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cryptskeep · 11 hours
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oough hermitcraft fans cmere I need to infodump about my thirty different aus
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ilexdiapason · 2 months
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[@theminecraftbee inspired this fic! hermitcraft season 10's south neighbourhood becoming werewolves for the bit, ft. ren's propensity to take it seriously, and being the only one who does]
It was Stress who started it.
"C'mon, it'll be fun! I've never been a wolf before!"
"Werewolf," Ren corrects, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose tetchily. "And it's not fun. It's a chronic condition that needs constant management and can lead to some serious carnage if it's not properly cared for."
"Ah, who cares about a bit'a carnage? It's, like, week two. People die, they'll come back, no harm done. And you're tellin' me you don't see the appeal in a pair'a teeth like that?"
"Not - not really?"
Stress huffs, good-natured, tilting her head and baring her neck. "Think about it!"
"That's vampires," says Ren, "you're thinking of vampires who bite necks. Werewolves don't have a designated spot to bite. Because, like I said, it's not supposed to be fun. You're not supposed to want it."
She sighs loudly and uprights herself. "Alright. Figure something else out, then, shall I?"
"Do what you will," he tells her.
And then...
Well, it's a very unfortunate coincidence, is what it is.
He doesn't mean to get as wrapped up in his Ministerial Administrative duties as he does. There's a lot of paperwork that Xisuma cheerfully shrugged off on him when he realised Ren was assuming an admin position willingly - inventory checks and server code assessments and Right To Host permits that all need to be thoroughly combed through before they can be signed off on. It's not the most interesting job in the world, but Ren's been dying for a bit of busywork for a little while now. Strange how a life full of nothing but card games and deadly dungeons can leave you pining for the simpler days.
But the evening stretches on, and the letters start to swim before his eyes a little, and it's all too easy to just let himself rest on top of the pile of papers for a second before he gets back into things, gently lit by the glow of the full moon...
Ren wakes up, as he does more often than he'd care to admit, entirely naked.
He's in the street. Or what will be the street once the roadworks have gone underway, which is currently a patch of grass like all the other patches of grass around him. His office is maybe fifty blocks eastward, his trousers are nowhere to be seen, and the sunlight is altogether far too bright for him to take in much more than that.
Once he stumbles back to the office with naught but a pair of paws for cover, he finds his sunglasses and his shirt, and he can start putting the pieces together. Namely that his upper body is quite thoroughly splashed with blood, his claws are also caked in red, and the vial of wolfsbane he was meant to take last night is sitting unopened on the floor amid a pile of shredded paperwork.
So. Erm.
Some explaining to be done, then.
His clothes were shredded by his transformation, but of course he's got spares on hand for emergencies exactly like these ones. Shame about his periwinkle tie; it's going to need a cold wash, a hot wash, and a good bit of stitching to get it back in pristine condition. Unless he could convince Xisuma to do a rollback, but he doubts it at this early point in the season where so many people are working through the night to get themselves set up. Mending will have to suffice.
He also finds his comm lying in the wreckage. The chat history is... illuminating.
<Iskall85> is that ren i see outside?
<Xisuma> Looks like
<Iskall85> oh dear
<Iskall85> oh dear oh dear
<Iskall85> everybody keep your doors locked unless you want to become a werewolf
<StressMonster101> ...
<Iskall85> stress???
<StressMonster101> well i was finkin about it?
<Iskall85> you're insane
<Iskall85> go on then. girl's night
<StressMonster101> false! you coming?
<falsesymmetry> to get infected with lycanthropy?
<falsesymmetry> yeah, alright
<ZombieCleo> did i hear girls night?
<Iskall85> i take it back. we're ALL insane
<falsesymmetry> wait, this won't kill me, will it?
<Iskall85> yes??? what do you think turning into a werewolf is
<falsesymmetry> oh, better not risk it then
<Iskall85> only on the hermitcraft server
<hypnotizd> do NOT start without me
Ren blinks, and blinks again, and checks his claws, as though he might be able to tell which of his friends' blood is under them.
Girl's night. They're all transformed into hideous creatures of the night just like him because they thought it would be fun. And here he stands uncognizant of any of it.
He's gonna need to call another meeting.
(At sundown, though. Today is a writeoff for the vast majority of the neighbourhood. Worse than any hangover, trust me.)
