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spn-lesbian · 11 months
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Dean, addressing Cas: love of my life, pain in my ass
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queenaryastark · 1 year
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Repeatedly in fandom its been claimed that Jon Snow's existence would have been a threat to his legitimate siblings, Aegon and Rhaenys, had they lived. This requires ignoring the fact that Jon grew up with the Starks as his siblings and was not in a position to replace them. This also requires ignoring all royal bastards in real world history who weren't a threat to their siblings. Sometimes those illegitimate children lived in the same castles as their siblings and were given high ranking positions and honors and marriages when they grew up, while not threating those legit siblings.
But the most damning evidence against this claim in the books is Edric Storm, a royal bastard raised in his father's seat who was born to a noble woman. He is not a threat to Robert's "true born children". Even when Ned discovers that Joff, Myrcella, and Tommen aren't biologically Robert's, he doesn't think of replacing them with Edric, but with Robert's brother Stannis (uncles are statistically more dangerous than a half sibling). And even Stannis doesn't see Edric as a threat but as a tool to be used:
"There's proof of a sort at Storm's End. Robert's bastard. The one he fathered on my wedding night, in the very bed they'd made up for me and my bride. Delena was a Florent, and a maiden when he took her, so Robert acknowledged the babe. Edric Storm, they call him. He is said to be the very image of my brother. If men were to see him, and then look again at Joffrey and Tommen, they could not help but wonder, I would think." -- Davos I, ACOK
So the idea that a royal bastard existing automatically means that that bastard will be a threat to legitimate children is incorrect.
Daemon Blackfyre was a special case that Jon Snow and Edric Storm can't come close to replicating. Why? Because 1) they're the bastards born of noble women while Daemon was the bastard of a princess who legally should have been a queen regnant, 2) he also had the benefit of his legitimate brother's paternity being questioned while no one doubts the paternity of Rhaenys and Aegon and most don't even believe Stannis' accusations against Cersei's children, and 3) he was favored by his father over his brother while one of the few quotes from Rhaegar has him referring to Aegon as a future king and Robert doesn't favor anyone.
So claiming that Jon Snow could have been Daemon Blackfyre reborn is as incorrect as saying that 1+2=765,087,865.
Also, Elia was likely in on Rhaegar’s plans 😇
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syndyj · 8 months
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Twisted Wonderland
MC teasing Sebek for what he said in the past
Child MC lost her Dada Mal
Someone's masterlist of General Lilia
Mal and Lilia babysitting Baby MC and Baby Silver
Past lover reader x Lilia
Mr Moon and Child MC
Lab experiment
Dragon Malleus enjoying time with his family
Mal turned into a little dragon
MC's husband returns from "war"
Chubby reader x Yandere Jamil
Reader x General Lilia
Enemies to lovers with General Lilia
OFFENDED Royal Guard Lilia
Papa Simeon with their Baby MC
Kid MC & "boyfriend" Helix
MC with baby twst characters
Lilia flirting w/ MC
Rook's wandering eye is the caused of tears
Malleus & MC's kid gulps down the whole cone
MC's platonic world
hEeLpP
Hyper MC
How to make friends w/ Malleus
Headpats w/ Floyd
Leona taking care of Baby MC
Baby MC is just like Azul
Another shot of Leona w/ Baby MC
Mama Jade w/ Baby MC
Silver doozing off while taking care of Baby MC
Malleus being dramatic
Mal jealous of his past self
Mal and his complete devotion to MC
Leona. MC. French Fries
Mal go correct them buddy
Grim interviewing MC's future sugar dad
Lilia and MC as archenemies
Azul having MC's baby pics
Mal VIBRATING HIGH
Baby MC's just like Azul
Incorrect quotes w/ Kalim
Toddler MC at Diasomnia
I have nothing to say but just PURE FLUFF
Baby MC at Diasomnia
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turnbackthependulum · 11 months
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Let's make things easier for all of us, shall we?
If you're new here, welcome. This is a blog full of shitposts about BLEACH, the masterpiece created by Tite Kubo. I do post/reblog actual quotes from the manga or scenes from the anime, but only like 0.1% of the time.
