#herr forehead what weird kind of cat do you have wtf???

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For a While now I’ve had this minor-AU-i-guess?? in my head where Apollo has a pet rabbit instead of a cat (which he apparently has?? i still don’t know where the root of that is from, help me) and she’s named Cabinet bc Clay just kept coming up with really fuckin dumb names while trying to name her and then it stuck and Apollo will never forgive him for it

They usually call her Cabbie and let ppl draw their own conclusions but when she’s in trouble then she’s Cabinet Roger Justice (sometimes with other middle names but Roger is a p persistent one)

#kata's chatter #athena guesses that her full name is cabbage and apollos like shit fuck why didnt i think of that. no #idk how exactly apollo gets her but trucy is somehow v deeply involved in it #cabbie also may or may not be a flemish giant #bc i find the tag team of v small lawyer and v big rabbit to be ideal #listen this isnt even me just assigning rabbits to my faves. like its also that but the big reason is apollos hair shncfvnhcfxh #hes got bunnyrabbit hair spikes so now hes got a bunnyrabbit to match that #ace attorney #Krista don't look #apollo and clay being roomies is also great bc theyre both super smart ppl #but put them in a room together and their braincell count goes into the negatives #based on just. stray hair and a half-sentence or two #klavier draws the incorrect conclusion that cabbie is a cat p early on #so for months it just makes less and less sense to him #herr forehead what weird kind of cat do you have wtf??? #its a rabbit piano man. its a rabbit #the difference is that they usually cant reach the top shelf