#help me please i have andreil brainrot

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SOME ANDREIL/NEIL/ANDREW CODED SONGS (in my humble opinion)(with links to listen)

(because i have the biggest brainrot, they’re also just great songs so please give them a listen!)

Neath The Grove Is A Heart

Yaelokre

“Home is where we are now. Home is where you are. Home is where I am standing. Where I'Il be staying forever now”

this entire post is just gonna be my biased interpretations of songs but honestly the entire song gives vibes to me…the places that one would refer to as “home” being a constant ever changing cycle of different places, never being able to stay and settle in a physical place. but finding a home in someone else.

Room By Room

Shayfer James (I’ve almost exclusively been listening to him, so the rest of the songs are his oops)

“If the keys in my hand turned a lock of your hair I would walk through the glance, but I'd stop at the stare. And I'd follow it down To the very last step and I'd wait by the room where your secrets are kept”

THOSE ARE THE FIRST LYRICS cmon mannnn,,,learning the brutal past of someone you love as they allow you in, do i even need to say it?

First Date

Shayfer James

“Tell me your story, and I'll tell you mine, I think we will get along fine. Tell me your riddle, I'll tell you my rhyme, I think we will get along fine. And if the rules change, don't hesitate to say you've had enough of me”

It’s literally the whole beginning of their relationship, a truth for truth, trade for trade. The game of, maybe not necessarily originally trust, but of mutual understanding that grows into trust and respect.

Your Father’s Son

Shayfer James

“So if you're any good at bluffing, I suggest you do it quick 'cause everyone is next to nothing, and every tock will have a tick. It fits so well. What you've become is your father's son which will never be much of anyone”

Oh Neil, you poor boy cowering in the shadow of your father, his legacy locked within your image and the face you share with him. No matter what new name and identity you create, you know your father will never be far behind, you will always be his son. At least, that’s how it used to be.

Learning to Be Lost

Shayfer James

“I am a plagiarized autobiography of wreckage, a shipwreck in sheep's clothes. Be patient with me, I am learning to be lost. Don't be gentle. Never gentle. Be mindful of me, I will sink at any cost”

This I feel resonates more with Andrew, but one could argue resonates with both. They both have tortured pasts that are unspeakable to almost all but each other, but Andrew shoves that past and those memories behind a face of calm indifference and apathy. But they are both navigating a relationship with each other that they are unfamiliar with, and didn’t necessarily intend to enter. As they reveal bit and bit of their pasts, they don’t want pity or sympathy, their pasts are what created them and they refuse to be treated as though they are broken, especially Andrew.

Lullaby

Shayfer James & Kate Douglas

“People can't be trusted and we have to fight to stay alive. We'll always be the enemy, oh. Eye for eye and limb for limb, The blood that I've been swimming in, oh. Mother, I've grown tired of this. Mother, I've grown tired of this. There's beauty and there's empathy, some people might've cared for me. I hid my heart, and stayed inside, instead of moving with the tide”

THIS IS ALLLLL NEIL BABYYY. Blindly continuing to follow his mother’s words and advice, she kept him safe for so long after all (in her own way). He trusted that she loved him, wanted to protect him, but he missed out on so much because of her. Missed out on friends and life in general, people who might have been able to actually help him. If it wasn’t for meeting people more stubborn than him, for wanting to just exist for once, he could’ve been on the run and never settling for so much longer. Or have died.

Carve A Smile

Shayfer James

“And with every kiss you make a better man of me. The safe disguise of accidental lies won’t hide us here, no more, my dear. And I would sacrifice the air that makes my body breathe, if it keeps you safe”

They are both so willing to put themselves in harms way to protect the other, even before they came to realize just how much the other meant to them. Andrew with the intention of winning, and Neil half the time not caring if he ends up dead as long as Andrew is alright.

PLEASE DROP YOUR OWN SONG REQS i love good music.

anyway if anyone has actually made it to this point thank you for listening to my babbling. I can associate any and every song i listen to to whatever i am currently hyper fixating on and i need to express it outwardly. Hopefully yall like the music at least, even if you disagree with my interpretations!

#I cannot express how badly i wish i could animate or make comics so i could really show people what i see when i hear these songs #pls give me song recs #i see and hear them everywhere #i cant escape #i love them #the brainrot is real #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg #neil aftg #andrew aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #music #aftg trilogy #nora sakavic

[24-0z]

Completely out of context , my mind has not been able to form a single though aside of a Police x Criminal Andreil Au inspired on the song "The villain I appear to be" in which Andrew is the chief of police that never seems to catch the worldwide known jewelry thieve Neil Josten.

And they just have type of relationship in which Neil will get out of getting caught by flirting with Andrew in the middle of a famous museum literally with a picasso under his arm or about to jump of a window in the top floor of a skyscraper with parachute on his back and 5 million dollars worth of jewelry in a duffle bag. Sometimes he uses his actual skills, but mainly he is just filtring with Andrew as he escapes.

The thing, is that Neil is so interesting to Andrew that everytime he sees those cold blue eyes and that sliver of red hair above a mask, he can't do anything but feel something warm uncurl in his stomach and stare as the other gives him a two finger salute and leaves once again, unable to move or do anything competent. This happens everytime they see each other and Andrew is pissed about it, but when they see each other again on another museum surrounded by at least fifty officers with their guns out and Neil just looks for Andrew and smiles under his mask when they make eye contact, Andrew damns the day he crossed paths with this man when he hears an amused "Officer Andrew Minyard, I was wondering when you would get here, I was starting to miss you" and Andrew knows he is a goner.

