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lesbianaglaya · 7 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “public transport system” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now
my friend my fellow commuter, pacing: the timetable is lying to us
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herhoneysuckle · 9 months
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Hey Angels
I haven’t made much progress on a job and had to spend the car savings for other expenses. However, my phone ($90) might get shut off if I don’t pay it and I only have $27. Plus, I’m running low on bus fare. SEND HELP! It’s looking tight rn!
I opened up a shop to make some money, but it’s not doing so good. If you want to support me by purchasing something, then visit my Etsy store or you can still donate to me thru:
C*sh *pp: $thediditaylor
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kingsmoot · 6 months
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finally found the post again about the interview george did where he said he wrote ramsay especially for theon as a punishment for his hubris calling in sick to work to lay waifishly across my burgundy velvet chaise lounge fainting couch for the remainder of the day
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cityrun · 7 months
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its making me ill
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shrack · 9 months
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another season of confusing gender envy for laszlo cravensworth
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Ao3 Confusion
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Okay, so I'm finally trying to put my fics up on Ao3, but...my brain can't brain to figure out the rules over there. I can't even figure out if my Green is My Favorite Color Series would qualify as a "series" on Ao3, or whether it would be considered a "Multi-Chapter Work". 😩(I don't even really understand the difference between those two terms!) I'm so confused by the site. Does anyone smarter than me have advice, or ideas of how to understand stuff over there?
Edit: Would Green is My Favorite Color be a Multi-Chapter Work while GIMFC + Get Me to the Church on Time, + I Will Find You in the Dark is a series? Because they're all Multi-Chapter Works that feature the same characters in the same universe?
Maybe???
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pleasantfanartist · 11 months
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 … and everything that follows is a flood
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HELPP YOU GUYS IM AT A RESTAURANT BATHROOM RN AND I WAS WAITIJG FOR THE GUY IN THE BATHROOM TO BE DONE AND I ACTED ALL POLITE BUT THEN CHECKED THE TOILET AND SAID TO MY SISTER & COUSIN "this bastard left the toilet seat up" AND THE BASTARD WAS STILL THERE.
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slyherrera · 3 months
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I should seriously post more often fr I just redesigned my kobold for a campaign I’m in might post her - but fr should actually post on here more like ermmmmm gotta keep my internet presence somehow
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vampgf · 4 months
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a couple hours left until we have december. and the darkness
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1990danieljohnston · 1 year
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girl help bad thoughts are taking over my brain aaahhh all my friends hate me i’m the worst person on earth i’ll never be loved
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deans-baby-momma · 8 months
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LOOKING FOR A FIC.......
It's a Deanxreader where they meet in school (high school or college) and they get together. They get married (or engaged at least) and end up both becoming teachers at the same school but one of the teachers there starts flirting with Dean and causes them to split. I can't exactly remember why but the cops get involved and the teacher gets arrested.
If you wrote this or know who wrote it, please comment or DM me. I wanna read it again. Thanks! ☺️
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hollowslantern · 1 year
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coyotegirlgospel · 8 months
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mayhaps I am realizing some realizings...
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dildeaux-san · 8 months
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The final whistle blows, signaling Karasuno’s victory over Shiratorizawa, the atmosphere in the gymnasium erupted with cheers and applause. The exhilaration of the win coursed through the Karasuno team, their spirits soaring as they celebrated their hard-fought triumph. The third years run to each other and hug, tears streaming down their faces.
But amidst the jubilant chaos, one figure stood still, his gaze fixed on a particular silver-haired omega.
Ushijima Wakatoshi, Shiratorizawa’s formidable ace, couldn’t tear his eyes away from the omega who had played a pivotal role in turning the tide of the game. He had witnessed an incredible display of skill and determination, watching in awe as the omega maneuvered through his team full of alphas, outsmarting them with each move. Ushijima couldn’t deny the impact this silver-haired omega had on him and frowned, confused at the way his heart sped up.
Ushijima found himself searching for the silver haired omega. Why? Well he’ll figure that out when he gets there.
He made his way through the crowd, after his team packed up to head home. His eyes scanning the faces of the Karasuno players in the crowd and then, as if the universe had heard his unspoken desire, he heard a familiar voice call out, “Suga-chan!”
Ushijima’s heart skipped a beat. Suga. That name resonated deeply within him. He turned towards the sound and there, standing a few meters away, was the silver-haired omega he had been seeking.
