"Heyyyy, Lock! How do you like your new room?"
"The bed needs breaking in. Want to help?"
"Duh!"
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"So we're definitely just like, platonic bros, right? It's not gonna make stuff weird that we used to date?"
"Oh, no way! Totally platonic. I promise I won't hit on you. I might hit on everyone else, though."
"Sorry?"
"Nothing. That was alt text."
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"Got all your stuff, bro?"
"Yep! I'm ready to move in."
"Cool. Hey, you and Bennie are good with sharing a room, right?"
"What, because we're both the girls?"
"Because you've been dating for like five years."
"Oh, yeah, then that's totally cool, bro."
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"You really don't mind sitting for me again? I want to make sure I get your hair right."
"How could I deprive you of the chance to gaze upon my beautiful face? I'm not a monster, Henry."
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"Baz. Baz, bro, the cow's still here and he won't leave."
"mrph? shov his hooves in a blndr"
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*bzzzzzztttt*
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*brrt*
"Incredible, Hank. 11/10. Now it smells like a zombie just died in here."
"Sorry, bro! Guess I can't blame this one on the cow, huh?' m glad Zora wasn't here."
"And what am I, baby? Chopped liver?"
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"Bro, I can't believe no one's taught you the cheer, yet! Watch me; otherwise you're gonna get left out when we go to Josie's game."
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"Time for the rest of the harem, Welsh? Your new amour must be getting bored with you."
"I don't like to rate people that way, bro."
"Hmmph! That's odd, because I heard you wanted to dump the rest of us for insipid monogamy with her."
"Yeah, she talked me out of it! And I'm glad."
"I'd of been kept up at night pining for this face, bro."
"It is a work of art, isn't it? Good save, lover. I thought I might have to curse you."
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out scavenging with some friends and saw this! thought you could maybe sell it for grocery money
xoxo,
Zora
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"Yeah, dude, you can bring a friend if you want? Are they cool? 'Cuz we might make you do weird pledge stuff, depends on how the mood goes. Someone from the the props department gave me, like, a dozen Phantom of the Opera masks-"
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"Mm, yeah, I think it looks great. Worth staying up all night for. Wanna walk me out?"
"Do you really have to go!"
"I've got to go shower before class, you big baby. Invite me back over when you throw your eighteenth party this week."
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