#hes just glitching the fuck out :)

[snezario]

Sub-Optimal; Ala/stor & Vo/x

based from an idea that @sneezingfetishftw posted. I kind of want to expand on that beginning part with a prequel ficlet of Alastor being sick but idk if I'll actually get around to it... I think this is the longest one-shot I've ever written... somehow this turned out to be 1.7k words?

Alastor leans against the headboard of his bed and takes a sip from his mug, grimacing as the hot liquid travels down his throat. Coffee was probably not the best choice right now. The warmth of it was nice against his sore throat. Of course that wasn’t the only unfortunate telltale symptom of illness he had awoken with a couple days ago.

He had been pretty good at hiding the whole illness thing under wraps for the first half of the day, that is until he had to sneeze. Usually he was good at stifling them into oblivion, but this particular cold seemed hellbent on disrupting his ability to control his faculties. The first unstifled sneeze caused all the lights in the hotel to flicker, which wouldn’t have caught much of anyone else’s attention. It was the second, third, and fourth ones that well, almost destroyed it.

It was after that whole fiasco that he was banished to quarantine in his room because according to Vaggie Who the fuck knows what other chaos his sickness will wreak havoc on the hotel? Normally he’d be holed up in his radio tower, but his quarters within the hotel are not half bad. Hence, him still being in bed to begin with. A sharp prickle in his nose reminds him how miserable being sick makes one feel.

hih'ZZSSHHhue!

He tries to keep it contained, lest he face Vaggie’s wrath. Not that she’s much of a threat to him really. As Alastor recovers, he’s interrupted by a loud BANG! His bedroom door swings open to reveal Vox standing dead center in the door frame. Alastor rolls his eyes at the other Overlord.

“Do you mind?”

Vox ignores Alastor’s question and breezes past the threshold, plopping himself on a red armchair by the fireplace. 

“I was just passing through the area and a little birdy told me you were feeling a bit… under the weather.” He scrolls on his phone as he speaks, although the wide grin on his screen makes it obvious how much he’s relishing this moment. Alastor narrows his eyes, an unlikely story— Vox would never pass up the chance to taunt him, especially in a case like this.

“Well, I’m not quite on my deathbed as you can see. I didn’t realize that you missed little old me so much that you just had to come by and visit. It is flattering that you stopped by, in any case.”

Despite how awful he’s feeling, Alastor flashes Vox a cheeky grin, knowing full well just how to push the other demon’s buttons. The entertainment value of seeing Vox absolutely lose his cool is almost limitless. Although the pesky tickle is urgently becoming more than a mere annoyance. Alastor would much rather listen to Pentious’s Egg Bois spew nonsense to him for hours on end than be seen like this. Vulnerable and weak, in front of Vox no less. But it’s not something he can avoid at the moment.

Vox wasn’t someone who shied away from physical contact. He never denied himself the opportunity to encroach on someone’s personal space when he saw fit, it was mostly a tactic he employed to assert dominance or to emphasize a point. Or in this case, threaten his rival. Leaping off the chair, he’s in the radio demon’s face in a heartbeat, clenching the collar of Alastor’s pajamas in his hand.

“You arrogant prick, you think that I give a flying FUCK where you’ve been—”

Vox pauses when Alastor inhales sharply, no doubt to make a scathing retort. The radio demon raises a fist to his face and angles himself away from the other Overlord.

hhzh—hhh’ZTCHhiew! hih! ihĨ̴̢̛̘̠̪͍̠̣̪̪͗͒̓̃̎̀̓̕͜Z̵̪̝̱̪̘̺̣̗̘̍Z̷̡̜͔̱͖͉̰̭̽̽̎̆̿̉͝͝T̴̨̧̼̫̜̤͈̖̬͈̈́̄̒̓̾̀̎͠͝S̷̨̱̭͚̬̻̬͐̑̐̏͆͝ͅḨ̵̣͍͈͙͈̝̜͑̓͋̉͊͛̀̑̚H̵̤̯͔̱̓̎̈͘̚̕uu!

