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couldnt-come-up-with-a-username · 2 years

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Okay, now this just makes me so sad. Like, my guy really believed that he brings bad luck. He had it so rough. I just wanna hug him so badly.

#bruno madrigal #hes a crackhead #but his story is sad #i cant #like 😭😭😭#he was funny tho #socially awkward but funny too #encanto

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thedocs-in · 4 months

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You cannot convince me that this didn't happen.

Also, yes, I know, said I was gonna get the second part of the fic out. But I've been busy the past few days and out of the house, so now I can finally sit down and do shit. And I draw faster than I write, and I wanted to christen my new art tablet with a meme of an art piece. And the comic was mostly started.

This thing, this damn comic, has been sitting in my folder for about two years I think. The reason I say that is cause the original version I drew that's in my old style I started like a year or so ago. Never finished it, never plan on finishing it. Looking at my old art style makes me cringe lol. But, I actually started this one like, back in July I think.

#invincible #cecil stedman #invincible show #debbie grayson #nolan grayson #omni man #The OG version looks so bad #But I can't bring myself to delete it #honestly i got this done today #the only thing done was nolan #like he was fully colored and i only had the lineart for the other two #when i say i can crackhead art #i mean i can crackhead art #ps its a reference to malcolm in the middle lol #my art #the file is literally names 'what does the t stand for (2) electric boogaloo'

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ms-scarletwings · 4 months

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Dib talking about GIR to someone asking: Absolutely evil, just diabolical. The dastardly little henchman of the greatest threat to humanity. One time I stared into its soulless eyes and I saw the darkest pits of Limbo. Another time it swallowed a live kitten in front of me, and I’m sure if it is not destroyed, it will eat another.

Dib interacting with GIR in reality:

#invader zim #dib membrane #iz dib #iz gir #iz comics #iz #GIR #iz quotes #bro that part of the Zimvoid arc where he just became the lil bot’s babysitter for a while 😭#he literally acts like a better older sibling to this crackhead than he does to Gaz #I NEEDED more of them interacting in the canon #foaming at the mouth currently #scarlet rambles about things

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casualavocados · 1 year

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“He must have wanted to express it, as his character can’t play anything.” — dir. Au Kornprom

“I was a member of the music club at my school. I was a school singer before. So I’m quite familiar with musical instruments. However, I mainly sang. I’d observed how people played different instruments and I followed them.”

GEMINI NORAWIT as Tinn, MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT bts: Open House, Open Heart

#my school president #mspedit #my school president the series #gemini norawit #tinn tinnaphob #au kornprom #fourth nattawat #hipranparakul #userjjessi #uservid #*cajedit #*gif #msp bts #idk i wanted to gif this bc i thought it was funny. and cute #and thank you prom night for showing off his skills #i love the way gem describes himself as a crackhead in this bts because he IS #and he really lives up to his name #thats a jack-of-all-trades chaotic air sign if ive ever seen one #(and i have)

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hypewinter · 1 year

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Conner is the only stable clone of Superman. Therefore the scientists over at Cadmus decide to clone him in the hopes that they'll have most success in their cloning.

They are indeed successful.... kinda. You see while they can produce more stable clones more often, seeing as these are clones of a clone, they're not that strong. They're all basically just slightly stronger than the average human. Except one clone who shows a lot of promise. Too bad he runs away before they can start training him. (They never expected the clone to prematurely wake up in the tank and escape).

That clone ends up becoming, you guessed it, Daniel Fenton. He doesn't know he's a clone and promptly forgets about his 5 minutes trapped in a strange facility as he adopts his new identity. Life goes on, he becomes a ghost, battles other ghosts and gets cloned by the local fruitloop. Enter Ellie. She is now the clone of a clone of clone. Cloneception if you will.

The reason she's constantly destabilizing is because she's so far removed from the original that her cells are physically degraded. Think of it like cells that have been divided for way too long and have become cancerous and/or tumorous. The ectoplasm in her blood just keeps healing her body at the same rate as the degradation but it's constantly needing to be replenished. If she wants to live a truly stable life she would need to get a DNA sample from the original.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #winter's tales #this started as a crackhead prompt fueled by sleep deprivation and slaphappy energy #then i tacked on a bit of angst #whoops #sorry ellie you must suffer #does my comparison make sense?#boy i sure hope so #i have lackluster knowledge of basic biology and research is for the weak so...#nobody tell my highschool biology teacher #he would be so disappointed

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decaytime · 7 days

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TOH except Hunter is a lunatic

He has rabies

He’s feral. This is my crack AU

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tora-the-cat · 3 months

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An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

