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janaknandini-singh999 · 7 months
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"AAAAAAAAAAA!!" Krishna shrieked, closing his eyes
"HAPPY BIRTHDAYY" everyone came out
He slowly opened his eyes to look around and find his family and friends all in shining new clothes, clapping their hands together. All his wives and children folding their hands and touching his feet, he immediately hugged them. He touched Balram's feet and also got a fierce and emotional hug in return.
Radha watched, smiling and holding something in her hands
"Is that A CAKE?! HEY, MAHADEV- IT'S A MAAKHAN CAKE OMGG???" Krishna jumped
He took the cake, put it on the table and embraced Radha who grinned widely and hugged him back tighter. The cake cutting took place, everyone singing and cheering their kanha as he finished it and fed everyone the cake with his own hands.
"See, dau? I told you! Bhaybheet hone ki koi baat hi nahi thhi, they were all preparing for my birthday!"
"Haa, KANHA I-" Balram suddenly got cut off by the mysterious look Radha and all of Krishna's wives gave him
Radha cleared her throat "Well, it is like this.. Kanha, all your sakhis and wives discussed with me so I'm their representative. And I know it is your birthday but this time we all wish for something from you."
"Sakhi ki ichha-" Krishna started
"AREY, OH!? RUKO. Don't you "sakhi ki iccha hi satya vachan" it away! I've always had first hand experience of this leela of yours aur sabse PEHLE PHASSTA HOON MAIN-" Balram fumed but stopped at the soft, pitiful look everyone was giving him now "Haa Haa ab aise bhi matt dekho. Main toh bas keh raha thha ki pehle sunn toh lo Radha kya maang rakhna chaahti hain?"
Getting her opening at last, Radha clapped her hands enthusiastically and blurted "We all want to swap roles with you and your sakhas, Kanha!"
Pradyumnn and Sambha jumped, Balram almost choked "Wh- WHAT!??"
"But Radha, I already do that! Remember in lath maar Holi etc where you all make me a gopi and I dance for all of you?" Krishna put his finger on his chin, thinking something amusedly and smiling. He knew where she was going with this.
"Tch, but that's just you! Kanha ki leela involves the jagat so why should anybody be spared? Especially today on Janmashtami?? Aaj toh leeladhar ka hi din hain! We want all the men and gwalas swapped with the women and gopis. Just for a day, please!"
Sambha carefully signaled Pradyumnn to slip away unnoticed but they got caught by Rukmini. "Where do you think you're going, my boys?" she giggled, looking over at Radha
"Matashri, I know what you all and Radha ji are doing! You want to make the gwalas and pitashri pay with how they messed with you by doing the same with them through this kreeda! But what have WE done!? We never mistreated any woman! LET US GOO-"
"HAA, KANHA- you CAN'T do THIS!!!" Balram agreed, instantly coming to their side "Why should we reap the fruits of the seeds YOU AND YOUR BELOVED GWALAS SOWED?! BAHOT KARMA KA GEET GAATEY HO NA, KANHA? AB BHUKTOO HAHA. But leave us OUT of this. Punishing one innocent is a worse crime than letting million criminals go scot free."
Krishna suppressed his grin and looked at Radha, who said "Ugh, accha baba, we will soften it on you! You all will be queens living in the comfort of the palace while the gwalas outside get transformed into gopis, is that fine?"
"DHANYAVAAD, RADHA JI." they all bowed to her
Radha couldn't help but chuckle "Let's see how you handle even that, though." she winked
Krishna smiled and looked at everyone, then finally at Radha as he chanted like a mantra: "Sakhi ki iccha, mere liye aadesh. Tathastu!" and snapped his fingers as a ray of light emanated, covering them all
Everyone in Dwarka had been swapped. Vrindavan's gopis and gwalas had also been teleported here and swapped. Men turned into beautiful women while the women turned into handsome men. The women marvelled at their now male bodies
"This physique can help us do ANYTHING! LET'S GO" as they worked enthusiastically and many times harder in their male bodies than what the men had. The men stared and struggled at just wearing their clothes: heavy jewellery and saris "HOW can ANYONE do ANYTHING in this attire!?" For the village ones, they couldn't even balance the matka on their heads. The cooking, looking after their children, working tirelessly throughout the day without expecting anything in return. Many of then collapsed "how can anyone be subjected to THIS? It's too much, it's MADNESS!" Lying under the sun in that utterly exhausted condition, they found a new respect for their wives and promised to always help them from now on. They folded their hands silently and bowed.
Jambavanti, daughter of the bear king Jambavant, was already powerful as a woman, who now after turning into a man had become unstoppable. In her male form, she had ripped muscles and wearing a dhoti, was in the akhaada - knocking all pehelwaans out one after the other.
"Can't anyone beat me?" she giggled
Balram approached his favourite place and paused after seeing this warrior, taking time to recognizing his sister in law who smiled and bowed upon seeing him. He gulped. Suddenly a sharp pain tore through his abdomen, he grabbed his mouth with his hands and rushed to the palace.
In the jewellery store, someone stepped in with the air of a king. It was Satyabhama. In her male form, she wore a bright turban and dazzling merchant's clothes. A moustache adorned her face with a glint in her eyes. The store was operated all by women - just the men who had turned into women. She nodded at them and ordered to be shown the best of gems.
"Hmm, this one's fake." she was examining a diamond studded in a ring
As if slapped, she was met with a hue and cry of "That's impossible! It's the heirloom of the famous jeweler who opened this very store decades ago."
"Take it for testing." she muttered with the same confidence of someone who was an expert because she was. She and her father had been the keeper of the alokik syamantak mani, she's always had a keen eye for gems all her life. One of them hurriedly went outside with it and came back after half an hour with it, shaking and baffled.
"It IS FAKE! We've been blind for so long!"