Below are the main categories you can use to find specific interactions between various characters. It probably won't lead you to find every single thing that's been posted in this blog (for example, Espada-Shinigami interactions, etc.) but you can at least get almost all the incorrect quotes via this hashtag -> #incorrect bleach
Quotes which I think the characters would highly likely say can be found here -> #things they'd totally say
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» Karakura Gang (includes Ichigo & his schoolmates, Ichigo's family, Rukia & Kon, Ikumi-san & her son, everyone associated with Urahara's Store, as well as the Visoreds & Fullbringers too) » Karakura High School students » The Kurosaki Family » Urahara Shop (specifically those in Urahara Shop, including Yoruichi, and yes RENJI too) » Visored » The Ishida Family » Fullbringers » Mayuri's Washing Machine Inspiration Backstory au » Zaraki's Squad in Karakura Town au » Grimmjow (g)raveyard party in Karakura Town au » Karakura High School English Lesson au
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» Arrancar, in general » Espadas » Espadas trying to hack Aizen's personal computer series au » Featuring the 'troublemaker trio' - aka Nnoitra, Grimmjow & Szayelaporro
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» Sternritters
Lists of other AU that I've made up or taken inspiration from popular/known sources:
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incorrect quotes but its from the royale high server i was in
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Itto, at 2 AM: ABC FOR A ROOMMATE!!
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Hu Tao, in fake despair: I WILL NEVER HAVE A FRIEND! Xiao: k
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Ayato: Bro, you look like you're having a seizure, are you okay? Itto, shaking: I AM HAVING A SEIZURE THATS SO INSENSITIVE Ayato: OH IM SORRY Itto, still shaking: YOU SHOULD BE
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Venti, playing his lyre: My little pony, my little pony
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Sara: Itto, can I speak to you? Itto: Wait Itto: does limbo Itto: fails miserably
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Diona: tries to fight Diluc Kaeya, watching her fail: He's like twice her size, she has no chance of winning
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Yae: Ei, did someone steal your dango? Is that why you have your spear out? Ei: ..Let's not talk about it
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sylviareviar · 1 year
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OOC:
As I'm playing Persona 5 Royal, I'm going through Futaba's palace with a money fortune active. I also have a pretty high Confidant rank with Yoshida, making it easier to get more from shadows in hold ups. What I can't stop thinking about is Futaba going up to Joker after he finishes her palace and asking him how he got so rich.
"Yo, Akira, how'd you get so loaded, anyway?"
"I extorted your inner demons and bled them dry of every single yen they had. Why?"
"...nice."
I don't know why. I just can't stop thinking about it. Does this deserve to be an incorrect quote? Someone tell me.
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Royale High OC Incorrect Quotes (that literally nobody asked for)
OCs: Alexi Daybreak (Darkness fairy), Asterion Hurtthrob (Darkness fey), Molly Weathers (Nature fairy), Libby Weathers (Nature fairy, Molly's older sister), Aquatic Ghostview (Water fairy), Sweete Sparrow (Light fairy, mute)
Note: Sweete and Alexi communicate through mind reading. Alexi reads Sweete's mind, tells the people around them what Sweete said, then shit goes from there. Also, Asterion and Alexi are dating. Don't question it. Not only those things, Libby absolutely HATES Alexi.
Alexi: What are your adjectives? Asterion: …You mean my pronouns? Alexi: No, I know what your pronouns are, He/Him! What are your adjectives? Asterion: …I dunno. What are yours? Alexi: Noisy and chaotic! Asterion: *beat* I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly. Alexi: *giggles*
Aquatic: Molly, Mrs. Wormsworth told me to ask you where your signed report card's at. Molly: My friends stole it from me, so now I don’t have it anymore. Aquatic: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that stupid lie? Molly: What lie? Aquatic: That you have friends. *insert rap battle OOOOOOOOH meme*
Asterion: Alexi! I need help with this algebra problem! Alexi: Okay, what’s the problem? Asterion: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply. *winks* Aquatic: Not going to lie that was hella smooth. Asterion: I give up. I am so tired. Aquatic: Get the emergency supply! Sweete: *carries Alexi and places them in front of Asterion* Alexi: *smiles* Hi! Asterion: AND I'M BACK BABY, LET’S GO!!
