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shoezuki · 18 days

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Drunk Gep anon back at it again. How bout I call myself Whiskey🥃?

Fully agree. Dude didn't make it to Captain of the guard with little noodle arms and a weak stomach. I'dimagine Sampo'sbeen slung over his shoulder more than once lmfao. He's defo been shoving bite-sized anything in his gob since he could crawl.

Also love earnest Gep!!! Gepard being all soft and inquiring. Bet Sampo isn't used to havin someone so genuinely interested/knowing of him but so gentle about it, with no ulterior motive. He's got Natasha but she's more the loving yet serious sister who damn near KOs him with the first aid kit when he tries to sneak out whilst injured. Now you've got my head spinnin with ideas!!

May we also consider:

Sampo fucks up. Geppie started gettin soft, not quite drunk but enough to loosen him into sayin things that make Sampo's heart warm and hands fidget, and he just stopped keeping track of his drinks.

He's on cloud 9. Maybe? He's not exactly ecstatic but he's havin a pretty grand time. Maybe cloud 7? He doesn't remember when they left the bar but they've been wandering about for so long it's gotten dark and his mind's too foggy to recognise where they are.

He's also too loose lipped, knows he's being too honest, that his attempts to play off his words as jokes is too long winded and fake but he also can't quite remember what he's said???

Gepard is havin a grand time. He's pretty out of it but can at least walk this time. Happy to trail after Sampo, ask questions about obscure places they pass in the Underworld and about the people, before working up to talk about Sampo himself. How he's a pain in the ass but he admires his work ethic yada yada. He's unfamiliar with the area so he's hoping Sampo knows where they're going. He doesn't.

Neither of em make it home. Not even into a building. Sampo wakes up in the geomarrow equivalent of a tree, doesn't fall purely because he's damn near tied to the thing. There's more half empty bottles on the floor and Gepard has absolutely no clue where his jacket is and Sampo does not own a cane that embezzled, where did he get that?

There's an attempted 'arrest' of course. Gep may be off duty but he's nothing if not devoted to his role. They don't make it far and Bronya/Seele find them half curled up on the floor, holding their heads up against the cold brick XD.

The previous night's open-hearted discussion is blurred but not forgotten.

~ 🥃

GBFJDV GODDDDDD ANON UR SOF RCEYEKE. GOD. FICK SHIT...

Sampo stumbling into gepard at a bar nursing a drink, not tipsy but still loose enough to tell sampo to leave rather than tryna arrest him right away. Sampo obviously staying cuz this is a Great Opportunity no way hes letting this chance to break down geps walls slip thru his fingers.

And just. Sampo wanting to get gepard to open up to him and break down his barriers. Totally to get info out of him of course its not like hes infatuated with the man and wants to know him underneath his position as captain.

Sampo doesnt realize hes getting drunk too, opening up himself. Doesnt realize hes actually having fun w gepard and enjoying talking with him. Doesnt realize hes actually answering gepards questions, telling both personal things about himself and small inconsequential things that arent important but gepard acts like they are.

Gepards genuine So SO genuine and earnest. All kinds of 'youre a hard worker you do help the underworld a lot even if you pretend you dont' and 'i know some of those tips about illegal operations were from you sampo thank you' and 'i admire how focused and strong you are. If only youd put the criminal stuff behind you' and sampo isnt sure if its the liquor or gepard hes drunk off of.

And it ending with gepard having the fucking worst hangover of his life, sampo tied to a large stalagmite passed out and snoring. Gepard like 'god my head hurts. That was the best night of my life. Time to arrest him i guess' and seele being the one to find em bickering halfheartedly while gepard keeps trying to get handcuffs on sampo

#🥃#anon #GOD. FUCK . .DVDHDVDVDNDV #alcohol mention #i am in love w u now anon. hold ny hand

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What kind of parents to Ted do you think Remus and Tonks would've been if they survived?

I don't know why but I imagine that Tonks would be the 'easy one', the one who Ted could tell some juicy details from his teenage life and Tonks would be like 'ooh yeah I understand, tell me more!' and would sometimes behave like she's his friend rather than a mum (which sounds good but could be bad xD) I also imagine lots of cringe nicknames that would embarrass Teddy and lots of hugs and kisses, basically very affectionate and warm, like she was in books.

