I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this
with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.
I'mc rying
i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like
her name's Fluffy
1K notes
·
View notes
Now I'm thinking about a 911 baseball episode
Eddie is the starplayer, having played in high school just never wanting to go pro but he could have
Buck puts all his energy in it and is pretty good until he gets hit in the jaw with a baseball and has to sit on the bench the rest of the game while Maddie takes care of his bruises
Chimney sucks at it but makes up for it with enthusiasm and is basically the team's cheerleader
Hen is Competitive. She made a frenemy on the other team and wants. To. Win.
Karen and Athena are in the bleachers cheering for their spouses
Bobby is perfectly calm the whole time, even when things go to shit. He's just there to have a good time. And hey, it's for charity. He makes friends with half of the other team (much to Hen's annoyance)
Ravi ends up saving the day somehow, but they still lose
They end the day with a bbq at the Grant-Nash house where Christopher and Denny make fun of them for losing
Chimney is really sad about losing so Maddie gives him a selfmade trophy and tells him 'you're my winner'
Bobby and Athena end up laughing as they talk about everything that went wrong that day
Karen makes Hen make nice with the winning team and tells her she's proud of her. They make a comment that implies Karen wants Hen to dress up as a baseball player again for their next alone time
Eddie worries about the bruises on Buck’s face and mentions they'll get 'revenge' the next time they play against them for charity, suggesting basketball (because Buck is actually really good at that)
91 notes
·
View notes
what the fuck is gonna happen when hen is venting about denny seeking out his dad and buck responds with “well whats wrong with him seeing his bio dad?”
what then
467 notes
·
View notes
Would like like to draw my Old English chicken Lucy (or appreciate how cute/weird she is?)
hi!! i love her :v
one question,,
561 notes
·
View notes
ich hab keine heimat // i don’t have a home
ich hab nur dich // i just have you
du bist zuhause für immer und mich // you’re home, for ever and me
du bist zuhause für immer und mich // you’re home, for ever and me
ich hab keine heimat, ich hab nur dich. // i don’t have a home, i just have you.
du bist zuhause, für immer und mich. // you’re home, for ever and me.
~ lyrics from oft gefragt by annenmaykantereit
21 notes
·
View notes
actually laughing because so many people (terrible people mainly) call us lgbtq+ people the ‘alphabet community’ and now this silly little wee woo show is on ABC …. literal proof 911 is for gay people!
245 notes
·
View notes
I need someone to make a drawing of Henry Oak holding a chicken. for reasons.
249 notes
·
View notes