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davidluongart · 2 days ago
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At the creative workshop of Athena and Hephaestus 🏛🔥✨🦉
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meelikeslister · 2 days ago
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*Ares and Aphrodite holding hands together*
Hephaestus: ALL BY MYSEEEEEEEELF DON’T WANNA BE ALL BYYYYY MYYYY—
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diioonysus · a year ago
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greek mythology | cursed images
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storylinecaroline · a year ago
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some greek pantheon in gold
available as a print
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noisygalaxybanana · 4 months ago
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apollo: i don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one
ares: *cracks knuckles* manslaughter it is
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inc0rrectmyths · 7 months ago
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𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝗚𝗼𝗱𝘀: *committing crimes, ruling, falling in love, murdering, plotting, scheming, lying and deceiving*
𝗛𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘂 𝗚𝗼𝗱𝘀: *in their realms*
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mythologymadness · 11 months ago
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GREEK GODS AS ANIMATED TEXTS :D
low effort Olympian memes :)
ZEUS
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POSEIDON
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HADES
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HERA
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DEMETER
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HESTIA
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APOLLO
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ARTEMIS
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ATHENA
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HEPHAESTUS
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ARES
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APHRODITE
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DIONYSUS
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HERMES
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mcsiggy · a month ago
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He’s fixing the computer :)
Hephaestus & Dionysus
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marlynnofmany · a month ago
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I just heard that a nickname for Hephaestus, the Greek god of blacksmithing, is "sooty god."
Somebody please write a story where Cinderella gets a patron god. They’d get along so well.
Cinders; soot. Mistreated by stepfamily (made a servant in her own home); mistreated by Olympians (thrown off Olympus because he was born disabled). 
Maybe she impresses the prince by crafting something more epic than a shoe. Maybe she just leaves and starts her own blacksmithing business, with no need for a man. Maybe she gets vengeance. 
I’m just saying, there’s potential.
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eldritchdraaks · 3 months ago
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DENIZEN BROWSER THEMES for THE UNOFFICIAL HOMESTUCK COLLECTION
Recently completed, here is a collection of themes I made for TUHC based on the beta kids browsers; Typheus, Cetus, Hephaestus, and Echidna.
Get it now!
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webs4ribs · 11 days ago
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Communications Officer Dougie Eiffel?
(I started listening to Wolf 359 last week and ya girl is already on episode 38. Send help.)
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the-evil-clergyman · 3 months ago
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Venus Asking Vulcan for Arms for Aeneas by François Boucher (1732)
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incorrectgreekmyths · a month ago
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Hephaestus, when first seeing dionysus drinking: yeah alochol its cool, but have you ever had someone care about you?
Dionysus: no
Hephaestus: me neither, pass the bottle
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bambismoonlight · 5 months ago
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Can we talk about how Aphrodite wasn’t even upset that Hephaestus wasn’t conventionally attractive? She disliked her marriage because he was constantly absent, neglected her, and she felt forced into the marrying him. She wasn’t as vain as people portray her to be; she just wanted someone to love her and be there for her.
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nysus-temple · 12 days ago
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Apollo: Fuck.
Artemis: Language!
Dionysus: Yeah, watch your fucking language.
Persephone: ALRIGHT, WHO TAUGHT ZAGREUS THE FUCK WORD?
Poseidon: "The fuck word".
Hephaestus: Are you stupid? You guys use the "f word" all the time.
Zeus:
Demeter:
Hera:
Athena: Oh by Mother Gaia, he censored it.
Hestia: Please do not—
Ares: Say fuck, Hephaestus.
Aphrodite: Do it, Hephaestus. Say fuck.
Hebe: What's fuck?
Hermes: Oh no. This got way worse.
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inc0rrectmyths · 5 months ago
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𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘆𝘀𝘂𝘀: I really hate drama! Why can't we just be nice to each other?
𝗗𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮: *happens*
𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘆𝘀𝘂𝘀:
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withlovefromolympus · 21 days ago
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Aphrodite, dragging her feet dramatically: Why are we looking at plywood? Can’t we shop for something more interesting? This date is sooo boring.
Hephaestus, walking faster to distance himself from her: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the hardware store.
Aphrodite: Then why did you invite me?
Hephaestus: I didn't! I specifically said, "do not come with me, you're going to get bored", and then you looked me dead in the eyes and said, "fuck you Heph, I do what I want."
Aphrodite: ….
Aphrodite: Did you just say the words “fuck you”? Why would you say that to me??? You know I’m sensitive.
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mcsiggy · 18 days ago
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I thought Aphrodite and Hephaestus were married?
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unmoderns my greek gods for funsies lol
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0lympian-c0uncil · 6 months ago
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Dionysus: What did you get uncle Hades for his birthday?
Hermes: I got him a dog.
Dionysus: Really? Me too.
Artemis: I also got him a dog.
Apollo: I did as well.
Ares: Looks like we had the same idea.
Athena: Aphrodite, Hephaestus, please don’t say you both got him a dog too!
Hephaestus and Aphrodite: We got him a dog.
*later*
Hades, *in his room surrounded by seven puppies*: This is the best birthday ever.
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mirabels-miracle · a month ago
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Encanto Characters as Greek Gods.
***I DO NOT SHIP ANY ENCANTO CHARACTERS. THE GOD I GAVE EACH CHARACTER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SHIPPING.***
Abuela Alma - Hera
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Symbol-head of motherhood and protector of her family, she is the matriarch of the Madrigals. She is very well respected within the family, and makes the choice to protect them and herself, even if it harms others in the process.
Julieta - Demeter
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Demeter is often seen as the goddess of health as well as the goddess of agriculture and food, which I feel fits Julieta the most. She is also a caring mother who will do anything to protect her daughters.
Pepa - Zeus
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Both have control over the weather and can be very emotional. The weather often rides on whether or not they are happy. The only difference is Zeus is a dick and Pepa is not.
Bruno - Apollo
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God of prophecy, often being the catalyst of conflict in some cases. Both have siblings born on the same day as them (Apollo is a twin, while Bruno is a triplet) and is the youngest of them.
Isabela - Persephone
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Goddess of spring and vegetation, both having protective maternal figures who often choose their lives for them.
Dolores - Hermes
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Dolores has super hearing, and Hermes is a messenger god, so both have access to secretive knowledge of their “families”.
Luisa - Hephaestus
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I almost chose Ares for Luisa, but personality wise, Hephaestus fits her better. She is hardworking and often under appreciated by those around her, like Hephaestus.
Camilo - Hecate
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Two tricksters, who are known for using their powers to deceive people (though in Camilo’s case, it’s mainly just to get seconds).
Mirabel - Athena
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Two very crafty women who rely on practical skills to make it through, and will do anything to protect their families.
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