#help???

[weaver-z]

Why is Panera selling a lemonade with three times the caffeine of a redbull

#panera #help???

[full-on-sam]

It has recently occurred to me that to make a second draft after the first one I have to... rewrite the entire thing?? Not just, take the document and, edit ON IT, OVER it.

And that a first draft is not really supposed to be... readable?

Guys I need help,.how do you do drafts??

#creative writing #writing #writeblr #writing advice wanted #drafts #drafting #help???

[fire-lizard-ro]

Dragon Dan Heng

warning: mention of COCK ovi, knotting, other non-human anatomy things????, biting and marking, rut/heat cycles, dacryphilia, egregious amounts of cum (I think that's how you use that word), dumbification, oral, tongue in throat (a lil choking), belly bulge, breeding, top character, rambling author

Reader's gender is not specified and I dodged around mention of genitalia I think.

SFW: So so so- As I said before, this man activates my fucking neurons. The two braincells I have bouncing around in my head suddenly rub together to create a single thought. That single thought is about how hot he is??? Literally he doesn't have to do anything and he already has rizz 100. Would. Very much would.

But like real talk this danger noodle doesn't really change much when finally unlocks his new skin (lmfao don't pitchfork me I was kiDDING-)

Still seemingly calm (almost) all the time. Still mostly silent (at least when compared with people like March 7th). But if you're with him, then I think that there are subtle changes. When you're together, he doesn't just hover within your space. He'll be sitting next to you and that pretty tail of his will curl around you- maybe around your waist or just laid behind you and curled to lay across your lap. Doesn't admit it but he likes it when you pet his tail. :D

Scent marking!!! Any time you come back from somewhere after being gone for a bit or he does, he needs to scent mark you. Rubbing his neck along yours and purring (in my head dragons can purr fight me) while he smells the way your scent mingles with his (and the way that he covers up others' scents with his but he won't admit it). When you two are napping together and he cuddles with you, his tail will also wrap around you. Makes trying to get up to pee or even to start your day a bit hard. If you try to, he'll grumble and growl at you groggily without any real annoyance. Nips at your ear for waking him up before pulling you closer. His face gets a little hot when you laugh at his behavior.

NSFW:

So,,,, There are so many ways this can go. I oscillate between different head canons about his cock just on its own- Like does he have two? Is it/are they ribbed??? Is there knotting involved? E G G S ? All of the above???????? Honestly I'd take any and all of it or whatever combo it might be. I also believe in internal cock pouch thing supremacy. No I don't know what it's called but it is my reliGION PLEASE- Like y'all can't tell me it's not enticing. I am 100% a degenerate, but imagine him getting aroused and like you can see the way the slit of his pouch is a bit slick. The way he'd moan and grip the bedding with a white knuckled grip when you make your way down his body to mouth at it, tongue darting out to lick at it. Imagine licking into it to feel the tip of his cock (cocks??????) before gently sliding a finger in to feel around it/them. At some point you add more fingers to help your tongue coax your prize out of the sheath (thank god I remembered that word) and you get to feel the way his slick cock slowly fills your mouth even as your fingers work around it in the slit of said sheath. You'd have him choking on his own breath and twitching with his tail laying across your shoulders to wrap around your waist. Please bring his legs up on your shoulders and wrap your arms around them and hold down his hips. Something about it gets to him. :)))

I could always talk about bottom dragon Dan Heng if y'all want, but I will be sharing my brainrot about top Dan Heng today. (No it's totally not because of my preferences what are you talking about-)

Just like with Gepard, I stand by my idea that slipping a pretty plug in these men is a need not a want. Just that extra stimulation that will make him cum even more when he gets there.

I can see him being soft with you unless he's in rut. Yes I'm basic I like rut cycles fhisejo- When he's in rut, his nails are more like claws and his teeth are sharper. Maybe longer, too. Bet he has a big dick already but it's only bigger in rut. Really got that breeder cock, lol. Still has enough coherency to prep you by sliding his long tongue inside you. He can't use those fingers of his when they're tipped with claws, after all. Doesn't wanna hurt his baby. :((

He'll kiss around your hole before licking around the entrance to tease you, rubbing at your erogenous spots while he does so. Then he'll lick into you, thrusting his tongue in like it's a cock. Little by little he'll pry you open with his tongue until you're all sloppy and you swear his tongue is in your belly. All the while, he's been humping himself into the bed beneath him, desperately wishing it was you he was rocking into instead.

