#hes holding tubbo like tubbos a fish

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

It's finally time for the February summary!

And you NEVER guess who won again!

Richarlyson

With 12/58 polls won (20%!!!) and another win under his belt, it's safe to say I'm scared of him. Richarlyson was voted most likely to:

Dig holes in the yard for no reason

Be a terror to a babysitter

Pretend to be kidnapped during a road trip

Try to get struck with lightning

Be a biter

Be better off if he were raised by wolves

Spin in an office chair enough to break it

Wear shorts in 0° weather

Lick a metal pole as a joke but get stuck

Be an Ethogirl

Start the plot of 'The Parent Trap'

Love 'Fortnite'

Wonderful chaos child.

SunnySideUp

Some things never change, do they? Coming in 2nd place for the 2nd month in a row, with 11/58 polls won, is our sunshine princess! They've been voted most likely to:

Sleep with no less than 7 blankets

Demand to paint her parent's nails

Watch Winx Club

Hold their breath to get what they want

Cry every time a parent takes her fishing

Drive around the island in a toy car

Become a leaf millionare on the playground

Wear light up shoes

Follow an internet tutorial to become a mythical creature

Have the most insane roleplay with barbie dolls

Make friendship bracelets

What perfect results for Tubbo's princess!

Dapper

I was actually surprised to see Dapper in 3rd this month! With a score of 9/58 polls won, she's certainly climbed the ranks this time! Dapper has been voted most likely to:

Be really into bugs

Have a dinosaur hyperfixation

Learn how to perform magic tricks

Be able to name every local animal species by name

Perform surgeries on his stuffed animals

Hyperfixate on 'Digimon: Digital Monsters'

Love 'Undertale'

Create "potions" in the bathtub

Collect mundane objects

Ah, just like his father. (I think they would love Digimon, and I will CRACK on this hill)

Pepito

Next is the littlest huevo ever, Pepito with 8/58 polls won! Pepito has been voted most likely to:

Climb a tree and get stuck

Have a comfort blanket that's probably falling apart

Have a pocket full of rocks by the end of the day

Sit on the floor to watch TV

Only sleep in a onesie

Wear velcro shoes because Pepito can't tie Pepito's laces

Accidentally call the teacher mom/dad

Be unable to keep a poker face

I'm realising how long this post is going to be now...

Tallulah

Now is when the point drop off happens. Coming in at 5/58 polls, Tallulah has been voted most likely to:

Eat flowers and judge them by color and taste

Make Valentine's day cards for everyone on the island

Write a musical for her siblings to play in

Cut her own hair

Be the teacher's pet

I'm glad to see her higher up on the list this month! I can't wait to see if her model gets redesigned, I'm confident it will look awesome.

Chayanne

Coming in just under his sister with 4/58 polls, Chayanne has been voted most likely to:

Be concerningly excited to go fishing

Read Sun Tzu's 'The Art of War'

Play the drums

Make a pillow fort to comfort a sibling after a nightmare

He may have come in lower this month, but I'm sure he's happy his sister is getting the attention.

Ramón

These next three are tied, with 3/58 polls won! Ramón has been voted most likely to:

Get really into Hide and Seek

Be on tech for Tallulah's musical

Join Richas in the plot of 'The Parent Trap'

Leonarda

With 3/58, Leonarda has been voted most likely to:

Pretend to be a werewolf on the full moon

Be raised by Wolves

Wear Heelies

Empanada

Now the last with 3/58, Empanada has been voted most likely to:

Sew cool outfits for her siblings

Exclusively eat poptarts in the morning

Have a sugar crash from all of the Valentine's day candy

I'm noticing a theme with those three.

Pomme & Chunsik

Unfortunately, Pomme and Chunsik did not win any polls in February. While Chunsik is the newcomer, Pomme hasn't won a poll yet! Although after that wonderful Paintball poll, I imagine that will change for March! Better luck next time, my complimentary-colored eggs.

#qsmp #qsmp eggs #not a poll #month recap #this took me way too long to make #I'm glad its done now #I'm going to go lay down now o(-( #Let me know if there's any mistakes here because I'm too tired to comb through right now hahaha #Ah I forgot my other tags #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah #qsmp dapper #qsmp ramón #qsmp leonarda #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp pepito #qsmp pomme #qsmp empanada #qsmp sunny #qsmp sunnysideup #qsmp chunsik

[phatcatphergus]

Okay, this is really fucking specific, but back when i was younger in Florida, my family would always go to the flea market and this flea market would let you feed the alligators for like $5 for 3 pieces of meat.

The meat, which was like cut up hotdogs, would be attached to these hella long wooden poles with fishing wire tied to it with a regular hook that you attached the meat onto.

And you’d just stand there, feeding the alligators, with a pole that was 4 times your size with your dad just helping you hold the pole.

Now imagine that, but the alligators are chocobos and its Sunny and Tubbo feeding rabbit and horse meat to the chocobos.

At one point, the capture some poor worker and Tubbo just lowers them into the Chocobo pit.

You are actually so real for that they would so do that

The Feds actually send a tax bunny and tubbo knocks him upside the head only for the bunny to wake up tied up and being used as bait to teach tubbos daughter how to “fish”.

Tubbo and Sunny on the edge of the pit, Tubbo standing behind sunny and teaching her how to properly lower the line and that she has to be patient to get a catch. He’s holding onto the poll behind her and complimenting her hand placement, meanwhile the bunny is losing his SHIT as the line gets lower and lower into the pit.

#they’re such a horror movie family #like why is her dad a mass murderer who had kills in the triple digits from purgatory #also sunny saying she would eat the bunny is so cannibal child of a father who kills for her #also I need to go feed alligators so badly now that sound sick as FUCK #qsmp #tubbo #qsmp tubbo #qsmp sunny #qsmp bunny #asks #mutual asks

[keirawantstocry]

I’ve been thinking about poly morning crew (who amongst us hasn’t?) and them taking little power naps in a pile. If they’re awake before anyone else they’re going to get tiered. This napping in random places using each other as a pillow.

Tubbo adamantly denies this makes him happy bc that boy is so scared of rejection and/or showing an ounce of emotional vulnerability

you are the realest for this

If you asked any islander where either Fit or Pac or Tubbo were they would always give you the same answer. “With each other.” 

If you tried to catch one of them alone it was honestly near impossible. They were even worse when they were sleeping. When one of them went to sleep for the day or night, the other two were always hovering around. 

They could be found at each other's bases all the time. More a pile of limbs than anything else. Most often you would find Tubbo laying flat on his back, spread out like a star fish while the other two clung to various extremities; an arm or leg they didn't care which. But equally as often you would find Fit sitting there, his head back as he scored softly with both of the boys somehow twisted like pretzels in each other's arms and on top of his lap. 

The cutest moments had to be the bigger piles. There would be huge stacks of pillows and blankets in whatever location they decided on for the night to make sure it was as comfortable for their kids as possible. Sunny would be found with her tiny arms wrapped around Fit's human arm as her pai stroked her hair and with his other was playing with Pac's hair. Ramón would be found curled up on Pac's chest, wrapped in a blanket with one tiny hand sticking out to hold Pac's hand. And then there was Richas with his arms around Sunny and his legs propped up on Fit's. 

One big family right? That's what the island is all about. 

#qsmp #my writing #fanfiction #poly morning crew #q!tubbo #q!fit #q!pac #qsmp sunny #qsmp ramon #qsmp richarlyson #fitpacbo

[dr3amofagame]

like the only thing my mans took were Ls in the time between the revolution + manberg/pogtopia fr 😭

c!Skeppy takes Spirit's leather like from his? grave??? Just Because and c!Dream tries to negotiate with him to get it back. c!Tommy and c!Tubbo are uhhh mostly just there. He ends up trading Cat for Spirit and the entire time c!Tommy is like But My Disc Tho trying to figure out which position would be the most favorable for him to get the disc back

c!Dream gets run over by c!Tommy's minecart 😭 and c!Tommy immediately takes all of his stuff and holds it hostage for the discs. c!Tubbo grabs his sword and hides it in a bunker without telling anyone. c!Dream offers Spirit in exchange for his things.

After c!Sapnap kills Fungi and the Pet Wars end up in full swing, c!Tommy decides to work with a vengeful c!Niki because he sees this as an opportunity to get the discs. (There's a bit of a pattern with him, if you haven't noticed.) They take Beckerson and Mars hostage, and end up negotiating with c!Dream (who. just wasn't involved in this ????? 😭) and (after c!Dream is too cocky and loses the disc in c!Tommy's jukebox room) trade beckerson, mars, spirit, and dream's sword for tubbo's bee boxes, tommy's pets, (which c!Dream took hostage in response) and Mellohi* (*a fake one, but they didn't know that.) The spirit c!Dream gets is also a fake. So, to summarize, c!Dream gets Beckerson and Mars back (which were taken in revenge for something that c!Sapnap did) as well as his sword, and c!Tommy still has Spirit, has gotten back one of the discs, also has a fake disc XD, and the two of them establish a peace for a little while.