For Remus... I can't help but imagine him being loving but also strict and a bit cold. He would LOVE Tonks and Teddy obviously, but Remus is not naturally affectionate or open about his feelings and I don't think he would be a natural Family Man (like Arthur Weasley), so he would be reserved. He would express his love towards Teddy by saying how proud he was of Ted's Head Boy badge and ruffle his hair and clap him on the back. I also think his lycanthropy might affect their relationship - Remus would get grumpy, in turn Ted might also get sarcastic and grumpy if he's in a bad mood, which could result in a fight. Also, Remus gives me the ~old fashioned father~ vibes when it comes to discipline, if you know what I mean. BUT in spite of all this, Teddy would be a complete daddy's boy! Especially if he's more like Remus in personality and looks, and he and Remus could talk endlessly and understand each other.

Sorry for long post 🤡 what are your headcanons?

Thank you for your question. Don’t apologise for a long post- I love long posts:) and this reply has turned out v long also.

I touched on the answer a bit here: https://bikelock28.tumblr.com/post/624514058632232960/i-lobed-the-chapters-about-what-happened-to.

I don’t think either Tonks or Lupin would be very strict parents, but I also don’t think either would be the “friends with the kids” type. I don’t think either would be the Cool Parent, because frankly by the time children are old enough to fully understand/appreciate coolness, they’re too old to reckon it applies to their parents.

I think Lupin does most of the childcare. This means he and Teddy are close. Being a dad makes lupin happier than anything. He has a lovely relationship with Teddy: loves teaching Teddy stuff and is also good at being silly with him (remember this is a man who dressed Snape as Neville’s gran and who laughs at James’ jokes 20 years later! Do not underestimate the daftness Remus Lupin is capable of). I think Tonks would absolutely love all of the above.

I write Lupin as allergic to PDA with Tonks, and I think it would largely remain that way. But I don’t think he can keep his hands off Teddy, he is always hugging, tickling, kissing, ruffling hair, having Teddy climb on him, etc. It feels natural to him, he doesn’t even notice that he’s doing it in front of others.

If you grew up in a family where one parent was stay-at-home and the other went to work, you’ll remember that the latter coming home was a bit of a big daily occasion. I think that defo happens with Tonks- “MUMMY IS HOME! Mummy let me show you my drawing, mummy I scored a goal today” etc, hurling himself at her when she comes through the door. Plus it allows her to be Fun Mummy.

However, Aurors presumably work many evenings, weekends, early mornings. If you grow up with a parent who works shifts like that then as the child it’s normal to you. But for many mums that‘s guilt-inducing. I think Tonks would really struggle with that, which makes me sad. Though I suppose the good thing about being married to Lupin is that you’d always have someone to talk to about guilt lol! I reckon she’d buy Teddy all sort of daft and unnecessary toys to make up for missing bedtimes etc. These presents would largely be junk Teddy didn't actually want or need. Lupin would find this habit extremely irritating and it would probably be something they'd argue about: "It's just a silly plastic frog, it was ten knuts," "So why did you bother getting it?" "It's just a little token to say sorry for being away so much this week," "It's clutter we don't need, like that whistle you got him in the Summer. He knows you wish you were home more, Tonks- you don't need to spoil him with junk to prove it," etc etc.

BUT I also reckon Lupin would also be indulgent of Teddy in a different way, e.g:

I bet he’d hate leaving him to cry as a baby.

He’d have phases of extreme anxiety about Teddy’s safety.

Because Lupin’s self-loathing means that he believes he Is Bad, and because he carries a lot of shame, he would be weird and paranoid about Teddy growing up with similar problems. This would lead to him struggling with if an how to punish Teddy when he’s naughty, and with even the idea/wording of “naughty”/“good”/“you’re in trouble” etc.

Tonks, like many people, would find all the above bemusing and infuriating. I headcanon that Andromeda was quite a strict parent to her, and as far as Tonks is concerned she (Tonks) turned out OK. Therefore i think Tonks would have a more normal and healthy approach to punishment: “sending Teddy to bed without his pudding will teach him not to steal biscuits from the tin again”, “telling him he’s been naughty isn’t shaming him”, “he knows we love him even if we get cross sometimes”. Whereas Lupin, with his aforementioned shame and self-loathing would be troubled by all that. I think he would defo argue with Tonks about it. E.g a battleground would be if Teddy can/should sleep in his parents’ bed: "It helps him sleep," "No, Remus, it helps you sleep, but not me, and I'm the one who has to be up at five to go to work," "I'll have him on my side, then" "It doesn't matter, he'll still end up keeping us awake. You've got to get over this clinginess," "He isn't clingy," "He's going to be because of you, and you are because of him. Look, I know you get anxious sometimes about him being alone at night, but he's safe here. He's in the room nextdoor. Nobody is going to hurt him," "That's not what I'm worried about," "Remus, that's exactly what you're worried about. We both know it. It's OK, I understand, but you can't let it effect how we are with Teddy," etc etc.