The space around them crackles with Eldritch energy, tendrils of which encompass the room. Vox’s screen glitches and completely shuts off.

“What the actual fuck?” The lights flicker back on and Vox’s screen illuminates again. He gives in to a full body shudder (not of his own accord though) as the static shock between them fizzles out. He jumps back from Alastor, his eye spiraling intensely. Alastor sniffles into a plain cloth handkerchief.

“Oh dear, pardon me. I’m not quite in control of my faculties at the moment.”

“I hope you fucking choke on your own mucus,” Vox snarls at him before storming out of Alastor’s room.

It’s humiliating but because the hotel has Alastor as its facilities manager, there is very little modern technology at Vox’s disposal. Meaning, he has to walk… out the front door like a common sinner. The hotel is located quite a bit away from the main hubbub of Pentagram City, which is both a blessing and a curse, depending on who you talk to. Vox makes his way to the edge of the city, a chaotic and desolate area and at the first sight of a screen (an old television set sitting in the window of a dilapidated pawn shop), he transforms into electricity and travels back to the Vees’ penthouse.

What kind of weird voodoo magic did the smiling freak do to me? Vox sits alone in his penthouse suite, glaring at nothing in particular as his eye dilates as he fumes about the outcome of his interaction with Alastor. One day, that pompous bastard would find something more than coffee in that stupid mug of his.

He idly rubs a hand down his screen as a fleeting fuzzy sensation runs through the circuitry in his head, almost like an itch he can’t quite reach. He proceeds to take a long sip from his mug, the coffee in it is only lukewarm but it’s the caffeine boost he wants anyways. Vox is feeling more drained from engaging with Alastor than he thought. It’s not entirely out of the question, but it does surprise him a little. Nothing a little caffeine wouldn’t fix. He downs the rest of the drink and settles into the sofa, turning the plasma screen television screen across from him on with a simple thought. The ambient sound immediately soothes him and the incident with Alastor floats into his memory archives to be forgotten.

An hour passes and Vox is sleepily scrolling on his phone. He could nod off right there. That is until a buzzing in his head catches his attention. It almost feels like tiny feathers caressing his internal wiring, not so much caressing as tickling. Similar to before, he can’t seem to reach it and quell the sensation. But unlike before, it’s not just a momentary annoyance. His deliberation is interrupted when his breath hitches once, then twice before he pitches forward.

“ih…ih'DZZSHHH!”

He blinks in confusion. That’s it? He just had to fucking sneeze? Again, he finds his thoughts disrupted by a familiar sensation. Vox tries to rub the tickle away but given his… specifications he realizes he doesn’t even have a nose to—eh'TZZSSHIEW! hih’IZZSHuhh!

What the fuck is happening? He sniffles. Ugh, gross. 

Between the sneezing, the developing tension headache, and the exhaustion it feels like—Vox’s screen lights up as it dawns on him. He fucking has Alastor’s cold. That motherfucker. His blood pressure skyrockets and sparks shoot off his frame, threatening to short out the electronics in the room (of which there are many). Before he knows it, he’s already electro-teleporting across the pentagram to confront the radio demon.

“ALASTOR, you pretentious manipulative fucking son-of-a—”

Although Alastor can’t determine the actual content of Vox’s plethora of insults and cursing, they do steadily increase volume as he approaches Alastor’s room.

“Hmm?” Alastor turns his head as Vox barges into his room for the second time that day. He is sitting in one of the red armchairs by the fireplace, with a book in his grasp. He wears his deceptively inviting smile as always, although it is slightly dulled down by his current illness. Vox breathing is heavy and ragged, his rage undeterred by Alastor’s placid expression actually seems to intensify as he stands face-to-face from his rival.

“YOU… you did this to me!” He jabs a finger in the radio demon’s face, mere centimeters away from stabbing him in the eye. Alastor calmly pushes Vox’s hand down.

“Careful now, unless you want to cause another city-wide blackout.” Alastor teasingly reminds him of their previous on-air encounter.