Also in continuation of the pet wars c!Dream, at one point, when c!Fundy is trying to get the fish to take revenge on c!Sapnap, leads c!Fundy to the pet house to allow him and Niki to take revenge on one of c!Sapnap's pets. Then after Sapnap responds with his usual (excessive violence), Dream helps Sapnap to hide all of their pets. Which then end up getting held hostage. Because this is the Pet Wars.

So, to sum up: c!Dream ends up having his gear (including the sword) and his pets (including Beckerson + Mars) held hostage against him several times, loses Spirit, loses both discs, and meanwhile he's like. he's just sitting there man. like he was literally just standing there.

#i still have to go back and rewatch all of this to be 100% sure of all events but like brooooo #mans just kept getting blackmailed fr fr

[alliumbugs]

hello sailor tommy catfishsailor. can I hear perhaps about some calliumduo headcanons? if you have any? if not maybe some cclingy

*runs around in circles* oh boy DO i have cAlliumduo headcannons. Gonna start with their relationship and then a few for just their characters. Headcannons under the cut!

Alliumduo:

Ranboo is one of those people whos main love language is gift giving. While Tommy prefers physical touch, and so ranboo makes blankets that Tommy can snuggle up into

They are both Autistic, and so they both assume allistic behaviours that Tubbo has is just because he’s dyslexic and they just think that they are both allistic

Ranboo is super anxious about hurting Tommy and so when they have sex they are CONSTANTLY like “Tommy are you sure your not hurt” and tommy finds this super dang cute

Ranboo:

Due to where they were stabbed when they were revived it fucked up their spine so much that they are now a full time wheelchair user

They now spend most of their days painting or crocheting because they like having something to do with their hands

Their enderwalk is actually just that they are apart of a system. Each of the different “Ransonas” are just different alters!

Often Ranboo is found wheeling around with Michael on his lap who is very excitedly babbling about something

Every single alter in the system has a special interest in grass (clingy duo find this very funny)

Otter/enderman hybrid!!! they love to hold hands!!

Tommy:

Like i said, Autistic! With a comfort item that is a cow plush named Cow Cow

Also cannot handle loud noises at all and can easily get into a meltdown from them. Has headphones that he wears almost everywhere that has stickers that Michael has put on

Tommy mainly uses a walking stick but some days if they are having a worse pain day they use a rollator

Tommy likes to spend hours just fishing all by himself. Tubbo once got him a shirt that says “women want me, fish fear me”

He/him butch lesbian

Lion hybrid!!! Very big and poofy hair because of this

#the catfish headcannons #dsmp #tommyinnit #ranboo #cTommy #cRanboo #the catfish friends #the catfish answers

[drowninginblox]

Reminders

A group of drabbles that I wrote on a whim. Enjoy!

It's been some time since Tubbo last saw the morning crew altogether. It wasn't something he lingered on, he had plenty of machines to distract himself with. Yet every so often, the thought would seep in between the brief spaces between his geers. Lingering laughter intermixed fragments of English and Portuguese. The smell of coffee and oil intermixed with wine, dandelions, and sweat. Sometimes he would space out mid-experiment only to be taken out with the howls of his business partner or the reminder of his ever-sleeping daughter.

Forexample, just earlier today, as the young satyr was reading himself for the day, he passed a loose calendar on his way to the coffee pot. Most of the time Tubbo would pay it no mind. However, a day was circled in pink marker- marking the day as one sunny made sure to remember in the case Tubbo did, which he is always one to do. Ceasing his trip mid-step, he lingered on the brief note longer than he should.

"Fit's Arm"

A few charges in his brain fire, a smile, small and tired, slowly creeps onto his face. He didn't get to ask Fit about his arm. It must've slipped by with a myriad of things Tubbo's sure to have missed throughout his life. But, with this newfound vigor, he can't help but chuckle. Maybe later today he'll stop by Fit's place. Pac's too if he can't find the Florida man. A laugh follows as he gets back to his journey to the coffee pot at the realization that he'd give up an arm and a leg for his morning crew

------

Phil wasn't that worried when he saw his children still in bed. He made sure to check their temperatures, to which both were fine, and sighed when nothing changed after three days. This isn't anything new to Phil, Chyanne and Tallulah on separate occasions have had their bouts of long rests. Yet when Bagi and Tina reported that the other eggs were the same, Phil could only fear the worst. It was one thing for the Ender King to go after him, that's fine. But children? This was a new low.

Even though he was a vessel of the gods, he could only do so much when it came to their rights. So in solidarity, he lit some incense, burned a few roses, and prayed that his anxieties weren't reality. In the meantime, making medicine for the eggs when they were lucid enough to take some.

It's been weeks now, and nothing has changed. Phil was sitting on the fishing perch with a fresh cup of green tea in his hands, contemplating the horizon for the twelfth time that week. His eyes and throat stung and exhaustion was on the cusp of his soul. Yet he remained. "Darling, please," A voice he only heard in his dreams coaxed. One that was sweat like honey and dark as night. "You know I won't go down easily love," He relented. A shared sigh followed as a light touch made contact with his shoulder. "I know."

He turns his head. A form he knew too well greets him, veiled from the sun and other's gaze. "It's been too long." She admits. Phil smiles before glancing at the door. Eyes do wide with panic. "Please don't tell me you're here for-" She puts her other hand on his other shoulder, holding him together. "No." Her hat moves with her shaking head. "No. I am here strictly for personal reasons. I have no business here, I promise you." A breath he didn't know he was holding almost took the man's soul. "Thank the gods," She slaps his shoulder. "I would never do that to you, you know that!"

"I know you wouldn't! It's just, others... have come here. 'Sinked their claim into my family, Kristen." She sighs. A tear slips though the warrior's gaze. "I'm so sorry my love." A hand holds his face as the cracks slowly grow in his guard. Who knew the reaper mourned the living?

------

The movement of his weapon carried Pac through his nights. With thoughts of his beloved haunting him in his dreams only to take up to see his sons trapped in their haze of sickness, the only thing that seemed to get him through these restless nights was monster slaying. Something about it was so cathartic. The repetitive swing of an axe, scythe, or sword and the groans of pain of those he vanquished. In a way, it was a great form of exertion. One that made his mind blur into itself while his body acted on sharpened instinct after a year of hostility.

While he replayed a conversation with Ramon in his head, he was taking out half a dozen zombies at a time. Hoards of them have turned into a nuisance more than a lingering fear. "Oi!" The break through the groans snaps Pac out of his haze, his body turning to the noise. Mike stands on a nearby hill, waving something bright in his hands. A surge of pain trails up Pac's arm, redirecting himself on the annoyance at hand.

It doesn't take him too long to clean up the group but the clearer Mike's voice became, the faster the exhaustion laced itself through his muscles. Before he knew it the grip he had on his sword gave. He could hear Mike clearly now but the words were nothing more than white noise as his knees gave into the gravity of the situation Pac put himself in.

Mike was there to catch him before he hit the ground. Concern and panic flooded his mind as he pulled out his warp stone. "Sinto muito, meu amigo. Eu deveria ter ajudado você" he mumbled through the echo of the contraption. Within moments they were at Pac's house. The sun was rising over the savannah as Mike carried his friend inside. "Há quanto tempo você é assim?" Silence was what he expected, but from Pac's position over his shoulders, he could hear the mumbling "Fitch... Why, Por que você teve que sair?" He looked down. He and Pac had been through hell together, but he knew Pac would hate to see him like this. So instead he tried to look for the secret warp to his basement and bit his lip to shush himself. The ass beating he had in store for FitMC- *"I'm so sorry my friend. I should have been there for you." .... "How long have you been like this?" *"Why did you have to leave?"

Eventually, he found it, teleporting him and his semi-conscious brother to his bedroom. "Pac, faça-me um favor e vá dormir, porra." He ordered, tossing the smaller onto his bed. A groan was all he needed to hear. "Não dou a mínima para o fato de você estar triste, você está cansado. E eu só consigo lidar com uma emoção de cada vez no momento." He waited a moment for any bitebacks but he was relieved to be met with obnoxious but believable snores. *"Pac, do me a favor and go to fucking sleep." ... "I don't give a shit that your sad, you're tired. And I can only handle one emotion at a time right now."

Whether it be out of paranoia or satisfaction, he lingers for what he hoped was only a few minutes. Eventually, he vacated the basement upstairs. There he put on a kettle to brew some tea. From there he would take the rest of the day to pick up after Pac as he slept for the first time in who knew how long. It wasn't a lot, at least to Mike but it was a good start for an overdue apology.

#Morning crew #qsmp #coping though fanfic will get me though this hell #promy im fine #fr #Q!tubbo #q!pactw #q!fit #q!hideduo #if you squint #q!philza #mumza #egg angst #q!tazercraft #q!mikethelink

[nerdyenby]

Aqua time :D I’m watching Impulse

This team’s chemistry is wild, their practice stream was so much fun, I’m so hyped :))

They’re all so confused and silly goofy, I love them

“I’m twerking” “Ok, you can twerk if you want to” already so chaotic I’m so excited

Rocket Spleef

Sneeg being one of Illumina’s first big twitch follows :))

Already bullying the drunk team, as they should lmao

Impulse saying they should target pink and accidentally killing Jack in the first round 😂

“I genuinely can’t remember the names of any of the maps, to be honest” “… wait there’s names?” Illumina 😭😭😭

Impulse top ten!!!!