As for their family relationships when Teddy’s older:

I don’t agree with you about Tonks being keen to hear the juicy details of teddy’s teen life, or him being keen to tell her- remember this is his mum! Plus, if Teddy’s anything like his dad, he’s a closed book. And Tonks has enough experience of Remus by then to respect that in Teddy.

I also disagree with you about Lupin getting grumpy around the full moon. In canon he gets ill, not bad-tempered, so there’s nothing there to cause arguments with Teddy. I don’t think having a werewolf dad would make school easy for Teddy (even though said dad is also a war hero). But I don’t believe Teddy would ever directly blame Lupin for that, because Teddy’s grown up seeing first-hand how being a werewolf is an illness.

Overall I think Teddy’s Hogwarts years would be a happy time for the family (as much as they can be when you have a teenager in the house!). I headcanon Teddy as always pretty independent, so him growing up and making choices would be cool for his parents to watch. Especially as he’s a bright lad, and I don’t head cannon him as having any interest in being an Auror or going into politics. Probably a relief for his parents on a personal level, but also a big signifier for them (and their Order friends) that the war’s over, and they won it so Teddy didn’t have to fight or campaign or be afraid. He can live the life he chooses. He can be normal. Well, as normal as you can be when you have turquoise hair ;)

However, by the time Teddy’s in 4th/5th year I headcanon that Lupin would be getting increasingly unwell. Probably walking with a stick and tiring easily. Of course that’s a difficult thing for a parent to experience, and a child to witness. I think Tonks would try to make this all seem OK and fail, and everyone would be miserable about it. But being a loving family makes even a miserable time a little better.

Hope you enjoyed this long answer. As always, feel free to weigh in or send Asks or Messages.

#Questions or something #Teddy lupin #my rambles #sorry for errors or unhingedess I am on a megabus on a Bank Holiday evening so anything goes

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tillthelandslide · 4 years

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Thirst Trap : Henry Cavill Fake Instagram Post

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thatoneao3writer · 3 years

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Oooh. Rat jus being a tiny floof ball everyone loves until Quackity takes teasing Bad a lil too far n he starts getting mad. Cue Rat shifting into full hellhound form n sending inky blob man flying XD. She's heard his jokes bout her so needed no further incentive lmao.

Oooo. N maybe diamond doggo Rocco?! Someone walks into Skeppy's room to set up a prank n sees a large pile of gems. "Don't mind if I do" and tries to pocket one just for them all to shift into a very happy pupper XD. Skeppy's sister probs dropped him off at some point as a surprise for him n forgot that others might find him first.

Rat would defo spend most of her time sat on top of Rocco, she feels untouchable amongst the gems n it helps her reach food she'd usually not be able to steal.

Funny to think of tiny Rat as a great battle companion but Rocco being a timid lil floof who runs as soon as things start exploding XD

~ Monopoly Anon :)

Oooohhh yes! Canon now ><

#quackity #skeppy #badboyhalo #ask #monopoly anon #ttau

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onf-headcanons · 3 years

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ONF MEMBERS AS YOUR SIBLING (MK & U version)

OMG I AM VERY VERY LOOKING FORWARD TO WRITE THIS PART!!!!!

Either you are related from Yuto or Minkyun side and either one of them later joined the family. Confusing? OK example you are Yuto’s sibling by blood and then later Minkyun joined. Or in reversed, Yuto joined later.

1. You are the youngest sibling (could be in terms age when the family comes together or you being born later OR stand in of Yuto’s youngest sister)

2. You are the middle sibling, being either Yuto’s elder blood sibling or Minkyun’s younger sibling but is older than Yuto.

3. Or you are the eldest (Good luck if you do lol there will be a lot of face palming), and alot of “Yuto, I thought you are on my side????”

Any scenario that is suitable to your own imagination. Also there will be some repeated ideas from first universe because i would like to keep characterization consistency.

Btw this pair of sibling would be one of the noisiest.

My recommendation, you are the middle sibling. But you can totally imagine that your are younger ones. I will try to elaborate both, I hope i won’t confuse you guys🙈

Also age recommendations, Minkyun born in 1995 while Yuto is 1999, so if you are the middle sibling, your birth year is at between. I would prefer as 1997 or 1998. Preferable that 1997 born if you are Yuto’s sibling, while 1998 born if you are Minkyun’s.