Everyone turned to face Satyabhama, questions filling every part of their essence "Who are you, O Great Jauhari?"
Rukmini was beaming with the happiness of a fulfilled artist. She had just finished painting a myriad of pieces. They included: a full moon alighting a heavenly forest at night, a peacock dancing in the rain, a tiny candle slowly melting away silently placed on a table, its dim but warm light falling on a fluttering page which was alongside it, pressed in place from flying away by the feverish and tired hand of a girl whose only back was visible, while her other hand was passionately writing on it, as it mercilessly thundered away outside her window.
All of these paintings had a part of her in them, a part of her swami in them. She took it to the common people art gallery in her male form, a place she wouldn't have been allowed to visit so casually had she been in her female form as the queen. It was soon crowded. Everyone stared numb, hypnotized by these paintings. Each one of them evoked a different and wide range of emotions through them. Some people were crying, some were smiling. Some were doing both. Everyone present as if momentarily had been teleported to Rukmini's heart to the time she had experienced all these memories which she had so fondly put on canvas - experiences of all kind. Of her childhood innocence, playing in the palace, then slowly oppression, misery, helplessness, hope, devotion and finally joy and peace.
But one piece that stood out was a portrait. A magnificent picture of their Dwarkadheesh, captured in his most divine form as the gentle hands of a woman placed the crown on his head, lovingly. He was smiling. Everyone instantly bowed and a murmur went around "Who is this godly artist?"
Balram was lying down on his bed, wailing.
Revati immediately rushed inside
"Kya hua, swami?"
"REVATI JI-- MUJHSE KHOON NIKAL- Aisa lag raha hain ki main YUDDH BHOOMI MEIN HOONN PARANTU SHATRU BAAHAR NAHI BALKI MERE SHAREER KE ANDARRR SE VAAR KAR RAHA HAIN!!? Yeh kaisa SHRAAP, YEH KAISI MRITYU-"
"Yeh shraap nahi, jeevan dene ka bhaag hain." Revati smiled silently and put her hand on her swami's head, stroking it and soothing him
"JEEVAN? YEH MRITYU HAIN! Yeh kab tak chalega!?"
"4-5 din.."
"KYA!? Humare toh yuddh MEIN BHI DHARM HAIN KI SURYAAST KE BAAD koi nahi ladta. Yeh kaisa atyaachaar, anyaay-" that's when he realized and fell the ground to bend and touch his wife's feet who gasped and carried him to the bed again
"Yeh aap kya kar rahe hain, swami!? You're in this state please don't-"
"Aap sab deviyan param pujy mahaan hain. Mera naman kripya sweekar kijiye."
Revati smiled
Radha and her sakhis, now in the form of gwale, were having the time of their lives. They burst matke, stole maakhan and laughed at the gwale who had all turned into gopiyan now. When they were bathing, Radha whistled from her hiding spot and they all stole their robes, giggling and running away. Krishna and his friends saw their clothes missing and screamed, draping their chest with their hands in horror.
Extremely mad, Krishna and everyone avoided Radha's toli. But that's when a sweet melody sounded through the atmosphere. Radha was playing the flute. Forgetting and dropping everything, Krishna ran to her. Radha nodded at Krishna who smiled and snapped his fingers. Suddenly, many such Krishnas in the form of a gopi emerged and came towards the gwale! And they all danced.
Nar naari ka roop badalke, khele radhakrishna! "Prem se badhke vishwa mein kya hain?" poochhe nand govinda, poochhe nand Gopala
Gwala ho ya gopi ho, sabme ek wahi toh hain samaaya
Chandni ho ya Surya ki kirne, woh hi toh hain Maya, dharm bhi samjhaya!
Vrindavaneshwari, raas rachaiyyaa
Jhoome jiski dhun pe kanhaiya!
Radharani sabki pyaari,
Thaame humari naiyaa!
Krishna leaned his head on Radha's shoulder peacefully as they silently swung slowly on the jhoola together in the vann, soaking the moonlight.
"Is this everything you and your sakhis felt when we always used to mess with you all in Vrindavan?" Krishna whispered
Half asleep but blissful, Radha nodded
"I promise to never make you all feel this way ever again."
"Oh no, we quite enjoy your maya." Radha whispered back, admitting it finally "We'd rather be tricked and surprised by you than face the dreadful mundane humdrum of life without your mischievous smile and charm to guide us."
Before he could say anything, Radha suddenly got up, held his hands and took him somewhere. After a while, they reached and Krishna froze. A colourful house with lots of trees around and a big aangan, where tulsi ji was placed, her leaves swaying softly in the breeze. A woman was there with a matki in her hands, staring blankly above at the moon.
Krishna had come into his baal roop, as he sobbed and called out "maiya?"
The emotions flooded back into the woman as if after an eternity. She turned around in a flash "Lalla?"
He ran and hugged his mother who softly pulled his ears and sobbed, whispering "Kahan chala gaya thha, ha? Kitna dhundha! Apni maiyaa ko pareshan karna bahot pasand hain na tujhe?"
Little krishna pinched both his ear lobes and innocently lowered his head in apology and hugged her again "shamaa kar do na, pyaari maiyaa..?"
Yashoda laughed, drying away her tears "Bas yahi toh karta hain na yeh maakhan chor? Ab bhala tumse rootha bhi koi kitni hi der tak reh sakta hain?"
Radha, who had also turned into her child form, looked on and cried little tears silently from a polite distance, smiling
"Aaja, Kanha. Janmdin ki dher saari badhaai, mere lalla! Yeh le tera mannpasand maakhan- arey, Radha? Wahan kyu khadi hain? Bina kahe iss natkhat ke liye maakhan banane mein roz mere paas aake haath bat'aati hain. Aaja khaa le, maine tere liye bhi kheer banaayi hain aaj!"