A whole team of ethogirls calling noxcrew fanboys 🤨

Hole in the Wall

“The platform!! The platform’s a fish!!!!” “Looks more like a squid, to be honest” “It-… I hate this team” 😂😂😂

“We can just hate each other, that’s really good for synergy” Sneegsnag my beloved

Joel popping off!!!!!!!

This team’s vibes are so great, they’re so funny and so supportive, everyone’s so happy for Joel :))

“I got severe adhd, I have to make noises, man. The medicine doesn’t stop that, it stops the worms in my brain” REAL

I don’t think I knew Sneeg had adhd, like, I ~knew~ but I don’t think I’ve heard him say it (I have adhd and am a psychologist lmao)

Did they all get top 15 there????

Good comms and comm appreciation :))

JOEL IS A GR HATER???!?!! It’s okay everyone has flaws /lh

Impulse calling Sneeg old my beloved

“Let’s game til we die” being an almost entirely serious response to this conversation is so /pos

Sky Battle

Sneeg is giving such a good and thorough run down, what a guy

Rip Impulse

Sneeg hyping up Sniff :))

“You’re scaring me, bud” “I’m scaring myself” Illumina is so real for this, honestly

Impulse doing a lil sing-song after killing Etho

Joel using they/she for Sniff <33333

Meltdown

They’re doing so well!!

Sneeg popping off!!!

Aw rip, got sandwiched but kept morale high

Them being playfully upset at how well cyan are doing :))

*Tubbo falls into lava* “That’s what alcohol does to you, kids” JOEL 😂

Impulse 21st after the first half!!!!! That’s my streamer!!!!

Battle Box

This isn’t going great lol

Yeah, this map is rough

Ace Race

Sneeg’s deadpan “wiggle wiggle wiggle” is way funnier than it should be lol

“Imma vibe” “Imma vibe, too. I might yell, but it’s alright” I love this team so much

I BLINKED and impulse recovered from 40th to 17th, he’s doing so well!!!!!!

Iirc, Impulse has been neck and neck with every one of his teammates, they could all get top half!!!!

Impulse slipping up the exact same way Sneeg just did 😭😭😭

Holding hands in the early 20s <333

Grid Runners

Sneeg being so excited about the new pig room :D

THE GOLF COMPLETION OF LEGEND!!!!!!!

That was a smooth dunk tank

“OH my boy!!! Get at it!!” “What are we doing?” “You’re redstoning, you’re redstoning!!!!!” Sneeg hyping up Impulse my beloved <333

“THATS MY REDSTONE MONSTER!!!!! DUDE, ATTABOY, LETS FUCKING GO!!!!” “Swearing!!” “SORRY” I love this team so much, you guys don’t understand

FIRST OVERALL THOSE ARE MY GUYS!!!!!!!

Everyone had their moment to shine :)))

Easily one of the best gridrunners of all time

No one else knew repeaters could go through walls, same here bro

“Very convenient gridrunners for us, I gotta say: trident for me, redstone for you, whacking people for Illumina,… Joel was here”

“This team has some freaking synergy” “Aw dude, I just really love playing minecraft with good people” I DEMAND more Sneeg and Impulse teams

Joel sot hater????? Smh

Sands of Time

“I’m such a lil menace for sands, bro” Sneeg is so based you guys

The new sound 😭😭😭

Impulse is such a chill sandkeeper, it’s really nice

Illumina taking one for the team

First out, ruh roh…. It’s not necessarily a bad sign but it’s a bit demoralizing

Impulse tossing all the tomatoes so other people can’t throw them at Illumina <33

“Wait, we’re aqua” Sneeg 😂

IMPULSE 23RD!!!!!!! MY STREAMER!!!!!!!!!

Dodgebolt

Them being happy for whoever wins :))

Love how you can tell Joel and Oli are genuine, irl bffs because of how they talk, it’s all smack talk, they’re kinda brothers-coded

Hyping up and then immediately bullying Oli lol

Impulse said shit!! Technically “shat” but same thing

“There was an a in there” “Yeah, it’s different, guys”

Great times, great vibes, incredible team <333

#ignore that I’m over a week late pls #I’ve been busy consuming an abundance of live action lgbt content #we make the vods last here #mcc33 #mc championship #impuslesv #smallishbeans #sneegsnag #illumina #cw caps

[cyncerity]

Hi all! School is starting back up for me tomorrow, so i just wanted to get one more story out before my first day of senior year! i feel old!

anyway, more dads troubles au, now with more characters!! this takes place before the events of Finding Family btw, but i hope you like it!!

tw: dehumanization

It pained Schlatt to go to a pet store of all things to buy things for his son. His son wasn’t a pet, but it’s not like he could convince anyone else of that fact. However, as much as his son liked having a few things his size, like containers and blankets, he weirdly preferred to use human sized things. Schlatt just guessed that that was probably a product of his odd upraising, but he wouldn’t complain. He would rather buy tiny things for his son at Homegoods or Claire’s or Hobby Express or something. However, this time, he wasn’t here for his son.

A few days ago, Tubbo had managed to drag a phone through the doorway (doorway was a loose term, it was more a hole in the wall) of Tommy and Ranboo’s home and take a few pictures of what it looked like, and oh god. It had pained Schlatt and the other humans to see teenagers living in practically trash. The two slept on mats for fucks sake, no blankets or anything. And no matter how much they insisted they didn’t need help, Schlatt felt some form of responsibility to make sure they were well taken care of. Whether that’s because they were his son’s best friends or because they spent practically all of their time at his apartment at this point he didn’t know, but he unfortunately could only find borrower “essentials” at the pet store.

He had checked everywhere else for little things for the boys home (once again, the term home was used loosely), like little lanterns and decorative things, since the only light they had came from cracks in their walls and the only “decorations” they had were scraps that they took from Sapnap and Karl before they were discovered, but the two also needed beds. Schlatt knew from experience that the only normal beds for borrowers were found at pet stores, since none of the dollhouse beds he or Quackity ordered for Tubbo when they first adopted him were apparently comfortable and were mostly for show, which is how Tubbo ended up sleeping on a beanbag, and why he now refused to try sleeping on anything else. At least the beds the pet store sold could be slept on. And, if they weren’t good enough quality wise, he could always add more blankets or bedding, and at least they’d be the right size.

He walked down the aisle of borrower items and picked up the beds, ashamed that he wasn’t the only one in the aisle. A woman was there with a child that couldn’t be much older than 5, who was picking up random items in the aisle as the mom just watched with a satisfied smile. Schlatt scoffed to himself as he walked out of the aisle, knocking over a stack of food bowls only because the sight of such a dehumanizing thing for borrowers was pissing him off. “Oh, excuse me sir!” Schlatt heard as he was tapped on the shoulder, turning to face the mother of the little kid who was now placing what looked like a hampster running wheel in his shopping basket. “My kiddo here just graduated first grade, and we were just looking for a little gift! Would you happen to know where they keep the tinies at?”

Schlatt just stared. Oh no. This kid was actually around 5, and this woman was preparing to give him a person. Letting a toddler have full control over someone else’s life. He looked back behind her and saw the kid run in from another isle holding rabbit pellets and put them in the basket. Oh, no fucking way he was gonna let this happen. “Uh..well, I’ve heard bor- tinies can be a lot of work, have you thought about maybe a fish or something?” But the woman just laughed. “Oh the whole class got fish when they graduated, ours just didn’t make it long. Y’know how fish can be.” She laughed again as Schlatt felt his stomach drop. No, he didn’t, but from what he could tell, this kid was getting a replacement pet for the fish he killed from probably either starvation or negligence. The woman, fully unaware of Schlatt’s inner conflict, continued. “I’ve heard that tinies have better lifespans, and are great with socializing! My baby here can be a bit rough with the other kids on the playground, and I think a tiny would really help!”

“Well, I’m so sorry, I don’t think this store has tinies.” Schlatt said. He didn’t care what he was getting himself into, he refused to let some poor borrower be tortured by this toddler. He’d buy every borrower in this goddamn store if it kept this little shit from getting one. The woman went to speak up again before Schlatt turned away, muttering some lame excuse about trying a puppy or something before speedwalking off. Fuck. Where did they keep the borrowers here? He shoved the beds into his pocket, and he looked through almost every isle before finally reaching the back of the store where he found a giant sign reading “tinies” and another big sign that read “Sale: All Tinies 75% Off!!” Schlatt sighed in relief when he realized the cages were empty, ignoring the implications of that and just hoping that the store just hadn’t found many (or hopefully any) recently. At least, all but one of the cages were. He almost turned to leave before a flash of moving green caught his eye. In the top corner cage, covered by what looked like bedding for a guinea pig or something, one last borrower was hiding, looking starved and tired. He looked older than any borrower Schlatt had ever met, and the flash of green he’d seen came from the almost robe looking thing the borrower was wearing, but what surprised him was his blonde hair and striking blue eyes, giving him an odd feeling of familiarity that he couldn’t quite place. Schlatt looked around and didn’t find any employees to ask about a purchase but, to his horror, the woman and her child where moving closer. In a panic he looked around and noticed the borrowers cage didn’t have a lock. The store probably assumed it wouldn’t attempt an escape from it’s height. And wouldn’t luck have it, there was a ladder nearby.