“Whatever stunt you phhhulled this m-morhhn—” Vox’s voice falters, his chest rising and falling rapidly. He sharply turns away as he succumbs to the persistent itch.

“hh—hHEHh’IZZSH! Fuh—hih…h’KSHHHIiiue! ih’Z̷͖̥̩͕͒́ͅZ̷̩̲̯̠̺̘̟̆̕T̴̛͔͆̒͌̄̚͘Ć̷̘̒̌͐͝͠H̶̥̦͖̰͙͙͙̩̠̋͛ͅH̶͍͕̪̙̦͎́́̋͝uu! ”

The lights pulsate with each sneeze from the television demon. Vox groans, leaning against the wall. That last one hurt like a bitch. 

“Oho! I see the problem. Apologies, old pal. Snf! I thought someone so advanced as yourself would be immune to such trivialities.” Despite his flippant tone, Alastor is genuinely surprised. He wasn’t actually certain the static shock would have affected Vox when he did it. He is, however, quite entertained by the development.

Before Vox can respond, Vaggie throws the bedroom door open.

“Alastor, what the fuck are you even doing? I thought we told you to—” The ex-exorcist jabs her spear in his direction and is about to go off on him when she notices Vox is slumped against the wall. Spinning her spear, she redirects the point towards him. “What’s he doing here?”

“Oh him? He’s no threat, at least not in his current condition,” Alastor makes a dismissive motion with his hand, a mischievous smile on his lips. Vaggie scowls at him, her hands crossed over her chest. Her gaze flits between Alastor and Vox.

“What did you do—Actually, wait I don’t want to know. Just… stop fucking with the lights.” She swiftly turns around and shuts the door behind her. Still smiling, Alastor turns his attention towards Vox, who’s looking quite pathetic. Well, more so than usual.

“You hear that, my dear Vox? Get a hold of yourself. Now if you’ll exhhcuse me I hh-have— (dang it, now it’s his turn) hh’iZTSHHuu! eh’D̴͚̼̊̂̒Z̵̳̥̈́̀̐͊̃̊̄͘̚Z̵̻͓̖̪̤͊͒̄̓͗́̂͑͜͝͝S̵̼̖͌̔̚HHHiew!” Unfortunate timing, but can’t be helped, Alastor thinks. He scrubs a finger under his nose and proceeds to pore over his book.

Vox narrows his eyes, adjusts his bowtie, and stands up. Vox glares daggers at Alastor, who appears to be ignoring him now. As he heads to the door, he feels an unfortunately familiar prickle at the back of his screen. NO! Not aga— heh’DZZSHHuh! Fuck. He catches Alastor smirking in his periphery.

“Gesundheit!” The radio demon calls out after Vox’s retreating figure.

#hazbinhyperfixation #fiendwriting #also new HC unlocked: alastor’s abilities going haywire when he doesn't stifle #barely proofread tbh so apologizes for any issues with grammar and the like #anyways here's so more audiovisual demons #the title is cheesy i'm sorry!!! #i recently realized that all my old fics don't have any titles so they're all like untitled 1 or untitled 6 #here i go just another fucking day where i throw out fics into the abyss #heyheyhey fuck my life #i hope the glitch text shows up okay...

[mattodore]

finally updated my game for growing together and the first thing i did when i opened cas was make this guy... say hi to rajan 👋

