#hermione: 🤨

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prompt #8: masked ball

pairing: narcissa/hermione word count: 574

❈ written for @sapphicmicrofics ❈

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Face flushed and hot underneath her robes from the dance she had just experienced, Hermione had walked out of the ornate Parkinson ballroom, half-expecting—or rather, half-hoping—that by leaving for the balconies, she’d never be allowed back in. She wasn’t sure why she had agreed to come in the first place, but she never planned to come to another in her entire life.

Not knowing who the hell she was dancing with, because of course magic did more than simply obscure someone’s face partially, but also confounded her memory of where she’d heard her dancing partners’ voices before.

Total anonymity, or at least as close as anyone could get to it barring the usage of something like the Polyjuice potion.

She’d needed air once it all became too much. Her last dancing partner had been a pale-skinned woman perhaps a few inches taller than her in a sparkling white mask, brown hair tied up into an ornate knot. Hermione swore she knew in the back of her mind who the woman was, but magic prevented her from landing on a name.

Tugging off her own mask and setting it on the rim of an elegant pot housing a tall plant next to her, Hermione crossed her arms and leaned her elbows on the railing.

“You’re not supposed to do that,” a quiet voice came from behind her.

Hermione startled, swearing loudly, and turned around to face… the same woman she’d only just danced with. The woman with the gentle touch and alluring, familiar voice that she still couldn’t quite place. The woman who had stirred something warm and wanting in her gut.

“I know. I’m surprised the manor itself hasn’t used magic to evict me from the premises.”

The woman tilted her head curiously, as if she’d given the wrong answer, then raised her hands to undo the bun holding her…

Hermione blinked. “Wait. Wasn’t your hair brown?”

The witch only smiled, her now blonde hair falling to just below her shoulders. “Excellent observational skills, Ms Granger. Do you remember what your invitation said?”

Wracking her memory, Hermione furrowed her brow before it hit her, and in a voice almost a whisper, she repeated the words she’d only first read two weeks prior: “If you so wish to discard your disguise for any reason, simply leave the manor’s interior walls. Re-entry, however…”

“… is explicitly forbidden,” the woman finished for her, fingers grasping an edge of her mask.

Hermione’s heart thrashed within her chest, not by what this meant for her, but for the other witch. “Why… why did you come out here?”

The woman lifted a shoulder in a half-shrug. “Curiosity. Perhaps a sense of guilt that I might have been the one to send you running out here, as well. Salazar only knows that I…”

Yet she trailed off, barely shaking her head, and Hermione caught the muscles of the woman’s throat working as she swallowed the rest of her words down.

Rolling her lips, Hermione gestured toward the witch’s mask. “Were you going to take that off?”

“I—” The woman’s fingers twitched on the fabric of the mask. “Yes, of course. It is the least you deserve now that I am certain of who you are.”

Slowly, almost agonisingly slowly in Hermione’s mind, the woman pulled the mask down to rest against the hollow of her throat, and the shimmer clouding the woman’s distinguishing features disappeared, revealing Narcissa Black.

#to no one's surprise i continue to be unable to shut the fuck up when it comes to writing cissamione #i was gonna try and keep this under 250 words lmao #cissamione #hermione granger #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #sapphicmicrofics #edit: ... why my word count different on ao3 compared to on word 🤨 i straight up copy and pasted lmao

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[hp-hcs]

I just had a Crazy thought. Idk if I’ve EVER read a Ton Riddle x ftm Reader before and now I’m CURIOUS. Pls （＾ν＾）

yk, i dont think i’ve ever seen one either 🤨 which is some BULLSHIT if you ask me

ANYWAYS i have no idea what this is but yk i actually finished something so that’s pretty girlypop. also GODDAMNIT i need more tom using 40s slang

phoenix tears (chapter three of phoenix tears) — 40s! tom riddle x ftm! dumbass! granger! reader

he’s babygirl i don’t make the rules

problem solving by creating more problems, a case study by harry potter and y/n fr

glad to see all of the ftms have found my acc, i love all of y’all mwah

TWs: ‘40s era homophobia; couple of outdated homophobic slurs; i guess tom misgendering reader? but he like, doesn’t even know what being trans is so-

requests? please? i beg??