He quickly dragged the ladder closer, wincing at the screeching it made across the floor. Thankfully, only the borrower seemed to notice. The blonde stood up from where it had been hiding, backing up against the cage until he seemed to notice Schlatt’s lack of store uniform. As Schlatt climbed the ladder, he saw the borrower take a few weary steps forward towards the front of the cage. As Schlatt made it to the top, he lifted the top off the cage and the borrower immediately dropped to the ground, curled in on himself on his knees with his hands over his head. Schlatt just laid his hand flat next to him. “Look, buddy, I’m not gonna grab you, I’m not that kinda guy. But if you don’t get on you’re gonna get bought by a manic toddler and, let me tell you, I saw what they were gonna buy for you, and it’s fucking disgusting. I can help you if you let me get you the fuck outta here.” The borrower looked up, a look of shock on his face, before it quickly changed to a grim determination as he climbed onto Schlatt’s hand. He carefully lifted the borrower up from the tank and held him to his chest as he practically jumped off the ladder. He quickly made his way out of the store, at this point just throwing caution to the wind and shoplifting the beds, too. Why the fuck should he give money to this place, anyway?

He finally made it to his car, placing the borrower into the cup holder that Tubbp had already decked out into another seat of the car. Unsure of what to do now, the two sat in silence for a minute, before the borrower finally spoke up, after analyzing the car. “So, um…do you..have..another borrower? You seem to have a lot of stuff in the car for people like me.” Schlatt just laughed. “You’ve got nothing to worry about, man. I’m part of the minority that see borrowers as people, my son’s one of you. I don’t normally go to stores like that, but it’s not like big retailers sell things for kids like mine. I’m sorry we had to meet like that, I’m Schlatt. You?” And immediately, it seemed like all tension drained out of the car, as the borrower started to laugh and Schlatt saw his shoulders visibly drop. “You have no idea how long it’s been since I was called a borrower, I’m so fucking tired of the word ‘tiny.’” He sighed. “I’m Philza, but you can call me Phil. I get it, mate, my family’s not too normal either.”

That last bit caught Schlatt’s attention. “What do you mean?“ “My sons and my wife. I have two biological, well, now one biological, and one adopted, and I hope to god they aren’t too worried about me. My wife has been taking good care of them, I’m sure, but I worry. It’s been a while since I got taken. But my wife and my adopted son are both human.” Schlatt nodded and tried to keep from prying, but his curiosity got the better of him. “What happened to your son? If you don’t mind me asking of course.” Schlatt said, still caught up on the fact that this poor man had lost one of his kids. He was sure if he ever lost Tubbo he’d barely be able to function. But this guy had a family to get back to, he supposed. He probably had to be strong for them. “Not at all, mate, it’s been a while. I can tell you’re a good guy.” Phil responded, smiling, though his eyes held a deep sorrow that couldn’t fade with age, proving to Schlatt that he was right about the man only really pretending to be ok. “My boy was young when the older of the two did something really stupid at my old colony. I stood up for him, and it got the both of us kicked out, and they kept me from my son. Something about how the colony wasn’t doing great and the more laborers they had, the better. Makes me sick. But lord knows he wouldn’t have listened. He was stubborn, would’ve gotten on great with my wife, plus he had my genes. Wouldn’t have made a good worker anyway.”

Schlatt felt uneasy as he took notice of the borrowers traits again, though in more than he had in the store. Slightly pointed ears, thin tail, slitted eyes and clawed fingers. From what Tubbo had told him about borrower genes or job types or whatever, that meant that this guy was built to be a hunter, with the exception of his ears.

“So..uh…where do you live, then?” Schlatt asked, trying to change the topic to distract himself and Phil especially from the uncomfortable topic. “Down at an apartment complex a few minutes away…” he responded as Schlatt finally began to leave the pet store parking lot. He listened to Phil’s admittedly not great directions (basically Phil describing what he’d seen out the window of a car when his wife had drove him there to move in) for a few minutes before eventually making it back to his own home. “Oh, you live at my apartment! That’s great, man, what are the odds!” Schlatt said, getting out of the car and grabbing the beds he had ‘bought’ earlier before placing a hand out for Phil. Phil barely hesitated before climbing on, making Schlatt smile. “Small world, i guess,” Phil said as they began to walk into the building. “I live on the first floor, so you can drop me off at a nearby vent and i’ll know how to get home.” Schlatt nodded as he slipped Phil into the jacket pocket not containing the small beds and walked in. He nonchalantly made his way to a vent on the ground before kneeling to the ground next to it gently taking Phil out again, doing his best to shield the borrower from view with his body. “This good?” he whispered, still treating his best to keep people from looking his way. “Perfect.” Phil said with a more genuine smile than Schlatt had seen out of him in the admittedly short time he’d known him.

“Great! By the way, im in room 518, if you ever need anything. I know it may be a hassle to get there, but i mean it, man. You ever need supplies or just someone to talk to or anything, i’m open. In fact, here,” Schlatt said, ripping a tag off of one of the borrower beds as he began writing on it, “here’s my number.” Phil took it and smiled, looking up at the human. “Thanks, mate. I may just have to take you up on that, it’d be nice to have someone else who knows how i feel sometimes. Family’s like ours aren’t common, and we haven’t been here long enough to know many people around the apartment yet. And, again, thank you so much, it’s because of you i can see my kids again, i don’t know how to repay you-“

“Don’t worry about it, Phil, just happy i could help.” he said, standing back up. “Take care, alright?” “Will do.” Phil replied, taking the grate off the vent and slipping behind it with a wave. “See you later, Schlatt!!” Schlatt waved back and went to the nearest elevator to his apartment. He had some kids he had to surprise with actual beds.

#btw don’t click on the rest of the tags unless you want spoilers for the au #and by that i mean i have not mentioned a character in this before #cyncerity #mcyt g/t #mcyt gt #dad’s troubles au #cynwrites #i have some art that i want to post very badly but i couldn’t post it till i posted this so #here #expect designs for Phil and Fundy tomorrow #also #y’all are smart enough to put this together #i’m not even trying to hide what i’m doing at this point #you can guess every unnamed character mentioned i guarantee it #i’m not trying to be cryptic or have a plot twist #it’s who you think it is lmao #tiny!phil #giant!schlatt #g/t #g/t writing #giant/tiny

[transbeeduo]

ranboo would hold up the kids simba style at the moon i think. and howl. tubbo would take them on runs maube... kids with the furriest.dads in the whole world... tubbo hunting for ranboo to help them gain healthy weight... hell yeah

WAAAAAGH THIS IS SO SOFT WHAT THE HELLLLL imagining like. Wereboar Michael and Wizard just like. Running around on all fours because it wants to participate and whatever the hell Bug would be? Several animals? Weird beast… I LOVE TO IMAGINE THEM RIDING ON THEIR PARENTS’ BACKS WHEN THEYRE ALL YOUNGER…. Werebear Tubbo barreling through the forests like a tank and Ranboo gracefully bounding around with like. Little baby Bug in his mouth n the such :3 ALSO TUBBO HUNTING FOR RANBOO THATS SO CUTE keeps bringing home the biggest fish he can find so that Ranboo can eat well…

#mutuals <3 #hollystarss #FAVORITES #LOVE THIS SMMMM #WereDSMP AU

[positiveglitchexists]

Okay so- can you please tell me some more headcanons or other things you have about the dsmp? Like the characters- If you don't wanna tell me then that's completely okay! I just wanted to ask cause I really like hearing about headcanons and stuff that people have- /gen /nf

IM ALWAYS SO HYPED WHEN I GET TO SHARE MY HEADCANNONS :D THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING!!!! /gen Apologizes for this being answered so late.. And because these are mostly centered around Tubbo because I love talking about his character OH ALSO There is a tw warning on one of the hcs, please read it so you can skip it if you need too!

- Since George is sleeping all the time, People (Sapnap) have started to take care of him because it's very clear he doesn't want to- waking him up so he can drink water or eat or even just dragging him out of the forest he always falls asleep in!

- When Tommy was younger, he really wanted to be a fish. A goldfish to be exact, because of this factor he would spend most of his day trying to last underwater and to this day Tommy can now last a long time underwater!!

- With Tubbo's horns growing in, he headbutts everyone (usually for affection). The only people who can keep up with it is Technoblade and Puffy. Since Puffy has horns herself and Techno.. Is well Techno.

- Adding onto it, People (Philza) have started to refer to Tubbo as "Little Goat" because usually only baby goats headbutt for affection, Tubbo hates it and Tommy laughs everytime.

- if GeorgeHD did exist, I believe that he wouldn't hate George. Yep that's it-

- Tubbo is a very shaky person, his hands shake all the time. It's to the point where he gets pissed off about it, Ranboo likes to grab his hands and hold them for a few minutes when it's bad, it doesn't get rid of the shakes but it grounds Tubbo

- Tommy and Tubbo tickle each other all the time, even when L'manburg was first getting started they tickled each other. It's like their love language and even in Manburg or Pogtopia era no one had the heart to tell them to stop. (Wilbur had tried to tell them to stop but then they just started tickling him.)