Libby: *says something mean to Alexi* Molly: Libby!! Alexi, noticeably crying: YOU'RE SO MEAN!!! Asterion, clearly pissed: Nice going Libby, you made her fucking cry! Libby: I'm not wrong about it. Asterion, hugging Alexi: It's okay, Lexi. I'll make sure the Headmistress will know about it. Alexi, sniffling: O-Okay. Asterion: Shut up Libby, I only shook your hand because I had to. We will NEVER be friends. I. HOPE. YOU. FUCKING. DIE.
Sweete, thinking: You need a hobby. *Alexi reads Sweete's mind* Alexi: She said, you need a hobby. Asterion: I have a hobby! Alexi, facepalming: Making "The Reason You Suck" Speeches about Libby isn't a hobby, darling.
Alexi is telling a story Asterion: Wow, Alexi, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Libby: Romance? Asterion: She's my girlfriend, idiot.
Sweete, thinking: Libby is a solid 11/10. *Alexi reads Sweete's mind* Alexi: She said Libby is a solid 11/10. Asterion: Sparrow, no she's not. Alexi, snickering: Asterion, 11 divided by 10 is 1.1 because Libby looks and acts like shi- *cut off by her own laughter*
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katabasis-anabasis · 3 years
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Millie: So, me and Sakshi
Flora: Wait, "me and Sakshi?" don't you mean, "Sakshi and I"?
Millie: For fuck's sake
Flora: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified? Are you super attracted to me right now?
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gregorstoun-girl · 3 years
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Seb: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Flora: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Seb:
Seb: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Flora: *changes her username to weatherboy* 
Millie: what the fuck is a weather boy 
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incorrect-eah · 4 years
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Meeshell: I'm like a crow, with feelings.
Ashlynn: Feelings for what?
Meeshell, stumbling: Shiny... Things?
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violets-arepurple · 2 years
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And Then There Were None - A Speculation on Dame Agatha Christie
In todays analysis post I will be attempting to make a guess at what Agatha Christies ability may be and what her place in the story is. As usual I will try to remain as anime centric as possible but it is possible that this may contain accidental manga or light novel spoilers, as well as this please be aware that my main source about the authors themselves is the wiki so if there is any incorrect please feel free correct me or add on. With the usual disclaimers out of the way lets begin.
First I will establish what we know about Agatha Christie here is a direct quote from the Bungou Stray Dogs wiki “Being completely refined, Agatha possesses a lady-like attitude. Given her involvement with Mimic's demise and the original plan to burn Yokohama to the ground, she has a ruthless, conniving side to her personality, but isn't completely unreasonable.” this gives us minimal information at face value but there are important points that can be taken from this description especially about her personality. We know two defining facts about the dame.
1. She is based on the mystery novelist Dame Agatha Christie
2. She is is the Knight Commander of the Order of the Clock Tower
First up is the mystery novelist aspect in the Bungou Stray Dogs franchise (anime and manga/light novels) there are eight characters based of mystery novelists including Christie herself. I will be excluding Ranpo from this lineup as at the time of writing this he does not have an ability. that gives us six abilities to try to find a trend with. The ability users are as follows (non-anime are marked with *)                           
Poe
Q
Teruko*
Oguri*
Ayatsuji*
Mizuki*                                                                            
The main similarity that I could find with all of there abilities is that they are all, in some capacity, close range which whilst not the best can tell us that the ability will in all likelihood but at least somewhat short ranged. Another similarity between the mystery novelists abilities it that they effect the area or people around them. So, so far what we have is a short (possibly to long) ranged ability that will definitely have an effect of the area/people around her
Now on to our second point about her being the Knight Commander of the Order of the Clock Tower. The name of the organization itself is important as like any British person when a clock tower is brought up my immediate thought is Big Ben, which whilst the name of the bell is often used in reference to the whole tower, what's more important is the tower housing the bell being named The Clock Tower, up until 2012. Big Ben is connected to the houses of parliament where all of the important decision making in Britain takes place, pretty much solidifying Christies connection to the British government as well as her position and power given Big Ben is considered one of the symbols of Britain. 