Little Radha ran in Yashoda maiya's arms who gently kissed her forehead. They both fed maakhan and kheer to maiya also and the three laughed and embraced each other.
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002yb · 6 months
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AAAAAAAAAAA YOUR DICKJOYFIRE FIC????? OMG IM ON MY KNEES. i love kory and Jay and i grew fond of jayroy and jaydick is my absolute OTP and aaaaaaa. Your brain is justtttt. OmG i love all that you write. Would you consider writing more about the four of them together? Smothering Jay with love and him being the maiden heart he is♡
Anyways, im really a fan of your fics they are awesome
Ahhhhh, you're always so delightful @alexandraisapenguin thank you so much. ///u/// This turned out to be more general ot4 though ;u;
Gym Shenanigans
Friendly competition between the four of them that's really just the boys taunting and challenging one another and being motivating in all their dumbness.
And Kory is so fond as she smokes all of them. Scorched earth policy, sorry boys. ;)
But it's all good because the three of them are so (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) because wowie hot damn, look at their girlfriend go.
Something something they all benchpress each other and Jason loses it each time when all of them do him. Which omg what? Hot? Help?
Dick being the first though and it takes so much coaxing and Dick swears he's got this. Which he does. It's only a few reps, anyhow. Still, the moment Dick presses Jason up, Jason panics and flails and ends up throwing himself out of Dick's hold and landing on his chest and Dick wheezes because oh god. Meanwhile Kory and Roy are !!! because whoops, spotting is a thing and Jason is mortified forever because again, omg.
But Dick just laughs through his wheezing and holds Jason to him before he can run off and Jason is sweet and blushy as he hides in Dick's chest and it's cute.
Speaking of chests - Roy marveling Jason's pecs. Like how you can catch glimpses of it through the low cut of Jason's sleeves. Dick following suit once he notices Roy's staring. And Kory following along not long after and wow, she thinks she understands the infatuation with breasts now. Amazing.
Jason spitting and sputtering because wth Kory //A///
Kory saddling up next to her baby boy and comparing chests and laughing because it's impressive! Has Jason ever tried to hold anything in his cleavage? So convenient. Also-
(Also, unrelated thought: Jason laying on top of Kory and their chests being smushed together and Dick and Roy just blatantly staring until they're called out and it's ahahahha)
General muscle appreciation. Like Roy's back. Roy basking in the attention but also being sweetly sheepish about it. Just something with him waving them off and being all, 'oh stop, guys,' then promptly flexing his back muscles. Dorky sweetness and cute flirting ahhhhhhh.
But wait. Dick getting stared at and objectified by other gym goers because he's beautiful handsome gorgeous. And while it's uncomfortable, he deals. Nothing new, right?
Only Jason puffs up and is ready to throw down, just sending the nastiest glares and snarls at men and women alike. He's got Kory right there backing him up too while Roy uses his impressive back to act as a screen and the combination of it all lightens Dick's mood so much and he loves them all dearly. ;U;
Sauna. Where Kory basks in the heat and unintentionally raises the temp until her boys are toasted and she has to drag them out and fan them back to safe temps.
Shower. Where Kory suggests showering together and yeah, sure. Only Jason bails out of embarrassment, maiden at heart that he is.
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feline-evil · 6 months
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I looove love love playing with the classic 'big tough guy rescues and protects small sort of pathetic nerd' type handsome prince story that Otasune has going on initially, but i also fucking ADORE playing with the inverse; Snake as a man needing saving despite how often he takes the role of hero in others eyes, Otacon seeing this man so battleworn and tired who has been denied any peace or a normal life and feeling such compassion and hurt burning in his heart for him that he makes a vow to stay by his side and protect him. Scrawny beanpole of a man holding this clone soldier in his arms when nightmares come for him, trying to calm him down from memories of the hell's he's walked through; whispering softly to him, reminding him he's there, he's safe. Helping bandage his wounds and massage his bruised muscles and caring for him when he grows tired and worn down; all with a look in his eye that suggests at rage bubbling silently over the fact the man he cares about has to endure this much. I just really like when Hal is in that protective role of trying to be the stronger one for Dave, this sweet sweet man with a big heart taking a look at the man under all that lore and legend and thinking who is taking care of you? Who is keeping you safe at night? Are you all alone, why must you endure this alone? I just. Clenching my fist. I fucking love when Otacon is strong in his own way, and protective in his own way; he might not be a supersoldier, he's just A Guy, but he cares and he see's the man behind the legend and decides to stick by him like his guardian angel and aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa They are both everything to me
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gay-little-bitch · 8 months
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My notes that I wrote while watching season 2 (not very detailed because I didn’t wanna miss anything but it definitely gets my feelings across)
TAO IS SUCH A LITTLE BITCHHH
DAIRY MILK OREO BAR
IMOGEN NO DONT DO IT
OHNONONONONO WHY ARE THEY SITTING NEXT TO EACHOTHER
Mr farouk…!!!!
BENJAMIN WHIPE THE SMILE OFF
BEN STOP IT YOU BITCH
NONONONONONONONO
OMG YAYYY CHARLIE
BABIES
AAAAAAAAAAA AWWWWW
OUT OF MY LEAGE 
Issac baby😕
It’s okayyy hun you weren’t ready
TAO nonononono
I love that Imogen is part of the group!!!
You can do it nicky 🖤
HAHAHAHHAHAHA oh no
AWWWWW
NO IMOGEN NO
AWWW IM SO PROUD OF HIM
Jane 👀
Tori my love 🥰
Charlie isn’t doing well…
I HATE JANE
DAVID 🤮
NO IMOGEN STOP IT
Aww Elle baby
SPEAK UP ABT IT BItCH
I HATE DAVID
THE JUMPER
NAOMI AND FELIX
FUCKING IMOGEN
ON NO BABY
Charlie sweet boy ur gonna get in trouble 
OH NO NOT DAVID
JANE YOU LITTLE BITCH
CHARRRR please eat baby
Oh noooo baby don’t be sad!!!
