Being on Twitter long enough to understand concepts like "brutal ratio" probably makes me a worse person overall, but on the other hand this is very funny.
Between Jellie the ravager, the Jellie pandas, and you know actual cat Jellie, I’m just going to go ahead and headcanon that Jellie is either a shapeshifter or an eldritch creature of some kind or maybe both
actually I will say all the “who could the new member be???” speculation has made me realize is. boy can those hermits sure hermit. I’m not sure ANY of them play much minecraft with literally anyone who isn’t each other. if it weren’t for grian spearheading first the life series and then the crossover in what now reads to me as a blatant “NOW MAKE FRIENDS I WANT MY FRIENDS TO BE FRIENDS” moves, I’m not sure we’d even have this much of a usual suspects list. no WONDER one of the guys on the shortlist of “most likely candidates” isn’t hermit-adjacent, we’re already out of hermit adjacent guys because they are TOO BUSY BEING HERMITS. LIKE THE LITERAL KIND OF HERMIT NOT THE—
Joe is putting his computer into a new case while doing an "arts and craft" stream with Cleo today. He has a tiny inset camera view to let us see another side of the room, but it is in the corner and tilted to 45 degrees for no apparent reason. Whatever he has done to broadcast the stream makes Cleo sound like she has put her mic inside a sock. He has no green screen but he is still wearing his chromakey glasses and tank-top, which makes me wonder if he has the same fashion sensibility IRL that most of the ccs have for their character skins, which is "If I change anything, the viewers might not know it's me." He is trying to figure out the best way to get more magnetic power onto his screwdriver before sticking it into the guts of his computer. Cleo's cat is attacking her. Everything is very chaotic in the quietest, calmest way.
Yes you may here he is. Funny I'm posting this on a Friday, cause I know this metallic little jerk likes Rebecca Black. He prolly listens to "Friday" an unhealthy amount.
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