#river dipping #my sims #simblr #ts4 #ts4 edit #basically mia for two days bc i was updating my game and cc hunting for infants and fixing mods and i come back w/ this #WHO is he? you ask #...............................idk just some guy kdjfngsjdnkjnsdgk #literally no refs no aesthetic board just made this guy from scratch after i realized i forgot to update stand still in cas #which meant the infants were all glitched and i couldn't do anything with them #like i was annoyed so i just started fucking around in cas instead of fixing the problem jfgkdjhg #i've fixed it now tho (i think) so i'm loading the game back up as we speak!!!! #i actually wanted to check on some sweaters i recolored and then i'm gonna make a baby for the sole purpose of putting them in theo's arms #>:) #also yea i went through the trouble of updating everything knowing that horses drops soon <3 #i'll just wait another four months to update again 😁 #...........also seriously this is just some guy i don't really have anything i need him for #i gave him outfits for all the categories too like....... why? idk but he was fun to dress #i'll probably throw him in either attilio's legacy gameplay (...pour one out for our forgotten men) or the new !! casual oc save #ALSOOOO need to edit the sim lush made me so it suits my sim style more and i'll put the sim in my saves too #i'll probably bring her back out whenever i DO update to horses kdjnhkjgnh i think her and attilio could be ranchers together

[crunchchute]

"im gonna play more HW to get ready for HW2"

me playing HW:

#just copied this from my twitter #i shouldnt even post it over there its a dead zone for real #this is my city now #(well minus furry art) #i went to play at around 3pm its 4 and i havent played a singular level i was only fucking around in the hub #i cleaned out my room so theres much more space now so i was trying it out how far i can walk and stuff. #i can walk past the desk and the counter and behind glitchtrap (yes i poked his tail im sorry. then he stopped showing up completely) #(he hated it. i also patted his back. he hates me :( ) #glitched out the game so badly with the butters like it kept crashing a ton and freezing up and going 3 seconds per frame presentation mode

[skelekins]

actual cannibal shia lebuf - concepting

wanted to make a new skele to ship with kelek, then thought it would be fun to make a horror error idk what colors he'll use, may just end up using error colors. he wears a cardigan and lets the tiddies out playing around with more exoskeleton/chitin-like physology [inspired by smokbeast] the back of his skull is caved in [he didnt see it coming] the fracture didn't just fracture bone he's a big boy for a few reasons

#cw cannibalism #dont have a name or color palette for him #open to color palette suggestions lmao #future sans oc #hims belly #honestly would be terrified of him tho sldfjsdflkjsd so idk if ill ship him with kelek #why cant my fingers just listen to me #he PRobaBly doesnt eat people after he glitched the fuck out #maybe #skelekins art #skelekins sketches #edit: meant to put smokbeast inspo in post but then forgot when writing!

[submissivefeminist]

I spent hours video chatting with Sir yesterday and tranced so much that when I finally went to bed, hours later, I just kept trancing for a while instead of falling to sleep & it felt so incredible to be stuck in a feedback loop of brainless bliss 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

#my brain was glitching out so fucking hard #it was so god damn hot #even when he isn't making me trance directly #I am just his hypnoslut #mein hypnotiseur

[bokatan]

anyways since I’m clearing out my screenshots folder: here’s a compilation of assorted bugs and glitches

#fo4 #alternatively titled: danse goes on a trip to a really fancy zoo where he sees gorillas and sits down and even volunteers to clean up #I have no idea why I always have companions go with me to places like the institute and kellogg’s memories #do you know how hard it is to run through kellogg’s memories when you have 4-5 companions with you? it’s fucking hard #fo4 screenshots #my screenshots #fun fact my game actually doesn’t get that many dramatic glitches. it just crashes instead lmao #sometimes looksmenu bugs out and does weird shit #before anyone says it: yes im aware these are all mod glitches. yes I know I’m doing it to myself

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

I love Origins and find it's incredibly underrated, but the instant you get to Lacey Towers and find out the entire advertising campaign was a lie and Joker was the main villain once again is just

#like...ok YES every scene with him in Origins is fantastic and imo rivals Conroy and Hammill acting wise #but he didnt need to be the main antagonist! Do what you said you would! #tbh i saw so many ppl including myself hyped that wed see another villain in the spotlight #esp since his death in Arkham City was the perfect sendoff #just make him a side antagonist and keep everything else about him and his scenes #you can easily rewrite Black Mask as the actual antagonist without needing Joker as the main one and i think they pussed out #sloot bitches about things #.arkhamverse #I will also give WB Montreal credit in that they had to make a game bigger than City in the time it took to make Asylum #but why not delay the release until Christmas to polish up the in-engine cutscenes/glitches/story? #since. YOU KNOW. THIS FUCKING GAME TAKES PLACE DURING CHRISTMAS AS A PLOT POINT

