Asta: It’s Christmas time, you know what that means!
Nero: Seasonal depression?
Noelle: The happiness I haven’t felt for 15 years?
Luck: The sweet release of blood and death?
Zora: Another year to prove Santa doesn't exist?
Magna: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?
Gordon: My annual reminder that I'm creepy and lonely?
Grey: Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?
Finral: Collapsing on the kitchen floor from pure exhaustion?
Charmy: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table?
Gauche: Time to get revenge on the fuckers who ruined my life?
Vanessa: Time to share our tragic memories and laugh at them?
Henry: I... don’t know... this is my first time celebrating Christmas.
Yami: He was actually going to say “ugly Christmas sweater competition” but you know what?
Yami: You’re going to therapy, all of you, now.
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Okay we've had "Finral is Yami's taxi" but have you heard of:
Zora being the Black Bulls' vermin exterminator, putting up traps around the hideout for rats and shit
Asta being the anti magic dude who has to clean up the traps around the hideout that clearly have been placed there with the intention of trapping a human (thanks Zora), half of which he accidentally steps in
Vanessa using her thread magic to make Yami clothes when he didn't do his laundry and nobody else did his laundry for him
Yami sending Grey disguised as him to boring meetings and mundane tasks he's too lazy to attend
Yami putting an egg in a pan and being like "turn on the stove" and it's just Magna setting his arms on fire
Letting Charmy cook him food
Noelle being in charge of flushing the toilet with her water magic if it's ever broken
Henry shifting the building around so Yami doesn't have to walk that far from one room to the other
Gordon talking him to sleep because it's so quiet and he can't hear what he's saying anyway but he's a soothing ASMR
Gauche making mirrors for Yami when he's shaving
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