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mchlgayser · 1 year
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( ✮ ) TWO WORLDS III ft neymar jr
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🧺 𓂃⭑ᜊ an: HELLO! As promised, here is the third and last part of my short series of two worlds featuring neymar jr!!! Thank you to those that have been reading this from the start and along, I love you guys and hope you like this one too xx
🗯️ 𓂃⭑ᜊ content warning: pregnancy (and poor translation)
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yourusername My blessing. His blessing. Our Godsend. We are thankful for all the meaningful words from both parties fans and supporters, you guys are just THE BEST! Thanks to all xx 💘🙏🏼
yourmother I can't wait to see the baby! Bring her to my home soon 😂
@neymarjr said don't forget to make him your best dish mama lol
@yourmother I will not
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@fans1 SO CUTE!!!!!
@fans2 we can clearly tell y/ns mom favor ney sm LMAOOO
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yourusername 20 weeks done! 16 weeks left to go! Can't wait to see our spicy, kickin' baby girl! ❤️ #shekicksalot 😂😂
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@fans1 I can't wait to see an angel with a goddess beauty face of Y/n's and the distinguished talents of Ney's WOOHOOO LETS GOOO!!!!
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@fans2 IM SO EXCITED!!! LETSGO BBG Y/N 🤩🤩🤩😘
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@fans3 LMAOO SHES LIKING ALL OF THEIR FANS COMMENTS GIMME ONE TOO PLITHH 😂😂🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
yourusername your wish is my command 😉
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fans4 OMG LIKE MINE TOO PLSSSSSSSS
fans5 Welp fuck- pls now I want one too 😭
fans6 she's so cute doing cute things with her fans like this
yourusername replied I'm showing them how grateful I am to have you all xoxox
fans7 I love her and if you don't you are sick in the head somewhere cus she's an angel!!! She's so nice brb I'm gonna cry
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neymarjr Meus amores. O Deus nos deu uma linda menina perfeitamente saudável. Minha esposa, Y/n, muito obrigado por este presente incrível. Palavras não podem descrever o sentimento que sinto agora, mas Obrigado. Você é para sempre minha melhor amiga, minha namorada, esposa e mãe de nosso adorável filho. Eu te amo. (My loves. God delivered us a perfectly healthy cute baby girl. My wife, Y/n, thank you very much for this amazing gift words cannot describe the feeling and how I feel right now but thank you. You are forever my best friend, my girlfriend, my wife, and a mother to our lovely child. I love you) To my daughter, Angelina. Thank you for coming to this world as our daughter. Your mere existence changed both me and your mom drastically. You will be the only reason we change and become the better person from now onwards. I love you ❤️ To my fans, supporters, friends, and family who had been there all along with us, helping us with our lacks, thank you very much. I am so thankful to all of you. May God repay your kind deeds for us. 🙏🏼🥰
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yourusername Us today because @angel.lina keep pestering me saying that she wants to see her papai 😹
p/s: she was enjoying the game more than I do Loll
yourfriend pls tell Angelina I want her at my house this weekend so you and your hubby can spend your days alone 😆😆😉 thank me later
yourusername What are you suggesting???? 🤨😒
yourfriend she prolly wanted a younger bro or sis or sum like that 🙄🙄🙄😬
yourusername I'm currently considering it rn
fans8 They are hilarious af LMAOO replying to each other things like this like they're on their dm
neymarjr @yourfriend @angel.lina will be at ur house by 9, be ready
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notes: the series has officially ended!!! YAYYY and NAYYY!!! Yay because I had finally finished it and saves it from rotting inside my draft but Nay because it ended. I fell in love with the series. I think I grew fond of the pregnancy and baby parts but most of it, I enjoyed it ALL! I think I pretty much did a great job LOL but yes as I said, I'm sad because it's ended. Oh well, who knows I might as well do another series similar to this one but much longer and fluffier!!! I love babies OMFG you don't even know!!! I need to write another one ASAP Ok I think that's all for the ranting, I hope you enjoyed it, please, as much as I do SKSHSKSK nah jk. Enjoy it or not doesn't matter at least I know I did a pretty fucking great job hehe hehe Goodbye xoxox
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count-alucard-tepes · 5 months
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Headcanons for my favorite kitty man, Who’s-Who aka Who of the droplets😍😍😍
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He loves when someone plays with his hair and massages his scalp, he instantly falls asleep.