- Quackity fidgets with his wings when he's stressed, and considering he runs a nation he's stressed alot. Most of the feathers on his wings are either bent or certain spots don't have as many on them because of his fidgeting.

- Quackity is a very angry duck and that can cause him to lash out at people, so when he gets like this people (usually Las Nevadas workers or Wilbur) like to pet his wings and softly tickle them! It doesn't mean they get away with it, After you pet them you're sent on cleaning duty. Or in Wilbur's case just get tortured with pictures of salmon.

- Tubbo has a bunch of Disney princess bandaids on his scar because Micheal thought he was in pain with the scar and so to make him feel better put bandaids on him! (Tommy also insisted on putting hello kitty bandaids on him-)

- Everyone on the Dream smp likes to tickle each other, Soft tickles, hard tickles, reward tickles, punishment tickles, comfort tickles. They will always find a reason to tickle each other- this is very confusing to new members who join because the smp doesn't waste time in showing them their little habit!

- Tubbo has a bunch of reasons to liking nukes but one of the reasons is because once they launch they often leave a gun powder smell, reminding him of Wilbur. It's.. Comforting in a strange way.

- Yknow that thing were people can like.. Taste words? I feel like that's what Tommy has, which is why he repeats words alot (Pog, pogchamp, primes) cause they taste good. That and for verbal stims!

- on the topic of stimming, Tommy used to be really embarassed about his so he would bite on his tongue whenever he felt a verbal stim coming on.. Like really bite. So much it would draw blood, until one day when he caught Techno stimming. Big strong Techno, the coolest person ever. Safe to say he started letting his stims out a bit more after that.

- when Quackity is excited about something (or someone) he shakes and flutters his wings! It's really cute, especially since it happens when he catches Wilbur coming over to Las nevadas. He hates him, he swears he does! But his bird brain loves Wilbur, he can usually stop them before Wilbur catches wind of it, he does not wanna deal with Wilbur finding out.

- I like to think Tommy has a bunch of pictures hung up around his house of him and his friends, the pictures are hung up on fairy lights! It's literally the only pretty thing about his house.

TW SCRATCHING SOMEONE PURPOSELY - Almost everyone on the Dream Smp has "bad" nails, most being bitten, dirt under the edges or just horribly cut nails. The only people who don't is Antfrost and Quackity, also Puffy. Antfrost is a cat so.. Y'know? He doesn't like having his nails touched so they grow perfectly until hes forced to cut them, Quackity used to have some uh vivid daydreams about.. Scratching a certain someone (Schlatt) so he takes good care of nails. Just incase the day ever comes, and Puffy likes her nails to be atleast cut so she looks professional in therapy sessions!

- Almost every hybrid on the server will make their hybrid side noises, okay that's a bad way of saying it but like Quackity will make duck noises, Tubbo will make goat noises, etc etc. And it always seems to happen when they're excited.

- and yes Tubbo does In fact make goat noises when he knows he's gonna get tickled, it's such a big tell that he wants tickles. Tommy teases him about it all the time, "I'm gonna get you Tubs!-.. D-Did you just bleat? AWW TUBS!! Your so excited for your tickles!! Come here-"

- Tubbo likes eating Christmas ornaments. Also soda cans it's.. It's concerning. S-Someone should probably stop him-

- Tommy can spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocius off the top of his head, no one knows how or why but it's very good for winning challenges!

- If you make any tickle teases to Tommy about his tummy, he will go bright red. It isn't even his death spot but the thought of it being tickled makes him very flustered.

- The bench trio, (Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo) all like to watch child shows in their free time, they have watched cocomelon before but Tubbo got aggressive at it and almost smashed the tv with a headbutt-

- Tommy, as a bird hybrid makes nests, He sees Tubbo and Ranboo as his "flockmates" it doesn't matter that they're different species. When Tommy needs comfort he goes to the nest, Ranboo is usually the first to catch on so he goes and picks up Tubbo (Who squeals out of surprise) and starts bringing him towards Tommy. He drops him into the nest and sits down himself and they both do whatever they can to make Tommy feel better.

- Tommy in the universe he has wings, he claims they aren't ticklish. And people think it's true because when they try to tickle them he doesn't react.. Until Philza comes along. Philza has wings himself and it only takes a few minutes before Tommy is on the ground laughing his head off.

- Quackity and George on occasion spend time together. I mean Quackity's fiances left him and George's (Boyfriend? Best friend?) Left him so they bond over it, "Well Karl apparently forgot me so" "Ah, Dream forgot me too." They sit in silence until Quackity offers George a drink.

- The reason why George is so tired all the time is actually because of his mushroom hat, the type of mushroom he has on his head actually has like a sleeping thing in it. But even if he did take it off he would sleep the same amount so..????

- I like to think Quackity and in the universe where Tommy has small white wings they often will stretch their wings subconsciously towards people they trust to get compliments. If you compliment their wings, their bird brain will go crazy.

- Animals, for some reason, are naturally drawn to Tommy. It confuses people because he's loud, very very loud but he can draw even the shyest animals to him.

- Wilbur is the type of sibling to randomly enter your room, stare at you for a few seconds and then leave. WITHOUT CLOSING THE DOOR.

- Tubbo and Tommy have tried to convince Quackity to go to marriage therapy and they actually have managed! But once Quackity saw Karl, he became so pissed so fast that he broke the card in his hand. He never went to see then again.

- Quackity has a specific casino card that he fidgets with, it's become a comfort object for him like the rings around his neck. The thing is, the card doesn't belong to his casino. It was made far far before it, he has no idea where it came from. But it has alot of tape on it, (And a small signature from Wilbur.. Seriously where the hell did this card come from?-)

- Karl is asexual, Tommy is aroace, Technoblade is also aroace, Purpled is aroace, George is asexual.

- The smp has so many people with mental health issues, Puffy has stopped being surprised how many people come by nowadays.

- Wilbur will believe everything a fortune cookie has to say, he orders at least 20 a day.

- Tommy collects squishmallows!

- I believe in "Wilbur threatening to blow up people's houses if they are mean to his family" supremacy.

- Tommy refuses to eat apples because of the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" and he's like: "But I don't want Puffy to stay away :("

- Tommy's safe food is dry ramen and Wilbur's is sand or pop rocks.

- Tommy will just randomly stare into people's eyes from across the room, he just keeps staring even as they look scared because why the hell is this 6'0 man staring at you like he wants to murder you???

- Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo all have to do positive affirmations in the morning as it's a assignment assigned by Puffy after their last group therapy session, Sometimes they like to give compliments to each other. Sometimes on rough days they like to name five things they like about each other and trust me they always have five things.

- (Bit sad) Tubbo always knew Wilbur favours Tommy over him.. Doesn't mean it hurts any less. Words spread to Wilbur about how everyone thinks he favours Tommy over all his brothers. And while he loves Tommy, he loves all his brothers. Even Tubbo, the small goat boy who they found on the side of the road. Wilbur realizes Tubbo must think this way as he is usually quick to deescalate rumors, so he does what any good brother would do. Rushes over to Tubbo, stares for a few seconds until Tubbo's attention is on him and then tickles him. He tickles him while saying how much he loves Tubbo, how he could never pick a favorite brother, and if he finds out who told these rumors he's going to blow up their house.

- Ranboo takes dust baths, I said it.

- Tommy and Tubbo have a hard time with selfcare, Tubbo because he likes to overwork and Tommy simply because he's too nervous to be anywhere near big baths of water. So they've started washing each others hair in the sink. The thing they learned was this was a sign of trust, they trust that they won't hurt each other and will allow the other many breaks as they want before they continue.

- I'm pushing the "Tommy knows how to knit and makes sweaters for his friends" agenda.

- I'm also pushing the "Tommy and Tubbo definitely cry at romance movies even if they are terrible and hug each other while crying while being like "BUT HOW COULDD HEEE THEY WERE INLOVEE"

- Most people think Ranboo is mentally stable, jokes on them he's also mentally unstable! The problem is crying burns his skin so he can't cry half the time.

- Wilbur and Ranboo hang out because of the burger van of course but also because Wilbur is trying to figure out what the hell is Ranboo's other side. He has a million theories, the most popular being ghost. Not ghast, he thought that was stupid just... Ghost.

- Tommy can shapeshift, but he can't control it. Whatever his subconscious decides is what happens. If he's feeling more eager to cause trouble, he'll have a raccoon tail and ears, if he feels more soft he'll have white wings. He tends to hide these things or just have devil horns. He just finds them comfy.

#positive rambles #positives favorite anons #lee!tubbo #hcs??

[joviepog]

Captain of this ship

Warnings: Cursing

Request: @jubiilee13 @danny-yagami @gaytoadwithapopcicle @z0vamp

Pronouns: They/she?

Tommyinnit x reader

Tubbo x reader

Songs:

Teir Abhaile Riu - Celtic Woman Dulaman - MALINDA

You had been captain of the Altiar ship since, well,forever! Your farther used to be the Captin but after he passed, you were in charge. Your job was to kill all the sea monsters before they got the chance to eat people.

