#hes an ass

[aesopsbaby]

I'm not saying I wanna lick the blood off Derek's wound.

...nevermind. that's exactly what I'm saying.

#AesopeChats #Hes such a bastard #hes an ass #I love him #Need him to punch me and kick me down and tell me that he's doing me a favor by keeping me #is that too much to ask for #Derek Goffard #TPOF #I keep getting pulled back into this fandom and its all Derek's fault!!! #WHY IS HIS STUPID SMIRK MY WEAKNESS #DEREK PLEASEEEE ONE CHANCE #I CAN BE ON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT #I'll beg and set my self on fire if he wants me to

[wakandama2]

I love the Addams Family, I really do. Wednsday is my fav character after Morticia even! But if I see another ad or prompt post about the Wednesday series that is tied with Tim Burton's racist ass imma lose my fucking mind.

The man said Black people dont fit his aesthetic and when his reputation and wallet got hit. He decided to make Black people the villainized or grossly stereotyped in his works.

I've seen the fucking trailer for the show, all the black people are fucking antagonistic and mean and no one seems to unpack that.

#fuck tim Burton' yo #hes an ass #Wednsday #the addams family

[ikkosu]

everytime I read more character essays on prowl I die a little more.

#he needs a hug #hes an ass #messy #but omg pls #transformers #maccadam #idw prowl

[askthehiddencaste]

Hi hi Heilel, how're you doing?

What do you consider to be 'worthy' in your...existence? Is worthiness selective in your opinion, or are all trolls worthy in their own way?

"oh you pitiful thing~ you think you're worthy of anything don't you? None of you are WORTHY of being in my presence, let alone to get an answer from me~ Though seeing each of you suffer when my demands aren't met is amusing to say the least~"

#heilel #hes an ass #dont mind him #youre worthy of the world #<3

[redlips-blooddrops-deux]

erxsxre @redlips-blooddrops-deux "I do not express my love with acts of violence...excuse you."

"You do not very true buuut...words hurt darling, and you stabbed me right in the heart ever so often " of course she was being over dramatic with a hand on her heart as she lets out a soft sigh.

#ic rp #crack #erxsxre #shes a bish #hes an ass #its all gud

[air-kevin]

So

May have fallen for another ghoul

#Ares from nihils band of ghouls has stolen my heart #hes an ass #but hes my ass now ♡♡ #@inkrabbit

[aifoemo]

Smoke break

#my art #artists on tumblr #dishonored #dishonored oc #whaler #whaler oc #dishonored whaler #IDK if any1 actually likes other ppls ocs but heres my whaler boi #hes an ass #dishonored fanart #fanart #digital art #original character #clip studio paint

[sanctummiles]

@ethereal-jule​ || LIKED for a STARTER with Guerrique

Rarely did he have time to attend formal soirees and parties; his position within the ward one in which demanded the majority of his attention and time, regardless of what else may crop up within his personal existence. Gentle music from a quartet, the dim mumblings of chatter setting a softened hum across the room, the scent of indulgent pastries and other such foods easily attracting one’s senses; ‘t was a beauteous display from their host that evening. 

‘T was an invitation in which Guerrique simply could not deny - ‘t was not often that the Count de Dzemael held any such gatherings and to turn down an invitation was a great insult. Thus, rare though the occasion was, the knight donned something more fancy and attended alongside his father. 

"I wasn’t aware the cast of Peter Rabbit would be in attendance-” Came his rather snide remark - fingers reaching to accept the offered glass of champagne from a wondering waiter ere his honeyed gaze turned to the unknown Viera in his sudden company - stood within the same vicinity. “Or has the count simply decided to parade the main meal around the hall first?”

#hes an ass

[pctrchvr]

zeus      &       reed           ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯         @paradisals​

cleaning   jamie's   pub   wasn't   something   zeus   had   fun   doing,   but   it   was   the   least   he   could   do   for   the   number   of   absolut   vodka   bottles   to   waste   on   his   everyday   slushies   he   took   from   the   pub's   inventory.   sometimes   he   wonders   if   he   is   an   alcoholic   for   that,   but   then   again   he   had   read   that   a   shot   of   vodka   every   day   was   good   for   the   heart,   so   how   bad   could   it   actually   be?   besides,   for   the   past   weeks   he   had   and   for   the   things   he   had   witnessed,   he   deserved   a   hall   pass   for   every   bottle   he   could   put   his   hands   on.