OMG TAO FINALLY
NOT THE GOOD MATES
AJSJSJJDHDHDJJDH MRS SINGH
THE ACE BOOK
NO DARCY BABY NO
THE TEACHERS
OH MY FUCKING GOD TAO IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU
TAOELLE OMGOMGOMGOMG
TORI AT A PARTY???
Darcyyyyyy
Nickkkkk nicky baby :/
NOOOOO ELLE AND TAO STOP IT
OH NO NICK BABY STOP ITTTT
HE CALLED HIM CHAR 🥰
PARIS TRIP BUS!!!!
ISSAC BABYYYY NOOO
FRENCH NICK
“I dIdNt MeAn Do ItTtTt” EEEEEE
Ben doesn’t even like her 🙄
DARCY STOP FEELING UP FRENCH WOMEN STATUES
TARADARCY IN BALLET SCENE 🥰
JONESY
CHARLIE DO THAT BABY PLEASE
BE MORE THAN FRIENDS
OH MY GOD BEN DIE
BEN DONT CALL HER A BITCH
ARE YOU INTO GIRLSSSS IMOGEN??
NICK AND TAO FRIENDSHIP
LOVE BITE SCENE
THE MORNING AFTER THE SCENE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BABY QUEEN
LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE
OMG BEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
FUCK YEAH HARRY
OH NO TAO
LITTLE TAO AND CHARLIE
THE HUGGGGG
THE LOUVE 
HES GONNA PASS OUT OH NO
DARCY OH NO UR MOM
HE PASSED OUT🥲
THEY KISSED HOLY SHIT
THE TEACHERS AGAIN AAAA
Nick talks to charlie abt the eating :(
THE MON AMOUR SCENE
EPISODE 6
MEETING NICKS DAD
NICKS FACE WHEN TAO TELLS HIM
TEACHERS TEACHERS TEACHERS
TARAS BIRTHDAY
THE BOOKS
GAYGAYGAYGAY COUPLE
RECHARGING SCENE
PARTY TIMEEEEE
BEN NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE
OH NO JAMES
ISSAC BABY 😕😕
HARRY NO
YAYYYYYY CHARLIE
TRUTH OR DAREEEEE
OMG THE TAO AND CHARLIE KISS HAHAHAHAHAHHA
OH NO NOT JAMES NOT THE KISS
NOT BEN NOOOOO
AHHHHHH GAY BITCHES 🥰
THEY TOLD THEM!!!
DARCY IS GONNA VOMIT AAAAA
AAWWWWWWW BABIES 🥰🥰
Nickyyyyy :((( babyyy
TAOELLE AND IMOGEN AND SAHAR
Taradarcy 🥰 
SHE SAID ITTTT
TEACHERS KISSSSS
THE TEACHERS SHARE A BEDDDDD!
MY GIGGLY BOYSSSS
WHY IS EVERYONE SADDDD (not n+c or t+e) 
TARA DARCY HUGGGSSSS
BEN DIE THE FUCKING AUDACITY
TAO DANCING AND TELLING HIS MOM
OMG STFU DAVID
Tori and Charlie 🥰🥰
BEN FUCKING DIE STOP
Paris squad 🥖
Darcy :(
Aww Issac. hunnn
OH MY GOD BEN DIE
NARLIE PROM
ELLE GOT IN
DARCY IN A SUIT
Issac is gonna come outtt!!! Kinda
PREACH ISSAC!!!!!!!
GAY ART EXHIBIT
Oh nooo taooooo babyyyy
ARO ACE HELP FOR ISSAC!!!!
Poor Darcy 😕
IMOGENNNN… Sahar 😉
OMG ELLE PAINTED THE GROUP 🥰
OH MY GOD BEN WHY ARE YOU HERE???????!!??!?!?
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
POP OFF CHARLIEEEEEE!!! 🖤🖤
THE DINNER AHHHHHHHH
DAVID STOP
YAY TORI
YOU CAN DO IT NICK
YAYYYYYYYYY ABAHSHSHDHDHJDH
KICK THE FUCKING PHONE TORI!!!
OMG HE LOOKED UP ED’S 😭😭
I HATE DARCYS MOM
COLORS OF YOUUUUU
OMG NICKKKK 🥰
TAO AND ELLE AND BF AND GFFFF
PARTY SET UPPP
GAY TEACHERSSSSSS
Charlie baby please eat :(
I love the tao and nick friendship 🥰
Tao opening up :)) 
THEY LOOK SO HANDSOME IN THEIR PROM OUTFITS
Poor darcy 😕
OMG ELLE LOOKS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAA AND TAO AHSHSHDH
NICK AND RUGBY MATESSS
OMG BELLA BELLA AAAAAAAAA
OMG ISSAC AND THE ACE BOOK
TEACHERSSSSSSS
OMG IMOGEN AND SAHAR
ITS GONNA HAPPEN HOLY SHIT
I’m so happy for nick and charlie 🥰🥰
Oh no tara is gonna see darcy’s mom
Darcy baby :(((
TARADARCY
MY BABIES ARE HAVING THEIR OWN LITTL ENIGHT TOGETHER
THE LITTLE BABY KISSES
OH MY GOD OH NO A DEEP TALK
Oh it was The talk
NICK ALMOSY SAID I LOVE YOU
UR SO PRETTYYYYYYY
YOU CANT END IT LIKE THAT
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kirschetein · 2 years
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Jean Kirschtein ☆ S4E18
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neerasrealm · 4 years
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AAAAAAAAAAA I LOVED that poly!Slender x reader x LJ!! I didn’t originally request it, but if it’s not too much, can I please request a sequel (featuring the adorable Slendra Jackson?) Ty! 😁😁
Anon you have no idea how happy this request made me- I NEVER get asks about my OCs so you calling Slendra adorable and aSKING TO INTERACT WITH HER??? MADE ME REALLY REALLY HAPPY SO THANK YOU- sorry this ask took a bit to answer, I only got your ask late in the evening so I had to finish it off over the course of my morning. Thank you again for the ask!! I hope you like what I came up with- (put it under a cut since it’s a little long)
‘’More wine, dear?’’ Slender asks you from across the couch. It’s late, and quiet. A rare combination here in the mansion. Somehow, every other person in the mansion is downstairs, in their room or somewhere else. Meaning you and your two boyfriends are free to occupy the couch by yourselves and have a quiet evening, and you couldn’t ask for more. Being curled up against Jack’s soft body with Slender’s arms wrapped around you both. Even Jack is being quiet for once, his face resting against Slender’s chest. He might be asleep- you’re honestly not sure.