As your ship came to shore you felt the wind hit your face. Today was the day tases lovely people got the chance to be recruited to be on your ship!

Tommy <3

"Everyone! Hello!"

Everyone turned to stare at you and your ship. This was the moment he saw you. He was carrying some fish to his fathers shop when he heard your announcement. He was a big fan of your work but he had never expected to see you here!

"Yes hello! It's nice to see you all! Yes um, we have a problem. Someone in my crew kind of umm.. I fired them! Yeah.."

There was a pause

"So, I've decided to allow one of you join my crew! I will be doing interviews so just know on my ship if you want to join!"

The crowd cheered and they all started to run around

"AND REMEMBER ONLY ONE PERSON CAN JOIN!"

You sighed looking around. Turning your attention to one boy in particular. Tommy. You had liked Tommy since you were just a little child. But, you had to leave with your father because of the ship. So you never got the chance to tell him. But now that your are older, and back at your home town, you could tell him.

Then, he left, just walked away!

"Next!" you said writing some things down.

"Hey uh.. YN?"

"Fuck! Yeah hi-"

It was him! he had came!

Of course he had. You were his role model! Though, when he asked his dad to go he said

"Mate, you're 18! You can't be out killing sea monsters!"

As he stood in front of you he started to feel his heart start to beat faster at how excited he was.

"Tommy hi!"

"You know my name?"

"Pft yeah! You were in my class!"

...

"Anyway what are you doing here?! Are you trying to join my crew?!"

"No I'm here to take this ship and make it my own!"

"Your joking right?"

"Yeah, I'm just trying to join.."

"Good, 'cause I'm the captain of this ship."

"So, what are you good at?"

...

"What?"

"Like, what are your strengths? What can you do to help my crew and make my ship better?"

"Well, I'm good at cleaning, and I can use my fists pretty well. But yeah, that's it."

...

"OH YEAH! AND I CAN USE A SPEAR REALLY WELL!"

"Cool! I'll uh, let you know if you can join!"

"Hey does Tommy work here?"

"Yeah uh? Who are you?"

"An old friend and the captain of Altiar"

"Holy cow! Um ok, I'm Wilbur his older brother!"

He said holding out his hand for you to shake

"Lovely.."

"TOMMYYYYY"

"YEAHHHH??"

"GET DOWN HERE THERE IS A GIRL WAITING FOR YOU!"

"COMING"

"Thank you Wilbur."

"MHM"

"Hey Tommy."

"Hey!"

"Welcome to the crew!"

extra: Years later you and Tommy are best friends and you still haven't told him.

"Hey Tommy!"

"Yeah?"

"I love you!"

"Love you too YN"

Tubbo <3

"Hello Everyone!" You said shouting to the crowd.

"Anyone who wants to can officially join my crew! But only one person! I'll be doing interviews!"

Everybody started to cheer for you and you jumped down from you ship. People started to crowd you, asking to join. Some people started grabbing you, others pushing you from side to side. It felt as if you couldn't breath. So, you started to run. You ran all the way to a store.

"Hello! What can I help you with today?"

"Toby?"

"YN?!"

You to ran towards each other and hugged. It had been years since you've seen Toby! His farther used to be part of your fathers crew until he,well,died.

"I haven't seen you in so long!"

"Ik! It's been a while since I've seen you! How's the ship?"

"It's good."

...

"Wanna be part of my crew?!"

"Holy shit! Really?!"

"Pft, yeah! What are your strengths?!"

"Ooo! I'm really good at fighting! And I'm a good swimmer! And, im good with bombs!"

"Oh hell yea! Your in!"

"Really?! Just like that?!"

" Of course mate! Come on! I heard some reports that Big Ran is out there!"

"Hey boss! I QUIT!"

Extra:

3 years later and you had deeply fallen in love with Toby. The way he spoke, the way he helped around when the crew was hurt, or even the way he looked when his hair was wet! It was lovely.

So, you got up the courage to tell him.

"Hey Toby!" You said, fighting the sound of the waves

"Yeah YN?!"

"I love you!"

"Really?!"

"MHM!"

"I love you too Yn."

Sorry That Tommy's was bad I had low inspo, then I got inspo on tubes but yeah sorry again! Hope you enjoyed! and thanks for the original idea / request @z0vamp!

#tommyinit fanart #dsmp #mcyt x reader #mcyt fic #tubbo x reader #tubbo x y/n #boat #captain YN

[x-pair-o-dice-x]

what's the au about ?

okokokokokokok so like.

gonna put this under a cut because, like i mentioned briefly before, it’s a bit darker than my usual aus. i try to keep it as light as possible, but that’s a bit hard sindkdndkdjd.

warnings for: dehumanization, mentioned hard vore, imprisonment, maybe more(if so, yell at me djndkdjd)

ok ok so basically. there’s this species, called the rovengers. feel kind of eh on the name rn but i can’t come up with anything better atm(‘m not good w/ names dkmdkdmd),, so that’s what they’re called for now. so, rovengers,, they’re omnivores. they’re a diverse species, different colonies eat different things, depending on what’s available around the area. they’re also fairly advance, mayhaps around the same as a human — they are fairly bigger than a human, though,, maybe around double their size. they also come in different subspecies, as well. at least three of them, i can elaborate on those later if anyone is interested.

they also have the ability to size-shift, and shape-shift, to a degree. they have both a set size and a set shape they can shift to — that being, a vaguely more humanoid shape(with long ears and a tail), only a few inches tall.

okay so, to repeat, rovengers. they’re omnivores,, and eat whatever they can get their hands on. though, certain colonies typically have a preference towards one thing or another, be it veggies, fruits, meat, or fish.

the colony that ranboo comes from likes to eat borrowers.

ranboo himself, however, doesn’t really enjoy the thought of eating a borrower.

it’s not that he likes them; frankly, he’s rather indifferent towards them. he just.. he can’t seem to stomach the thought of eating one. it just feels different then eating some other random animal, and he can’t really figure out why.

luckily, his brother, dream(they’re brothers in all but blood, really), is really accommodating towards this. it doesn’t stop him from feasting borrowers himself, but he and his friends always make sure he has something else to eat.

(though, he gets the feeling the rest of the colony is less than happy towards his eating habits..)

one day, for one reason or another, he ends up finding some section of the colony that’s.. smaller than the rest of the building. curiosity intrigued, he decides to shift, and explore it.

to his confusion, he ends up finding… a, a prison of sorts? which, weird, he didn’t know they had one of these..

he’s passing through the cells of one section, walking past all the empty rooms, when he suddenly notices one of the cells is occupied.

he turns, and is now face to face with what he can only assume to be another rovenger, looking at him with a wary expression.

…

meanwhile, tubbo’s been having one of the worst few days of his life. first, he’s taken from his borrower home, his family; having been caught by some giant fucking monsters. he’s separated from his best friend-slash-brother, and has been thrown into this godforsaken cell in this godforsaken prison. he hasn’t seen anybody else other than the pricks that patrolled the prison occasionally, and frankly, he’s getting pretty fucking scared and lonely.

then comes along some tall fucker, who.. kind of looks a bit like the guards, yet.. they aren’t wearing that stupid fucking outfit those assholes wear, and they’re holding themselves differently — not as some high-and-mighty bitch, but.. just, some guy.

they stare at each other for a moment, and..

..the last time he tried to speak up to someone, all he got was punishment, but.. this… this feels different.

and so, he speaks up.

#mcyt g/t #mcyt gt #vore mention tw #asks #by nature au #my writing #ended up getting a bit mini-ficcy near the end kdjdkdjdidjd #tiny!tubbo #giant!ranboo #sizeshifter!ranboo

[the-whatcherof-89]

Fun Jonathan Micheal Vincent Georgina James Sus Dy The Third Aka Fundy the fish boy from L’Manberg.

Kitsune Mesmerist(Dreamstalker)16 XP76800

Neutral (With chaotic tendencies) Medium Humanoid (Fey)

HP134(16d8+48)

AC29(+4Dex+3Shield+2Deviation+8Armor+2Natural)

BaB+12 BMC+12 DMC+26

FORT+11 REFL+17 WILL+15

Racial traits: Fey subtype, Gregarious, Change shape, Superior shapeshifter, Low light vision.

Traits: Amiable briber, Dependent.

Class abilities: Dreams of pain, Consumate liar, Hypnotic stare, Mesmerist tricks (Linked reaction, Gift of will, Mesmeric mirror, Mesmeric pantomime, pectoral smoke, Shadow splinter, Somnomancer, Sleepless, Touch of the night, Bold stare, Dream walker, Mental potency, Hypnotic stare, Masterful tricks(Cursed sanction, Vision of blood), Traumatic spell.

Spellcasting CL16 DC17 Spells per day 7/7/7/5/4/2 Spells known:

6-Dream travel, Mindscape.

5-Shadow walk, Mage private sanctum, Waves of fatigue, Mass castigate.

4-Solid fog, Dream, Dominate person, Dimension door, Freedom of movement.

3-Blindness/Deafness, Nondetection, Dispel magic, Crushing despair, Displacement, See invisibility.