If you are the youngest, either you are same age as Yuto but later birthdate or the 3rd child that born after your parents marriage, in this case, 2 years younger than Yuto and 6 years younger than Minkyun.

Heads up I mentioned in the Hyojin & E-tion household, 3 households in this universe are very close to each other.So, apologies in advance and by all means there is not explicit favoritism (I did wrote about household interacting for previous universes). It just convenient and i felt we can use it this way. Also, Minseok is Yuto’s classmate.

General headcanons

Yuto family moved to Korea when he is still a toddler. So he speaks Korean outside and Japanese back home. Because his family speaks in Kansai dialect, Yuto picks up that dialect automatically

Of course it could be Yuto’s family moved to Korea when he is at middle school age as well, it can be flexible.

Minkyun struggling to learn Japanese but then give up. But it never stops him to randomly drops in weird Japanese when he is hyper, and then leaving Yuto （and you）facepalming because Minkyun used it wrongly

Actually even though mature but super sensitive brothers. Well in very different ways. But should you live with them long enough, you pick up that intuitively

I dont think this family will have alot of fight because both are sensitive in nature and deeply scare to hurt each other. So this family is all about giving out mental security to family members as well.

(its very different from MInseok Yuto household, because them 2 are in same age, so there is less factor to consider, while Yuto would have to put in Minkyun being a hyung when he started to get used to Minkyun’s existence. And Minkyun will sometimes, not in a bad way, being to passionately and freeminded hoping the younger one to open up more)

I mean, Yuto is defo the tsundere one while Minkyun radiates big puppy energy for this pair chemistry.

Loud

Bonus, Yuto never knew Minkyun can be that clingy lol XD

Minkyun never knew Yuto can be such a fan towards his weird antics XD He thought Yuto wont get his joke due to cultural differences, but turns out Yuto loves it (well cause mostly is body gag/ mom gaegu, like you see what Minkyun did during his birthday’s mini game heaven in 2020, that suddenly motor engine starting? Ya that is total epic lol )

Its super harmonious? like this family combi does not shy away on expressing hey i need help and family members super volunteer to help out if needed. (not that i mean other family does not help out each other, but this one is particularly doing it with super high tendency)

Due to Japanese background, Yuto might try to settle things on his own, but Minkyun will break that mindset stereotype and helps him out (like why you think it is a hassle for me? Ask for help if needed that is what family is here for.)

Minkyun playing guitar while singing and that is how your family know if he is at home or not.

Yeap in this universe Minkyun is a songwriter while Yuto is a dance coach and dancer (later when they all grow up, BTW i am thinking that Yuto and Minseok runs a dance academy later on.)

Minkyun is also part time sponsor/volunteer at pet shelter. In the end you and Yuto also are familiar faces at the spot.

Also, hanging out being little part timers at Baskin Robbins lol

OH IF WANNA TRULY LINK EVERYTHING FOR UNIVERSE 3, BASKIN ROBBINS being the main meetup/setup point. Jaeyoung is Minkyun’s friend so he would always drop by to have ice cream. While Changyoon could be doing a part time job there before and while occasionally drop by when he is nearby.

welp they all live in the neighbourhood/same city in this universe so they all coincidentally bump at each other very often.

Either Yuto joining a school dance club or a dance academy so there is where he met Minseok. (Who is a really curious kid who also look up to Yuto and Yuto also look up to him, cos dance talents)

(for this part I wont be talking about how Minkyun snuggling cat snacks cos its repeating what I wrote.)

Scenario 1

If you are related with Yuto and Minkyun is the new join

Could you be are extroverted and you kind off help Yuto to get close to Minkyun

You and Yuto would find this new brother fascinating. He looks quiet at the beginning but later he will prove you both wrong

But when Minkyun is his serious mode, you will feel strange towards that too, because how can he has such large gap

i thinking its super cute and funny that if you and Yuto both gets intimidated at Minkyun’s height lol

It will be fun if Yuto has a denial stage aka hard time opening up to accept it because he is cautious, but you just bluntly accept it and joins Minkyun. It shows difference between personality of related blood siblings lol

IF actually you and your blood brother are introvertedly fun, Minkyun’s existence will be the key to spark both of your dork traits. It is a assuring factor for your parents that you 3 hang out very well.

its not like your family never heard Yuto laughed, but ever since Yuto and Minkyun opened up and gets close, Yuto is laughing alot.

you and Yuto both asking MInkyun for help when you two could understand some Koreans. But since Minkyun fools around 50:50, you two ends up googling or just straight up asking your friends

But if it is homework/grammar wise, Minkyun will really really explain it to you.