(An important side note is that the Order of the Clock Tower is an order so we will likely be seeing more British authors especially ones with titles)
The title Knight Commander is important as it is the second most senior of the Orders of the British Empire, what is specifically interesting is that Christie is referred to as Knight Commander and not Dame Commander as Dame Commander is actually the lowest rank of Damehood, so this shows that she is incredibly high up in the chain of command but she is not referred to as Knight or Dame grand cross which gives the assumption that she answers to at least one person. Now you may be wondering what this has to do with Christies ability and character, well orders of knighthood are specifically to do with meritorious service or gallantry (courageous behavior), typically in battle. From this we can assume that her ability has great offensive capabilities and possibly defensive abilities as she likely received her title during the great war. She can also be assumed as strong as the Order is there to protect the royal family and is considered on par with the transcendents (It’s possible that Christie herself would be considered a transcendant as the group were deployed during the war and she has a title typically earned in battle, but that's a theory to be fleshed out another day) 
Now onto what her being a leader could mean. Excluding Christie there are four notable leaders within Bungou Stray Dogs (once again manga only is marked with *)   
Fukuzawa
Mori
Fitzgerald
Fukuchi*                                                                                                  
 Three out of this four have an ability that would be considered self serving (for lack of a better term) with all three of them being antagonists in some form, Fukazawa's ability differs in that it directly helps his subordinates and he is a protagonist. In order to use this trend we must first decide whether Christie is, in layman's terms, a good guy or bad guy. I personally believe that she will be an antagonist but in the sense that she will oppose the main characters goals rather than her being an outright villain. Her biggest action within the story to date has been the deployment of troops in order to calm the chaos in Yokohama and if necessary destroy it as Shibusawa had the potential to become a threat to the entire world, with this you would assume she had the greater good in mind but she also says its a shame that Yokohama wasn’t destroyed and that ”fires go well with tea”, however this could be because Yokohama is a hot bed of essentially unregulated ability user activity with a very fine balance that could tip at any point. It’s possible that in Christies mind that the destruction of Yokohama would be beneficial as it has the potential to be the flashpoint in an war amongst ability users which would be bad for everyone. There is then the matter of the bounty on Atsushi, it’s my speculation that Atsushi’s ability is similar in a sense to Chuuya’s in that it wasn’t something he was born with but in fact artificially given as it is quite strange that people like Fyodor, Shibusawa, and the Headmaster all knew about Atsushi’s ability and how powerful it is even before it manifested. I believe that Christies plan for Atsushi was to either recruit him into the Order or to at least get him out of the picture so he couldn’t be used against the ‘greater good’. It’s highly likely that intellectually she's on level with Fyodor and Dazai as she is seen speaking with Fyodor and has at least some affect on the plot without being directly involved. 
So from everything I've gathered Christie will be an antagonist with a powerful self serving ability that will work at short range. Her ability is named And Then There Were None a mystery novel in which ten people are invited to an island and are all accused of murder and then all die in a specific order in correspondence to lines of a poem. With this I believe that And Then There Were None will be the ability to take ten people and kill them in a specific order in a specific way with that catch that they all must be criminals (or at least considered criminal by the user) as the killer in the book is a judge who wished to punish those that he believes have escaped justice. It is possible that her ability's method of killing will also follow the pattern shown in the rhyme central to the story.
