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pixiemage · 17 hours ago
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Just some of my favorite banter between Joe and Cleo from his S8Ep2 video...
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Joe: “So I’ve been thinking about where to put my storage system–”
Cleo: “Don’t touch my stuff.”
Joe: “I’m not touching your stuff, Cleo.”
Cleo: “Don’t touch my stuff!”
Joe: “I’m not touching your stuff! (…) What I should do is put my chests as close to your chests as possible, and just - dump all my things in here so it’s not in the way!”
Cleo: “You’re just - just making it awkward, Joe, you always–”
Joe: “It’s not in the way! It’s just easier! …hey, do you want some ender pearls from Cub?”
Cleo: “….yes. I will accept this as a peace offering.”
Joe: “Yay! Peace!”
Cleo: “There is no peace. Only war.”
Joe: “I know. I know.”
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Joe: “Cleo doesn’t WANT to murder, she’s COMPELLED to murder.”
Cleo: “See??? Joe understands!”
Joe: “She doesn’t take joy from it, X, she derives pleasure from it. It’s different.”
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Joe: *says something confusing and questionably profound*
Cleo: "...we're going to go with yes."
Gem: "Just - smile and nod. And move along."
Cleo: "That's the best way to deal with this, yup. That's pretty much it.
Wels: "Congratulations! On like, day three, you've figured out how to manage Joe Hills."
Cleo: "It took me nine years to do that!"
Joe: "But you're so much more wise as a result though Cleo!"
Cleo: "...I don't feel wise around you, Joe. I feel annoyed."
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Joe: "Cleo, do you have the energy to hear about a personal victory of mine?"
Cleo: "Hm. Let me - give me a second. Let me get ready." *deep breath* "Okay go."
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Joe: "I don't know if you saw that Tango opened a candle shop. I went over there to do some opposition research - his candle shop is not as good as yours is gonna be."
Cleo: "Okay. I know that."
Joe: "The selection is not very good. He doesn't have access to all these dyes. The colors - they just aren't there."
Cleo: *gasp* "Yes. Wonderful."
Joe: "So you're gonna knock this one out of the park. You're gonna kill it."
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(These two bounce between "A Long-Suffering Cleo and Her Eternal Nuisance Joe", "Two Harbingers of Chaos Who Live To Torment the Living", and "The Purest Friends Ever" so frequently and it's the main reason I have come to love Joe's videos.)
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nakakabaliw · 3 months ago
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The Redstone Hermit.
Guys youll never guess my favorite hermitcrafter
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he1ian · 5 months ago
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they can finally rest, he's keeping them safe :)
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sporkkles-irl · 5 months ago
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at least in this endless abyss i have you.
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hoolyelina · 5 months ago
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a little grian comic i made (this post is scheduled i'm watching mcc)
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xelqua-empire · 5 months ago
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For those who are not in Mumbo’s Discord server
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poorlydrawnmcyt · 4 months ago
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currently ignoring season 8 finale and coping with glareinnit
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pizzat-i · 6 months ago
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all aboard the G-train!
inspired by sevenchiart on twitter, cus gosh I love their conductor Grian piece, and they rlly inspired me to do more bgs since my past few drawings had minimal to no bgs
and also gold is now my newest favorite thing to shade cus it scratches the itch that my little magpie brain has >:D
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shepscapades · 4 months ago
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They’ll fit, your honor!
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mering · 6 months ago
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i’ve been meaning to draw a swaggon style wheelchair for a while :] i figure he'd have a less flashy one for practical use as well, but scar seems like the kind of guy to design a new wheelchair every time he settles on a new build style
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timetocrybois · 5 months ago
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Pearl’s Eyes!!
Bonus:
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cabbagegunk · 2 months ago
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peace love n potats
messin around in procreate on me mams ipad it hurts my fuckimg. braim.
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floweroflaurelin · 5 months ago
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Are you satisfied?!
Quick little painting between school projects. I, for one, welcome our new lunar overlords 🌙
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kishdoodles · 3 months ago
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I saw a meme I apparently saved on my instagram and decided fuck it. yea
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aofikofi · 3 months ago
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i miss s8 desert duo 
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he1ian · 5 months ago
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scar the type of guy to see a minecraft roleplay character and ask "is anyone gonna make this into a capitalistic freak?" and not wait for an answer.
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poorlydrawnmcyt · 6 months ago
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If you feel like it, maybe Doc and Ren please?
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meanwhile in octagon
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redixis · 6 months ago
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Daily life
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nert-z · 2 months ago
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Ren diggity doodle but he has those screen kinda glasses
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shepscapades · 4 months ago
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Variations on a mumbo
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