#shout out to @Obihoe cause this started as a tag comment on one of your posts that got WAY too out of hand. just like old times lol #team 7 #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #team crackhead #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasusaku #doesn't have to be but like. Yeah #for the record no disrespect to my boys Naruto n Kakashi I love them dearly. but like. they got their issues. that's half the fun of team 7 #And Sakura has her problems with Sasuke too!! But her problems have nothing to do with understand him or his motivations or his personhood #and more to do with. Well. her absolute dogshit empathy. Emotionally disregulated ass.#'if you leave me I'll feel just like you did when your parents died' My beloved. Iconic. Great line. No notes. She's really just still so #inexperienced and naive that means she can explain and predict and KNOW him and his actions but still not empathize. She can say shit #like that with a straight face because she's never FELT loss like this before (except that minute she thought he was dead on the bridge)#so she can't imagine a worse pain. Just assumes it can't GET worse because she has no emotional concept of 'worse'. so it must be the same #she's literally the only person with a chance of convincing Sasuke to take her with him to Orochimaru because he's SASUKE of course she #knows all the right pressure points and keywords and concerns and stuff that she needs to convince him.#she's literally playing a little diolouge tree game with him. And maybe even winning up until that line! it's the dealbreaker

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estiebestieban · 10 months

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people who say Pierre would win the brawl between him and Lance are looking at it like it's a boxing match. it isn't. there are no rules in a parking lot brawl. Lance would disconnect from his own brain and go for the eyes with the full intent to claw them out. Pierre would throw a better punch, but he doesn't have what it takes to make the first punch the final one. instant KO or bust, and Pierre simply does not have that ability within him.

#y'all really think Lance would fight fair???? and you call me delusional -#he has that crackhead energy 🤧 lethal at 2am on a tims parking lot #my credentials: a former professional crackhead brawler

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sabotourist · 25 days

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how we feelin rvb fans

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grovylethegreat · 8 months

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This was based on a a picture by @sharkfinn

#gorl stop hes in finals #crackhead hour #legend of zelda #spirit tracks

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incorrecttowerofgodquotes · 6 months

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I don’t think any of us realize just how fucking funny what Phantaminum did is. Imagine you’re the king of some land and some crackhead breaks into your castle, kills all your soldiers, maybe does a Fortnite dance over their corpses and then peaces out never to be seen again.

#even funnier is later a fuckboy Chad also enters your palace and asks you about the crackhead because he stole 5 bucks from him one time #I also find it funny that people tell stories about him like he’s some cryptid #like imagine if you were talking to some guy and they said they saw teddy Roosevelt eating a sandwich at subway and then disappeared #tower of god #tog

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lesbianlenas · 21 days

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she is soooo lesbian girlfriend here

#michelle speaks #gotb lb #when ur boss is talking abt how he was a crackhead but u cant help being a handsome lesbian #actual context of the scene btw i was v surprised when he said you know i was a crackhead right lmfao

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me-when-cancer · 7 months

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Critter boi

He's too cute I couldn't not draw him. Small gift for @erisgekko

Took me a while because lack of motivation. But hey I love it so much. Lil friend.

#pebb <3 #He's so adorable I lorb him #i just went full crackhead for the third one at the bottom #Five Pebbles my beloved #rain world #rain world iterator #rain world downpour #rw downpour #iterator #five pebbles #rain world art #gift #Critterator

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riphimopen · 9 months

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#my art #aladdin #jafar #refound the au i wrote three years ago where hes basically just jasmines crackhead uncle who lives in the basement with his shitty boyfrien #d planning a political coup and teaching jasmine astrology and foreign policy #and doing SOOOOOOO many drugs

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saenora · 10 months

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ME AND MY PRINCESS <333… I MADE HIM PUT HIS HAIR DOWN 💅

#YOUR FAVORITE COUPLE 🤭🤭🤭#LOL NOT US TRYNAA BE A BADASS COUPLE BUT I AM A CRACKHEAD 🤭😔#HE LOVES ME THO 😔#zens.selfship #zaecore #sae <3 #sae itoshi #sae selfship #itoshi sae #blue lock fanart #blue lock #bllk #bllk fanart #selfship #selfship fanart #zae

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misteria247 · 1 year

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Fun facts about 12 Michelangelo Hamato! Weeee-

Mikey was able to survive and thrive in Dimension X by himself for a least a few months and had saved his brothers when they'd been attacked after being in said dimension for like five minutes.

Mikey is able to memorize things!! It's shown during the Parasita episode (can't spell ya know what I'm talking about shsgsfs) when his brothers had been infected with a parasite wasp mutant and he'd been able to remake the antidote for it after seeing Donnie do it once.

Mikey's a prodigy child in the art of ninjutsu!! It's confirmed by Splinter that if Mikey focused himself in his training and actually put more effort into honing his skills, he'd be able to outclass his brothers by a long shot.

Mikey's incredibly quick on his feet and it's hard to pin him down during fights due to his wild fighting style and agility!!

Mikey in the one episode where his brothers had been in danger, had ended up completely destroying the enemy in a matter of minutes due to him focusing all of his skill assets and using his full potential!!!

Mikey's incredibly strong!! In the episode where Donnie had made his grappling hook invention, Donnie had ended up going flying and on the way back down Mikey had caught him with incredible ease.

Mikey once ate an entire sentient pizza species in order to save his brothers from becoming pizzas themselves!! (Granted it'd been a dream, but he still did it!!)

In the Mutant Apocalypse arc, Mikey was able to survive, thrive and adapt to the Wastelands with very little resources!!!

There's plenty of more amazing moments of this skilled little warrior!! All of them proving that Michelangelo Hamato is in fact the absolute goat despite being naive and cheerful and he will 110% kill for his loved ones!!!

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