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shoezuki · 3 months

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Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

#saw it on BORU and the rest of it is the brother stole a womans leg n wanted to be a 'hero' n return it to her

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months

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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

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linuxgamenews · 3 months

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Discovering King of Wizards and Other Powerhouse Cards in Heroes Wanted

Heroes Wanted unleashes big updates for the deck-building roguelike game on Linux, Steam Deck, Mac, and Windows PC. Thanks to Gameplete for their relentless efforts in making this happen. Available now on Steam Early Access. Big news unleashes with big updates to the card-based RPG, Heroes Wanted. First off, let's talk about the fresh cards hitting the scene. We've got the King of Wizards, and this guy is a powerhouse. Due to boost your AOE attacks by a whopping 50% - that's serious firepower. Then there's the Spearmaster, your go-to for turning defense into offense with slick counterattacks. And don't forget the Slinger, who's all about dominating with strong, decisive strikes. These additions are more than just good; they're game-changers, adding a whole new layer of strategy. But wait, there's more that unleashes for Heroes Wanted. They've dropped 13 new artifacts like Ointment, Raincoat, Burning Blood, and Twisted Branch. These aren't your average items; they're game enhancers that can heal you, swap out your cards, or beef up your defense. It's an extra set of tricks up your sleeve.

Heroes Wanted already unleashed its Early Access Trailer

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Customization is key in gaming, and the developers gets that. They've pumped up the options, letting you tweak and fine-tune your experience. More choices means Heroes Wanted unleashes more ways to play your style, and that's always a win. Here's something for the tech-savvy crowd: controller support. Now you can plug in your favorite controller and get even more immersed. It's all about feeling that extra bit of control and precision, and for a lot of us, that's a big deal. Lastly, the developer has been listening to the players. They've made a bunch of Quality of Life improvements. We're talking smoother navigation, less hassle, and just a better overall feel. It's those little tweaks that show they care about our experience on Linux. So, the developers have really unleashed up with these updates to Heroes Wanted. New cards, artifacts, customization, controller support, and those all-important QOL upgrades. It's more than just a refresh; it's a whole new level of engagement. Let's see how these changes shake things up. Available via Steam on Linux, Steam Deck, Mac and Windows PC. Priced at $10.99 USD / £9.29 / 10,79€.

#heroes wanted #deck-building roguelike #updates #linux #gaming news #gameplete #ubuntu #steam deck #mac #windows #pc #unity #Youtube

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lilislegacy · 1 month

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zeus: ok, you broke the pact. what’s done is done. just tell me which abilities you gave him, so at least i know what we’re dealing with

poseidon: ...all of them

zeus: ok but from which of your roles? sea god, stormbringer, or earthshaker?

poseidon: ...all of them

zeus:

zeus: you’re not serisouly telling me he has domain over air and land and the sea?

poseidon: er, actually, it’s not just the sea. any water, really. lakes, rivers, ice, plumbing,...potentially bodily fluids...

zeus: you- WHY DID- WHAT WERE YOU-

zeus: *takes a deep breath*

zeus: anything else?

poseidon: *looks at list*

poseidon: er, yes. he immediately heals when he touches water.

zeus: what?

poseidon: well, you know, i figured with all the danger he’ll face, potential child of the prophecy and all, he should be able to automatically regenerate

zeus: that- that’s not even a thing!

poseidon: well...it is now!

zeus:

poseidon:

zeus:

poseidon: he can also speak to horses

zeus: *throws lightning bolt at the wall*

#LOL #suck it zeus #poseidon gave his boy everything he had #he just wanted to give him his best chance 🥺#i just know zeus was pissed over this #overpowered percy #percy jackson #poseidon #zeus #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #heroes of olympus

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slicedblackolives · 1 year

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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here's what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

#all quiet on the western front #lord of the rings #like ppl contrast lotr and narnia because like yay fantasy but all quiet seems way more appropriate #lotr is the fantasy of a ww1 soldier age 17 joined up to be a hero wanted to be back home by christmas currently bleeding to death in the #trenches

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movedtodykedvonte · 9 months

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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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charlietheepicwriter7 · 3 months

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The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

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hamable · 1 month

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You’re Ruben Hopclap. You’re a teen rock star headlining a local festival. Your interim principal attempts to kill you multiple times. The elusive crush you wrote all your songs about vanishes with some other kids and returns covered in gore. The most popular guy in school jumps fifteen feet in the air, turns to you with a smirk and says, “I’m actually a huge fan,” and spears said principal through the core. Your crush boards a bus going who knows where. Someone gets on a mic and tells everyone to go home. It’s been four minutes.

#I want Ruben to have a little crush on Fabian am I crazy #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #I think Ruben can have a little bi crisis as a treat #even for just a moment #the most popular jock ultimate legend straight As football captain hero just saved his life #he’s allowed to lay in bed tonight staring at the ceiling like ‘uh oh’#fantasy high spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers

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redsray · 2 months

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Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this: Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good. Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.

Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.

Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures

Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!

Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.

Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters

Tim, nodding: I did.

Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?

Tim, gone:

Jason: no fucking way.

Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:

Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...

Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.

Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!

Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?

Jason: who is that.

Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.

Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.

Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: you don't think...

Dick: no. B would've told us.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow

Bruce: what do you mean another kid?

Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!

Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?

Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already

Bruce: what.

Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.

Bruce: do you know his name?

Dick:

Jason:

Bruce: really?

Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.

[camera shutter noise]

All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:

Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:

Jason: do you see what we mean?!

Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.