Minkyun also get close towards Yuto’s classmate, Minseok. I think a few times, you did not join, but the boys went out to roam the streets to feed stray cats/animals.

Bonus if in this hc, and you are younger than Yuto, and you have a crush on Minseok. Minkyun picks it up and would wanna help out but you told him to keep still XD

you three gonna be game buddies for sure lol

Scenario 2

If you are related with Minkyun and Yuto is the new joined / OR my preference, Yuto being the home stay student, and your family ends up unofficially adopts a Japanese sibling since Yuto continues his homestay contract with your family.

You and Minkyun thought Yuto is a bit distant in the beginning, and you three overwork your brains on trying too hard not to do something impolite towards each other culture.

But you and Minkyun would be surprise at how Yuto is so adapted to Korean culture later on.

Could be you are similarly shy like Yuto and need time to open up. This time Minkyun will be the one to open up first and slowly helps you.

Minkyun would suggest 3 of you to hang out at pet shelter. It does help.s

hould it is the homestay hc, I do see your family and Yuto’s family going along very well. Occasionally showing up to greet Yuto’s family during Skype session.

As Minkyun is the one who gave up, you are the one who would pick Japanese up later on. It gave Minkyun a shock when you and Yuto casually switching Japanese and Korean (with you amateur Japanese, but its already enough to give Minkyun a fright)

He might pout a bit, thinking/semi blaming himself a bit for not putting more effort to try to manifest the tool get close with Yuto. But then will throw the worry aside because its not really that important. Because he understands that its not like he and Yuto could not communicate anyways.

if it is the student hc, This could be when you and Minkyun are still high shcool-ers/ middle school-ers. And your school opens for foreigns students.

Minkyun being a bit worried because of he is 95er and Yuto a 99er. But when one day he sees Minseok come to visit, he goes: “ OMG thank goodness, I was so worried that he could not get along with classmate.”

Yuto just sidelining his hyung lol like chill dude, I interacts just fine ok. Don’t worry.

(maybe Minseok comes to pass homework for Yuto because Yuto was sick and Minseok know the address.)

Similar to above, should you are Minkyun’s younger sibling, he can picks up that you have a crush on Minseok too.

Scenario 3

If you are the child that born later from your parents marriage

Them both flustered when they first meet the baby you.

Idk why for this hcs, I felt that age gap will be wider, as Yuto and Minkyun’s parents come together when them both are more older than other hcs. My age range idea is Yuto is about 10 or 13 while Minkyun is 14 or 17.

So, also I do think them both had a fight with parents, especially the mom because of her decision to get pregnant at older age. But quickly reconciled, they are just worried, no bad intentions.

Because they are more grown compared to other hcs for this scenario, they help out on babysitting even more and even practical.

Minkyun basically is just like a young flustered dad while Yuto is the calmer one. But sometimes when the baby you throws a tantrum because you specifically wanted mommy, cues in both Minkyun and Yuto flustered.

Also, Minkyun being funny but you are unbothered, 3 seconds later, it was Yuto who could not hold in and burst out laughter.

You might be the one who pick up the language. And because you master both language, maybe later on your career pick would be interpreter

Rather than Yuto gets confused with language, you are the one who gets confused with language in the beginning lol

It only got better when Yuto decided that you should speak Japanese with him and Korean with Minkyun in the household.

Minkyun is gonna let his baby young sibling ride him, and he will do his iconic either elephant or horse voice imitations.

(super funny bonus, if you are scared of that when you are a baby, but it got better later on.)

A/N I will stop here because I dont wanna write repetitive stuffs

#onf #onf headcanon #onf headcanons #onf imagine #onf imagines #onf scenarios #onf scenario #sibling!au #sibling!onf #mk #u #onf mk #onf u #mizuguchi yuto #park minkyun

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specialsituationsgroup · 3 years

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A study of Discworld

Color of Magic, pt 6

In which everyone wats to killl Twoflower and I disect a joke.

1 "Ah Gorphal." = "Ah Vimes." XD

"Can I pres you into a candied jellyfish." The second time the Patrician is offering people sweets without eating any himself. Hmmm.

"The partician allowed himself the luxury of a scowl." Yep, defo Vetinari.