Once it's finally time to take you, I like to think that he'd flip you onto your stomach with your hips in the air and a hand pressing between your shoulderblades to keep your chest pinned to the bed. Slides his slick cock over your twitching hole before notching it on the rim of your entrance and slowly rutting into you. The fullness has you rolling your eyes back and whining while he coos at you how you're doing so well for him and you only have a little bit more you can take it-

Once he's fully seated, hips flush with your ass and cock twitching inside you, he'll bring a hand around to your belly to feel the bulge he made there. Presses on it a little to hear you squeak and watch you squirm beneath him. Starts a slow pace to make sure you're used to his stretching you open. But be warned- The moment he's sure that you are adjusted, he's pounding into you with panting breaths and barely contained drool. His teeth ache with the need to mark you up- Bite into your flesh to leave marks that would claim you as his. His hands are anchored to your hips in a tight grip that you're sure will be leaving bruises along with the claw marks. His girth and ribbed texture to his cock have you moaning and clawing at the bed. Loves watching the way his dick just disappears inside you; the stretch of your hole around him.

Once he finally spills his cum inside of you after several orgasms from you, it's hot and thick and there's just so much of it. He's moaning and growling behind you while he thrusts a few more times as it starts spurting out of him, all of them rough and hard thrusts. But then his hips are pressed so hard to yours that you wonder if you'll ever be able to remove them. He just needs to empty himself as deep into you as possible. We're going with the knotting idea today so the swelling knot you've slowly felt beginning to stretch you out and then knocking against your entrance has now been shoved inside of you, locking you two together and pressing relentlessly against sensitive spots inside of you. The pulsing you feel through the knot and his whole cock is not helping and it's making you squeeze around him so hard so your body can milk all of his cum from him. You swear all the cum is making the bump in your belly bigger after he's done pouring it all inside of you.

When he's in rut he just doesn't stop going. So maybe hours later, you have cum all over your thighs and there's so much dripping out of your well used hole that you're questioning where the hell it all came from. You smell so much like him and his cum and there's so much inside you that it sates some possessive part of his rut brain. Regardless of whether he can or can't breed you due to your or his biology (I'm not actually sure what goes on with Vidyadhara procreation or if they can even do that anymore iofsj-), the rut brain is telling him that he can and seeing your belly distended a bit with how much cum he fucked into you is soothing his dragon hind brain, lmfao. You're likely unable to form any thoughts at all when you two are done. You feel like you can't possibly cum anymore and even small amounts of stimulation have you whimpering and writhing. You have bite marks all over your neck and hips- Maybe even a few on your ass, lol. Inner thighs for sure, too. He might lick away your tears before kissing you. :'''''''''))

Both out and in rut, he's always sure to give aftercare. Cuddles is a big part of this. Purring and other rumbling sounds as he envelopes you in an embrace that once again includes his tail curling around you protectively. Likes to sleep with his knot still in you, cock still pulsing as his cum continues to fill you. Maybe he likes to rub at your belly where that bulge is. Tells you about how good you did- Such a good mate for him. His precious mate.

P.S. I like the idea so I think he'd maybe also shove his tongue down your throat while fucking you. And I mean that more literally than you think. I mean it is long- The way you choke on it while kissing him with tears welling in your eyes does something to him. The filthy slide of it as if fucking your throat with it and all the drool swapping from his mouth to yours and vice versa.

If there are any typos then my apologies big dawg LMFAO.

There's so much space in my brain taken up by this man alone.

Considering starting to do requests and asks. I guess lemme know if people want that?????

#hsr smut #hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader #dan heng x reader #dan heng smut #top character #gn reader #I THINK??? #HELP??? #I am very unconfident yall pls- #Roro writes #dragon dan heng

[zukos-other-missing-eyebrow]

zuko: why are we laying on the floor?

sokka: you tripped down the stairs and blacked out. i laid down so people thought we were just chilling.