#batfam #batman #dc comics #tim drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam au #dick: look he's even got the dark hair and blue eyes #jason: he fits the pattern. you gotta #dick to tim: you are ours now #tim who just wanted to spend time with his heroes: oh #they declare him as theirs so he is theirs #bruce does not get a choice #he is THEIR little stalker #when jason finds out that tim follows them as vigilantes too he falls over laughing #dick wiping a tear away: he's perfect

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somewhereincairparavel · 2 months

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everyone keeps talking about Jason vs Percy but why isn't ANYONE talking about how powerful they looked when they both used their powers TOGETHER at the same time, side by side, in Mark of Athena? Like Annabeth even got goosebumps watching them cook up such an intense storm from afar. Sparky and Seaweed brain, Power duo smh.

#No I'm just thinking about how attractive they'd look side by side aswell 👀#I'd be on my knees if I were Annabeth I'm sorry I'm so down bad for fictional ppl #its kinda sad yall want them to hate eachother so bad #when in reality they dont.#percy jackson #pjo #pjo hoo #pjo fandom #pjo series #annabeth chase #jason grace #hoo #heroes of olympus

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zoe-oneesama · 2 months

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Well THIS looks familiar.

Episode 52 Part 1 First < Previous > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51

Bonus:

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#originally I wanted everyone to be wearing clothes inspired by ANY of the heroes #Sabrina as Pegasus or Marc as Caprikid that sorta thing #but keeping track of all the specific shades of gray over so many characters would've been an absolute headache #chat noir and marigold use the same 'gray' colors so this was more streamlined #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #heroes' day part 1 #catalyst #episode 52 part 1 #sl fashion #also yeah Juleka's is based off Maotif not Chat Noir but they use the same 'gray' so it's a sneaky little thing for me

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awesome-shoes-with-wings · 2 months

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Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

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habken · 2 months

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forced reconciliation through becoming family

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #mitsuki bakugou #masaru bakugou #inko midoriya #mitsuki x inko x masaru #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugou #bakugou katsuki #mitsuki/inko/masaru #platonic bkdk #habs art #doodles #rarepair #hope I summarized my thoughts well enough on this but it was impossible to get everything I wanted onto a single page

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linuxgamenews · 4 months

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Heroes Wanted - the deck-building roguelike action RPG - is now even better

Heroes Wanted major update releases for the deck-building roguelike game on Linux, Steam Deck, Mac, and Windows PC. Thanks to the innovative team at Gameplete for their work in upgrading the experience. Available in Steam Early Access. Let's take a fresh look at Heroes Wanted, a pulse-pounding deck-building roguelike action RPG that's making waves in the gaming world. Heroes Wanted has just rolled out its first major update, and it's a game-changer. Developed by Gameplete and published by NEOWIZ, this update isn't just a few tweaks here and there. It's a total revamp, shaped by feedback from player. To mark this big moment, there's a special sale on Steam from December 21st to January 4th. If you haven't checked out the title on Linux or Steam Deck yet, now's the perfect time, especially given its "Very Positive" rating on Steam just weeks after its initial release. So, what's new in Heroes Wanted and this major update? First up, there's World 4, a brand-new stage that's waiting for you to explore and conquer. Due to have you step into a whole new frontier of adventure, and it's sure to add a fresh layer of attention to the game. But that's not all. The update brings two new events packed with quests and challenges. These aren't just any events—they're unique opportunities to put your skills to the test and earn some cool rewards. The creators have also made big changes to the game system, all based on player insights. They've really listened to what players wanted and made adjustments to improve the dynamics of play.

Heroes Wanted Trailer before this major update

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One of the more notable changes in this major update is saying goodbye to the Heroes Wanted 'Food' resource. It used to be part of health / mana recovery and card combinations, but now it's gone. This change streamlines gameplay, making things smoother and less cluttered. Speaking of card combinations, that process has also see's refinement. You now need fewer cards to combine, which means you can get to the good stuff faster and with less hassle. A really neat addition is the ability to discard cards at the Camp. This strategic element lets you plan your journey with more control, adding another layer to how you play. They've also introduced difficulty options—Easy, Normal, and Hard. This means you can tailor the challenge to suit your style, whether you're a seasoned pro or just starting out. On top of all this, the team has squashed bugs and optimized performance to ensure a smoother, more immersive experience. Plus, as a major update, they've focused on making Heroes Wanted more accessible and inclusive, so more people can take on the adventure. This first major update for Heroes Wanted is not just an enhancement—it's a transformation. The deck-building roguelike is designed to captivate both existing fans and new players, offering an engaging and dynamic experience. If you're into RPGs and like a good battle, this new era is something you won't want to miss. Every battle is a journey, every victory a story, and your decisions shape your destiny. Get ready to gear up for a whole new adventure. Available in Steam Early Access on Linux, Steam Deck, Mac, and Windows PC.

#heroes wanted #deck-building roguelike #linux #gaming news #gameplete #ubuntu #steam deck #mac #windows #pc #unity #Youtube

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lilislegacy · 24 days

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percy jackson is basically that one guy who was ugly as a kid, but then went though puberty and got super hot, but still thinks of himself as ugly

except he was never actually ugly. he’s just insecure as fuck for absolutely no reason. cause everyone else thinks he’s got the immense power and good looks of a literal greek god, and yet he’s always beating himself up for things he can’t help, being ashamed of his downfalls, can’t understand why people love him, and doesn’t realize when people hit on him becasue he doesn’t even think it’s a possibility that someone could be attracted to him

anyway i feel like annabeth knows this. and she gives him a lot of hugs. and even more kisses. because percy deserves all the hugs and kisses in the world

#remenebr in MoA when annabeth told him she really knows him and he had to resist asking why she still dates him?#cause that made me want to sob #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #heroes of olympus

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jibberjibbsart · 9 months

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Oh to be the Hero of Hyrule

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