He doesn’t like drinking a lot of alcohol because he gets drunk pretty quickly…to save himself a terrible hangover and hilarious stories being told about him, he just drinks light beer and a whole lot of water.
He has cat-like eyes but because they come off really intense, he always covered his eyes with his hair or a mask.
Even though he dislikes kids, he doesn’t mind having a few of his own one day.
He’s real smooth with the ladies but he’s really selective too, he wants someone he knows will be loyal to him.
Fanfic for my baby daddy😍
You guys know I love the idea of a female Lunarian in the Big Mom’s crew so I had to base Y/N as her😆
Who’s-Who never really wanted to date especially within Wano and Onigashima, he knew those that did want to be with him was because of his status of being in the Tobiroppo.
Since the alliance with Big Mom happened, more of her crew would be visiting Onigashima and the Tobiroppo were informed to welcome them as they were strong pirates too.
“…you know I heard there is a Lunarian in Big Mom’s crew”, Black Maria said with a sly smile.
“…I thought they were a dead race”, Drake murmured.
The others looked at each other in silence for a moment and smirked.
“…you should get to know more of the pirates here…you’d find out that isn’t the case”, Who’s-Who said as he exhaled some cigarette smoke before they walked out to meet Big Mom’s crew.
To everyone’s surprise, Katakuri was here and that put the Tobiroppo on edge, they knew how strong he was and wanted to test their strength out against him but that was difficult with the current circumstances. Another walked behind him, with large black wings and a flame on her back, Y/N wasn’t sure about being here but it wasn’t like she had much of a choice.
“…don’t let your guard down, Y/N…”, Katakuri murmured as Y/N looked up at him and nodded quietly.
“…easy on the eyes I’ll say”, Sasaki chuckled as Who’s-Who noticed the woman and smiled a little in response, not wishing to comment.
“Katakuri?! No ways!”, Ulti said, “…no one is as cute as Pay-Pay!”.
“Stop, sis! That’s not who he’s even talking about!”, Page One said as he blushed brightly.
Queen of course was performing like the star that he is and introduced the beast pirates with the usual roll call…and didn’t miss a beat by insulting the Tobiroppo.
“…I’m gonna fucking kill that guy, I swear to Nika”, Who’s-Who hissed as he turned to face the bar tender and sipped his beer before slipping a cigarette in his mouth while searching his pocket to find his lighter.
“Oh that’s pretty harsh…need a light?”, a feminine voice said from next to him.
He looked up to see the Lunarian woman with her finger lit up. The corners of his mouth turned up slightly into a smile before he leaned forward to light his cigarette.
Inhaling deeply and then exhaled, “…thanks…that must come in handy”, he said as he took a moment to take in the beauty before him.
“…let’s put it this way, I’ll always have the best party trick to offer”, she said teasingly which earned her a laugh from the male.
“I like a woman with a sense of humor…it always keeps things spicy…let alone when she is stronger than most I’ve encountered”, Who’s-Who flirted.
Y/N smirked in response, “…and how would you know of my strength? I am yet to lay a single finger on you”, she flirted back before sipping her drink slowly.
Oh she was playing such a dangerous game, surely she knew that too. He couldn’t help but feel his ears burn and he was most certainly glad his mask covered them so that she couldn’t see the color change.
“…a finger…a hand…you’re welcome to lay anything on me…anytime…any place”, he said with a grin. He couldn’t help but take it a little further, it wasn’t often that a woman of her caliber would even try flirting with him. It made his blood boil.