2 "Knowledge of the empire lies less in noting particular events and more in studying a certain cast of mind." Gorphal about the Empire, an approach Vetinari will later use to great effect.

3 The first letter from Agatea is from the Emperror, who is an idealistic boy and cares for his people.

The second letter is from the vizier, who actually runs the Empire and considers Emperrors as figureheads. He runs things by keeping everyone in their place, and the greates danger to him is dissatisfaction that Twoflower could bring from 'barbarian' parts.

The vizier wants Twoflower die in 'barbarin lands', ie Ankh-Morpork, rather than come back dissatisfied with the Empire. So now the Patrican is "asked" to have Twoflower killed. The plan is to have an assasin ready, in case Twoflower doesn't die by himself from random violence.

Early Vetinari agrees with the vizier, ie he cares about the city but not individual people. This is a huge contrast to "The dark one there gets angry when his citizens are killed." Basically he goes from the vizier to the emperor. One of many examples of Vetinari's character growth that will happen through the series, which is another reason why he's my favorite.

4 "You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom and then you're so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half-blind from reading ancient grimories that you can't remeber what comes next."

Establishing the uslessness of magic uslesness for everyday life while taking the piss out of it. Another case of exposition through humor. I'm detecting a pattern here.

5 "When Twoflower said they've got a better kind of magic in the empire I thought he didn't mean magic as such. [...] A better way of doing things. Something with a bit of sense in it. Harnessing lightning or something."

Wow, the whole magic-goes-away arc has been set up *really* early.

6 Twoflower doesn't trust water in Ankh-Morpork so he brought his own. Rincewind doesn't trust Twoflower's water because there's no life in it.

Bless.

Captain Eghtpanther's bread has saved many sailor's lives. Rincewind think's its because its hard as wood and therefore either used as a raft or a weapon against sharks.

A piss on dwarf bread, perhaps?

7 "As the guard came in line with the alley, some more [gold] fell. It was still in it's bag. There was quite a lot of it. Rincewind brought it heavily on his head."

More comical fight scenes. The humor comes from reversing the order of descriptions, implying one and then fliping it in explicit text. What is a hickup in plain narration works perfect as setup and punchline.

Yes I know I just killed the joke, but I suck at humor. This is me trying to learn.

8 Twoflower is in the Drum, explaining in-sewer-ants to its owner.

And now we know how the fire will start >:D

9 The characers from chapter two are back, so not throaway then. Well, some of them, at least.

The head of the thieves and the head of assasins have a stalemate over Twoflower.

"We had a deal, I dont kill and you don't steall."

"Fine, I'll kill him and you rob him."

Ah, the guilds' division of labour and monopoly on violence.

Notes: This chapter establishes Vetinari at his worst self. More hints of things that will be expanded uppon much later. More exposition through mockery, and humor through narrative reversal, ie the implied settup vs explicit pucnhline.

To be continued...

#Discworld #studying discworld #literature #gnu terry pratchett #pterry

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mcschnuggles · 4 years

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different anon here, but I'd like in on this good good Avi business with a little angst if that's alright. do you think how Avi treats Taako as the adorable baby brother is reminiscent of how Lup would treat him? And like Taako takes a subconscious/unknowing comfort in that prior to remembering the stolen century?

oh YES

Lup was sometimes a little more jokingly mean, she often called him a brat as a joke (which side note was absolutely why he put up with Sazed treating him that way) but she was definitely just as lenient as Avi at the end of the day. With her it was more of a “i’ll cause chaos with you” more than her allowing it, which is probably why Taako is such a demon in the first place LOL He just wants someone to join in on the fun! She also strikes me as the i’m-three-minutes-older kind of twin, so she defo calls Taako her baby bro in and out of headspace xD

#headcanon discussions with schnuggle #god bless all you anons you're making my night

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tonyglowheart · 5 years

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It’s super interesting to me to see other people’s interpretations of other version of Lan Wangji, because I see more of what ppl say re: like repression and being... a little more fragile emotionally and such are in the novel version?

So many ppl in the timed comments on viki were making joking-not-joking comments about CQL!LWJ being jealous, and I guess I could kind of see it, but it wasn’t a read that took easily for me. I still feel like CQL!LWJ is perhaps a bit more emotionally well-adjusted than the novel version.

