#hes checking his emails

[13eyond13]

The real "mom friend" in Death Note is actually Light Yagami, unfortunately for the world

#I was thinking about Misa being relegated to the mom friend and I was like #Remember when light called the entire earth his fledgling utopia #light the clucking mother hen #He's the emotionally distant mother who still secretly checks your bank account online and deposits 50 bucks when you're in overdraft #sighing with disappointment then emailing you job bank listings #like of course I have to do everything around here #light yagami #p

[okkennymay]

When you've commissioned me as many time as @waezi2 has I can't help but go the extra mile, this was a birthday present for him featuring Ivan and Dimi!

Listen when you were raised a Princess and had all the finest luxuries avaliable and now live with a Minotaur Blacksmith in hiding from orcs that invaded you kingdom, wouldn't you go bonkers for a nice cake?

#Royal Punch #Royal punch dimi #okkennymay #royal punch Ivan #waezi2 #Animated #gif #he has my email which has allowed me to respond and continue working with him even when i couldn't bring myself truly online #which I have appreciated because each commission gave me a small achievable goal which motivated me to keep going #even if he'd have to wait months between emails and updates his patience was a god send as I stumbled along #this had the silver lining of getting me to check my emails for bills semi regularly since I took over paying them to build my credit score #One day I will conquer discord and not have a panic attack everytime I open it

[anonymous-dentist]

The government birds are going to get Roier /lh

He’s gonna get got by the bird man smh

#asks! #he should’ve checked his emails!!!

[aropride]

#text #guy checking his school email andhes shakigg and trembling etc and hes so sscared

[unproduciblesmackdown]

seeing youtube ads means seeing a ton of grammarly ads & you Know the like "hone the tone of your emails :)" application means envisioning a version that's pitched to one specific ass situation where two high schoolers are trying to make their fake emails even sound like connor

#do you know how easy it is to backdate emails. b/c i do. with grammarly :) #deh #imagining it filmed as things would be for An Advertisement is fun. oh no evan has to fake [your troubled youth dead son]-toned emails.... #and they're due tomorrow!!! #also funny if he's checking if like his therapy notes to self are confident enough #i was gonna say Positive but the proffered application is of course ''''confidence'''' in work emails like already exhausting #''maybe this time he won't let go'' try: this time he won't let go knife emoji #can't imagine manifesting this in any way other than you fully produce your own filmed & edited comedic scene for this entire concept lol #which is of limited ''haha yeah sure'' humorousness to begin with. plus if you even see such ads

[magentagalaxies]

this email was the first thing i saw when i woke up this morning and i haven't stopped smiling since i love scott thompson so much

#i picked up my phone to check the time around 8 a.m. and saw this notification so i was like damn i wasn't expecting to be up this early #but i'm wide awake now!! #it makes me so happy that not only does scott want to have lunch and get to know each other but he's also making it a top priority #and saying ''let me know what day is best'' like this man probably has a much busier schedule than i do #it also makes me so happy that he wants a flashdrive of ptsdiva. like that means this archiving effort isn't just for me it's for him #and if it wasn't for me he probably wouldn't have his own copy of his own podcast but i get to give that to him #also yay bruce and kevin shoutout #incredible email all around 100/10 no notes scott and i are absolutely friends now

[viktormaru]

Your Omen guy is very blorbo, but I don't play multiplayer games, what do ;;

Hi, I'm Viktor Maru, and I shall be your Omen Lore guide

#no seriously #there isnt much youre missing from not playing the game. most of valorant lore is delivered through #interpreting voicelines and reading little emails and dossiers which are all availabe online #Its cool to check his in game abilities but nothing he does in game reflects his story or character growth (which... there isnt... so far)

[gemharvest]

YAY HOLY SHIT

#ramblings #fnafposting #i missed his release on youtooz but i found her available on a second-hand site AND SHES SHIPPINNGGG YAYAYAYAYYA #i got the shipping email like a week ago i just didnt check until now whoopsie 😭 anyways the site i got him from is uk-based #and he just got released from customs today.. mangleplush real soon :0c #was worried abt getting scammed since it took a while and havent bought from this site before buuut shes on her way :3c #<- i did make sure to check reviews and was lenient with it being a preorder thing. just always worried abt thingss

