*BUCK rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
HEN: What's going on?
EDDIE: Buck wouldn't drink water.
CHIMNEY: ...And?
EDDIE: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
BUCK, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
Eddie: If you hurt Buck, I'll kill you.
Tommy: If I hurt Buck, I'll kill myself.
Eddie: Not if I kill you first.
Buck: Pleasure to watch you two interact as always.
Literally cannot wait for Buck to come out to Chim and Hen like "presenting Buck 4.0: bisexual Buck!" and then Hen smacks him over the head like "we love you but you're a moron"
I need a scene after Eddie and Marisol break up where he’s complaining about his love life to Hen and says “hey maybe I’ll just stick with Buck. Tried and tested - that works.” and she laughs and says “well he does like guys too, he’d probably be happy with that” and Eddie is just like 😲💡
HEN: What the hell was that?
BUCK: *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out!
CHIMNEY: Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging!
EDDIE: Yes we do, Chim. We always do.
Teenage!Eddie, who was invited to the grant-nash (Buckley) Household for dinner and is also bucks boyfriend so knows the house like the back of his hand: no