Like to me, novel!LWJ is definitely repressed vs restrained, the explanation of which we look directly to Lan Qiren’s upbringing of him under the strictures of the GusuLan Sect rules and such. He’s hella repressed and therefore has no idea what to do with his feelings and when he feels one (1) feeling he tends to explode with it. The dam-holding-back-floodwaters metaphor

Whereas I’d still say CQL!Lan Wangji was private and restrained by nature to being with, which was ofc heightened by Lan Qiren’s upbringing and the GusuLan strictures, but e.g. the glimpses we get of lil baby LWJ parallel his adult disposition to me, and also I find his reactions a bit less explosive than novel!Lwj (although some of what I think tipped novel!Lwj towards more “explosive” for me is, uh, his reactions to wwx’s uhh provocations. you know lol). I mean he still has no idea what to do with his feelings, I think, but I think with CQL!Lwj it’s more because he never really had any good models for how to behave emotionally with people, and less because his heavily repressed emotions are finally exploding out of him the way novel!Lwj reads to me. (like @pumpkinpaix said, his way of telling Lan Xichen he likes WWX was to be like “I want to bring him to Cloud Recesses and hide him away” bc basically his model for a romantic relationship is his parents,,, yeah,,,,) So like... in contrast to novel!lwj, still waters run deep metaphor.

Novel!Lwj is growing on me, but since I came to MDZS through The Untamed, I defo have a special place in my heart for somehow-more-emotionally-balanced LWJ XD. Or like, that’s my read on the characters, anyway.

#the untamed #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #lan zhan #you know? it's bc lil baby lwj was reading his mom his lessons when he visited #while lxc's narration was like ''she never asked about our homework'' so she's not the one asking him to read her his lessons #i think this is down to lqr because lil bb lwj doesn't have any other models for how to make his parental figure happy #he knows his uncle is happy when he shows how well he learned his lessons. so he figured his momma would too #it's really cute in a really precocious way and also kind of sad and i want to give him all of the hugs #the other thing is yeah i get it's cute to be like aw lwj is jealous but i also think that's not giving lwj enough credit for his resilience #given the like... massive amounts of shit he's been through #i just think it's interesting that cql!lwj seems to come through a little bit more even-keeled #whereas novel!lwj seems more like that thing someone said in the untamed about things looking like fire from the front/their perspective #but ice from the side....#mxtx

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dailysassfromshego · 5 years

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My take on KP live action! *SPOILERS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*

*Now 1st of all this was a brand new concept of KP, not the classic cartoon we are all used to! + A lot more kid friendly, if you ask me! (The original show had a lot of adult jokes + late 90’-early 2000’ concepted.)* So please take this live action as a whole new alt universe of KP!

-Ok the 3D effects are defo NOT the best!

-I take it all back on not thinking Tayor Ortega was the right Shego! She might didn’t have the looks we all were looking for, but the character was soooooo on point and it’s basically the most important of all!

- Todd is basically Drakken! Change my mind! Lol u can’t!

-They look so cute laughing together OMG!!!!

- Sadie is such a sweetheart but Kim in this universe is such a crybaby (still cute tho)!

- Kim ain’t a cheerleader!!!!

- We needed more of Ron tbh! He is like a major main character yoooo!!!

- Also Rufus!!!!

- Also the Tweebs!

- Nana P. killed it!!!!

- Bonnie is such a BITCH!!!

- Got mixed feeling on Athena...

- Steven Barkin is a bald, probs at 50’, cat lover! (Weird but funny!)

- The hell is the COCAO MOO???!!!

- No KIMBOOOO you do NOT trust robots!!!

- Drakken as a kid: let’s hope this time works! XD (He called Shego mum!!!!.... I lol-ed so damn much at 5am!!!)

- I knew it Drakken was all about the MEMES!!!

*ok overall it was a very entertaining and funny movie and I’ll defo be rewatching it for as much as I can!!!*

(Shot out to @juckalope and @stcywoke for giving me the links to watch it free!!! 💚💚💚)

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#kim possible #shego #dr. drakken #kim possible live action #kim possible live action movie

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chubbyooo · 5 years

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OTP meme

i was tagged by @the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond thankyouuuuu can’t wait to answer about this one

all taggooos already tagged as per usual

For Gacen and Risha -

always sometimes

#swtor #my swtor #swtor oc #swtor ocs #Gacen #gacen zandar #risha drayen #risha #otp #my otp

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imaginegladions · 7 years

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My gosh, I would probably give you a small piece of my soul for a Star Trek AU. ; A;

Star Trek: Beyond was the best like the entire series of movies was such a rollercoaster ride because I went from Spirk to Mckirk to Spones shipper through all of them.

I rlly… rlly love Star Trek okay like omfg.