#zukka #YALL MY ACCOUNT GOT TERMINATED WHAT #MY OLD ACCOUNT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE??? #I WAS ZUKOS-MISSING-EYEBROW BTW #HELP??? #zuko #sokka #incorrect quotes #incorrect atla #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes

[tabithatwo]

Okay okay OKAY I was rewatching the jackie death dream and the lottie mall scene because these seem to be to most hmmmm this really feels like a ghost realm scenes we have right?? (Cabin guy, like why would Jackie OR shauna imagine cabin guy, shauna being shown as waking from it, indicated dream share, laura lee shoving lottie back into reality etc are you with me?) So of course I’m reeling about the Alice in wonderland ism of Lottie’s scene BUT but Jackie is offered hot chocolate and she TAKES A SIP and when she looks back to the group after that our ghosts appear and she’s cemented in death!! Laura Lee offers lottie food and she’s watching lottie anxiously and she says WAIT when Lottie’s about to eat and lottie doesn’t get a bite and Laura Lee has a sudden change in tone and she stands and she pushes her and lottie DOESN’T EAT!!! Alice and eat me and Persephone and pomegranate seeds and DO YOU SEE WHAT IM SAYING HERE CAUSE I FEEL INSANE ABOUT THIS

#TELL ME THIS IS SOMETHING #I’m sick about this sick sick sick #like these scenes parallel each other so much already it’s the brink of death from cold and one lives and one dies #the imagery of consuming food or drink in limbo or in the underworld cementing you there #help??? #yellowjackets #yellowjackets theories #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #lottie matthews #laura lee yellowjackets #lottie lee

[dilfslayer69]

Huh?

WHAT!?

#Help??? #sky cotl #sky children of the light #rb

[cardinalsine]

ILKKA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ZANE GOING ON ALL FOURS IM LOSING IT

#alan wake #alan wake 2 #thomas zane #tom zane #ilkka villi #HELP???

[grvngedf1lms]

GOING FERAL RN SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE THIS PRETTY

#scream #jenna ortega #tara carpenter #tara carpenter x reader #i need her #jenna ortega x fem!reader #help??? #help #i am so tired #shes so hot #ughhhh #but ugh #anyway #i just

[squee333]

hear me out guys

#fnaf movie #fnaf #michael schmidt #adam stanheight #saw movies #saw franchise #crackship #im literally at work posting this #i need this #also this is my gender and i need this to he me #help???

[joron1a-stardustlor]

HELP I WAS WATCHING SPOOKY MONTH AND I SAW A PICTURE IN PUMPS HOUSE OF HIS DAD GIVING BIRTH TO HIM

Edit : nvm guys i think i need glasses 💀

Edit2: GUYS I WAS WRONG I COULDNT SEE THE FEW PIXELS SEPERATING THE PARENTS STOP LIKING THIS POST

#tw all caps #spooky month #spooky month pump #pump spooky month #Spooky month 4 #Spooky month deadly smiles #HELP???

[deimosatellite]

still cant get over that no one wanted to be a warlord after theyd lost moria and jinbei and the world government was scrambling until law shows up w . 100 hearts in a box. and is like make me a warlord and they went "um ok"

#HELP??? #JTS STILL SO FUNNY #LIKE THEY WERE PROBABLY JUST PISSING THEMSELVES BUT LIKE BDKDNDMF #FERAL CHILD #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #one piece #one piece spoilers

[kkennzzi]

i found this gabriel doodle from a while back and i dont remember the context at all

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #help??? #im sorry literally almost all of my posts are about gabriel or involve him in some way

[godmademewithoutarms]

I'm surprised no one's gifed Dan pushing Phil back while pinning on the second puck on the board. I am however, not surprised everyone's gifed the all or nothing scene

#gifed?? #giffed??? #help??? #dan and phil #dan and phil games #danandphilgames #phan #amazingphil #phil lester #dan howell #daniel howell #danisnotonfire

[divineyetinpain]

WHAT IS THIS??? iTS NOT GOING AWAY

I CLOSED THE GAME AND WENT TO OPEN IT AGAIN AND THIS POPPED UP??

ITS CALLED "date XX-XX-19XX"???

#kinitopet #kinito pet #kinito the axolotl #sam the sea anemone #HELP???

[casycloud090]

WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭

HELP?? I DONT LJKE IT

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc caine #WHAT #what the fuck #HELP??? #temu #I found them on temu if anyone is brave enough to buy and wear them..

[dizzybizz]

wow, those buddies really can daddies

#they are in my brain #help??? #buddy daddies #title for my buddad playlist 💀💀💀