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“What’s this?” You pulled a wrinkled old book out of Harry’s trunk, sitting down on the wood floor of his dorm, crisscross applesauce.

The cover must’ve once been very fine leather, but it was now warped with water damage and age. The pages were brittle and seemed liable to disintegrate at the lightest touch. But the most prominent part of the book was that there was a charred black hole right through the center.

“Huh? Oh- Tom Riddle’s diary. His very first horcrux,” Harry glanced up at you from where he was also sat on the floor, desperately trying to organize all of the shit that was in his trunk to begin with.

“Is it dangerous?”

“Nope, not in the slightest.”

You opened the cover, the leather creaking and cracking under the slightest pressure. You were surprised to find that the diary was completely blank inside. You flipped through a few more pages; nothing. It was totally empty.

Unless Tom Riddle had only written in the center of where the odd, charred hole was. Which was, y’know, pretty unlikely.

“How’d you destroy it?”

Harry frowned to himself, trying to decide if Runes homework from two years ago should go in the keep or throw away pile. “Basilisk fang. Has Ginny seriously never told you?”

You shook your head, eyes wide. He grinned at you, handing you a stack of various important-looking documents mixed in with past homework assignments to go through, and immediately dove into his story of shallow teachers and secret chambers and blood on the walls.

You gaped at him in awe as he finished his story. “But wait- if Fawkes’ tears were all you needed to like…heal and not die, would the same work on the diary?”

Harry paused, looking up at you. “That’s…a good question.”

“Think we should try?” You asked. “Maybe Teenager Tom could talk some sense into Adult Tom?”

Harry seemed to genuinely consider it before shaking his head. “Ach, but Hermione would kill us.”

Your shoulders dropped and you frowned as you think about your sister. “But…she’s at the Burrow tonight, remember?”