‘’Sure.’’ you murmur back, looking up at Slender. He seems to smile despite his lack of face and reaches over to the coffee table, pouring you some wine from the already-half empty bottle sitting on it. A benefit of not being human, you guessed, was being able to drink a lot of the stuff without worrying about intoxication. As you’re taking another sip from your glass a soft, shy voice interrupts you.
‘’Mama? Pops? Dad?’’ 
The three of you look over at the voice’s owner. A short girl with fiery hair and brownish-purple skin. Her eyes are bright and gold, and she has pale red horns and dark red claws that scratch gently against the bannister she’s holding. Your shared daughter- it’s odd, she’s not related to you, she’s adopted like every other child in the mansion, but she’s one of the few that calls you mom. Everyone took fairly naturally to you dating the mansion’s ‘dads’, just treating it like you were dating anyone else, but Slendra? She’s been calling you mom since day one. Not that you're complaining.
‘’Need somefink, luv?’’ Jack murmurs behind you. He sits up a bit. 
Slendra shifts where she stands. ‘’...can I get a bedtime story?’’ she asks quietly. Slender IMMEDIATELY sits up, alert. ‘’I-I know I’m a little old for it but-’’
‘’Ye can’t ou’grow bedtime stories, kiddo.’’ Jack says. Slender nods. You can’t help but smile a little bit at the two’s excitement- though Slender’s is far more obvious. You can’t blame them. Slendra is beginning to hit that- odd phase where kids think they need to act like adults. Except she’s only five years old. Damn demon aging. ‘’Ow abou’ me an’ Slen do i’ fer ya? I’ll do th’ voices an’ ‘e can narra’e. Like when ye were li’le.’’
You look at the two of them. ‘’I want in too.’’
‘’Ye can be th’ damsel in distress.’’
You give Jack an offended look and playfully slap his chest. ‘’Rude. Slender fits the damsel role better and you know it.’’
‘’...I do look good in a dress.’’ Slender says as he climbs off the couch. You and LJ cackle in amusement. Slendra giggles shyly.
The three of you follow Slendra upstairs to her room and walk inside. Her room is like a mix between Jack’s room and Slender’s office. Her walls are a deep lavender with darker swirls running across them. Her bed is round, oddly, and covered in pillows. She has a desk piled high with books and papers for her drawing and writing habits and her ceiling is covered in not only glow in the dark stairs, but music notes too. Her carpet is soft and your socked feet sink right into it. There's shelves on nearly every wall, full of toys, trinkets or books.
The little demon girl crawls into her bed and grabs her favorite stuffed toy- a purple and green dog you tried to win for her at a carnival but...well of course the game was rigged. It was actually her older brother EJ who managed to win it for her. With a little help from his demonic strength of course. She named it Scam, and you’re still proud of her for that.
The three of you all sit down at the foot of her bed. "Wha're ye in th' mood fer then?" Jack asks.
"Can you make a story?" Slendra asks, her eyes shining. A toothy grin curls up Jack's face. 
"Oh, I ge' ta flex me wri'in' t'nigh', eh?" He reaches into a puffy sleeve and pulls out a book. Slendra grins excitedly. You glance at the book's cover. Apparently Jack's homemade bedtime story is called 'The Damsel's Dragon'.
He clears his throat and opens the book. "Once upon a time, there wuz a pre'y young lass named…" Jack holds the book over to Slender. He shoots Jack an annoyed look and sighed.
"Damsel N. D. Stress." He finishes in the most airy, feminine voice you've ever heard him do. The three of you laugh while Slender fixes his tie. 
"Damsel wuz th' pre'ies' lass in th' land. People came far an' wide ta see 'er an' 'er collection 'f antique ties. All th' men in th' land wanted 'er 'and in marriage, bu' she wanted none 'f tha'." You watch Jack hold the book over to Slender again. 
"I hate you." Slender mutters. Slendra giggles. "Oh if only a big, handsome clown would come to admire my ties... if only…"
You laugh so hard you almost fall off the bed. Jack's hand reaches over quickly, his palm against your back, and pushes you back up. You snicker. "Sorry, sorry continue."
"Damsel spen' 'er days in 'er castle, wishin' an 'opin as th' worl' wen' by. Until one day, th' castle began ta shake! 'Er ties fell off th' shelves, 'er wine smashed to the ground!"
"Not the wine!" Slender exclaims in that airy, overly dramatic voice. You snicker again. 
"Th' castle stopped rockin' an' Damsel ran up ta th' top tower ta see wha' 'ad 'appened. When she go' up there, she saw a big migh'y dragon sleepin' on 'er castle's roof!" Jack stops and nudges you. "Ye're th' dragon." He whispers. You grin. 
The book is handed to Slender again. "Mr dragon, whatever are you doing up on my roof?" He exclaims. Jack holds the book over to you. Slendra looks at you excitedly. You're nowhere near as good at voices when compared to Slender and Jack, but Slendra doesn't seem to mind. You clear your throat.