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artfool · 2 years
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 Scout stood, staring upwards as fire burned the falling rocks that pierced the atmosphere. He saw the light, bathed in recollection and said: “I laughed.” “Hmm?” Pearl asked, rolling over before she realized who had spoken. “Scout?”  He didn’t respond. Slowly, the four glanced at one another before Pearl asked quietly with thick tension: “Grian?”  “I laughed,” Grian repeated, voice haunted and flat. “When I fell.” Covet - chapter 13 by @digitalta
fanfictions that make me go insane (for real) (not clickbate)
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Do not repost! Reblogs appreciated :D
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k-asternix · 8 months
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The expansive, seemingly infinite crater of the perimeter makes for some nice eye candy, Grian thinks.
He's sure Doc would object to that characterisation. That is, if Doc were present and able to read Grian's thoughts. But for now at least, the buttercup camp is occupied only by its rightful owners: Grian, Mumbo and Scar. The three of them are sitting on a soft pastel picnic blanket. Grian is in the middle, with his wings wrapped comfortably around the two other men.
It's a rare peaceful moment between the trio. He doesn't mean to disturb that peace but the mental image of a god-like, omnipotent, omnipresent Docm77 is too powerful not to provoke some kind of reaction.
He giggles and his attempts to stifle that giggling only serve to worsen the situation: pretty soon he's full on laughing and there's nothing he can do to stop himself.
To his left, Scar groans "Griaaan. I was nearly about to fall asleep and you just woke me up! What's so funny, huh mister?"
Grian rolls his eyes at Scars dramatics, not intending to give an answer but then Mumbo pipes up "Yes. I'm also curious to know what's got you in hysterics."
"Well… I was just thinkin'.... wouldn't it be funny if Doc was like… an all seeing mind reader?"
"Funny?!?" Scar shouts "Grian, that's terrifying!"
"Hey, in my defense it isn't real! Doc can't actually read anyone's mind."
"I mean…mind reader Doc could be real." Mumbo hums.
"What do you mean he could be real?!? Oh, if you two keep up with all this crazy talk I'll never get to sleep!"
"It's not crazy talk." Mumbo says "Think about it: Grumbot prime came from a different universe, what if that means there's a whole multiverse out there? It wouldn't be so much of a stretch to say that Doc could be a mind reader in at least one of them."
"Mumbo, that's horrible." Scar whines, burying his face in Grian's feathers.
"I don't think it's horrible. If Mumbo is right and there is a whole multiverse that means there's a universe where there's…I don't know…infante theme parks?"
"Or a world of infinite Jellies! That would be so cute! Okay, maybe the multiverse isn't so bad. Wait! Do you think there's a world where we're pirates?"
"You were a pirate," Mumbo points out "back in season six."
"I had a pirate base. But I wasn't living the pirate life. I didn't do enough pillaging and plundering."
Now that's a scary thought. Scar, sailing the seven seas and robbing anyone and everyone he comes into contact with—Grian has no doubt that pirate Scar would be a force to be reckoned with. He can imagine it clearly.
"Maybe there is a world where you're a pirate." Grian muses.
"Oh I don't doubt it! Say, Grian, Mumbo, what would your ideal universes look like?"
Mumbo puts his hand to his chin "I'm not sure. Mine would probably be something silly. Like a world where the rules of gravity are mailable or where there's more redstone parts to play with or where I have crazy unrealistic superpowers."
"Mumbo, in my eyes your redstone making abilities are a superpower."Mumbo laughs, flushing red at the compliment. "I'm not sure if it's a superpower—" he turns to Grian "Err—what about you? What's your ideal universe?"
Grian looks up towards the sky as he ponders the question. He tries to imagine something better than what he has now but his mind draws a blank.
Really, he has everything he could need; seemingly endless building supplies, time and space to work on his various projects, the freedom to do what he'd like, friends who love him and are willing to put up with his constant pranks. Some nice eye candy.
Grian shifts his gaze back to Scar and Mumbo.
"You know, I think I'm living in it."
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lovedbee · 1 year
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funny banana pose. @foxgloveblue
read pale in a liminal moon on AO3!
