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nctzensmolbean · 3 years
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kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?
henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.
kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.
henry: you don't mean zitao?
kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here
henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.
*8 hours later*
luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?
kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?
luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK
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incorrectsujuquotes · 3 years
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henry: guess what number I’m thinking of
heechul: 420?
henry: no and that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously
kyuhyun: 69?
henry: yeah it was 69
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kazuha-pista-badam · 3 years
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Henry: what happens when you press the brake & gas at the same time?
Kyuhyun: It'll take a screenshot
Leeteuk: I swear to God, for the last time, get the fuck out of my car
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Henry: Mark, are you gay?
Mark: No.
Henry: You can tell me.
Mark: I'm not.
Wendy: Go ahead and tell him.
Henry: I'm gay. Wendy is gay. Kris is gay.
Kris: Bi.
Henry: Oh, sorry, Kris is bi.
Kris: No, 'bye', I'm leaving for the day. I'm gay.
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purple-baby-d · 4 years
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K-pop groups/idols at school - pt. 3
VIXX: The guys who look like they just go out of a BDSM session all the time.
X1: The group the teacher ALWAYS splits up.
MCND: The guys who always wear sweatshirts.
CIX: The audiovisual club.
AB6IX: The guys who always stay next to each other.
ONEWE: The freshmen year band.
Highlight: The guys from the cheerleading squad.
RAIN: The sexy dad every teacher —and student— falls for.
CLC: The rude looking but actually cute girls.
Block B: The incredibly intelligent and cool seniors
BOYSTORY: The kids from eighth grade who sneak out to high school.
IZ*ONE: The sophomores the principal always wants to split up.
TVXQ: The hot parents who are always concerned about their kids.
FT.ISLAND: The band who stepped into the game against DAY6 and The Rose.
AleXa: The girl who always breaks the dress code but never gets to the principal's office.
gugudan: The girls who play russian roulette with Nerf guns.
Henry: The music teacher every girl wants private classes with.
Somi: The markers girl.
TREASURE: The exchange students group that has locals but pretends they don't.
Eric Nam: the funny guy everyone likes.
Amber: The tomboy older sister everyone likes better.
Momoland: The fake happy girls.
IZ: The underrated band from sophomore year all their class wishes got more attention.
Jackson Wang: The senior who always throws or crashes a party.
Dreamcatcher: The school's sorcery club that hangs out at the library.
INFINITE: The guys with the nice pick-up lines.
WINNER: The guys who promote Jackson's parties.
Check the part 2:
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taes-children · 4 years
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God: Okay Henry how much talent do you want to have?
Henry: Yes!
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softkyuhyunie · 5 years
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Siwon: So, Henry, where were you over the summer?
Henry: Oh, I was in this really cool place
Henry: See, it’s kinda like ‘Spain’, except the ‘s’ is silent
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Incorrect Super Junior Quotes N.12
Heechul: Bruh I wanna kiss you because you’re cute or whateva
Leeteuk: lmao that’s so FRIENDLY of you lol
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miscincorrectquotes · 6 years
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Leeteuk: Everyone ready for Twister?! Siwon: I was born ready for this. Kyuhyun: I was born ON a Twister mat. Eunhyuk: I was CONCEIVED on a Twister mat. Heechul: My MOM'S a Twister mat! Ryeowook: Donghae: Yesung: Zhou Mi: Henry: Shindong: Kangin: Sungmin:
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glissando24-7 · 6 years
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Unbelievably Bad Suju
incorrect quotes from the webcomic: Unbelievably Bad by James Breakwell
Kyuhyun: I made you a home cooked meal!
Ryeowook: This is a pop tart.
Kyuhyun: I prepared it with love.
Ryeowook: It’s not even unwrapped.
Kangin: I sent the kids outside to run around. They’ll wear themselves out.
Leeteuk: Or they’ll get in shape and have more energy than ever.
Kangin:...What have I done?
Shindong: You got a tattoo? That’s so unsafe!
Hyukjae: Hey, it’s not like I got it from some untrained hobo.
Hyukjae: My hobo trained extensively in prison.
Siwon: You look nice today.
Heechul: Are you saying I don’t look nice most other days?
Siwon: No! You look nice everyday.
Heechul: Then how come you don’t say that everyday?
Siwon: I’m usually blinded by your beauty.
Heechul: Oh, so you weren’t blinded today?
Zhoumi: How did your Hangul spelling test go?
Henry: I spelled all the words!
Zhoumi: Did you spell them correctly?
Henry: Look let’s not get hung up on details.
Other Incorrect Suju Series: Suju and Friends, Suju and Twitter, Suju and Buzzfeed
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incorrectsujuquotes · 4 years
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Eunhyuk: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends who I could fight crime with!
Heechul: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends who I could commit crime with!
Henry: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends.
Yesung: I wish I had friends.
Donghae: I wish I could knit.
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incorrectsujuquotes · 4 years
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Kyuhyun [holding the door]: After you.
Henry: No thanks. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7/10 attacks are from the back.
Kyuhyun: Still leaves a 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.
Henry: Yeah but it'd be easier to stop. I could always bl–
Kyuhyun: *slaps him*
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Henry: Hey, what's this song from?
Mark: Oh, it's a Japanese band called Ikimono-gakari.
Henry: No, what's it from?
Mark:
Mark: Naruto.
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Mark: You guys ever just feel like skdhfsdjkgnvks?
Kris: How did you say that out loud?
Henry: *Without looking up* That’s how i feel all the time.
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Tao: [Has a big red hand mark on his face] You guys can’t still tell where SM slapped me, can you?
Winwin: Your face looks like a “Don’t Walk” signal.
Henry: Your face looks like a photo negative of the Hamburger Helper box.
Victoria: A palm reader could tell SM’s fortune from looking at your face.
Lay: The phrase “talk to the hand cause the face ain’t listening” doesn’t work for you because your face is the hand.
Tao: A simple “yes” would’ve sufficed.
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Henry: Since when are drapes flammable?
Wendy: Since always, Henry! Drapes have ALWAYS BEEN FLAMMABLE!
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