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on malyen oretsev as a character and a love interest
this might be slightly rambly and incoherent but i need to say it. malyen oretsev has been the underdog in this fandom for as long as i can remember. a little while ago it was the “malaria” jokes (very classy, folks), and then waves upon waves of mal antis and darkling stans/apologists, and even now a decent majority of the fandom is convinced he’s just boring or an asshole. and fair enough on that last account, if you genuinely don’t like him as a character, that’s fine. but there are a lot of accusations people throw mal’s way that i am really sick and tired of hearing, and hopefully this will help put a stop to them.
mal is not boring. mal is witty and charismatic and an easy friend, and he is also incredibly brave. when he thought alina was being tortured and brutalised by the darkling, he volunteered for a suicide mission to track the stag—which he didn’t even know existed—into fjerda because it was the only way he thought he could help her. that mission killed two of his best friends. people say mal is an asshole because of the way he treated alina when he saw her (months after she’d been dragged away from him against her will) happy and healthy in amongst the people who had looked down on the both of them their whole lives, after having just lost his best friends for her. i say his being upset was pretty understandable. and yes, he was a bit of asshole in siege & storm, but he’s a teenage boy and you cannot hold him to all these ridiculously high moral and behavioural standards (especially when you don’t hold other characters like nikolai or the darkling to those standards). everyone has their asshole moments. nikolai’s is ongoing. holding mal’s against him just because he’s not all-powerful like the darkling or royal like nikolai is bullshit, plain and simple.
as for malina, i have a lot to say on that front. a lot of people say that mal was only interested in alina after she got her powers, but that is blatantly untrue. the quote, “just you and me. it’s always just you and me, alina” literally happens in the first chapter of shadow & bone. mal himself said that he always loved alina, and her being taken away was the wakeup call he needed. if anything, alina’s powers only complicated their relationship—mal didn’t know how to deal with her becoming the very thing they’d both grown to resent after being treated like shit in the first army while the grisha were treated like royalty, which explains a lot of the tension in their relationship surrounding alina’s abilities.
people tend to say that mal didn’t like it when alina became powerful and less dependent on him, but that’s not right. mal never wanted alina to be less. he was afraid of what would happen to her if she became more. from his point of view, all that alina’s powers brought them was trouble; the darkling’s grooming of alina and his subsequent manhunt for them, nikolai’s proposal to alina (when he was an adult and alina was a minor), the apparat’s cult and imprisonment of them, the death of the only mother figure they’d ever known. in his mind, alina’s powers only ever brought them misery, and mal was scared of losing her to that misery. we saw how they were torn apart throughout the books, because mal was otkazat’sya, and he was not the only one who felt that that might never be good enough for alina. neither of them ever wanted the power that alina was given. that’s why it was so hard for mal to accept that alina wanted to keep it—he was scared it would corrupt her the way it had the darkling. he was scared of losing her.
the argument that really frustrates me is when people call malina abusive. say it with me, folks: malina is not an abusive ship. mal and alina loved each other unconditionally. even if he wasn’t happy about alina’s powers, he knew that it was important to alina that she use them to save ravka, and so he helped her. he owed ravka nothing. this was the country whose monarchy had essentially taken his life from him to force him into being little more than a foot soldier in their army; the country his friends had died for thanks to the darkling being placed in such a position of power; the country whose king let the people starve whilst he sat in his golden palace and wasted more money. mal helped alina save ravka not because he loved his country, but because he loved her. hell, he literally died for her.
whilst we’re on the subject, let’s talk about that quote that people like to say is abusive: “i love you, alina, even the part of you that loved him.” do you understand how monumental that quote is? mal found out that the darkling is the same darkling who made the shadow fold, the shadow fold that had taken numerous lives and that had gotten them into this mess in the first place. he was beginning to realise the extent of the manipulation alina had undergone at the hands of the darkling, the grooming and abuse. they both knew the atrocities that the darkling had committed, and yet mal has it in himself to tell alina that not only does he not care that alina ever thought she loved the darkling, he loves her all the same anyway? how is that abusive?
lastly, i want to talk about his most infamous quote: “i am become a blade.” this is one of my favourite quotes in the entire grishaverse, and i’m going to explain why. a lot of people think that it’s grammatically incorrect, but as your local grammar nerd, i’m here to tell you that it’s not! as alina notices, the actual tattoo is written in ancient ravkan: e’ya sta rezku. because of that, the quote translates with slightly strange phrasing, but that phrasing still makes grammatical sense. it’s sort of like how shakespearean english is still english, it just sounds different.