2-Mirror image, Burning gaze, Detect thoughts, Inflict pain, Steal breath, Touch of idiocy.

1-Hideous laughter, Sleep, Grease, Magic aura, Charm person, Mental block, Animate rope.

0-Detect magic, Read magic, Open/close, Light, Mage hand, Haunted fey aspect.

STR10 DEX18 CON16 INT12 WIS14 CHA24

Feats: Strong personality, Craft wondrous items, Brew potions, Ready for battle, Intimidating glare, Compounded pain, Extended stare, Medium armor proficiency.

Skills: Appraise+5, Bluff +20, Craft(Alchemy)+14, Diplomacy +18, Disguise +18, Escape artist +25, Intimidate +10, Knowledge (Arcana) +14, (Dungeon)+8, (History)+8, (Local)+8, (Nobility)+8, (Religion)+8, Linguistics+5, Perception +20, Perform(keyboard instruments)+10, Profession(gambler)+10, Sense motive+10, Sleight of hand +8, Spellcraft +20, Stealth+20, Use magic device +18.

Languages: Common, Sylvan, Draconic, Orc, Undercommon, Elven, Giant, Alko, Aquan, Ignan.

Equipment: Staff of the planes, Light crossbow+2, 50+1 Bolts, Adamantine battleaxe, Adamantine breastplate+2 of invulnerability, Darkwood buckler+2 of moderate fortification, Ring of protection+2, Amulet of natural armor+2, Dream catcher, Mask of the mesmerist, Headband of alluring charimsa+4, Cloak of resistance+3, Belt of mighty constitution+2, Bracers of dexterity+2, Boots of speed, Bag of holding type I, Ioun stones: lavender and green ellipsoid, pale lavender ellipsoid, Potions: cure critcal wounds (4), Carpet of flying, Ring of feather falling, Scroll of permanency, 5gp.

Background: Fundy is a character difficult to forget since he is the only anthropomorphic fox of the land and he is the son of Wilbur (the destroyer of L’Manberg) and a fish called Sally(this seems REALLY questionable). A creative child at heart Funny has built a LOT of structures and helped to build many others. He has also covered different roles over the years and the various governments; Among these: Secretary of state, Archbishop, Daemon hunter, Spy, Officer, Butcher and even a Maid… He is very mischievous, still, his age is a mystery so he could be hundred of years old like his adoptive grandfather, Phylza. Because of this it might be that he is just too young and still need time to develop a more adult behavior. Despite this he is smart and longs for attention, something that it wasn’t given to him by some that he followed (like Tubbo), or not given enough by others (Phylza?) and tricked into doing their biddings (Schlatt, BBH). Fundy also has some powers related to dreams and seems to have no control on how deep he can go or  with what he interacts inside said dreams/nightmares. Some of these proved prophetic as he abandoned his old life and joined Quackity in Las Nevadas. After Wilbur’s return, Fundy had a confrontation with him and accusing him not being a good fatherly figure he jumped off a bridge losing his second canon life. One night a dream became even more realistic than ever. Fundy saw terrifying figures hunting him down: the Dreamons. As he woke up, the lights of Las Nevadas welcomed him and he took a night stroll to relieve the tension. He reached the border of the city and took a moment of respite. He looked at the sky, thinking what to do next and his last meeting with Wilbur. “So you have no mastery over your dreamscape, yes? I can help.” Fundy jolted searching for the voice.”He has already accepted.” Fundy heart stopped: who accepted? Whoever accepted this was in danger. And so he chased the voice in the dark only to see the world change. “Come find me, and I will make your wish come true.” Said the voice. Fundy looked around the new “alien” world and immediately jumped to the adventure.

Link for the image: https://rainbow-dunk.tumblr.com/post/645473637557829632/image-id-a-semi-realistic-painting-of-fundy

#minecraft #dream smp #fundy fanart #dream smp fundy #pathifnder #roleplay game #pathfinder roleplaying game

[wilburgersoot]

[As the sun breaks over Thanksgiving morning, Wilbur looks out the van window at the light streaming in over his morning cup of strong, black coffee. 

Feeling the grit of coffee grinds between his teeth, he smiles at the warmth on his face. Today is going to be a good day. He is going to have a good day on purpose. 

He is going to Thanksgiving Dinner. He is bringing his own dish. Everyone’s going to like it (even spoilsport sourpusses like Sapnap and Karl). 

He’s going to hold Yogurt again and maybe even bounce him on his knee for a little bit. He might finally get to meet the rest of Tubbo’s family! ... He might get to properly meet the rest of the server come to think of it. 

He looks down at his cat as she yowls at him with the most adorable scream to ever break someone’s eardrums, begging for a small taste of the salmon he has prepped and ready on the countertop. 

He flicks her some of the surplus fish he’s been keeping fresh from yesterday instead. 

Today is going to be a good day. He is going to have a good day on purpose.] 

#polly the cat

[sunlitmcgee]

For the prompt list: How abt “You’re a bad liar did you know?” for beeduo?

Prompt 27: You're a bad liar, did you know? This ended up being much bigger than I first expected. It is honestly important enough to be it's own AO3 one-shot, but for now I'm going to put it here, and for now I will only say that this is completely and 100% canon to HWHBH and is part of the current timeline. TWs include mentions of abuse/self-esteem issues, descriptions of burns/minor injury, themes of guilt/regret/self-blame, as well as general mental illness and trauma type things.

 “Did you remember to pick up those chips like I asked?”

 “Er, which chips?”

 “The plain potato Lay’s. The ones in the yellow bag over by the junkfood and right next to the wavy reds. Michael’s been eating them lately and I wanted to get some more before we ran out.”

 “I…I think I might’ve gotten those…?”

 “It’s alright if you forgot. I can go out and get some tomorrow before I head into town. It’s no trouble.”

 Ranboo gave a relieved sigh over by the cluttered kitchen table. A proper mound of plastic bags covered the wooden tabletop. Each one was a dull gray-white and was utterly stuffed with all manner of grocery store pilferings. Tubbo was in front of the fridge and was busy sorting out the greens and a few bags full of fresh vegetables.

 He tucked away a couple of deep green bell peppers before he turned to look back at his husband, who was frowning down at a half-ripened pear like it’d just sullied his mothers’ names along with his father’s taste in music.

 “Ranboo?” Tubbo said softly, concerned and fretting over his beloved’s sullen demeanor. “Is something wrong?”

 Ranboo shook his head and placed the pear into a large wooden bowl. “No.” He said while he slid it across the table to bring it closer to his current bag. “It’s nothing. I’m okay.”

 Tubbo closed the fridge quickly and moved to face him all the way.

 “You’re lying.” He said sharply.

 “I’m fine, Bee.” Ranboo ducked away from Tubbo’s eyes and tried to focus on another pear. His claws were long enough to wrap around the lumpy yellow fruit several times over, and as he picked it up to drop it into the bowl with the rest of the fruit, Tubbo saw a few of his sharpened nails puncture through the ripened flesh and draw out a thin trickle of juice.

 He saw Ranboo wince when it stung his scales a little.

 His chest began to warm as he furrowed his brow and crossed his scaly blue arms, tapped his foot a few times to get the other teen’s attention, then gave a smoky huff when he finally looked back.

 “You’re a terrible liar. Did you know that?”

 Ranboo’s face was sad as his ears drooped. Tubbo sighed, this time in a trail of rose-scented reddish mist that floated in thick ribbons behind him as he walked over around the table and came to his partner’s side. Ranboo blinked when he turned to look down at him, then yelped, high and frail and startled, as he was unceremoniously hoisted off of the tiled floor and into Tubbo’s iron-grip hold.

 Tubbo stood still while Ranboo struggled in his talons.

 He held him like you would a newborn baby, strong yet safe against his chest, arms wrapped tightly around the taller teen as Ranboo worried with where to put his arms while his long legs tensed and closed in around his crinkled undershirt.

 Eventually he decided to fling one arm over Tubbo’s shoulders and gripped the one on the opposite side of his head from where his was propped up into the air. His other hung loosely off to the side and was limp as a dead fish.

 A tired sigh left the ender hybrid while Tubbo regarded him patiently.

 “Bee?” Ranboo said eventually.

 “Boo?” Tubbo replied without changing his neutral expression.

 “Why?”

 Ranboo just gestured at their current position with a limp, lazy talon. He looked back down at Tubbo in time to see the shorter boy shrug.

 “I dunno. Why aren’t you telling me what exactly is the matter so I can try and set things straight?” His smoke turned faintly gray-green as his lashes fluttered in front of his eyes. Both shone a pale azure that was faded at the edges.

 “Don’t wanna.” Ranboo’s response was childish and irritably endearing. Tubbo cursed the day he discovered he loved men thanks to this idiot’s pretty eyes and aloof yet dapper charm.

 He rolled his eyes and focused them back on his husband’s.

 “Do you not want to talk about it because it’s something bad bad, or because it’s just a bit heavy and you feel stupid about being worried over it?”