“Well,” Harry said slowly, still on the fence. “If Hermione’s not around to scold us...”

~~~ “This was a terrible idea this was such a terrible fucking idea-”

The diary smoked and hissed, writhing around on the floor. The book flapped open, the pages ruffling around and fizzing.

Scrambling backwards, you clung onto Harry, praying Slughorn wouldn’t walk in. Or worse, Filch.

You’d snuck into the Potions classroom after curfew, hidden under Harry’s invisibility cloak, with the intent of finding phoenix tears. After going through Slughorn’s potion cabinet, you'd found the vial all the way in the back. Which, of course, had led to you two deciding to test your theory about the diary right then and there.

The diary suddenly made a pop noise, like someone cracking bubblegum. It then stilled all of its movement, lying open at the center of the book, when a dark liquid, ink, began seeping out from it. The ink pooled around the book, turning all of the pages black and heavy.

You mentally cursed the stain it would leave on the flagstones.

The diary then erupted with a bright light, rattling against the floor with the exertion of whatever magic it was using.

Harry pushed you back behind him, forcing you to sit down and throwing his invisibility cloak over you, then pulling out his wand. Taking an offensive stance in front of where you were hidden, he waited, every muscle in his body coiled like an animal waiting to lunge.

The light seemed to grow thicker, like honey, and started taking a corporeal form. Then just like that, the light vanished, and the form—a person, by the looks of it—crumpled on the floor in a rather undignified heap.

The person staggered to its- his feet.

Tom Riddle, you thought, holding your breath.

God, he was pretty.

He started laughing, seemingly unaware of neither you nor Harry’s existence. “O Lord and butter, now we’re cooking with gas!”

You blinked. All of that was English, but not a single word of it made sense.

How old was Tom Riddle?

Harry took a tentative step forward, hiding his wand behind his back. “Are…you alright?”

Tom whirled around, startled by the sudden voice. He looked Harry up and down appraisingly before a wild grin spread across his face. “All reet? A schnook done brought me back!” He laughed rather maniacally, eyes gleaming. “What’s your name then? I oughtta thank you.”

Harry’s lips thinned. “We’ve met before, Tom.”

Tom’s eyebrows raised. “We…have?”

Wordlessly, Harry pushed up his fringe.

Tom drew in a sharp breath. “Potter.”

“Riddle.”

“So what, you’ve brought me back to kill me again?” He sneered. “There’s no basilisk around to save you this time, Potter.”

When Tom took a step towards Harry, you gasped quietly—evidently not quietly enough though, because Tom’s head swung around towards you.

He stared straight at you. You held your breath again, praying that he’d go back to threatening Harry, or something.

Instead Tom stepped closer to you, mumbling a quiet Revelio. He smiled and leaned down, tugging the cloak off of your head.

“Well well well, what’s this? A spook?” He pulled the cloak off of you completely, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “Hm. Well aren’t you a bit of a scrag, cookie?”

“I’m…sorry…?” You questioned, baffled. “I don’t speak old.”

Tom’s eyes narrowed. “You’re a bit plain and homely, doll,” he said with a mock-apologetic look on his face. “In the nicest way possible.”

“Aw, shucks,” you said dryly. “I was worried the genocidal maniac who’s killed a bunch of our friends might think I’m unattractive.”

He raised an eyebrow at your sarcasm, looking you up and down again. “Ah. Or are you a swish?” He asked, tilting his head. “Can’t quite tell.”

“A swish?”

“You know, a queer. One of those.”

You cringed. “Harry, make him go back in the fucking diary.”

“Did I hit a nerve, doll?” Tom asked with a smug smile.

“Not really, but I have a feeling that if I have to deal with your ancient ass any longer, you will.”

“Ooh, well ain’t you got moxie, little thing? Tell me, you a dame or a fella?”

“Ah yes, the two genders,” you mumbled under your breath, causing Harry to snort and cover his mouth with his hand. “I’m a uh…‘fella’.”

“You sure look like a gal to me.”

“Yeah, and you sure look like an asshole to me.”

Tom’s eyes narrowed. “Oh, I see. You’re a mudblood, aren’t you?”

“Lot of sass coming from Mr. Pureblood over here.”

Tom took a striding step towards you, his teeth gritted and his fist raised.

“Wow, resorting to Muggle fighting? Wouldn’t expect that from you, Thomas Marvolo.”

His cheeks flared red with anger. “I oughtta-”

“It really sucks being made fun of for your blood status, doesn’t it?” You asked casually.

Tom paused.

He took a step back.

“All reet. I’ll admit, you got me there.”

Harry scowled. “Look, we wouldn’t have brought you back unless we had good reason. And Old You is now indiscriminately killing Muggles, which seems like a pretty fucking good reason, if you ask me.”

“Ah. Yes. That does seem to be an issue,” Tom acquiesced. “But why me?”

“We figured you could reason with Old You?” You jumped in. “Or at the very least, you’re the least corrupted; you have the most soul left.”

Tom shrewdly glanced between you and Harry, then back at you. “What do I get in return?”

You shrugged. “I dunno. What do you want?”

“Not to go back into that damned diary,” he said vehemently. “Never again.”

You glanced over at Harry. He shrugged. “We can try…?”

“Hipper dipper,” Tom replied dryly. “Where do we start?”

~~~

“Well that’s a barney old game the old coot’s been making you play, huh?”

“You’re just saying words,” Harry mumbled, resting his chin on his hand as you all sat at one of the Potions classroom tables. “Not a single part of that was comprehensible.”

“He basically just said that you’re fucked,” you shrugged. “You’ve been doomed to die since you were born. Dumbledore’s been raising you like a lamb for slaughter.”

Tom looked at you, surprised. “Well…yes.”

You rolled your eyes. “Smarter than I look, Thomas.”

“Don’t call me that.”

“I’ll stop as soon as you you stop calling me a fairy.”

He furrowed his brow. “Why’s that bother you so much?”

“It’s a fucking slur, Thomas. This ain’t the forties, or whenever you’re from; people are allowed to be gay now.”

Tom froze, eyes wide. “W-what?”

“Yup.”

“Well, cut off my leg and call me shorty,” he murmured, amazed.

“Wait’ll he finds out you’re trans,” Harry mumbled, snorting.

You elbowed him in the side, rolling your eyes.

“Trans…?” Tom questioned.

“We don’t have that much time, Thomas. Focus up.”

“Natch, all reet,” he shook his head. “Are we ready then? Plan all set?”

You nodded, a sly grin spreading across your face.

“Let’s go fuck some shit up.”