now, grammar aside, i want to talk about why the quote is so beautiful (to me, anyway). mal has been used all his life. when they were at keramzin, he tracked and hunted animals for them to eat. in the first army, he was used as a foot soldier and a tracker, and the darkling (and nikolai, to an extent) used him to track the amplifiers. he’d always had his agency taken away from him by those with more power, and he’d been used and mistreated almost every time. then he turns around and offers himself and his agency up to alina without a second thought. because he loves and trusts her that much. at this point, it doesn’t seem to him as though there’s any chance of him and alina ever being together or getting a happy ending. he’s not doing it for that. he’s doing it because alina wants to save ravka, and he loves alina, so he wants to help her do that. in all of his indecision about his life and what he is and who he is for alina, he is able to decide that to live in service of her, to live for her, is exactly what he needs to do. he is essentially saying, “i recognise your power and though i am afraid for you, i won’t hold it against you now. instead i’ll help you wield it and fulfil your destiny, even if that isn’t what i want/what i want for you and even if it gets me killed.”
mal is a teenage boy who had to mature very quickly under terrible circumstances. of course he’s not perfect and he makes mistakes, but i cannot for the life of me understand why he is hated on such a large scale. he was an asshole to alina at some points, yes, but alina was usually an asshole right back, and it was only because they were both pining and angry at their situation. if you still don’t like him, fine, but for the love of god, stop calling him abusive/toxic. he’s a good character and a healthy love interest (a rare sight in ya) and malina is a healthy romance. it’s that simple.
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master-of-fluff · 2 years
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polyninja headcannon
jay constantly takes advantage of the height  differance between them making them carry him, hes always asking for a piggyback ride or to be carried on one of thier shoulders
but since zane is the tallest jay ends up on his shoulders more often then not  
he then looks down at the others and tells them he is the ruler of tallandia
and they indulge it calling him things like 'your royal highness'
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Ninjago headcannons about the ninjas education
Jay used to go to school in the city but the other kids bullied him for living in the junkyard so his parents decided to pull him out and homeschool him.
Despite all his knowledge coming from a junk yard  Jay has had the most education out of almost all the ninja.
Cole's father Lou had cole in so many dancing classes that cole had trouble focusing  in school, most times he would end up falling asleep in class so he didn't get much of an education besides in dance.
Zane didn't have an education, didn't  need one since all the information was already downloaded  in his head. His social  skills on the other hand.....
Kai went to preschool and kindergarten but stopped when he his parents disappeared cuz he had to take care of nya, instead of school he spent most his days gathering  sticks to sell as firewood since he wasn't old enough to use the smiting table. Most of his reading and writing skills are self tought and shaky at best.
Nya was homeschooled by kai since they couldn't afford  to send her to real school, but since she didn't have to work like kai, once she picked up the basics she was reading all the books in the library so she has better reading skills then kai but writing skills are kinda ify
Lloyd has the most education of all of them, because, while darkly was all for skipping class, there were classes that were considered 'mandatory' if you want to become an evil warlord being:
Language (cant take over the world if you only know one language)
Dark History ( gotta learn from the previous warlords Mistakes )
Economic class (can't get rich if you don't know how to run an economy)
And reading and writing ( 1. I'm homeschooled so I'm not sure what that class is really called. 2. Can't take over the world if you can't write up a contract )
So yeah Lloyd has the most education.
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Meme i made sometime in January
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Best response's to getting stabbed (but original answers only)to getting stabbed (but original answers only)
"Nice, a free epi pen injection"
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bad quality cuz I can't record for crap but just watched these ants have a battle to the death with this centipede thing: the ants won
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morethanaprincess-a · 2 years
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Oh, very well.
It’s Incorrect Quotes time: Novoselic Royal Family edition.
Since it’ll be a bit long, it’s under the cut.
Before I start, here’s a bit of info I’ve already written and posted regarding her family:
Introductions to Sonia’s extended family
Annual Masquerade Ball mishaps, part 1
Annual Masquerade Ball mishaps, part 2
Queen Valentina: God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog-man, are you??