"I'm taking a nap of course!" You growl out. Jack smiles as he passes the book to Slender again.
"Fockin' 'orrifyin', luv."
"Jack!" The three of you yelp. He laughs a bit.
"Sorry."
"Well you can't nap up here!" Slender continues with the story. "This is my castle! You have to go somewhere else!"
You lean over Jack's shoulder to see your next line. "Mmmm…No." You say. 
"Now Damsel wuz'nt tha' dumb. She knew be'er than ta argue wiv a dragon, an' so she wen' back into 'er castle an' began lookin' fer a way to ge' rid of th' dragon." 
"Good to know you don't see me as a total idiot." Slender murmurs.
"Wha' do ya mean? This isn' you, i's Damsel."
"Of course it is."
Jack grins to himself and looks back at the book. "She looked through 'er ye ol' phone book an' foun' somefink ta 'elp 'er!" He looks up at Slendra for a moment. "Th' mos' famous dragon extermina'or in th' worl'. 'Er name wuz Jackie Ardlens."
You force yourself to to 'awe' at the Slendra self-insert. She doesn't seem to have realised the character is literally named after her. 
"Jackie came ta th' castle an Damsel led 'er up ta th' tower."
"It's terrible!" Slender exclaims. "That great big ugly dragon does nothing but snore all day!"
"I don't snore." You retort. Slendra looks at you. You clear your throat. "I don't snore." You say again, this time in your dragon voice. She laughs. 
"Oh dragon," Slender continues with the story, ignoring you. "I've brought someone to drive you away!" You can't help but smile at how much he's actually getting into this role. Slendra is certainly enjoying it too.
"Huh? Drive me away?" You growl back at him. "How am I supposed to fit into a car?"
A grin curls up Jack's face. "Jackie stepped forward an' looked up a' th' dragon." He passes the book to Slendra who looks surprised, but then smiles wide.
"I've come to make you leave this poor lady alone!" She reads. "Why do you want to stay on this castle so bad?" 
"Why the sun of course, it's nice and warm up here. And this castle is the comfiest bed I've ever had!" You read back. 
"Hm…" Slendra cups her chin in her hand, pretending to think. "Well I say we build a new tower for you to sleep on! That way both of you will be happy."
Slender clasps his hands together. "Of course! That can be arranged." He says. Jack takes the book back and turns to the very last page.
"An' so, they buil' a big ol' tower fer th' dragon ta sleep on, an Damsel continued ta collec' 'er ties an' live 'appily ever after." He closes the book and smiles. "The end."
Slendra smiles wide. "I liked that one."
"Good." Jack leans in and kisses her forehead. "Now ge' yer res, swee'pea." He says softly while Slender pats the girls head. 
"Mama?" As you're following Jack and Slender out of the room Slendra calls you. You stop and look at her, curled up around Scam, a bright golden eye looking at you. "I love you."
You swear you can feel yourself practically melt for a moment. You smile at her. "I love you too, sweetheart." You say softly. She smiles, a couple fangs glinting in the light, then closes her eyes and snuggles up under the covers.
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I LOVE best friends malec idea!! Like just.. Best friends being close like Magnus naturally snuggling up to Alec or Alec casually hugging Magnus... Like Ofc things change but these sweet pure moments without any "other" intents I love that!! Best friends malec shenanigans yea boiiiiiiiiii And ofc once the pining starts it's yummy angst... Huge slut for Magnus pining angst ngl
god yes like just casual love like dont get me wrong, endgame romantic malec for sure, and mutual pining, but also do love the idea of pre-relationship malec honestly being good friends??? like yeah they’re in love but like they’re also actually friends. and the cuddling is nice on a romantic level but also even before that, you know, friends can cuddle, and it doesn’t feel... weird. don’t get me wrong, i love the awkward “oh shit we’re cuddling and he kissed my forehead but we’re just friends :(” thing but also just.... malec before they’re Together being like, good friends who cuddle and watch movies together and talk about everything and they’re just like, close, you know??? and yeah like all the cuddling or even affection like alec kissing his cheek or magnus leaning into his side or whatever isn’t necessarily done with romantic intent, whether the feelings are there/they realize they have feelings or not, it’s like......they’re just close and would be even if they weren’t in love/going to be in love you know??? more friends in the friends to lovers!!! i still for sure want to GET to the lovers part, but like, THEY’RE ALSO FRIENDS YOU KNOW
also yeah pining angst :( worrying that entering that kind of relationship will mess up that closeness and intimacy, or if it doesn’t work out ruin it entirely, and that’s assuming alec could ever like him like that... and it feels like almost a betrayal to like him like that, to want him (you know those irrational thoughts you get about having a crush somehow inherently being predatory/creepy even though you can’t help your feelings? no? just me? haha anyway) but he can’t help it, you know? alec is his friend and magnus is more than happy to keep their relationship like that because he loves alec as a friend too, and he doesn’t want to lose that. but he can’t help how he feels, and he can’t help being attracted to him, either. 
im picturing somehow alec was either oblivious to his own feelings for magnus or was more like, “i have feelings for him, but i can never act on them bc of xyz” like his family, magnus not liking him like that, etc. but when alec realizes in whatever way that magnus likes him back and wants this, much like the first wedding he basically goes “oh sweet, fuck it then” and basically marches up to magnus like a fucking oncoming storm and is like very bluntly confessing how he feels and how, if magnus feels the same way, he wants to take him on a date and sweep him off his feet like he deserves, and if he doesn’t, then at least alec was honest with him 
and it’s not that magnus didn’t want to be honest with him or that alec wasn’t scared of the possible consequences, but i think a) magnus is more inclined to like, go against what would make him feel better/what he needs in an attempt to protect both alec and his friendship with alec, while alec is more confident knowing that their relationship is stronger than that. (again, not that magnus doesn’t trust alec or believe in that, but he’s kinda insecure + i don’t know if he’d think his potential happiness is worth the risk you know? idk if im wording this great) and b) alec knows/is fairly sure magnus has feelings for him too, while magnus is under the impression it’s completely unrequited. 