hearing   the   door   opening,   zeus   kept   his   attention   on   the   tulips   he   was   cleaning   the   dust   off   with   the   help   of   a   cloth   and   said,   "   it's   3pm,   pubs   closed,   "   but   when   his   eyes   rose,   he   saw   his   best   friend   standing   there   and   all   he   could   do   was   tease   him,   "   why   do   you   look   like   a   forty-year-old   woman   who   just   discovered   her   menopause   started   ?!   "

#ᵒ⁵⁵. can't let this moment go to waste ◟zeus — threads◝ #◟ reed parker◝ — featuring. #hes an ass

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate

#I'd trust him to buy me pads #at home he'd always have clean pads ready in case #they're not for him to use. if he's trans his ass is in menopause #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #comic #my art

[lowkeydivine]

Underrated panel

#he should be beating Laius’s ass more often tbh. We all know he wants to #chilchuck tims #laios touden #dungeon meshi #rereading the manga for the 347th time because the anime has resparked my brainworms #my post

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

[sillyahhchana]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

#stupid ass rabbit i hate to admit he was so silly he stole the whole movie #also i know he’s blue but i have an attachment of drawing him ourple ok #abby on the other hand i would die for her #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's movie #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazballs #freddy fazbear #chica the chicken #bonnie the bunny #foxy the pirate #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #oh and featuring cassie and greggory🥰🥰 #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf sb cassie #fnaf sb gregory #also i have been hiding freddy fazballs tag in every fnaf post #idk if you guys notice

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’ #COMPLETELY unaware #boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu #he’s anything BUT boring #he just doesn’t say shit lmao #fionna and cake #adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake fanart #adventure time fanart #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #princess bubblegum #cake the cat

[cursedgamerchild]

"internet historian's alt-right anyways" "great day to have never liked james somerton" "never even heard of illuminaughtii before this lol"

that's great buddy but don't go around thinking you're immune to this. if you're not looking for plagiarism, you likely won't notice it unless its egregiously obvious. hell, you've probably consumed plagiarized content without even realizing it. even hbomb pointed out that these people disguised what they presented pretty well as long as you didn't try and dig deeper. don't come away just thinking of this as a callout piece, take this as an important lesson about vetting your sources. if googling scripts in quotes was enough to expose the original, we should all start doing that shit!!

edit: it got a little too doomer-y a little too fast so one quick addition

this is hbomb's curated playlist of queer creators, many of whom were victims of plagiarism

this is producer kat on reddit calling for any more plagiarism discoveries and for queer content creators to be uplifted

please take some time to uplift these creators and recommend any you know! if you can help uncover more of the original creators whose work was lifted that would be great too :)

UPDATE- From Hbomb's twitter: "We're in the process of cataloguing everyone James Somerton plagiarised and finding their contact information. Which is quite a task, so to help us out: If you see this and happen to be one of the people Somerton stole from, please email us at [email protected]"

edit 2:

#hbomberguy #james somerton #illuminaughtii #internet historian #vice #ign etc have had issues with plaigarism before #this isnt just some youtuber scandal remember #even books can fall victim to this #kaz rowe's history vids exemplify this pretty well #i'd recommend the triboulet ass slapping myth one if you want a good breakdown #and somerton absolutely had problems with the way he discussed foreign media and anyone that wasnt a cis gay man #but considering most of his ideas werent his own that doesnt dismiss the original authors' work keep in mind

[alatar-and-pallando]

So, my spouse has been exploring his gender lately; he also just built himself a new laptop. Today he told me that he in an attempt to process some genderfeels through metaphor, he made a post on a trans forum along the lines of: "I'm a lifelong Windows user and I think I'm pretty good at it. I want to find out what Linux has to offer but I'm afraid I wouldn't be any good at it. And how do you choose the right Linux distro, anyway? Do you have to try them all?"

The responses, he said, were a mix of useful advice about feeling out your gender and useful advice about choosing a Linux distro.

I love trans people so much

Edit 4/8, in case you don't see the reblogged additions -- my wife is now going by Eve!

#and i love my nerdy-ass spouse #sticking with he/him pronouns unless/until he says otherwise #also: so glad that my own gender process played out in front of him and that he's now comfortable figuring his out in front of me #trans tag #my posts #linux #trans