Y/N laughed in response, “Oh? I’d like you to say that while staring into my eyes…can I take it off?”, she asked as she reached up to touch his mask.
He gently took hand and kissed the back slowly, “…only after a successful first date…”, he said playfully, “…got to keep a little mystery in the air”.
“Are you asking me on a date already? Well then…what are we waiting for?”, she asked as she leaned against the countertop and watched him with interest. He was attractive even with the mask on and she couldn’t help but want to know more about this mysterious man who also happened to be one of the most powerful beast pirates. She could hear Katakuri’s words in the back of her mind but Who’s-Who was so damn cute!
He stood up immediately without another word and took her hand into his, “…let’s go, beautiful”, he said gently as she stood up and followed him out of the party.
They would go to his private quarters on Onigashima, his subordinates were dismissed after food and drink were brought for them to enjoy.
The word ‘Neko’ caught her attention on the Torii gate at the entrance, “…I’m going to take a wild guess and say you’re a cat-lover”, she said as she took a seat next to him and helped herself to a drink.
He chuckled in response, “I wonder what gave that away…”, he said as he relaxed and watched her with a smile as he continued to smoke a cigarette, “…always been fond of them”.
“I have a pet cat back home…his name is Magic and his fur is as black as my wings”, she said with a smile.
It took him a moment before he chuckled in response, “…black magic…that’s cute”.
She grinned in response, “…most don’t think it’s funny but I’m glad you see my humor”.
“Like I said, I like a woman with a good sense of humor…and one that likes cats is just the cherry on the top”, he said as he leaned his head against his hand, “…I have a few here too but my devil fruit ability allows me to turn into one…a saber tooth tiger to be exact”.
Her eyes widened at this, “…will this girl be lucky enough to see that transformation soon?”, she asked as she leaned in closer to him.
Oh he knew that was coming from a mile away and he couldn’t help with chuckle.
“…and what would this guy get in exchange for that, hm?”, he asked as he placed his cigarette in an ashtray and then gently caressed her jaw with his fingertips.
“…you’ll get to see a picture of Magic”, she said with a smirk, two could play this game.
“Just a picture? I thought more along the lines of getting to kiss his owner tonight..”, he said as he leaned in to kiss the woman before him.
“It’s a pretty special treat you know, sir”, she said as she leaned before her lips met his for the first time, her fingers running through his hair slowly and she swore she heard him purr.
His arms snaked around her waist and in no time she was sitting in his lap as they kissed despite the slight height difference, he didn’t mind it at all.
Y/N reached to his helmet and gently slipped it off with his silent permission, “There… I’m going say this is a very successful date”, she said as she looked into his beautiful eyes and leaned down to kiss him over and over again.
He was nervous to have his identity revealed but it soon washed away with her sweet words and gentle kisses, “…oh it’s far from over, baby”, he whispered as his hands ran up and down her back, being very gentle around her wings.
The former CP-9 agent didn’t think he’d be dating a pirate from Big Mom’s by the end of the night…he had no regrets though.
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TIME TO LOVE A CHARACTER:
Omega the Robot!