Andrew knows this whole thing is stupid and that he could lose his job because of it but he can't help but feel interested everytime Neil manages to get out of his grasp even when he will never admit that he looks forward to see the thieve again.

Obviously something has to go wrong at some point and it just so happens that when Neil thinks he will be able to get away of his newest hit, he steps out of the floor to ceiling security safe and hears something click around his wrist sounding alarmingly like handcuffs . He turns sharply and manages to see none other than Officer Andrew Minyard with the other end of the handcuff on his wrist. Neil hasn't activated any of the alarms, he is sure of this and it looks like Andrew is alone most likely with reinforcement on the way so when Andrew just returns the stare with blank boredom he can't help but smile .

"You finally caught me Andrew so I guess the best congratulations are in order " he says teasingly. Andrew just scoffs, but Neil can see the smallest lift of his mouth, he smirks at that " Anyhow , I should leaving if I don't want to catch traffic you know how it is, but hey we should totally meet again , this time maybe you should invite me to dinner or something instead of the handcuffs"

Andrew looks at him with something dark in his eyes that is the farthest thing from anger. " Would you actually go to dinner with me? " Andrew asks taking a step forward into Neil's space , he usually never responds to Neil's flirting so he is surprised, but he still doesn't move an inch so that he and Andrew are practically touching.

Neil looks down at his duffle bag with about 9.000.000 dollars in antique diamond rings and looks up at Andrew's shiny police badge, he slowly stretches an arm to grab the badge and when Andrew doesn't stop him he just takes it and puts it in Andrew's pocket.

"I would, but I think anything other than this horrendous uniform would fit you better " He says looking Andrew up and down

"As if you can tell me anything with the things you wear." Andrew says looking at his worn out black hoodie and his beat up sneakers . Just as Neil is going to respond he continues " How can I trust that your going to be there? "

"How can I trust you're not going to arrive with the entire police department on your tail? " Neil counters, and sees something change in Andrew's demeanour, he hesitates as he slowly goes for the handcuff that was bounding them together and opens it with a little key.

Neil could start running towards the door any minute now and he should start running but there's something in the hazel eyes in front of him that makes him shiver. " How can I trust you? " Andrew asks again and Neil knows what to do, it's a stupid thing to do but fuck it, he is a stupid guy . So he reaches for his mask and gets it off like a band aid , suddenly realizing it's the first time Neil and Andrew face each other, really face each other.

Andrew has somehow gotten close enough that they're sharing a breath, hazel eyes blending with blue ones as he quietly says " I want to kiss you, yes or no? "

The yes is out of Neil's mouth before he can register it and as soon he says it Andrew's mouth is on his and Neil is pushed into the wide metal door of the safe .

The world stops and Neil feels dizzy with the strong contact of Andrew's lips on his. Andrew is fierce and kisses him like his world starts and ends on Neil's mouth, but the hands that grab his face are anything if not gentle and the way he guides Neil's hands to his own hair are nothing but trusting. Neil knows his hands are trembling as Andrew slides his tongue into his mouth and he knows Andrew is smirking because of it , so he takes a leap and moves his mouth down to Andrew's jaw and down again to Andrew's neck to leave kisses there and smiles when he hears Andrew's breath hitch.

Andrew grabs him by the back of his neck to reach for his mouth once more ,grabbing Neil's waist in the process with enough force to hold him but making a point that Neil could leave if he wanted to. He doesn't. So instead Neil gets even closer to Andrew and kisses him again with the same need and desperation as before.

Suddenly the alarms go off and the world blends again into focus so they can also hear the police sirens out of the building. They must have set off the alarm by pushing the wrong code into the safe door accidentally when Andrew pushed him into said door.

They stare at each other for a second freezed in the spot before separating from each other quickly. Neil puts his mask on again and looks at Andrew . He sees a blanck face and red ears that give away Andrew's surprise at the alarm and Neil feels relieved that he wasn't the only only one completely caught up in the kiss. Neil looks down to his bag and up again at Andrew, he knows this could get him killed but regardless of anything close to self preservation he says " You should go to Palmetto state and look for The Foxhole bar, ask for Allison and tell her you are looking for Neil Josten ." He says and grabs the strap of his duffle shyly "I think dinner would be nice "

Andrew looks at him with shining eyes and asks "Does this Friday at eight sound good for you or do you have another antique jewelry to steal "

"Oh Andrew don't worry, you know I'll make time in my busy criminal life just for you "

" Lucky me " Andrew says as he puts his badge back on " You should leave now before they get here" he muses.

But Neil is already running towards a window, he turns to give Andrew a final look and says " I'm looking forward to Friday Officer Andrew Minyard " and jumps.

#im not going to shut up about this #im also not sorry for this #i literally cannot stop thinking about this #aftg #aftg headcanon #all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #twinyards #neil josten #police x criminal #aftg neil #aftg andrew #aftg series #aftg shitpost #aftg fanfic #they're in love your honor #help me please i have andreil brainrot