[hearts-hunger]

i'm deep frying my boss with my mind btw

#listen. this year i actually have a desk in the office which is nice but also not nice in some ways #and one of those ways is that people can now see when i'm sitting at a desk and not running around like a chicken with my head cut off #of course i'm doing lesson plans and writing emails and whatever i'm just SITTING doing work #which to my boss apparently means i am not working ❤️ #he's made it his personal hobby to come in and make ''jokes'' about me not working hard enough or not working at all #and today he said ''maddie have you even moved from that desk all day?'' #and girl i usually am nonconfrontational but when i tell you i saw red #i said ''yes i have! just not when you've been able to come in and make jokes :)'' #and he decided to press it even further and said ''are you sure?'' #and i said ''oh i'm sure! you're welcome to check my schedule if you don't believe me :)'' #he left after that one kind of offended that i dared to ''talk back'' like that and luckily one of my coworkers was in there to witness it #but girl what the fuck ❤️ #i'm so sick of his shit truly!! ❤️ especially when he's never here in the first place so he really has no room to talk ❤️ #maddie.txt

[theghostofashton]

not to overreact on main but.......why do white people go to actual effort to engage in microaggression like i am genuinely so.

#this man is just flat out calling me by my last name no title in front of it nothing #he did it in his first email and that was whatever he may not have known but when i replied i signed off w my first name #he used it once #and now we're back to just addressing me by my last name and like......idk i hate it #it is genuinely easier to use my first name to use the name i signed off with why are you not #and this is why posts about how we need to be kinder bc white people are 'trying' regarding our names just bother me bc it's like #it is so often laziness #so often people not giving a shit and not bothering to check #i can tell when it's laziness and i can tell when someone's genuinely trying #i would never get on someone for genuinely trying #but if you demonstrate being able to address me correctly and then.....stop doing that #what am i supposed to think lol #this happens so often i'm just tired. why am i supposed to suck it up when you can't get my damn 4 letter name right #delete later #sorry. it's been a Week lol

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

what if I told y’all I got these for $28

#went to an outlets thing today bc my dad has had the same sneakers since I was 12 and they FINALLY fell apart #and he had mentioned a pair he liked but I know he’d never buy for himself #typical immigrant dad behavior of never splurging on himself bc he says the money is needed elsewhere #so i went to buy them for him and these were hidden in the back shelves and they were the ONLY ones left and they were my size and only $48? #when they retail for like $100???? #and at first I was like ehhh cause idk what I’d style the red with but my mom convinced me to get them bc it was a steal #and they’re my fav shade of red!!!! so I was like okay I’ll do it bc I know I’d regret it later if I didn’t #and then while I was checking out the guy was doing his usual spiel and was like do you have a Nike account blah blah blah #and he was like if you sign up rn you get 15% off btw!! #so I was like hell yeah bc all it was is making an account with my email no credit card or anything #and they had another 30% tacked on bc they were clearance or something??? #so they ended up being $28?!?!! #and they reminded me of the Valentine’s Day air forces I was like….i have…to have them….. #GORGINA!!!!!! #+100 LIFE POINTS

[chloeseyeliner]

help, we just finished the adhd and autism chapters on my kids and teens' psychopathology course and i am about to send my professor an audhd character recommendation, who is going to be, you guessed it, sara from young royals, because frida is an autistic person (+ she has adhd, i think???), and neurodivergent people have judged this positively, so i am trying to make him add more women fictional characters played by actual neurodivergent people to his list of white men tv-show and movie characters being portrayed as a stereotype by neurotypical actors-

i was going to tell him about alex (claremont-diaz, i mean) too, but he says he doesn't read fiction, so.

i need to remind my autonomic nervous system i am not fighting a giant bear, i am sending a freaking innocent e-mail. stop beating this fast, heart. he isn't going to judge you-

#just imagine #he watches young royals. #and asks who the girl who sent him the email was #and i'll have to raise my hand #. #and explain all the lore to him because he loves asking questions about pieces of media portaying neurodivergent characters/with mental- #-illness etc. because. well. he is a psychologist. that's his job #anyway #anyway! #(of course i didn't talk in class when he was giving us the example of sheldon from bing bang theory to understand what he was saying in- #-theory better because i am an anxious mess) #(also about bbt... i am sorry if you like it. i mean jim parsons is a good actor but. it's a no from me. i can't with all the misogyny/- #-homophobia/+transphobia/racism. and i've only watched video essays on these issues. jesus.) #young royals #i guess #sara eriksson #frida argento #sorry agcd #update one day later: #professor says he'll check yr out. help. (omg)

[m4nym03]

Idia: *sighs heavily* In order for this to work, we need someone willing to go outside.