[snowychicken]

Therapy with Dr Albert Krueger is literally just "this is great, I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both reasonable to want and possible to achieve"

#and if you dont get a good grade you die. and if you do get a good grade you die. your therapist wants to kill you #this game was so fucking funny btw #'im your therapist and i have a phd in marine biology. so you can trust me' #'an eyeball is a ball. its a sphere' #or when he gets so angry at you he just fucking kicks you out of the game #(at least i think thats what happened. maybe my computer glitched. but it was still funny as hell) #anyway. that was fun :) #therapy with dr albert krueger #snowys talking again

[rogueofsoup]

Watching Justice League Unlimited is a fucking ride my guy. (mild spoiler ahead)

Dr Fate in the middle of a conversation with Aquaman: Hold on, be right back. *T-poses into nothing*

Amazo, who's been waiting patiently and excitedly for Aquaman to finish his unenthusiastic chess game with Hawkgirl so he can play: *resets the entire chess board and sits in Hawkgirl's now empty spot* New game? *giddy*

gsjhshshejhshs I can't I love this fucking show

#justice league #justice league unlimited #amazo #Aquaman #dr fate #Amazo is baby I will not take criticism on this fact of life #I fucking lose it every goddamn time Dr Fate just T-poses out of existence like his teleportation animation glitched out #I don't care how cool or imposing he is he just cannot be taken seriously when he travels by T-posing #every goddamn serious moment he has to exit from is immediately lessened in seriousness and dread by him glitching into the next map area #someone's gotta tell him I swear #I know the show was made before T-posing was a meme I just need someone in current time to ask him if he's having trouble loading animations #Justice League faction writers hmu with your best take

[classicjdog]

CURSE MY FUCKING SHITARSE INTERNET I JUST WANT TO PLAY SOME FUCKING TEKKEN GAAAAHHHHHHHH

REINA IS SO FUCKING SICK AND I CAN'T PLAY HER AGAINST REAL PPL I'M STUCK FIGHTING THE STUPID AI FUCK

#i have some christmas money lying around so i guess i'm just gonna have to buy an ethernet cable #my setup (if you wanna call it that) is really not conducive to getting wired up at all #but fuck man there's no way i'm gonna just not play this fucking game it's way too fucking sick #well at least i had plenty of time to play the story lol which for the first like 80% of it's runtime it's like hey this is fun #like it's not super boring & there are actually some really cool moments sprinkled in here & there #then there's the second-to-last jin/kaz fight which was kinda what i expected the finale to be #like ok they've got their big crazy final forms & they're gonna have their big over-the-top anime fight & that's all fine i guess #but then they have one last normal hand-to-hand fight #and speaking as a long-time hardcore tekken fan that last fight is one of the best most joyful experiences i've ever had with a video game #like i've always felt that jin's transition from tekken 3 to tekken 4 was such a cool melding of story with gameplay #like in story at the end of t3 he's betrayed by heihachi so in t4 he forcibly unlearns the martial art heihachi taught him #and this is reflected in gameplay by his moveset being completely different so them coming back around to that in t8 #and reinforcing the whole theme of jin accepting his past by LITERALLY GIVING YOU HIS TEKKEN 3 MOVESET IN THE FIGHT AGAINST KAZUYA #WHILE A REMIX OF HIS TEKKEN 3 THEME PLAYS???? GOD WHAT A FUCKING SEQUENCE!!! CHEF'S KISS MWAH MWAH MWAH #and then just the lovely little moments of fanservice. obvious stuff like kaz wavedashing or he & jin doing the namco logo thing 1 last tim #but then obscure stuff like jins t3 df1 glitch & kazuyas weirdo t4 re-stun combos?? like how many ppl are even gonna know about that shit?? #they hella did not have to do that but they did & it makes me so so so happy #so yea the t8 story is like 80% a fun entertaining little romp & 20% the hypest shit i've ever ever ever seen #and also reina is the best new character namco have made for tekken since steve in t4 #it's funny cause in the whole leadup to t8 i was having a little trouble figuring out who i was gonna main #cause in t7 i spent most of my time bouncing around basically the whole cast before finally settling on julia near the end #obv no julia in t8 so i had to pick someone else & no one in t8 was really jumping out at me #lots of super cool characters that i'd already played quite a lot of but not really anyone that's like ok yea that's my fucking guy #lots of sick af potential secondaries but no main basically #then they released the reina trailer & i was like ok yea that's my fucking guy #sick design sick stage sick AS FUCK music & a bunch of mishima staples to go along with it??? #she's got an electric? hellsweep? wavedash? flash punch combo? stonehead? #plus some heihachi specific staples? demon breath? heaven's gate? iron hand? fucking HUNTING HAWK??? then yea that's MY FUCKING GUY #so yea reina fucking rules & i just wanna play her against real ppl please for the love of fuck #OH ONE MORE THING THEY DID ANOTHER GREAT JOB WITH THE MUSIC. AT LEAST 3 NEW TRACKS ADDED TO THE TEKKEN PANTHEON OF ALL-TIME CLASSICS