STAR TREK AU HEADCANONS:

Lillie is defo studying in the Science department. Probably in Xenobiology.

She wants to help all the alien species too. :3

Her brother, Gladion, is on the Command track though.

Gladion is good with sciences but he’s much better suited to leading.

Hau studies Engineering because he’s better with physical work.

In which, Hau is Scotty except he’s not stuck on a base in a deserted planet.

Gladion has finally managed to be taken in as Second in Command for the U.S.S. ALOLA after being transferred from the U.S.S. SKULL.

He was the Pilot for U.S.S. SKULL and Plumeria was Second in Command to Captain Guzma. :3

The Captain of the U.S.S. ALOLA is Hala ofc.

Lillie gets good enough that she’s bumped up to Head Science Officer after Kukui retires.

You are the Head Medical Officer. Well, not really, but there’s a huge attack on the U.S.S. ALOLA and you end up becoming the Head Med Officer because the Head Officer… well, dies.

Not the way you wanted to inherit this position but okay.

You have a bunch of idiots you have to make sure not to let die.

And chiefest and greatest of all worries is the new Captain.

Hala gets injured and leaves Gladion in charge while you treat him.

The old man is still v chipper even with his leg broken up.

Gladion and Hau become close solely because the only reason the ship is even still functioning is because of Hau.

Not that Gladion would say thanks…

Lillie has to force him to say thanks.

Ergo, Lillie and Hau friendship.

Your troubles aren’t finished though. Because, during all that fuss, another ship from the future appears with a biG ASS SHIP CHASING IT.

The same big ass ship that messed up the U.S.S. ALOLA in the first place.

Gladion is all for leaving and saving his crew but the smol ship sends a message to the ALOLA and it’s!!! Lillie!!! and his!!! dad!!!

Mohn somehow managed to get himself stuck in the future where Lusamine goes so nuts at his disappearance that she decides to get revenge on Starfleet.

Mohn and Lusamine were head scientists on an Outpost in a different country.

Mohn got lost in time during an experiment in a somewhat near future.

Mohn somehow made it back in time but a little farther in the past than he intended.

They beam Mohn into the ALOLA and crash his ship into the centre of Lusamine’s doom ship.

Future!Mohn is super thankful but unless they find a way to send him to the right time he’ll have to stick around for a bit.

Gladion and Lillie make sure to tell their parents not to get involved in any time-travel related experiments.

Instead of a time travel experiment, they get involved in the unfreezing of a superhuman named Nihilego.

Nihilego brainwashes Lusamine into destroying Starfleet with her because Nihilego’s family was imprisoned by Starfleet.

In truth, though. The Ultra Beasts were responsible for almost ending the Earth a few years back.

Gladion and some people from the ALOLA are beamed onto Nihilego’s ship - a stolen Starfleet ship called the U.S.S. SYMBIONT - and Lillie talks some sense into Lusamine (treating her with some medicine you gave her).

Meanwhile, Gladion brings Nihilego down. ( *^*)

*shakes fist in air in victory*

He also manages to hurt himself quite a bit.

Actually, he pretty much almost dies.

When Lillie and Lusamine bring him back to the ALOLA he’s half dead.

You’re in tears as you operate on him for two days.

Luckily, your ever helpful Hau comes in with Nihilego as their prisoner and you have to take a blood sample while Gladion is still stable.

You realise that Nihilego’s blood can save Gladion!

You have to carefully inject Gladion with the alien blood in specific places and in specific doses that aren’t tested yet.

It’s all very stressful and screams court martial but you don’t care you just need to make sure your dumb Captain lives goddamnit.

When Gladion finally wakes up!!!

You want to hit him so bad but he’s just woken up from certain death so you end up grabbing him in his stupid face and kissing him.

Wolf whistles by all the medical staff.

Gladion fights all the Starfleet Officials to keep you on his ship.

*cackles at the possible fandom joke*

You have to stop practicing medicine for a while as punishment for using an untested substance but eventually you get your license back (after taking some repetitive tests).

You have your own spot in the Bridge now despite not being needed there bc you’re just medical personnel.

Gladion just likes having you around.

You like to be next to him to make sure he doesn’t do something insanely self-sacrificing.

You and Lillie team up to protect him.

Sometimes, Hau will come up to the bridge and you three commiserate over messing with Gladion so he’ll lighten up. XD

Lusamine and Mohn retire after discovering a safe way to send Future!Mohn back to his original time.

#type: headcanons #type: asks

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