie may helluva boss #helluva boss sallie may #helluva sallie may

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a-hazbin-soul · 9 days

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Why is it kinda hard to find Sallie May x fem reader?

I fucking love her!

#helluva boss #sallie may #sallie may helluva boss #helluva boss sallie may #helluva sallie may #vivziepop #vivzieverse #vivziepop sallie may

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everlastlady · 11 months

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Hello! I bring to thee another excuse to write Striker content. Can I request Striker with a multilingual female reader? I speak English, Spanish, and French irl.

Wow! That is amazing I wish I could speak two languages. I've been learning Italian and have been getting pretty good at it. But that is amazing so I'll absolutely do this request. I love seeing you request stuff! ☕

☕┆ Author's Note: Hello! My little imps, demonic sinners, and powerful overlords. Welcome to this lovely request but I added a twist. You and Striker will be working for I. M. P because I'm thinking about doing a cute little story au about so until then enjoy Multilingual Fem Reader X Striker.

☕┆ Story Contains: Bullying Moxxie, rip

☕┆ Fandom: Helluva Boss

☕┆ Word Count: 563

Multilingual Fem Reader X Striker

You started working for I.M.P right after Striker. Blitzo hired you since the business was doing well, they were getting clients in Hell who came from different parts of the world and you knew how to quickly translate which helped. So you were hired and when Striker saw you, he was impressed at your language skills. When Striker was doing his own assassin business he had clients that spoke different languages so he knew some different languages. The language you both spoke to each in when goofing around or playfully bashing each other was French.

Moxie gets irritated and upset whenever Striker says something to him, French, that Moxxie will look at him and say. “ Hey (Y/N) you do know what he said? “ You would look at Striker and Striker would grin. Though sometimes you would tell Moxxie or just giggle and walk off. Though sometimes you and Striker will purposely talk to Moxxie in Spanish to piss him off. The next week Moxxie brought in a French and Spanish book.

Striker saw how well you spoke Italiana and he wanted to learn. So you started teaching your mischievous friend Striker some Italiana but during these lessons. You two became close that sometimes you forgot you were teaching him to speak Italiana. Sometimes your, guys flirting in Italiana came outside the lessons and you both would be flirting in front of the others. Moxxie would remind you both that there is a job to be done. Blitzo would try to understand what you both are saying so he can join in on the flirting.

You do teach Millie some Spanish which she is grateful for and Striker taught Loona some Russian. And just for fun, you did teach Blitzo some French which you swear you heard him say might come in handy with Stolas. You saw that Moxxie was feeling left out so you squeezed him into the sessions you did with Millie so you were teaching both of them. Striker pouted because he was having fun making fun of Moxxie in a different language. So now he just does in another.

Striker asked you out on a date when you both were taking care of a job in Paris and he wanted to go on that date tonight since there was a list of clients. Good thing Stolas did write down the human disguise spell that you and Striker used. Shit he was still taller than you and a couple of added inches didn’t help. You both went to a restaurant, talked, and ate. You learned a lot about each other and then went on a walk through Paris. Blitzo was texting you asking if you and Striker finished your part of the list and you texted back not yet. You wanted to continue to spend time with Striker.

He took your hand and told you how much you mean to him. How he hasn’t felt this happy in a long time. Striker leaned in and kissed you. And you kissed back. “ Aww how sweet another lovey-dovey couple on the team, let's go love birds hopefully you aren’t like M&M. “ Blitzo said. Striker had growled since your, guys' sweet moment was broken up. You and Striker held hands and changed back to your actual forms and went through the portal, happy to have a relationship with each other.

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