[cakemousse]

You know, I just watched the inferior English dub of Psycomedian and got reminded of why it always annoyed the hell out of me whenever I watch English dubs... Miraculous or not.

The English dub sounds like the voice actors are recording episodes on their own rather than performing together. In other words, it's painstakingly obvious to me that there is no interaction between the voice actors, which hurts the overall performance of the characters, and in turn my enjoyment of English dub. Like where is the flow?!

Idk how the dubbing industry in France is like, but I believe that they make use of Group Voice Acting. I can hear that the voice actors are performing together, that they are having conversations (and having fun) with each other rather than just reading from their scripts. They are able to work off each other while recording in a group, and it's also why the French dub sounds so much more natural to me.

It's the reason why tons of people who watch the French dub of Miraculous can unanimously say that Ladybug is clownbug and Chat Noir is simpnoir, that ladynoir is super flirty whenever they are on screen (I cried when I hear how ladynoir interacted in the English dub of Gabriel Agreste, where is the flirtiness that is present in the French dub!!! 😩and more recently in Psycomedian when Ladybug summoned her 1st lucky charm, the playfulness between them is completely gone 😩), that Ladybug isn't actually annoyed with Chat Noir (I am looking at you Prime Queen and Kuro Neko.) but it's just him saying and doing his flirting at the wrong time, and that she will actually play along and be flirty with him as well when the time is right, that you can hear how much they care and love each other (the whole lovesquare mind you), and on and on the list goes.

Obviously you can prefer the English dub over the French do I really need to say this? But this is just my two cents on the topic which I think hasn't been touched upon by anyone, and would encourage anyone who wants to have the full Miraculous experience to watch it in the (what I consider original) French dub, and if not for the above mentioned reason, do it for the other reasons many have been sharing.

#french dub #french dub supremacy #adrichat the pure and selfless catboy getting tainted by the english dub is a slander i will not stand 😤 #french dub chat noir also has this musical note whenever he's speaking #and its not only to maribug but to everyone #he is also cringy for the RIGHT reasons #maribug is never annoyed at him and loves her cat husband #like have you actually heard how she flirts with him?!?? #i die everytime she does that fjdsjfs #also did you know ladybug has a singsong voice when she's battling akumas? #moussing #my thoughts #also fuck you tumblr i typed out everything only for you to glitch and the whole post just disappears =_= #*

[youronlybean]

Rewarding myself for being productive by reading The Great Space Opera for like the 20th time. This is self care <333