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braxiatel · 3 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Relationships: Rendog/GoodTimesWithScar, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Additional Tags: Soulmates, Royalty, Line of Succession, Politics, Political Drama, Soulmate marks,  Minor Injuries,
After nearly two decades in power, Queen Lizzie wants to retire to spend more time with her newly discovered soulmate, Joel. It is only right that her loyal knight and closest advisor, General Ren, would be named as her successor seeing as she has no children to pass it to.
Trouble arises when Lizzie's estranged sister Cleo puts forth her son, Scar, as a direct descendant of the royal line.
One has the claim of blood, another the approval of the current monarch, but which of the two men will triumph in the end?
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My fic for the Vault’s secret santa has been revealed! This was written for the amazing @sparksnevadas. 
Make sure to check out the other fics in the collection as well, everyone involved is a great writer and/or artist in their own right! (Love you all very much friends <3)
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evilrat-sabre · 6 months
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Soooooo, this Stressful situation has ended! It's a story about Zombies and I was one of the beta readers for this delightful fic! I ended doing some fanart, that I had to hold until now!
Zombies are my favorite type of monster and I absolutely loved every second of this fic! Go give a read that it is great, Snake(@mawofthemagnetar) write some very good stuff and it's always a delight!
Oh yea and happy halloween everyone!
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pixelfun20 · 2 months
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Hey look. I wrote a fic based off of @definitelynotshouting’s Hunger AU! Of course, it ended up being a lot longer than I expected it to be… so I ended up splitting it into chapters. The first part came out today - check it out!
Summary:
what if someone had told us that we didn’t have to
be bleeding in order to be open?
what if someone had told me
that a wound was not the only way
to travel into the center of myself?
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Five times Grian finds his worth in others, and one time he sees it in himself.
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floef-likes-minecraft · 2 months
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Exploration
From Exploration, a short fic about Gem and Etho exploring in the early days of Season 10 of Hermitcraft.
“You wanted Sniffer eggs, right?” Etho squinted, looking at the horizon as if he could spot eggs like that. As far as Gem was aware, he couldn’t. Then again you could never be sure with Etho. Maybe his Eldritch powers included x-ray vision. “That means we need a warm ocean. Do you know any oceans around?”
“You were supposed to be the directions guy,” Gem laughed. “But I believe if we follow the river and go around that island there, we should hit an ocean. Impulse said we should anyway.”
“In Impulse we trust in that case,” Etho concluded before the two started to descend the gigantic Cherry Grove plateau. Xisuma had managed to find the most beautiful Seed, with large plains dotted with mountain plateau’s and crossed with rivers. Everybody was sticking relatively close together, though not as close as last Server. While that had been great, Hermits were still Hermits and liked their personal space.
Before Gem could, Etho had produced a boat and pushed it into the water. He hopped in, offering Gem a hand before taking the oars. Gem didn’t complain as that meant Etho would be doing the hard work and she could just do some sightseeing. The start of a new Server was always exciting, but also a bit strange. Everything was untouched, there were still deserts filled with sand an plains with plenty of grass. Doc hadn’t managed to brainwash the zombies and Bdubs hadn’t wrangled up all horses in the immediate vicinity. It was pure and beautiful and new.
Not for long, however, because a Celestial and Eldritch were rowing a boat across the ocean. Sometimes Gem still wondered how she had ended up in this situation.
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frootyloopy · 9 months
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Been in a bit of writing kick today!!
Sea creature Scar au by the wonderful @stiffyck who inspires me constantly!! Love sharing my thoughts with you king <33
Trigger warnings: body horror, emetophobia
It's been nearly five years, since he left them on that pathetic little island. The treasure wasn't what the tall tales had explained, it was a mix of fool's gold and scratched jewels. It looked so beautiful when he'd opened the lid of the box, but when he'd opened it again on the SS Flying Jellie miles from shore, distant shouting still faintly ringing in his ears, it'd be nearly empty. He didn't realize the true "treasure" that was in the box until weeks later. It started slowly, with his hair starting to fall out. It took only three months for the tentacles to start growing in. They started at his hairline, bulging under his skin. He thought he'd gone insane when they started to *move*. By the end of the year his hair was gone and replaced by a slimy writhing mass. He used their hats to hide it. Ironic really, considering he didn't even realize it was that horrible box that caused him to lose his hair until the gnawing regret that was eating him alive by abandoning them made his gaze linger for a little too long.