 A hint of starlight caught in Ranboo’s eyes. It was night outside the mansion and the sky was visible through a nearby arched window. Specks of silver twinkled in Ranboo’s eyes, one with a rudied shine, and the other with a deep glow that reminded him of the forests he’d wandered through when he was still a young boy.

 I’m still young. Just like treasure. Just like my mate.

 Tubbo reminded himself of that important factoid while he waited for Ranboo to respond. Ranboo did so after a moment of deep thinking.

 “...I’m trying to get motivated to tell my parents about things…”

 There was a shift in the air as soon as the words left his lips. Tubbo felt it and shifted his weight to account for his husband’s gradually shrinking posture, bowed head and tensed shoulders certainly not withstanding.

 He kept his voice quiet. Ranboo never did like when they spoke on this subject too loudly. He didn’t want Michael to hear and get his hopes up.

 “Do you want to do it quite yet?” Tubbo asked while he swayed slowly to the side. “We’ve still got to get those extra bedrooms fixed in. Do you want to make a trip over to see Foolish and talk things out with him? I can clear my schedule if that’s what you want to do.”

 He saw Ranboo consider it while his bottom lip pouted. “...no. Not yet.”

 “Not yet to the rooms or not yet to the letter?” Tubbo knew he had to check to figure out what Ranboo meant. Ranboo sometimes struggled when it came to saying things clearly. And that was alright.

 “No to the letter.” Ranboo elaborated while nodding his head. “I don’t wanna bring them here yet. Not until we’ve got the rooms and tell Mikey so he doesn’t get freaked out when a bunch of people show up wanting to meet him. He doesn’t do surprises well, remember?”

 The brief, slightly painful memory of the time Fundy dropped in to say hello came to Tubbo. It made him frown from immense sadness(as well as a brief hint of instinct-induced fury) when he recalled how frightened his son had been of the fox hybrid. It wasn’t Fundy’s fault that his teeth were so pointy, but it didn’t mean that Tubbo wasn’t going to not put his child’s well-being first and not politely ask Fundy to leave before the boy got upset any further. He felt terrible while he watched the young man go.

 I’ve really got to check up on the guy. He’s been out of it since things went wrong with Wilbur.

 A faint bit of rage swelled up when he thought of that bastard’s filthy name.

 It shimmered down and dwindled once he took a second to breathe.

 The smoke from his lips was a deep bruised plum as he sighed in front of Ranboo’s chest, the taste that of purple raspberries mixed with honey and sour, rotten limes.

 “Yeah. I remember. I can tell him about it sometime, or we can do it together if he has any questions. He probably will. Do you think we should tell tre-pardon. Do you think that we should tell Tommy before we send any letters out?”

 This time when the air shifted, it was to something lighter and vaguely warmish. Ranboo’s ears twitched as if to perk, but his eyes remained transfixed onto his talons, which were busy with fiddling with his silver ring where it sat on his right ebony claw.

 He hummed thoughtfully. “Hmm…yeah. I think so.” 

 Tubbo nodded before Ranboo spoke again.

 “I’d kinda…” Then he didn’t.

 “Kind of?” Tubbo urged gently.

 “Nothing.” Ranboo’s eyes fled as he ducked his head once again. He was just so shy, even after everything. It still made Tubbo want to wrap him up in silk and hide him away from the world. Doubly so now that he had a head full of dragon brains that screamed out and demanded that he comfort his precious mate.

 Tubbo’s mouth stretched into a slight smile as he brought a hand up to cup Ranboo by the cheek. Ranboo flinched when his weight was shifted a little. He relaxed after a second and slowly settled, then glanced at Tubbo, saw him nod in unspoken reassurance, and then leaned into the touch and allowed himself to be treated kindly.

 They both stayed like that, just for a little while.

 Tubbo waited for Ranboo to speak and finish the thought wholly on his own terms.

 “I’d…I’d just hoped, sorta, maybe, just a teeny little bit…that Tommy would be here with us. With us and married to us…by the time you guys got to meet my parents.” His smile was a sad one, but his eyes were happy as he curled in and bowed his head until his chin was against his chest. “That’s all. That’s all I wanted to say.”

 Tubbo didn’t have wings yet, but if he did, he knew they’d be drooping in the way Tommy’s did whenever he was disappointed. He felt an affectionate coo warble inside of him as his shoulders slumped to hold Ranboo a bit more tightly.

 “Oh, I know.” He breathed while looking his love in the eyes. “I know sweetheart. And I’m sorry that hasn’t happened yet.”

 There was a moment when they just shared their pain.

 “He’s just so dang perfect.”

 “He is.”

 “He’s perfect and I just wanna have him here like this so darn badly.”

 “I know, I know. I do too. I really do. More than anything.”

 “It hurts that he doesn’t realize how much we love him.”

 “We tell him everyday.”

 “But he still doesn’t believe it.”

 “No. He’s just been taught he’s not allowed to. You know how he is. He’s been…what’s the word…conditioned? That right?”

 “Yeah. Conditioned. Conditioned to think that nobody cares and that nobody loves him. That sick ⎎⎍☊☍⟒⍀ made him feel that way when he was in exile. A-and I was there! A-a-and I didn’t do anything to…to…”

 They stopped when Ranboo’s cheeks started to quietly sizzle. 

 Tubbo carried him over to an empty chair so he could fetch some ointment and a dry washcloth. Ranboo sat there slumped and whimpering while he rushed to get the supplies, and while they waited for the tears to stop while he had the ointment pressed to either cheek, they carried on and spoke just as they had been.

 “Do you think he’s still angry at us?” Ranboo asked while his eyes both twitched.

 “No.” Tubbo answered, sad and guilt-ridden. “He isn’t. Not like he used to be. He’s probably pressed all that anger down or let it go. He’s done that so much since he got back from the prison. Since around Pogtopia, really, but exile was the worst for it.”

 Tubbo leaned back against the counter. Ranboo nodded and sniffled silently.

 “He’s too tired to be upset.” He said weakly.

 “He’s too scared and has never been allowed to be.”

 “He should be. He should be upset.”

 “I know. But he isn’t. He’s happy and he’s happy to be near us. We just need to accept that he’s never going to resent us like he damn well should and not look an angel in the halo.”

 Ranboo didn’t say anything, but it was clear he wanted to. Instead he only sighed and looked up at the ceiling.

 “Maybe we can propose after my family’s left?” He offered with a shrug.

 “Don’t you want them to be here for our wedding?” Tubbo kept his tone light so it didn’t come off as too aggressive. He watched Ranboo struggle and saw that he had failed.

 “I do!” Ranboo bleated while he looked back at his husband, eyes wide and voice higher pitched than usual. “I do, I really really do. I do want them to be here. I just don’t want them being here to make Tommy feel all stressed and like he has to marry us, or else they’ll all get upset and he’ll feel horrible about it forever. You know how he is! He’s sensitive!”

 Ranboo threw one claw in the air to demonstrate his distress. The cloth that was pressed there slid down a little and started to fall. Tubbo held it up for him until he could hold onto it again, then pulled back while nodding his head and agreeing in earnest.

 “I know! I know.” 

 He sighed.  

 “I know…”

 Tubbo wrapped his arms around the trembling enderian, instincts on high blast as Ranboo mewled and clung to him dearly. It was just so much. He was so tall yet so small; his mate, his beloved, his darling Boo. His Rannie. His sweetheart.

 Protect, protect, protect, his draconic brain hissed while the flames covered his brain. Protect mate, protect babies, protect your treasure and tear the accursed world to bloody bits if it ever even dares to come in too closely. 

 The smoke from his ears was a thick and ugly plum.

 It was deep black with a sickly greenish tinge.

 It smelled like cactus fruit mixed with some sharp with a little bit of twang. A bitter aftertaste crept on his tongue from the back of his boiling hot esophagus.

 Cold thoughts, Tubbo Underscore. Think about the sea. Think about the sky. Think about Tommy’s face and how cute he is when he smiles.

 The fire rose up and refused to back down. Tubbo had to physically swallow it before it could get up any higher. His throat burned where the hot liquid bubbled up, but he managed soon enough without too much more difficulties , and was soon cooled down enough to think and to be tired from this whole conversion.

 Puffy’s going to give us an earful if she hears about this.

 They sat in silence. The fridge hummed to fill the void. They really needed to get all this shit put away before it all began to spoil.

 “Do you want to talk more about this in the morning?” Tubbo finally offered as he moved to pull back slightly.

 “Please.” Ranboo begged in a quick, desperate sigh.

 “Alright dear. We’ll sleep on it ‘til morning.” Tubbo offered his hands to help the enderian to his feet. Ranboo kept both rags handy on the sink in case he needed them again. 

 “Let’s get these all put up and then head up for sleep, alright?”

 Tubbo blinked and saw Ranboo straighten up and gingerly nod his head.

"Okay. Let's get to it, dear beloved."

#HWHBH #drabbles #hwhbh!beeduo #hwhbh!tubbo #hwhbh!ranboo #tw abuse mention #tw violence mention #tw minor injury #tw ranboo's tear burns #idk how else to trigger for that lol :")

[benchtrio-updates]

Tubbo replied to Captain Sparklez!

#hes holding tubbo like tubbos a fish #mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #tubbo #tubbolive #captain sparklez #id in alt