ANYWAY the point is alec sweeps magnus off his feet and leaves him breathless and magnus is just like. shocked like his??? best friend??? who is handsome and kind and gentle and a little shit and just,,, HIS CLOSE GOOD FRIEND??? likes him back????? AAAAAAAAAAA? 
also: friends to lovers malec and hugs.....f i r s t  k i s s  god the first time they kiss im just picturing alec cupping his face with One Big Warm Hand (yes i am slut NO ONE CAN STOP ME) and they both lean in at the same time and magnus does that thing where he closes his eyes and looks so pleased and just lost in the mmmmngg warmth
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polysandershell · 7 years
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Hey so guess who has had an amazing couple of days and is feeling extremely sappy right now???
Soooo, let’s start with my wonderful and amazing Ice Dragon @prinxietyhell
Revlis is my actual love and I’ve known them since we were both young things (I have middle school pictures of them. they were soooo cute. still are tbh). I have loved them for probably a few years and by their own admission, they have loved me for five. We have known that it was mutual for around a year. Despite this, it took us until tonight to actually do the dating thing. I haven’t been this happy on so long I forgot what it felt like. You’re just so beautiful and amazing and great. You’re as cold as ice ;) in the best way possible and I’m so glad we met and that I got to take you to prom and that you’ve stayed in my life. You’ve helped me heal so much even when I didn’t realize I was hurting. You mean the multiverse to me and I hope after this lifetime we meet again in the next.
Annnd next shall be my lovely little prince @lampisimportant
Scrubs is amazing and I love them so much. I’m so happy this fandom brought us together. As of two nights ago, I’ve had the honor of calling Scrubs my datemate. They make me so happy and they were really one of my first internet friends. They’re so kind and amazing and handsome and wonderful. I’m just so lucky to have them as my little Prince. The way we got together was a bit of a fiasco there was crying and emotions and misunderstanding but I’m just so happy that it happened. I wouldn’t trade them for anything. They are my universe and my prince. I want to meet them in person so that I can give them the biggest hug and cuddle them and aaaaaaaaaaa.
Next up is my wonderful and amazing gaylaxy @sanderssides-fics
This. Boy. I love Cody so much and he deserves so much love and affection and just so much more than what he’s given. He’s great and handsome (I actually got to see his face and!!! Oh my god!!!) and just so sweet. He comes up with the best nickname (NBula and Gaylaxy to name a couple) and on that same note is great puns. He is another of the people I want to know outside of the internet because he’s just so amazing and loveable and I want to give him hugs and cuddles too. He even found one of my weaknesses! more than one technically but I don’t think he realized that... I love him to pieces and I would actually kill a man if I found out they did something to him. technically I’d do this for any of these guys
And finally, there is my fire dragon @analogicalhell
PJ is the best dad friend ever. There isn’t even any question about this. He found out I did something stupid and gave me the Dad look and I just felt guilty immediately. I love him so much and I’m glad that Rev introduced us because he is just a great person to talk to and he has a calming aura to him even in text form. For someone so full of fire he sure is a cool guy. He was actually present for both of my getting together with both people. So that’s kinda cool that he was able to keep me calm enough to get through both. Also, he knows the other person I may or may not be crushing on o o p s. Overall he’s just fantastic and I care about him so much.
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hi hi!! i love your blog and i was wondering if the mods have ever tried to match each other up with anyone?? (looking at you mod chimi! XD) if you haven't, you should!! who would each of the mods be matched up with for haikyuu!!, BNHA, and KNB?
HELLO hi this is chimi and actually before i was a mod, akaashi matched me with kuroo on here hahahaha but i haven’t officially matched anyone up?? haha but here i go!!!!
MIRIAM: i informally matched you up with iwaizumi and i still stand by that because the two of you would be so so SO sweet together and so supportive and like an ultimate parent duo?? so kind. so great. for BNHA i told you the other day (lmao) i’d match you up with ojirou!! he’s so kind and good and he’s honestly such a good guy and he really means well and i feel like between the two of you, you could guide any of your friends into doing good things!! for KNB, i have no clue because i’ve seen like two episodes and it makes no sense so i’m gonna leave that up to nana and akaashi haha
AKAASHI: hmmmmm for haikyuu i’d match you with suga!! you need someone who’s kind and supportive and always there but also someone who would push you out of your comfort zone a little?? and i feel like suga would be the calm presence you need without being too much :) for BNHA you and sparky!! denki is his actual name and i feel like he’d be fun enough to let you live a lil but also exercise your chance to be in control and you’d love that lmao you guys would be super cute. i love sparky. idk for KNB but probably danny phantom guy
NANA: okay i know i matched you up with ennoshita and i still lowkey stand by that but i feel like you and aone would be so cute??? idk you’re vivacious and he’s so dead silent but WOW you’d be cute lmao. for BNHA you and frogger (i think her name is tsuyu) because she’s a lil weird and you guys could b weird together but she’s still very sensible and could help when you get a lil crazy and you two would be a v v good match
LILO: OH MAN i think i’d match you with kags?? you’re both kind of serious but i feel like you’d get him to loosen up a little and between the two of you, both of you could have more fun!! for bnha i’d put you with Iida because you would definitely help him relax but he’d keep you on a good schedule and keep you motivated and it’d be adorable
anyways i’m chimi and that’s my analysis mod chimi out 
aye it’s my turn
MIRIAM: I will forever ship you with Iwa-chan, no exceptions. lol idk bnha so i’ll skip, but knb!!! hoo i think i’d ship you with kasamatsu? idk i feel like you two would just be so loyal to each other? and so cute? idk man but i can soooo  see it happening and like kasamatsu knows how to treat a lady right and thats exactly what u deserve because you’re gonna come home from work all tired and he’ll be there waiting with a bottle of wine and movies.