He spent weeks nauseous, spitting up blood that would turn black once it hit the deck and *bubble* as it dried. He didn't realize it stopped looking like blood until he'd spent a night drinking and had watched it cover his hands after leaving the shore too soon. That was the first night the rumors started, when he'd left the bar without a tip after someone had taken one of his hats off the pile as a joke. A tentacle slithered along his neck, normally hidden by the neat little stack, and had caught someone's attention. His boots were loud against the wooden pier, and his hands were raw from how he untied his ship by yanking on the knot until it gave. By year three his veins, once a dark dark blue, began to turn a sickly dark green. He realized that night that eventually, there will be nothing left of him. Not unless he stops the curse, or somehow is able to reverse it.
(His prayers whispered to the shrill night air have always felt unanswered. But they turned from unanswered to ignored.) His nightly prays began to sputter out after that. He knows only a god or deity could reverse what's been done, as only a god or deity could have *done* this in the first place. It becomes a mantra. He has to find them, he has to prove he is no longer heartless. That he has learned his lesson. Time ticks on slowly as he tries to grow prepared enough to look, but the amount of things he can find to do before that is growing slimmer and slimmer. The whispers at the back of his thoughts go ignored as he begins the trek, on the same date their own had began, four years after. There's something eating away at him, and his hands shake as he sails. His hands have always ached, but they've started to *burn* as he gets ever closer to the island. He doesn't know what he should expect, but he took off their hats and left them in long abandoned and neglected rooms. No one has been allowed to stay where they did, and he refuses to try. He boarded them up, at one point, but the nails would slowly pull out and be *placed* neatly in front of his door. He stopped trying after the third night it happened. His hair seems nervous, as his destination grows closer. No longer is it unruly and unmanageable, it seems almost *scared*. He doesn't want to think about why.
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By the time he arrives, he's taken aback by the sheer *foliage*. The once barren island, with long snaking roots covering every shore and hiding in deep murky dark water, looks almost *pretty*. It's taken care of, and looks loved, in some strange way. It makes him uncomfortable. This isn't right, he must be at the wrong place. But the pier he once docked at is in the same place on his map, and the shores haven't changed, but they're *cleaner*. He hates it. He hates how nervous he is. He feels like the sea is rising inside of his torso and trying to pour out of his mouth. When he spits over the side of the hull, the taste of salt is undeniable. He goes through the long errands of docking, anchoring, and exiting his ship. His knees ache as he leaves his vessel and hit a long familiar uncaring wood.
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Hello! Hope you're having a great day!! could I request a Scar x a mute reader, thanks!
Also may I be 👑 anon? (They/Them)
Welcome, 👑anon! I’m happy to have you!
Sweet Silence
c!Scar x mute!Reader
Summary: When you don’t talk, Scar is happy to fill the silence between you.
Warnings: None here, just fluff!
Note: The reader uses messages on their communicator and sign language to communicate. 
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You didn’t speak. That was just a fact. And on the HermitCraft server, that was fine. After a moment of initial surprise, the hermits were happy to accommodate, giving you time to respond with your communicator or through sign. All of them were kind and considerate, but one of them shone like a beacon to you.
Scar was never the quietest hermit. Smooth-talking and full of ideas, he loved to share. And you loved to listen. For hours, you would spend time around him to hear his voice as he showed you his newest build or described his next business venture. Whenever you typed out a comment or a question, there was hardly a pause as he read it, and it felt as natural for Scar to respond to your messages and signs as if he were speaking to one of the others. 
The other hermits watched as you picked up on each others’ habits. Scar spoke animatedly with his hands and started to mimic some of the signs you used most often. You adapted to his quick pace, nodding along and taking on a similarly upbeat tone in your signing. It was no secret in the server that the two of you were close.
Soon, Scar and you announced that you’d be working on something together: lessons in sign for all the hermits who wanted to learn. While Scar was no master, he’d picked up enough from spending time with you to know the basics, and to share those with his friends. 
You were happy to teach them, and it didn’t hurt that Scar wanted to learn more on the side. You were always happy to spend time with him. He was sweet, kind, and very compassionate, energetic and optimistic. It took only a short time for you to realize that your feelings for him weren’t entirely platonic.