Oh boy were do I start? Well i meet him in the very first sonic game i played: Sonic heroes! That was his very first appearance and I'm so glad he stayed for good cause this robot is so fucking HILARIOUS! honestly I think Omega is the very only character that i liked ALL the times he showed up in the Archie comics and that is surprising giving how much i hated the portrayals of every character in several of those comics but Omega stayed as the sadistic sassy dark bloody Robot he is:
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Look how he bullies the tiny robot 🤣🤣🤣 he so childish! (But other times when he only wants to destroy things i find him really relatable 😂 and his hate for eggman is the best)
Also something weird happened with him and blaze in those comics... That could have become the only time i didn't like him but.... Nope. That was too wtf funny to hate😂😂👇👇
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Hey no jokes, a love story with a Robot is something I'd like to see! Maybe with Belle? But not with Tails please or we will get another Cosmo... Belle smells like tragedy waiting to happen. But hey at least I got to see Omega simping for destructive Blaze! 😆😆😆 Omg he was Shy! They draw him posing as a shy little girl with a crush i dying 🤣🤣🤣 yeah
Omega also has been known to be a softy like almost every big guy in Sonic (Big, Vector, Bark...all softy hearts), those moments got me a bit emotional because it reminded me of Gamma the deceased Robot that Amy befriended (the only one that was charmed by Amy and Not Cream) his design is also so similar 😢😢😢 but hey that doesn't mean I don't enjoy it
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Cream is a fucking cute robot whisperer lol Big meanie tough Omega can't stand watching the tiny rabbit cry 😭😭😭 is just so wholesome! I'm a sucker for tough big guys who melt before cuteness and can be so gentle and caring even if is Awkward
But regardless of that he is such a brat always picking a fight, indeed he was what the team Dark needed! The only team who has a robot member that fits perfectly with their dark theme and aesthetic and seriously his personality is so similar to Shadow's always wanting to show off powerfulness, so competitive, so obsessed to fight the biggest threat, so condescending with who isn't considered a threat and meanwhile Rouge having to be the mom controlling those 2 dark/brute/emo menaces 😆😆
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And to finish i have to state how much i like this drawing! Rouge always sits on his metal hand every time you finish a level in Sonic heroes and I loved that but I think I never saw Shadow doing it and because of that this drawing is one of my favorites (of course shadow is always Crossing his arms like the Emo he is 😆 and rouge with her mischievous smile) I don't know is just... So tender seeing them like this! Thanks Omega for staying after Heroes otherwise the team Dark wouldn't exist!
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robinruns · 2 years
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The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Episode 1
Why is the CGI so bad in the bit with Marcus on his rooftop working out. Oof.
The first big telling difference between TUA and TSA is that the Sparrows are, for the most part hanging out together.
Wait... did some poor, unsuspecting woman birth Christopher? Or was he just a small cube? Some things aren't worth thinking about.
Poor Mom 😔
When I first saw the dance sequence before the season dropped I almost thought that it was like a parody thing, but I see how they made it work. I also was wondering why the put so much focus on Jayme's weird spit on Diego's cheek.
Poor Klaus just trying to get Ben to remember him. And then to have Luther land on him 😆
Wait so everyone can understand Christopher?
"This haircut was era appropriate!" Oh my god Diego I love you and your unintentional goofiness.
"Who's your daddy?!" Diego please there are others around 😏 BRB gotta go write a fan fic or 12
Ok but Jayme is the bitch I aspire to be.
Are we gonna find out what happened to Alphonso or is he just... like that? He is hilarious in a really deadpan way
"Which one are you? Scruffy? Fatty? Sad girl? I forget the rest." Oh no the person I hate was funny.
Luther do not trust her!!!
I liked the "The Birds" moment
Oh I forgot the umbrella title thing!!
"It's like here you go, here's your ass" lmao omg
Don't go into the light Mom!!
Lester Pocket, hmm
"Smug... smugness" "Keep working on it big guy, you'll land one... eventually"
Still don't understand why they changed it to Hotel Obsidian instead of Hotel Oblivian. Like why can't they leave it the same as the comic.
Why does Alison think that her kid and ex husband are like... as they were pre-timeline fuckups?
Oh god the contents of their pockets 😆
Oh what's up Ben 🥵
The fact that Marcus thought Viktor was number 1 is making me so happy
Oh so they don't trust Marcus? Interesting 🤔 this Ben is evil, but I still love him.