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chapter four

#harry potter #fuck jkr #hp #hp x male reader #x male reader #gay #x reader #tom riddle x male reader #tom riddle x reader #tom riddle #transgender #trans reader #trans

[masonmyluv]

University and Goals - Epilogue

A/N: and with this, the story about Fermin x uni!reader ends 🥺 I hope you enjoyed the story and let me know if you are interested in more stories about Fermin. Thank you to everyone who read the story and left comments, they were super motivating ❤️ I wish you a Merry Christmas 🎄 and see you next year 🫶🏼

Warnings: noneeee

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[ginnyruin]

Do you think Voldemort has a love language? Hermione’s clearly acts of service but I was wondering what his might be. Does he have one at all? 🤨

I believe his “love” language consists of:

1. Delaying the act of taking someone's life immediately after they successfully cast a deadly hex/curse on him or hold a knife to his throat.

2. Recognizing that someone is being dishonest but refraining from pressing the issue due to his patient nature.

3. Issuing a menacing warning of snapping the neck of anyone who dares to touch what he regards as his.

4. Consuming food or beverages that were not personally prepared by him 🥺

Edit: Acts of service and physical touch, but truly: Acts of restraint

The bar is low, but since this is a Tom Riddle/Voldemort fic, you probably recognize that. Of course, this doesn’t mean his character won’t develop over the course of the story!

#asks #Tomione

[cruxxio]

Slytherin boys in The Sims 4

Mattheo and Draco arguing over dinner

Blaise watching them argue while enjoying popcorn

Blaise 'yeah just pretend im not here' Zabini

Potion class....?🤨

Idk what they're doing, I left them alone and they were just arguing in the toilet

My boys doing homework together? 🥺 (Theo alrdy did his and just went somewhere else)

Draco giving Hermione Christmas present <3

... awkward lunch...

cute matt/em moments🥺

Mattheo made everyone (other than the slytherin) enemies until I noticed he was somehow cursed so he would attack everyone he met (I've removed the curse 😭 though it was kinda funny he got into a fight almost every time he met someone new)

#slytherin boys #oc #theodore nott #draco malfoy #tom riddle #mattheo riddle #lorenzo berkshire #simstherin #the sims 4

[whowantslovergirl]

Lovergirls Request list 🤍

Outer Banks

“Just give me that John D already 😫”

John B Routledge

JJ Maybank

Pope Heyward

Sarah Cameron

Topper Thorton

Criminal Minds

“This is calm and it’s doctor 😜”

Dr. Spencer Reid

Derek Morgan

Aaron Hotchner

Emily Prentiss

Euphoria

“Nate Jacobs daddy likes to fuck little kids 😀”

Rue Bennett

Maddy Perez

N*te Jacobs

Fezco

Ethan

Kat Hernandez

C*ssie Howard

Lexi Howard

Eliott

J*les Vaughn

Harry Potter

“Kill us faster? Oh now I can relax! 😍”

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Hermione Granger

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Marvel

“You did not see that coming? 😘”

Loki

Thor

Tony Stark

Natasha Romanoff

Wanda Maximoff

Pietro Maximoff

Scream

“My mom and dad are going to be so mad at meee 😖”

Stu Macher

Billy Loomis

Mickey Alteri

Randy Meeks

Roman Bridger

Charlie Walker

Kirby Reed

Jill Roberts

Tara Carpenter

Ethan Landry

Chad Meeks-Martin

Mindy Meeks-Martin

Friends (Added)

“Im hopeless and awkward and desperate for love! 😁”

Chandler Bing

Joey Tribbiani

Ross Geller

Rachel Greene

Monica Geller

Phoebe Buffay

Miscellaneous

“Name me one person i murdered! 🤨”

Shameless

Lip Gallagher

Fiona Gallagher

Carl Gallagher

Kevin Ball (mostly platonic)

Joker

Ledger

Leto

Phoenix

JJK

Satoru Gojo

Kento Nanami

Bullet Train

Tangerine

Lemon

Ladybug

I do not write for real life people only fictional characters

Smut on this page is very rare bc im terrible at writing it only angst and fluff

All characters are of age unless said otherwise

There will always be warnings in the beginning

Please do not copy any work reblog is ok

Do not be a ghost reader constructive criticism only

Most of these fics will be based on songs from my beloved playlist 😍

I hope you enjoy this page 🤍🤍🤍🤍

#outer banks #criminal minds #euphoria #scream #harry potter #marvel #shameless #bullet train #jjk imagines #friends #x reader