Sonia: You could just say 'Father!' I'd still know what you meant!
Sonia: (about her mother’s clothes she is throwing out) I could take these down to the charity shop.
Queen Valentina: (splutters) You cannot give these sort of clothes to the poor! Darling, I'm sure they've got enough to contend with without the added humiliation of wearing last season's, sweetie!
Sonia: I mean, you know what it’s like, you’ve given up drinking before.
Liam: Worst eight hours of my life.
Queen Valentina: You’re kind like Rapunzel.
Sonia: What?
Queen Valentina: But instead of letting down your hair you just let down everyone in your life.
Queen Valentina: Well, it’s not often you get to confront your greatest failure face-to-face.
Sonia: Good to see you too, Mother.
Sam: Do you have a self-care routine? Sonia: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents. King Alexandre: Can you pass the salt? Queen Valentina: Can you pass away? King Alexandre: Too much salt. Cecily, watching Prince Liam, Prince Samuel, and Princess Sonia empty an entire bottle of absinthe: Where are your parents? The three royals, deadpan, on Christmas Eve: What are parents? Cecily, wondering if her job is being a secretary or being a therapist: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard. Sonia: You believe me? Liam: Sonia, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. Sam: What the fuck is wrong with you?? Liam: What? No good morning? Sam: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you?? Liam, standing 5′11″: When I was your age- Sam, mocking Liam, standing 6′3″: When I was your height. Liam: Liam: Listen here you little shit- Duchess Olivia: Are you this rude to everyone?! Queen Valentina: Yup. Queen Valentina: Don't think you're special. King Alexandre: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Prince Arthur, patting him on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself. Queen Valentina: Prince Liam, my nephew! Liam: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Queen Valentina: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you. Sonia: What's wrong with you? Sam: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression. Duchess Olivia, still a bit high: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk. Prince Arthur: Go the fuck to sleep Olivia. King Alexandre: Sonia... Sonia: Oh no, 'Sonia' in B flat. Sonia: You're disappointed. Duchess Olivia: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Prince Arthur: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid. Queen Valentina: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Liam: You looked in a mirror? Queen Valentina: someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful. Liam: I hope they've calmed down... Prince Arthur: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig. Sonia: I feel so burnt out. Prince Arthur: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Sonia: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Prince Arthur: Well not if you’re expecting it. Queen Valentina, in a very bitter tone: Do you want some tea? Sonia, hesitantly, because she knows her mother is mad: What are the options? Queen Valentina, in a tone that indicates there’s only one right answer: Yes or no. Sonia, as a little girl, very tired and very scared after having a nightmare: C-Can I sleep in your bed, mother? Queen Valentina: *half asleep* Sonia, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to herself* the Queen. Liam: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Sam: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it. Sonia: Am I in trouble? King Alexandre: Take a guess. Sonia: No? King Alexandre: Take another guess. Anyone, literally anyone, Sonia brings home to meet her family (RIP): Why are you guys acting like this? Sonia, smiling through her tears: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this. Liam: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter. Sam: No you idiot, that’s ours we crashed! Liam: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense. King Alexandre, before he and his wife are meeting any potential spouse for Sonia. Particularly if he’s arranging the marriage or their daughter is bringing home a commoner: Remember what I told you. Queen Valentina, sighing dramatically: Don’t be a cunt. Queen Valentina: You might not know this, Sonia, but I am a flawed person. Sonia: I do know that. Sonia: While I'm gone, you're in charge, Liam. Liam: Yes! Sonia, whispering to Sam: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad. Sam, nodding sagely: Obviously. Sonia: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Liam: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Sam, on his fifth piece of apple tart: Self care is stealing someone’s birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Liam: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. Sam: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Sonia's birthday invitations. Liam: Well, what are they supposed to say? Sam: "Sonia's birthday". Liam: So, what do they say instead? Sam: "Sonia’s bi". Liam: Liam: Works out either way. Prince Arthur: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world. Queen Valentina: Thank you for your sacrifice, Olivia. Sonia: Why would you do that? Sam: Because I feel guilty. Liam: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by our parents to stop us from doing things that feel good. Duchess Olivia: I think Sam is in trouble! Prince Arthur: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest. Queen Valentina: I hate your father. Sonia: "Hate' is a strong word. Queen Valentina: I have strong opinions. Sonia: It’s funny how well you and my mum get along. Didn’t they hate you at first? Duchess Olivia: Your mother hates everybody at first. It’s her way of reaching out to people. Duchess Olivia: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Prince Arthur: Sam, probably.