#zeroyalchaos #youronlychat #I love this fic so much. I’m gonna start spoiling shit in the tags so look away if you haven’t read it yet (WHICH YOU SHOULD) #IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REALISE CHILLED WAS A GLITCH. WAY TOO LONG. #oh he can morph? yeah that makes sense he said I was a morphling #but wait what did he do to that Swooper?? how did he make her turn visible again #the claws??? when they kissed??? what was that??? #<- that was all me being confused and stupid. he obliviously hacked her and the glitch is a fucking weird role #because Skadj can’t take it. bro is fucking terrified of him #sol did such a good job fleshing out this universe I love it so much #AND THE JOJO BEING A JESTER IS SO COOOOOOOL #THE WAY SHE’S COMPLETELY DEADPAN I LOVE IT #and junk being a vet. because he’s old. #plus Ze and Chilled BOTH lying about their roles. I can’t wait for them to figure it out. #Ze being a warlock??? I can’t wait for that to come into play more. especially with the torch mod and chilled lying about his role too #and they all think he’s this explosive arsonist when really he’s just trying really hard to stay warm lmao #tay being a medic and being so salty about giving her shield out is so funny too the SINLING ENERGY YOUR HONOUR #anyway rant over go read this fic it reads better than Shakespeare I promiseeeee #private recording 1

[ignorancesblissart]

and i believe that, yeah, rick dad, maybe no one is perfect!

but i believe that you are pushing your luck.

(separate panels and the full thing <3)

#father is SUCHHHH a morty song and you CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #you look good tonight girlfriend can i sleep in your bed? #and when i crawl out in the morning can i stay inside your head? #SIGHS........ MORTYS ISSUES WITH PATERNAL FIGURES #i also really love Insane Murder Morty. i think morty should be allowed to kill as much as he wants. forever. #rick and morty #rick and morty fanart #r&m #r&m fanart #morty smith #rick sanchez #jerry smith #I Guess. #those two are Loosely there. #also i just fucking LOVE glitch aesthetics they make me CRAZZYY!!!!!!!!! #oh yeah #glitch #eyestrain #eye strain cw #morty smith fanart

[afniel]

AH I REMEMBERED WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY EARLIER but it's kind of stupid, lmao.

So my partner is getting into brewing beer and I got them a Tilt, which is a Bluetooth hydrometer. It measures specific gravity and temperature, which are things you want to know so that you don't kill your yeast or whatever. Except the sensor's Bluetooth range is super short, and it basically runs via a phone app, and the temperature we're logging currently is the crawlspace, accessible via the staircase closet. So they were like, wait, what do we do about this, because I can't leave my phone in the closet, that's my alarm clock.

In a kind of ridiculous turn of life imitating art, I was like, hold up, I got just the thing right at my desk. Bam. Old phone. We just needed to scrounge up a charger because the battery is so dead that after charging just enough to power on it claimed it was at 53% (to be fair to it, there is a very real chance that it's correct, and it just holds no charge at this point so the capacity is just THAT low) and now it lives in the closet logging sensor data.

And I was like, you know...didn't I just solve a major story detail with a much larger version of this...yeah, no, this is all vaguely familiar somehow, power supply issues and all. Kind of cool that the concept works though. Kind of weird that it came up at all?

We are not gonna talk about the fact that I still have at least two more ancient-ass phones in a drawer where that came from because look, man, sometimes you just need a camera/mic/mini computer with Bluetooth and wifi that fits in a pocket, and people just get rid of these things, but not me. I actually could build a shitty security system out of them if I was reaaaally inclined. I mean. I'm not. But it's technically possible.

For real though, If I pick up any stupid maker projects I still high-key am thinking about slapping Bluetooth into a necomimi headset and running that through an Arduino and learning to code just enough to let me skip songs/change the volume on Spotify with my brain, because it's entirely doable, and I mean yeah I could do that on my phone remotely too, but that's not funny, now, is it. I'm just not sure it's $350+ of parts funny. Kind of a big investment just to prove the point that haha look I am the extremely ADHD type of lazy where I would rather solve a problem via the most convoluted and complicated Rube-Goldberg type ass machine way possible rather than just perform a single simple action.