[alopecoidartist]

Harry POTter... Ron WEEDsley... Hermione GANJA....... really makes you think 🤨

[shotmrmiller]

thoughts on shark hybrid reader 🤨

reader finna look like this

on a real note, what would that look like?

all i can think of is viktor krum swimming to get Hermione

[camaleao]

picture this: in 1995, the weasleys (+harry and hermione) somehow end up fucking something up and time travel to somewhere in the 2000’s and, suddenly, the war is over, they are all married, having kids, etc. they actually end up in one of the golden trio’s place and the people who have to get them into their “present” is harry, ron, hermione and ginny and they have no idea how to do it. firstly, they tried to figure things out by themselves because they don’t want the ministry getting involved, but it becomes very hard to try to send them back into the past, while also trying not to reveal any meaningful information like who died, who married who, children, etc, just in case they aren’t able to obliviate them. they try so hard to keep the fact that they are LITTERALLY married to each other from their past selves they eventually can’t figure out how to get them in the past again. when I inagine this, I imagine that this happens around the time where ginny is pregnant with albus (who does NOT have this name in MY universe, seriously I would rather name my child Rudolph rather than albus, why couldn’t they just name him Daniel or smth) and baby james sirius and tiny tiny rose are sleeping in the next room #messy. the fact that they try to keep this all a secret makes the situation extremely hilarious (and it’s even funnier because I imagine that they let little details spill out) and when they finally decide to let the ministry know what has happened and get the all clear to say anything they want because the ministry is going to obliviate them once they go into the past again, they tell the 1995 weasleys all about the war and how their lives have changed since then and obviously mrs.weasley cries the life out of herself because she has like a gazillion grandchildren and it’s all very funny.

IM TALKING ABOUT ROMIONE AND HINNY FLUFF AND MOMENTS AND CHILDREN AND WHATEVER. my heart literally melts

can someone pls write this ?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?! 😍🥰⭐️☀️😘���😻🤩🤨 I’m extremely lazy 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

#harry potter ootp #harry james potter #harry potter #harry x ginny #ginny weasley #romione #hinny #hermione fanfiction #draco x hermione #idk what to tag this as #movies #dramione

[throwthemanaway]

arguing with a Snater who believes we should judge Snape like an irl supremacist (doesn’t matter he switched sides and saved lives) but we SHOULDN’T judge Sirius as a irl SLAVE MASTER because guess whose their fav 🤨

🙈 didn’t believe Sirius abused his SLAVE in the books:

“At which Sirius, ignoring Hermione’s protests, seized Kreacher by the back of his loincloth and threw him bodily from the room.”

🙉 didn’t believe me that WALBURGA was nice to Kreacher when Sirius wasn’t. It took me a while to find in the books. if someone else wants it:

“Harry, Kreacher doesn’t think like that,” said Hermione, wiping her eyes on the back of her hand. “He’s a slave; house-elves are used to bad, even brutal treatment; what Voldemort did to Kreacher wasn’t that far out of the common way. What do wizard wars mean to an elf like Kreacher? He’s loyal to people who are kind to him, and Mrs. Black must have been, and Regulus certainly was, so he served them willingly and parroted their beliefs.

they think Lucius mistreats Dobby but Sirius mistreating Kreacher doesn’t count. Typical Marauders fandom. Abuse is determined by the quality of the victim not the acts of abuse

@moonlightdancer26 tagging you bestie

#anti sirius black #anti snaters #😩 tired #😡😡😤 #House elf slavery #Book quotes for anyone who will use them later #walburga black #anti marauders #Pro Kreacher

[moonlightdancer26]

Name 5 hottest female characters in HP!