Diego and Luther with food hanging out of their mouths 🤣 like I don't have siblings, but I feel like I understand siblings so much more watching this show
"Spit it out Boomer!" Oh my god 🤣 Diego lmao
"If you see your doppelganger-" "Kill them" "Sleep with them" and that is the characters of Diego and Klaus in a nutshell
Lila!!!!
lmao noo I do not believe Stan is their son nuh uh no way we gotta get Maury on this stat
What does a robot know of God?
No not the dog!!!!
Oh shit Marcus!
What the fuck?!
Holy shit lmao ok episode 2 let's go!!
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mermaidsirennikita · 1 year
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Thank you for explaining that Sterling is going blind in Surrender to the Devil - I legit stopped reading it really early on the first time bc I was like “ughhh what is with this dude??? Such an emo edge lord! You’re a rich hot Duke who just got back from traveling the world and yet are sooo negative!! And grumpy!! At your sister’s wedding!!! You don’t deserve to get with Frannie!” And then you gave a summary and mentioned he was losing his sight and I was like “ohhhhhh so the darkness wasn’t just metaphorical” 😆 and went on to try it again and really enjoyed the book.
I actually (accidentally, not realizing the series were so connected) read When the Duke Was Wicked first, and the heroine in that is Sterling and Frannie’s daughter. He’s almost completely blind by that point, so a big motivation for her is to get married while he can still see her a little as a bride. (He also rather hilariously gets to be the pissed off dad in the hero’s “I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER AND SHE’S REFUSING TO MARRY ME PLS HELP” moment.)
But yeah, I love a grumpy hero so I tend to feel like I would’ve just happily gone on not knowing it was a literal darkness, but Sterling’s issues being very literally related to his sight adds a layer for sure. I’m glad you enjoyed the book! I know his mom vision loss is possibly a spoiler, but the reveal doesn’t take long and I like to mention things like the presence of a disability when I’m recommending a book. There aren’t that many blind heroes in historical romance, unfortunately, so Sterling being on that list seems important. Yes, he still has his sight in the story, but the inevitability of his vision loss is a huge part of his journey.
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racketghost · 2 years
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There’s a story of my mom hearing my sister and I cry on the baby monitor, but as she was going to check on us a deep male voice said, “GO AWAY.” Our dad was at work at the time and our brothers were just toddlers, so my mom heeded the disembodied voice and turned around and went back downstairs 😂
Oh. Hell. NO. oh my god. oh my GOD. first, your mom is an icon, hilarious, and would absolutely survive in a horror movie scenario. and second, since you are here telling me this tale i’m assuming that nothing bad happened to you 😆
MAYBE that demon voice knew how tired your mom was with small children and was trying to politely explain to her that you two were fine! he’s got it covered! he can’t help that his inflection is horrible and he knows very little english!
this was fucking incredible, thank you so much for sharing it!! 😁
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papa-evershed · 2 years
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I have something I wanted to share with you! I was chatting with a mom, who's kid is in the same as mine, and we ended up talking about tv shows and, obviously, I mentioned TWD (no idea why 😝). She told me how she never got into the show because she really dislikes the main character. So, I go, "Rick?" "Yes, him! He's such a cocky asshole." I obviously gasped in fake (or not so fake 😆) outrage before laughing, because her reaction was frankly hilarious. And, well, Rick can be cocky, but I still love him 😁. You can guess that I immediately thought of you.
Omg I'm legit honored you thought of me! 🥺 And I'm so sorry you had to encounter a Rick hater out in the wild. I know that's very traumatic. 😅🤣 What is wrong with folks? How could they hate him? I realize it's a character flaw in me that I need to work on but I genuinely don't trust people who don't like Rick lmao. Though I do give casual viewers more wiggle room bc half the time they have no idea what's going on. I once had a mom friend tell me it was so sad when Andrea died giving birth. 🤦‍♀️
Your mom friend is crazy though. Rick's cockiness is hot as fuck. That confident swagger on those bowed legs? I'd let that man step on my face and thank him for it. I legit love that you thought of me though, for real. 😳 I love that little bitch Richard so hard.
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