The first few weeks went by, and your lessons were a hit among your friends. Many of them showed up for the first one, and some of the less social hermits asked if you would be willing to do smaller groups, which you were absolutely able to do.
But in between them all, you kept coming back to Scar. He was your biggest supporter. Whenever you were teaching the others, he stood slightly to the side, watching your movements intently. Several times, you caught him practicing the signs out of the corner of your eye, though you never could quite tell what he was signing, as he stood at a slight angle. 
But the thing that surprised you most was one day outside of these lessons. Scar had sent you a message, saying he had something to show you. You arrived at his base soon enough, expecting him to show you a new build or shop. And he did, giving you a quick tour of a new section of the base. But after a moment, he stopped and looked at you. Expecting him to say something, you tilted your head in question.
Instead of words, he instead raised his hands to sign a simple message.
I love you.
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elis-corner · 1 year
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Multiple comfort hermits? feeling down mentally atm...
Anon, you sent this at the exact time I was reading comfort Hermit fics.
And yes I lost motivation halfway at one point, but two months later and I'm back XD
Hope you're okay, love <3 Enjoy the selection of Hermits decided on by my good pal Kat
Rendog
Ren considers some of his canine traits to be advantages. Entirely understandable. A superb sense of smell, sensitive hearing… who wouldn’t be appreciative? At least, as long as you’re not near Bdubs, sensitive hearing is great.
There are times when he finds himself appreciating them more, though.
Until you’d met Ren, it was only a myth in your eyes that dogs were extremely empathetic. It didn’t take long for your opinion to change.
He was the one you knew you could turn to for comfort and to have someone who’d just be there to sit and listen
It meant the world.
Sometimes, though, life throws things at you that are hard to handle, and it becomes a struggle to open up and be honest with others and yourself.
It’s times like that when Ren works his magic.
The moment he walks into your base he knows something is up You’re not bustling around, working or planning whatever new idea you’ve concocted. Instead, he can hear your quiet sniffles from a few rooms over.
Within a second he’s speeding in the direction of your voice, and the moment he finds you he’s sitting beside you, pulling you close so he can hug you
His grip is tight as he asks what’s wrong, the concern in his voice so painstakingly obvious that all your emotions begin to come flooding out.
He sits there and listens to you, tossing whatever assurance or compliment or opinion he feels you need. If it’s real bad he’ll pull out the jokes. If you don’t show a hint of a smile it’s innuendos from then on.
He doesn’t leave your side, even if you insist you’re feeling better, and if any other hermit offers to help instead it’ll become more persistentHe’s a bit possessive. Just a bit.
He can’t stand the idea of you being there alone, and though occasionally annoying, it’s more endearing than anything.
There have been incidents when he’s gotten a bit too worried, though…
‘I’m serious, Y/n! It’s alright! You can talk to me!’ ‘Ren, I’m not in the mood or state to have you over. I’m getting changed. Please, can you just lea–.’
Needless to say he believed you the next time you used that “excuse”.
Xisuma
Can I even begin to describe X finding out you’re not having a great time? The answer is I can.
Think concern, hugs, words of comfort, and lots of empathy and attention
Think of a sad puppy. That’s him. Without taking how jacked he is into consideration.
On one of his regular checkups making sure you’re okay he’s bound to have figured out something isn’t right
He won’t outright address it at first, instead giving you as much space and time as you need
If you don’t want to talk he won’t force you to
When you inevitably approach him, though, it’s all love and care for the next month or so.
Compliments, stories, hugs, little activities for the two of you to do together… anything to see you smile again 
It breaks his heart seeing you upset ❤️
Mumbo
Man doesn’t quite know what to do.
What if he makes it worse? What if it doesn’t help?
Mumbo is either going to do something small and sweet or huge and sweet.
Either way, there’s a 50% chance of it going wrong.
But that’s okay! It’s part of the charm! You laughing at him almost burning his base down was entirely part of his plan!
There’s not much to write since it could be summarised in a single sentence: He has no clue what to do, but the man’s trying his best *insert TBH creature face here*
Scar
mmmmmmmm the way he hums while he builds, the way he talks to himself, the weird little noises he makes when he takes too much fall damage or is jumped asdakjdahdkajshdaskjdh adorbs :sob (Note: this part was written by Kat but I’m leaving it here)
When you’re upset he doesn’t really understand the concept of personal space Prepare to be swaddled in blankets, love, comfort foods… whatever he can think to give you
If there’s something he thinks (or knows) you like, you can be sure as hell he’ll do it. He’ll sing your favourite songs, put on your favourite movie, go shirtless if you’re into that… anything for you.