Ushijima’s breath caught in his throat as he watched Suga rush into the arms of another person—Oikawa Tooru.
“Tooru! You came!”
Confusion clouded Ushijima’s mind. Oikawa, an omega himself, held Suga tightly, their lips meeting in a tender kiss. Ushijima’s world seemed to shatter, his heart sinking as he realized that the person he had been drawn to was already taken and by an omega no less.
A pang of regret and longing washed over him, a bittersweet realization of what could have been. He sighed and turned back to his team to leave back to school and end his high school volleyball career.
Briefly, He turned and looked one last time. He couldn’t help but watch as Suga and Oikawa smiled at each other, their hands interlaced, radiating a sense of warmth and contentment. Ushijima’s gaze lingered for a moment longer, etching the scene into his memory with a frown, before he turned away, his steps heavy with defeat. From both, Karasuno and Oikawa.
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“I’m surprised you came. You said you didn’t care if we won or lost,” Suga grins at Oikawa before pecking the pout on the brunette.
“You hurt me Koushi! I’m pissed either way, but you kicked Ushiwaka’s ass. You should have seen his face when the final whistle blew!” Oikawa brushes back Suga’s hair with a wink.
“Alright you two.” Iwaizumi approaches wearing his usual scowl before yanking Oikawa from Suga by his scarf. “Suga you need to get back to your team. I’ll take this loser home and you’ll see each other later.”
“Iwa-chan! I’m spending time with my omega!”
“Shut up shittykawa! He needs to finish packing up so they can plan for nationals. You’ll literally see Suga tomorrow!”
Suga grins watching the two argue between each other and laughs, “You two are like a married couple.”
Iwaziumi’s smile falls from his face in horror looking at the silver haired omega, “Please don’t joke like that Suga.”
“Yeah! That hurts my feelings Kou-chan! You trying to get rid of me?” Oikawa pulls the omega close.
A burst of citrus floods Suga’s senses and he rolls his eyes at the omega. He accepts his fate and holds still as Oikawa thoroughly scents him.
“There,” Oikawa grins, satisfied.
“Ugh,” Iwaizumi mockingly pinches his nose. “It reeks of you now.”
Suga shakes his head at the two best friends. He notices Daichi start to approach with a stern look.
“Uh-oh, mom is on his way to scold me. I need to get going.”
The two omegas meet in a tight embrace, stealing a couple more kisses before reluctantly pulling away and leaving to their separate destinations.
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After graduation, Ushijima found himself at one of Tokyo's premier universities, known for producing numerous successful athletes who have gone on to pursue professional careers in their respective sports.
Despite being scouted to play professionally after high school, Ushijima had reached a compromise with his mother. She insisted that he prioritize his studies and find a stable career instead of solely pursuing his passion for Volleyball.
Ushijima Hotaru, a fiercely controlling alpha woman, saw her son's passion for volleyball as an obstacle to his future success. She firmly believed that he should prioritize his studies and conform to her vision of a secure and conventional career path. Now that Ushijima Wakatoshi was setting out on his own, she couldn't shake the urge to tightly guide and dictate his choices.
She persuade her son into attending the prestigious university in Tokyo. She saw it as a perfect compromise, knowing that many professional athletes had graduated from there, making it a promising avenue for his future success. Despite Wakatoshi’s initial hesitation, his mother’s persistent coaxing ultimately led him to make the decision to enroll at the university.
Alone in his dorm room without a roommate, Ushijima's mind was consumed by thoughts of the potential opportunity to join a professional volleyball team. Despite being at the university, his focus remained fixated on the possibility of leaving the academic world behind to pursue his passion for volleyball at the highest level.
On move-in day, Ushijima found himself making a solemn vow: he would not waver from his goals, and nothing would stand in the way of achieving his dreams. Determination filled his heart as he set his mind on excelling academically while never losing sight of his ultimate aspiration to play professionally. The unwavering commitment he made that day fueled his drive to relentlessly pursue success, no matter the challenges that lay ahead.
As Ushijima went about exploring the campus on his move-in day, he caught a fleeting glimpse of someone with striking silver hair walking by. The sight immediately captured his attention, and he couldn't help but feel a strange sense of familiarity.
Little did he know that this familiar sight would have a significant influence on his journey and the course of his future.
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godpilot · 1 year
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