CHIMI: I ship you with Kiyoko!! Honestly you’re the prettiest couple ever and kiyoko would treat you so right!! she knows just the right things to make u blush like hell and she would soooo use it to her own advantage. for knb, i ship you with midorima! his uptight ass would piss you off so much and he’d be one of those people who are like “he’s an asshole why do i like him” but you guys would make such a good power couple honestly? like you both deeply care about each other and you constantly tease each other its so cute im
NANA: ok pls no hate but i ship you with Ushiwaka. idk why tbh? i just feel like you’re gonna be the one who’s there for him as he is for you and you will go through your battles together in each others arms. for knb, i ship you with Takao!! (i fukn love him lmao) because i feel like he’s piss you off sometimes by being cocky but he’ll find away to make you laugh, and even when things get bad, despite his asshole cheekiness, he’s there for you!!
LILO: man lets see, i think i’d ship you with ennoshita? since i feel like you’ll show him what it means to be treated right, and you will control his sassiness when it gets out of hand because lord know chikara is able to slice anyone with his burns. for knb i’d say kuroko? idk man i think he’d genuinely be interested in you as a person and i feel like you would’ve made a big effect on him by doing or saying somthing that means a lot to him.
ye thats all, thank -akaashi
HEY HEY HEY Now its my turn and since i want to i will also match the other mods with khr and assassination classroom
Sooooooooooo
CHIMI: For haikyuu i can only say the same as AKAASHI, You and Koyko would be a really great pair. And Tanaka and Noya would die in a corner because of so much beauty on one place. For KNB I would say Riko because both of you are strong woman and have do deal with a bunch of kids. BNHA hmmmmm, that was had because it is a long time ago since i read the manga but i think you would really get along with Torodoki, i don’t know why but i lowkey ship you both. AS I think Karasuma is a good match for you, at first i thought maybe Bitch-Sensei but nah he is better. And one thing you know this Badass of a man would love you belive me. And for the last in KHR i ship you with Fon (i know that you don’t know him so if you google him don’t be shocked  just ask :P) hes is a real calm character and you two would get super along.
MIRIAM: Haikyuu and Iwa-chan do i need more to say, when is the wedding and can i make the decoration for the party? KNB I would say Kasamatsu because he is like the KNB Iwa-chan. To be honest they a really similar. Ok another hard BNHA but i think Uraraka would be a great match. Both of you are really cute and sweet and aaaaaaaaaaa i high-key ship you both ok. Isogai for AS with his kind and honest personality he would be a good match for you. And the last match for you is from KHR and i would say that i ship you with Dino. This Italian Mafia Boss would adore you and carry you with his hands when he’s not lying on the ground because he’s a clumsy handsome shit.
AKAASHI: For Haikyuu I say you and Kenma fit together, especially after i read the latest HQ chapter, you would make a great couple. KNB was really easy there i ship you with Kiyoshi, he is sweet and caring and i think he would take good care of you. BNHA was had, really hard serious i need really to reread this shit. But i ship you with Denki. I think you two fit together. AS was easy i ship you with Nagisa, both of you are the definition of look harmless but truthly you are badass. Beware world this two will take over you with their cuteness. And the last but not least KHR. I ship you with the rain Guardian of the vongola 10th generation. Yamamoto is a cute airhead with a golden hearth and would love you with every inch of his body.
SOOOO i hope you like it — mod nana
Okay haha my turn!!! First i am sorry to dissapoint y’all (totally not from south usa - i just like to say it lol) but i only can do matchups for haikyuu!!, i haven’t seen the other anime mentioned, I KNOW!! But as extra i do everyones favorite abs swimming anime.
CHIMI: I matched you before and i stand by it, you and Bokuto man!! That would be an explosive and wonderfull thing. I mean he would love you will all his heart and hold you in his beefy arms it would be awesome. I mean it is very possible that you two die doing some serious dumb shit, but hey if thats not worth it, you don’t deserve to have him lol (and i know you do!!!). For Free!: that will possibly be a surprise for you (and maybe you have to google the name ahah i sure did) Seijuro Mikoshiba. You two would be peferect for eachother, i mean he is funny and goofy but still is very serious about sports and his team and i think thats really you.
AKAASHI: you need someone who is strong, loyal and sweet at the same time. Someone who tells you that you are beautiful and sweet everyday of your life. I have the feeling that Akaashi would be a great pick for you. I all seriousness, i dont only pick him because i know he is your fav. I think he is a kinda serious character who will take your problems and moods very seriously and will comfort you in the most amzing way. He may seem reserved some times but he gives the best hugs and will wisper in your ears from time to time how beautiful you are. Free!: Okay okay i think i ship you with Gou, i mean she is very devotedly and cares much about others. She would make you nice meals and you two would sit together talking sports and literaly everything you come up with.
NANA: okay i told you that before and my opinion on that has not changed. I love to see you with Tanaka, you two would be perfect for eachother. He is supportive and will always be by your side. Also he will pick you up when you are sad or angry and will make you laugh again. I think you two would rock! Free!: There is just on answer to that and not just because i know you like him - Rin Matsuoka. I mean he is hard from the outside but deeply cares about people he loves. So yeah he would make you little gifts from time to time and just hiding them in the appartment waiting for you to find them and when you scream up in joy he stands behind you gently kissing you on the head. I mean YES!! i can see it.
I hope that was’nt to cheezy, well you know me haha i am a fluff ball haha and also THANK YOU for that awesome question i really, really loved doing this!!!! - mod Miriam
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