Will Scar sit and listen? Of course! What else is he there for?
Jellie, being the best girl she is, leaves Scar’s side to snuggle with you. No scratching today, just adorable love.
Speaking of adorable love; the look of pure love and admiration Scar gives you while you talk. Man knows how to validate your feelings for sure.
If you’re still not happy after a day of treatment by Scar, don’t fall asleep. It may be a good thing to rest, but know that he’s going to ask either Cub or Grian for advice, and that’ll end in disaster.
By the end of it, you’ll be all laughs and giggles (or groans of annoyance), and Scar will be able to sleep easy knowing he made your day the slightest bit better.
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It's finally here!!!! It's finally finished!!! The Sky Weighs Heavy Tonight is a phenomenal hermitcraft fanfiction by @mawofthemagnetar that everyone should check out here
I printed it out as a book and designed a cover for it because this story lives incredibly rent free in my mind and I wanted to hold on to it forever
Sometimes however mistakes are made, and as seen below I accidentally ordered it in A4 instead of A5 first, so now I have a normal book sized version and a textbook sized version. For fun I suppose
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sillyfairygarden · 1 year
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“but oh, the bloom”
cover art for my hermitcraft scarian fantasy AU, inspired by jack london’s “the star rover”. closeups and more under the cut:
drawing art for my own writing is an act of pure self indulgence, and something that has always been very high on my to-do list. i feel like the way i write and draw are very intertwined, and getting to flex both parts of my creative brain is just, well, very wonderfully fun :D
back in september i created my first fic cover art, something that had been a huge challenge for me. it was also a special gift for a special person, and while it’s no longer up its something i look back to fondly.
so saying all that to say this was very, very fun. i have been slowly coming out of what was a multi-month long deep, painful turn in my depression. one of the things that has gotten me through that is creating again, catering to myself and trying to re-learn the confidence i once had 😭
ok ok closeups! scar and pearl’s faces turned out exactly like my sketch! i was considering adding other characters and the castle, but the dreamland-constellation animals won out.
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evilrat-sabre · 7 months
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I PREFER MY TANGO DEAD
Welcome to first edition of “I Prefer my Tango Dead” (and undead), where we compile the whole-ass genre of fics that start out by murdering our specialist little boy. :D (That or he’s an entity of some sort piloting around a meat suit, it’s close enough…)
Random Ao3 commenter: Why is there so many fics where the author kills Tango?
Us: yes.
This beautiful list is provided to you by EvilRat and @azzayofchaos, have fun!
In this list we compiled 19 fics(and counting) that "kill" Tango Tek some way or another, he isn't the main character in all the fics(In some he only appears in a single chapter), but he is dead. Have fun!
Random questioner: How do you decide Tango is dead?
Me: Idk man me and Karma(Azzay) just scream in each others DMs
Karma: It's weird, sometimes being a robot counts, sometimes not.
We have some tags for the type of "dead" Tango is.
List of Tags: Robot Tango / Tango is riding a corpse / Other / Ghost Tango / Zombie Tango / Vampire Tango / Skulk Tango / Came-back wrong, Tango.
If you know a fic that Tango is "dead", feel free to dm me or send in a ask. This list is only growing and we will not stop updating it.
TW: This contains spoilers! Tango being dead a lot of times is a twist in the story. And pls read the tags(On AO3), this is for fun and giggles, but the fics here have a great range of differences, some are silly and/or gay as fuck and other are straight dead dove level. Take care!
Now the list!
Name: Cause we are whole 
Author: oooFFFF
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26516443/chapters/64628272 
Tags: Robot Tango
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Name: Centipede Tango Tek AU - CTT
Author: EvilRat_Sabre(Me!! It’s Me!!)
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3513412
Tags: Tango is riding a corpse, Zombie Tango.
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Name: Death Walks Among Us   
Author: CrazyCatMeow
Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/27091978
Tags: Other
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Name: Little Wing
Author: AstronautBeans
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40400055 
Tags: Ghost Tango???? (More like, angry-temporarily removed from his body spirit Tango!)