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the-cornerstone-six · 3 years
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an (incomplete) introduction to the people you'll meet on this blog:
Jonathan Oak: best boy, narrating character, artist and music lover, tenor with a highly developed falsetto voice,
Pronouns: he/him
Race/Ethnicity: Black
Gender: boy
Orientation: demisexual
Favorite Character(s): Miles Morales, Aled Last (Radio Silence), Jane Seymour (SiX)
Signature Color: grey
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Eliza V. Espinar: sweetheart who takes no shit, photographer (will take candids of her friends at will),
Pronouns: she/her
Race/Ethnicity: Latine, Colombian specifically
Gender: girl (butch)
Orientation: bisexual
Misc: she is Deaf & uses hearing aids & speaks ASL
Favorite Character(s): Rose (Wonderstruck), Regan Abbot (A Quiet Place), Spooner Cruz (Legends of Tomorrow), Luisa Madrigal
Signature Color: orange
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Ruby Wilson: absolute queen, psychology major who is going to write the FATTEST book on why being trans is normal, actually, likes to jump-scare people with her lower voice sometimes,
Pronouns: she/her
Race/Ethnicity: Black
Gender: girl (trans)
Orientation: lesbian
Favorite Character(s): Princess Shuri, Wolf (KatAoW), Lt. Nyota Uhura,
Signature Color: red
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Makwa:
Pronouns: she/her
Race/Ethnicity: Indigenous, specifically Ojibwe
Gender: girl
Orientation: asexual lesbian
Favorite Character(s): K Howard (SiX), Isabela Madrigal,
Signature Color: pink
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Caden Cohen: lover boy, definition of little shit, always has a meme for every situation
Pronouns: he/him
Race/Ethnicity: White
Gender: boy (trans)
Orientation: bisexual aromantic
Religion: Jewish
Favorite Character(s): Peter Parker, Luke Skywalker, Steve Rogers, Max Owen(Magical Boy webcomic)
Signature Color: royal blue
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Jules: fashion queen, world record for most cosplays made when she should be sleeping,
Pronouns: she/her
Race/Ethnicity: Rromani
Gender: girl
Orientation: asexual aromantic
Favorite Character(s): Wanda Maximoff (not mcu), Dick Grayson,
Signature Color: green
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plot knowledge necessities:
- note that Cornerstone doesn't have a singular overarching plot, but many smaller ones.
- this story centers around the characters' experiences with different deities and mundanely magical occurances in their everyday life.
miscellaneous:
this story has a pinterest board:
this story has a playlist:
housekeeping things:
- this is a sideblog; i follow back from @evergreen-lyricist.
-all characters are tagged with "[name] my beloved" when they're mentioned
-posts referring to whole group are tagged with "the whole squad my beloved"
-posts about Jonathan, Caden, & Eliza as a polycule will be tagged with "this triangle is fully functional"
-some posts are tagged with "[name] vibes" when they remind me of said character(s)
-there are three different eras of this story: high school, college, and adult life. they are tagged as "[time period] era"
-this blog sometimes runs on a queue.
-here is the link to the incorrect quotes generator i use:
note: this post will be updated over time, but it will always be pinned so that newcomers, and eventual old-timers, will know wtf is going on. this blog is mainly incorrect quotes or vibey reblogs relating to the OCs mentioned above. please feel free to ask me about them!!
double note: please feel free to correct me if i ever say something offensive or incorrect in relation to my character's marginalized identities. i am not white, cis, or straight, but i know i cannot speak for every marginalized group. thank you in advance and have fun here!!
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