Ignihyde: *stares silently at screens in horrified introvert*

Ortho: *professional shit-stirrer pointing at one of the couches* What about Alastor-nii? He goes outside every day! :)

Idia + Ignihyde: *slow turn to stare at the who went to the common room in person* e-extrovert? *fight flight freeze instinct activated*

Alastor: *looks like death warmed over, is laying upside down on a the long lounge, pot of coffee in hand and surrounded by energy drinks*

Ortho: *viscously pleased he'd introduced Alastor and his brother*

Alastor: *notices the floating tablets* have I finally overdosed on extroverts or are there people here?

Ignihyde + Idia: *instant relief* introvert established

Ortho: *proud of himself* Nii-san needs you to talk to some people, Alastor-nii!

Alastor: *internally crying as he poured an energy drink in the mostly full coffee pot and chugged, looking nonchalant* that's nice, email me and I'll do it tomorrow

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #ignihyde #idia shroud #ortho shroud #alastor is a high functioning introvert #you can't tell when he's in public #he's just so dead inside you can't tell from looking at him #alastor is the most functional of ignihyde #he's just dead inside #ortho is a little shit #ortho just wants his nii-san to make friends as bad at people as he is #ignihyde oc #that's alastor #i relate with alastor on a spiritual level #wrote this instead of sleeping #ignihyde as a collective holds their dorm meetings like this when mass emails and the dorm group chat can't cut it #there is an extrovert in ignihyde #they only check their emails once a month so they didn't know it was a Tablet MeetingTM #alastor goes outside to lay down in the sun for an hour #sometimes he has plans with the normies who don't know he's actually an introvert #poor alastor #Alastor Shawcross AU #please comment #i need feedback #dopamine where are you

[milo-is-rambling]

My whole life is just waiting periods between cutting my nails like bro why they grow so fast

#I think I wanna paint both hands soon (unheard of in Milo land) #I definitely wanna take the polish off my left hand and repaint that one even if I don’t do my right hand #idk if I wanna cut my nails yet or if I wanna see how long I can get them before they break on their own #funk was like biting my actual nail yesterday like he was trying to break it off for me like he trims his nails #it was cute. anyways #I’ll do my nails today at some point hopefully #AHHH THERAPIST TEXT. oh okay she just texting me that she emailed me I’ll check it in a second okay byeeee #god I need friends #📸 #🪩

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

if i had a nickel for every time my moms called me into her office to show me an email regarding a dead customer who isnt actually dead, id have two nickel. which isnt a lot, but its pretty fucking worrying that its happened twice.

especially considering this time the death was "verified" via death certificate. the man is alive.

#kai rambles #i feel like that maybe just maybe JUST MAYBE there arent enough checks and balances in place if someone can erroneously be registered as #DEAD in a GOVERNMENT DATABASE #especially if this has happened MORE THAN ONCE #HEY ALAN WHATEVER-YOUR-SURNAME-WAS WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SAW THE DEATH CERTIFICATE? THE MAN IS ALIVE #WHOSE DEATH CERTIFICATE DID YOU SEE? DID YOU EVEN SEE A DEATH CERTIFICATE? OR DID YOU JUST CALL THE DEATH REGISTRY OFFICE AND TAKE THEIR #WORD FOR IT RATHER THAN VERIFYING IT? HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD? #HES STILL RECEIVING HIS PIP BENEFITS ALAN DID YOU NOT THINK TO EMAIL THEM ABOUT IT ONCE YOUD REGISTERED THE NOT-DEAD MAN AS DEAD OR DID YOU #THINK THERE WAS NOTHING ABNORMAL ABOUT A MAN YOU BELIEVE IS DEAD RECEIVING PERSONAL INDEPENDENCE PAYMENT? #ALAN WHO DO YOU THINK PIP IS FOR? DO YOU THINK THEYRE GIVING IT OUT AT GRAVEYARDS AND CREMATORIUMS? DO YOU EVEN THINK ALAN? #ALAN WHAT DO YOU KNOW?