YEAH I'VE BEEN THIS SCATTERED ALL DAY AND I REALLY SHOULD GO TO BED SHOULDN'T I. I started playing Satisfactory. Mistakes were made. I'm going to dream about conveyor belts again and I did it to myself...

#you know I used to mostly blog about witchcraft and paganism #and now I'm like. you know what I want to do? chain an EEG sensor to the Spotify API and skip songs with my brain. #it's kind of like magic when you put it like that. maybe things haven't actually changed that much after all #the headset idea actually came about bc I'd gotten so far into the writing zone that I literally just. tried to skip a song with my brain. #because I had so much reploid characters on my mind that it just sounded like a normal course of action I should be able to take #obviously it didn't work and cue me sitting there for a full 3 seconds going 'why didn't it. wait. why did I think it would?' #followed immediately after by 'YEAH BUT I PROBABLY COULD DO THAT ACTUALLY' #because you just Cannot write a character like Glitch without it rubbing off on you a little bit and WWGD kicked in real hard lmao #well obviously he'd [ridiculous chain of ideas ending in 'anyway I installed some shit and now I can control Spotify with my mind'] #and I gotta say I do not like the idea of sticking a sensor on the *inside* of my skull. sounds very bad. #but it doesn't have to be on the inside to work soooo there's that! #I have a friend who for quite a long time had a rare earth magnet in one finger so he could find live wires by touch #he ended up removing it for work eventually but when I say I was jelly. man. but also kinda squeamish about it. #I do not like sharp things and I am Very funny about my fingers as an artist/writer/used to be musician. #but man that sounds cool. I want the magnet senses. I don't think I want them enough to have a magnet under my skin though #I think I wouldn't use them enough for that to be helpful actually lmao #anyway do I even need more senses? probably not. mine are already unfiltered and loud as shit. #'boy I wish I could sense magnetic fields' says idiot guy who can hear the mains hum even with no electronics currently turned on #like when the power goes out I can FEEL the fucking difference in the air and it's unnaturally quiet and kinda spooky #I do not think I need help on this front actually. I think I got it handled pretty okay lol

[eggbagelz]

Ballsack guts three certainly is a game im playing

#the GLITCHES. LOL #not the point tho i just kept getting hit after hit after hit it was like #get karlach to a mechanic or she WILL die and then we got one and i got to hug her and then #it turns out that SHE HAS TO GO BACK TO HELL? #AND gale got the issue with his heart fixed in the most fucked up away possible bc he has to use it to kill himself #to save us??????? at some point?????? also we fought a bunch of evil crows and then he went god you're hot [in galespeak] #AND I DANCED WITH WYLL AND TURNED HIM DOWN BC IM NOT ROMANCING HIM IN THIS RUN #AND I FEEL SO BAD BC HE LOOKED AT ME SO SADLY #boom karlach has to go back to hell boom gale has to kill himself boom wyll has to rescue a demon boom #gale wants to bone so bad boom lae'zel is being nice for some reason boom astarion is still a little bitch

[thefandomenchantress]

Me: *Sees a few people talking about fnaf ruin* Woah, ruin came out?!? How did I miss that?!? I’ll go check it out now! Since Chica and Monty didn’t get nearly as much characterization as Freddy or even Roxy, I can’t wait for them to get some more spotlight—

Chica: *Gets no new voice lines and simply walks around as a generic enemy, even when you do the mini game to get back her voice box and her only personality trait continues to be ‘likes food’*

Monty: *Cant speak at all, is the equivalent of an angry puppy, and is the only animatronic in the game to die (presumably)*

#i know this is mostly a danganronpa blog but I wanted to say that monty is best boy fuck you /j #honestly i thought angry puppy monty was kinda cute tho just wish he didn’t die (or at least i assume he did since he got electrocuted) #the game didn’t have any game-breaking bugs/glitches as far as i’m aware so it is a step up from before #and good for roxy and her character arc even if i think it came just a bit out of nowhere