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Name: A Ghost Story
Author: Lemobread
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46499830/chapters/117085444 
Tags: Yuri (Ghost) Tango 
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Name: The Funeralverse
Author: BaronetCoins
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3448636 
Tags: Ghost Tango
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Name: The 8th Bureau
Author: sleepyrinas
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35120695/chapters/87490417 
Tags: Ghost Tango (but it’s a secret!) 
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Name: The Highwayman
Author: EnvelopedByOblivion
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41494137/chapters/104061684 
Tags: Came-back wrong, Tango. 
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Name: Until you’re in my arms again, remember me.
Author: dextonhuk
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3588244
Tags: Ghost Tango 
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Name: The Ghost ship
Author: CrazyCatMeow
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42089364/chapters/105669753
Tags: Ghost Tango
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Name: Ark of Souls
Author: MawoftheMagnetar
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37790677/chapters/94354363
(Beware of the tags in this one, only read if you are in a good mental space, I REPEAT BE SAFE)
Tags: Other
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Name: It’s All Gone To Rust
Author: EntropicThyme
Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/48649066/chapters/122717389
Tags: Robot Tango
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Name: You Could’ve Applied Online
Author: Anonymous 
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47834815/chapters/120593158 
Tags: other?? 
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Name: Lifeline AU
Author: SlashMagpie
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3156309 
Tags: Other
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Name: The Worst Birthday Present
Author: Fire_Cat
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46149859 
Tags: Vampire Tango
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Name: Maybe I knew
Author: blueticked
Link:https://archiveofourown.org/works/42628872/chapters/107080788
Tags: Vampire Tango
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Name: Grow Them In The Cracks In The Sidewalk
Author: EntropicThyme
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47157094
Tags: Tango is riding a “corpse,” Robot Tango.
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Name: Takes Two To Tango
Author: EchoVoyd
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48637576/chapters/122688430
Tags: Robot Tango, Zombie Tango??? Skulk Tango.
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Name: Unwillingly Dancing Thought Life
Author: CrazyCatMeow
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43073664
Tags: “tango’s having a time” other.
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peridotglimmer · 6 months
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For the there was only one bed prompts: 13 for False and Cleo?
schaumi you have blessed me with this prompt, i love it so much. this uh turned out a lot longer than expected. count on me to suddenly write 1K of fluff. have some fluff featuring a pining idiot cleo. content warning for alcohol consumption. rated t due to cleo's vocabulary.
"I can take the floor?" "No it's alright, besides it's big enough for the both of us."
Suite Night
"Ugh." Cleo sighed, following False into the hotel suite. "I love X, but next time he and Keralis fall ill he can get someone else to fill in for him." She dropped her suitcase near the door. There was probably a stand somewhere, the hotel had four stars after all, but she couldn't be bothered. False chuckled.
"It's not that bad. The representatives weren't too bad this year!" She stretched, and her powder blue dress shirt came free from the waistband of her skirt, exposing the slightest strip of her bare abdomen. Cleo raised an eyebrow.
"We're we talking to the same idiots?" They walked up to False and pressed the back of their hand to the other woman's forehead. "You haven't got a fever, so you're not delirious. I counted three separate comments on your breasts, one on my arse, four zombie racists, and I stopped tallying the amount of times I got misgendered after seven." False's shoulders and face dropped, and Cleo immediately felt like biting her own tongue off.
"I really am sorry about that, Cleo. The sponsors, they're old money. Stuck in their ways."
"Even super glue has a solvent," Cleo muttered. They sighed. "Thank you for correcting them when I got tired of it, I do appreciate it." Smiling, False replied: "You're welcome."
"Well then." Cleo awkwardly cleared her throat. "I'm about ready to tear this penguin suit off and sleep for twelve glorious, uninterrupted hours before this circus starts all over again."
"Hm, I could go for a shower before bed." False was already digging through her duffel bag and retrieving various items.
"You do that; I'll order us something to drink and to snack on and pick a bed." Cleo grinned, already on their way to the phone.