1. TONKS 😫😫

2. FLEURR

3. Hermione (only when she was an adult tho 🤨🤨)

4. Ginny (I just know she and I would’ve had the biggest crushes on each other) (again only when she was an adult 🤨)

5. Narcissa/Bellatrix/Lily/yeahIcantchoose

#hp women>>>>>> #they’re so gorge #harry potter #hp #ask #asks

[amandinemoon]

Some old portraits of HP characters that I still believe bearable to see somehow 🤨

Harry Potter (with a real scar and not some stupid emoji-kind of scar)

Bill Weasley (supposed to be accurate but now I'll draw him with different looking scars)

Freeeeed my beloved

And Hermione that Queen

Yes I'm chaotic stfu I've the flu and I'm tired because of school

#harry potter #harry potter fanwork #ao3 #fred weasley #harry potter fanfiction #weasley twins #digital illustration #harry potter fanart #hermione granger #bill weasley #please give me attention I'm bored #promis je te reveille pas cette nuit lysandre #I'm awkard and deseperate for love like chandler bing says

[katenoteight]

Miss. Eight,

If I may?

Ah, alright, *lights up fake cigar* you go by the name Kate, I suppose? If I’m correct, 🧐

Well… Miss Kate, *blows out fake smoke and coughs……sweet Merlin….give me a second *

*awkward silence*

A-As, hmm….as I was saying, Miss Kate your wip intrigues me so much. That I wonder what made you think of writing it? Now, no pressure, I know how writing can be difficult. I just want to let you know that you have succeeded in having me think about that cliffhanger, everyday.

It’s almost as if that was your wicked little plan, very fair.

*tips hat*

I bid you good day….. I said good day 🤨🥺

The score:

Kate: 1 + ♾️

Nena Anon: 0

Well hello again Nen - I mean... Anon! 🥸

Nice touch with the fake cigar. I could almost see you turn in the office chair all film noir style.

Now, to answer your question - the WIP was the initial idea for Romione trope fest and I have it outlined and all... then realized it would be such a multi that I did not have the time to do it now and leave it hanging 😅 (bc of the fics I effing need to finish first). So did Magic Matches instead.

Anyhow, to quench your curiosity for now - its muggle AU, Hermione is married and living a life she is not enjoying... She hops on a train one Saturday morning and ends up in a little place where she stumbles into a certain redhead. They gravitate to one another, becoming the most peculiar friends first... 🤫🤭 It's gonna be a long ride 🥲

And yes, I am terribly wicked. All cliffhangers and shameless teasing from me. But you love it, so hush 😘

#current wip #romione #ron weasley #muggle au #hermione granger

[villainsblog97]

Xdinary Heroes in Hogwarts

So as some of you may know I love Harry Potter, Ive grown up with it and recently I found out Gaon likes Harry Potter as well... I also saw the pics from the fansign. So obviously I had to place the others in hogwarts. Here is what I think each house the members would be in and how they would be in Hogwarts!

Warnings: some mentions of spells and potions.

Scenario: fantasy, Harry Potter AU, headcannon

Gun-il ❤️🦁🪄

Obviously our brave leader would be a Gryffindor

Gotta admit

He'd probably be a prefect too

He's also the star of quiditch

Either the Seeker

Or the Keeper

He never loses either

He's loved by all the teachers

I feel like he's very responsible

He's the Hermione Granger of his time

He's gaining all the house points

He's answering every question thrown at him

I think he would possibly be a half blood

So he has experience in the muggle world

And the magic world

He makes his parents very proud either way

Jungsu 💛🦡🪄

Our sunshine

Need I say more?

Jungsu was tough because he's either a Hufflepuff or a Gryffindor

But I ended up going with Hufflepuff

He's such a sweet guy

But I feel like Jungsu is the type of Hufflepuff you should never underestimate

He's smart

And also works hard

He won't let anyone get in his ways of his goals

I feel like he's a master at Herbology

He knows not to stick his finger in a screaming Mandrake

He also knows the specialty of Gillyweed

He's clumsy so Quidditch could end bad

Or it could end with him accidentally nearly swallowing the golden snitch

Who knows

He's definitely a pure blood

Full blown wizard boy!

Making his house proud of him

Gaon 💙🦅🪄

Now this one was tricky

This boy could literally be in ANY house!

