gone up for good. some never tried.
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“steve and eddie are dating” I say into the mic. the crowd boos. I begin to exit the stage in shame. “no, they’re right.” I hear voices say from the back. the spotlight turns on them. it’s joseph quinn and gaten matarazzo
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okay but jaskier using carefully neutral petnames when he’s mad at geralt to communicate his displeasure
“what do you think, my scrubbed potato?” “after you, my lukewarm bowl of beef stew” “ah geralt, you partially shined boot”
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What if Philip just goes feral in the human realm and they have to try and bring back some semblance of him being a person so he can help them get back to the demon realm but during that he’s basically a giant cat/dog/deer/man thing
If Camilla IS a vet, then I guess feral Belos is getting a cozy kennel when they catch him. I'm already waist deep in two AUs tho, so this is all I have on this atm. Buuuut I can give you the below pic from my good parent Belos au or tattoo au.
Tattoo au Belos has been using elixirs instead palismen for a long while now. On nights with a new moon though he is more loopy, the elixir only works enough on him to "keep the carkeys". Or he is a big dumb cat-dog-deer thing for the rest of the night.
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another list of batfam headcanons because its finals and im tired
-the kids throw things at bruce when he’s being an ass. cups, pencils, books, silverware, plates, balled up clothing, and one time an entire recliner (jason) bruce only catches what can break on him or break him.
-damian fosters animals regularly and takes great joy in training dogs and rehabilitating wildlife
-tim streams on twitch via vtubing to a)conceal his identity and b) make fun of people. his little persona is probably bird themed
-when jason was first adopted he used to follow alfred around the house so not only does he know the butler’s entire schedule but he’s also learned how to be an efficient cleaner. this carries over into every single one of his safe-houses. on top of that jason is the only kid that can cook successfully.
-steph, jason, and duke take turns commentating on sparring matches like they’re speakers on ESPN.
-jason reads frequently to cass and damian. it didn’t start on purpose it just sort of happened and now it is one of his big brother duties. (he does voices, this is why he got chosen for reading. Jason does voices because Alfred does voices)
-every time tim and jason end up on missions together something gets blown up, therefore they have been banned from working on the same missions.
-tim and steph keep up with youtuber drama religiously, and keep up with several drama channels like it’s their job. they’ll collect videos throughout the week and binge them all in one night.
-jason and dick big brother in different ways but they are suddenly on the same page when it comes to tormenting their younger siblings. they will team up and they are terrifying. there’s no escape. (they are also a little too efficient when they go on patrol together. bruce is SO suspicious)
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My only Mermay piece! i’ve never done anything for may before so here it is. i like how it came out!
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