"I'll take an ice cold white wine," False decided. "I won't be long." Cleo nodded, and False disappeared into the bathroom. It was a decently large suite, with a seating area with a tv and a dining table with room for two. The entire hotel was booked, with all servers looking to find sponsors for the new season. Xisuma had gotten lucky when he booked that there was a suite available at all.
The receptionist had a pleasant voice and took Cleo's order of a chilled bottle of white and a variety of charcuterie, put it on Mr Void's invoice. If Cleo was stuck here playing lust object for old white men, she was at least getting some decadent snacks out of it. The kitchen informed her they would bring it up to them within fifteen minutes, which would be just long enough for Cleo to choose the bed they wanted. Grabbing their suitcase, they walked over to the ensuite.
"Oh crap."
There was only one, king-sized bed.
Fuck! Xisuma had booked the room for himself and Keralis, of course they wouldn't want separate beds! No-one had thought of that when she and False had rushed to the event in their place this morning. Now what?
Cleo wasn't sure how long she had been standing in the doorway, but suddenly she heard False's voice behind her: "Claimed the nicest bed for yourself yet?"
"Uh. About that." Cleo stepped aside, trying not to stare at False as she entered the room clad only in an oversized tee.
"Oh." False bit her lip. "Guess this was booked for our lovebirds, huh?" She walked up to the bed and picked a rose petal off of the sheets.
"Yeah, but it's fine. I can sleep on the floor!" Cleo blurted out. They ran a hand through their hair. "I'm sure I can ask for a cot or an extra mattress or something. It's fine!" Her voice had gone up an entire octave as she spoke.
"Don't be ridiculous, Cleo." False turned to face her. "It's more than big enough for the both of us. I don't mind sharing." Suddenly, her voice got quieter. "... unless you do? Mind?"
"No, not at all!" Cleo really needed to get their volume and pitch under control. "We can-- yeah, we can share!" False yawned.
"Great. Then I vote for wine in bed, because I'm going to have to wear heels for at least five hours tomorrow as well as dance in them, and I want to get my feet up for as long as I possibly can in advance." A knock sounded at the door. Room service! "I'll go get the door so you can change. Just yell when you're ready, yeah?" Cleo nodded wordlessly.
As Cleo opened their suitcase, they cursed quietly. Out of all things she could have grabbed to wear to bed, why did it have to be an old tee and baggy shorts? She had blindly taken some things from her wardrobe this morning, and this is what she had ended up with. At least there weren't any holes in them, they supposed. Cleo quickly took off her suit and changed into her nightclothes. She replaced the bandage on her bite with a fresh clean one, and pulled her hair into a ponytail.
"Ready!" they yelled into the general direction of False when they had shoved their suitcase under the bed and had gathered the rose petals into a small pile on one of the nightstands. The blonde quickly reappeared in the bedroom, carefully carrying a tray with Cleo's order on it.
"Great choices," False commented as she placed the tray on the foot of the bed. "This looks amazing. Got a preference for a side?" She motioned at the bed.
"I prefer to be furthest from the windows," Cleo admitted. "Sunlight's not deadly, but it's not comfortable either."
"You got it!" False elegantly climbed into the far side of the bed, taking care not to kick their wine or snacks. Once Cleo had gotten in on the other side, False admitted: "I do feel bad for Xisuma and Keralis. This was supposed to be their date night, I guess."
"We'll have to make sure we enjoy it on their behalf then," Cleo replied without thinking. When they realised what they had just said, they stammered: "I mean, uh..." False smiled and handed her a glass of wine.
"I think I get what you mean. Cheers." As their glasses touched, False pressed a kiss to Cleo's cheek. "Out of all the Hermits I could be sharing a bed with right now, I'm happy it's you."
"Yeah..." Cleo fell quiet and quickly took a sip of their wine. False grabbed the remote control from her nightstand.
"Wanna watch some bad late-night TV?" Cleo breathed a sigh of relief.
"Sounds good to me." False smiled, and Cleo had to remind herself to breathe. As the noise of some random talkshow filled the room, False shifted closer to her so she could grab a piece of cheese. Their thighs touched, sending electricity down Cleo's spine. They tried to stay calm as False nestled herself against their side, her head resting against their chest. If she noticed how fast Cleo's heart was beating, she didn't say a thing.
"Glad it's you," False repeated, already beginning to sound sleepy.
"Me too," Cleo replied this time. "Me too."
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