I could see the Sorting Hat actual sweat 😂

But Jiseok is so smart

So I think Ravenclaw would be a good fit for him

I feel like he would know all the history of his house

Like the Gray Lady Helena

The diadem she posses

Even some of the past students in Ravenclaw

He'd know it all

I also feel like he's a fantastic quidditch player

Definitely a beater

Or a Keeper

He also knows some advanced spells

Like ones you don't learn in your first 3 years

He could also try for the Tri-Wizard Tournament!

He could even win it too!

He's also either a half blood

Or non magic parents (I don't use the MB word 🤨)

But either way he's not all that perfect

You know him and Jooyeon are gonna have some fun around the castle

Keeping the prefects on their toes

O.de 💚🐍🪄

The very first time I saw Seungmin

(Yes in a clown nose saying "Weee!!!")

I knew right there

This boy's a Slytherin

You just kind of look at someone and think

"Yeah I bet they're a Slytherin"

Welp that was Seungmin

Now he's like a total flirt

Definitely a bad boy

Yet still manages to get his house some house points

Keep up in all his classes

And pass his owls with a perfect score

Who does he do it?

He's also very skilled in Dueling club

A smirk on his face when he knocks down his opponent

(🥴)

He's definitely a pure blood

I mean not like the Malfoys...

But rich like them

But he loves his friends

And he wouldn't trade them for anything

JunHan 💙🦅🪄

Jun Han was another tricky one

Like Jungsu

He could have either been Ravenclaw or Gryffindor

But I feel like his reserved personality puts him in a better fit for Ravenclaw

Jun Han is shy

But he has his fun side

He would definitely be the focused one in his classes

I feel like he would take a liking to multiple classes like transfiguration, and care of Magical Creatures

So yes

He got a time turner so he could experience multiple classes

He'd definitely enjoy freaking out Gaon

He also looks like the kind to spend his spare time in the astronomy tower

He loves the view from it

He's also a sucker for Hogsmede

Junhan would have non magic parents

It's just how I see it

He also talks to the paintings on the walls as he passes by to get to his common room

(My heart)

Jooyeon 💚🐍🪄

Again with Jooyeon

Definitely a Slytherin

His mischievous side

And his fun energetic side

Makes the perfect combination

He probably gets his house, house points without even trying

Now idk why

But the boy looks like a potions master

Like he'd kill it at potions!

As good as the Half Blood prince himself

He loves messing with the prefects

Especially Gun-il

He's always forgetting the password to the common room

He's also always pulling pranks

Like he lives as Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Him and his Nugget Gaon are always messing students

Bullies beware

Jooyeon is afraid of heights

So no quidditch

He likes to stay on the ground

He would also freak out the first time the stairs moved

Another pure blood

His parents might occasionally be disappointed in his decisions

But come on

It's Jooyeon

Hope everyone enjoyed it! Also congratulations to My boys for taking Rookie of the Year and Best Band Performance at MAMA! and thank you Villains for making it possible!! I love you guys so much and I'm so proud of all of you! 🥳

#xdinary heroes #gun-il #jungsu #gaon #o.de #junhan #jooyeon #harry potter au #hogwarts au #magic #spells #quidditch

[thecasualauthor]

The snippet of Hermione and her parents……

You want to know what I think?!? Em, you know what!

I need to petition for you to change your url to thebrilliantauthor18 😩 I just got to work and i feel so bad for Hermione. The angst is amazing especially the last line. At first i thought it was just Hermione feeling bad about keeping secrets until I realized she was thinking about the way she’ll obliviate her parents. Just so you know I was eating ramen noodles and I choked on the noodles while waiting to get out of my car and clock into work. 😭 😭 now my throat hurts because of this (well and my own intelligence of reading angst while eating 😅)

My god!

So freaking good, I love angst so much and I absolutely cannot wait to read this Hermione centric fic 🥹🥹🥹 I hope my heart can take the pain you put my girl through. My heart is your to do whatever you please with

It’s like f#ck my feelings, right? 🤨

But also thanks for the angst

🥹

Nena you absolute gem ILY <3 I hope your throat feels better soon!!

Haha yes this fic is plenty angsty, but it also has a lot of happy moments too! It's bittersweet, but I'm very excited to finish it and get it out! It has made me tear up while writing, for good and for bad, so.... make of that what you will lol.

#hermione granger