#hes like a cat he doesnt wanna get wet lmao

[prisonguards]

I want to ask you about scardubs. really i just wanna read your thesis and thoughts about them

so scardubs happened to me by accident.

after watching Last Life from Ethos POV and foaming at the mouth over it and Ethubs, I decided I wanted to watch Scars pov, mostly for more of them, hes their marriage counselor! but also because I liked him. I was BLOWN AWAY by how much I adore him and his story in Last Life. watching Ethos POVs of 3rd Life and Last Life with no prior knowledge of any of the rest of the creators and seeing Scar through this terrifying powerhouse figure in 3rd Life and the threatening mystery in Last Life only to find out hes the most pathetic sad wet cat alive— except. EXCEPT.

Bdubs is still scared of him. he still has Bdubs on a tight leash. within my own headcanons, no one (excepting Grian) remembers 3rd Life in its entirely in Last Life. but they have Feelings and Bdubs still feels the betrayal with Scar. the hold Scar has over him, how easily he can get Bdubs to do what he wants. Scars plots in Last Life are never so successful, but he antagonizes Bdubs often.

so I came into scardubs in the most backwards way, through Last Life of all things, and even though theres not Much of it, its still my favorite dynamic of theirs.

HOWEVER S7 SCARDUBS IS JUST A MILLISECOND BEHIND! they really are that gay. its so real its so good. the setting and story makes for such a perfect dynamic and…. is so ripe for pining. you asked for an essay so Im gonna get into all my silly little headcanons. I unintentionally write Scar as like… kinda arospec. like he has romantic feelings he just kinda experiences them Differently. and maybe in the mayoral era they have kind of a business And pleasure relationship. but Scar doesnt take it Too serious, and by the time he wants smth more its Aquetown and its just too late, the moments passed and it cant really be the same, Bdubs isnt interested in being jerked around anymore. Ive only watched Scars POV so sorry if my read is inaccurate, this is just what I think is fun 😔

Im always down for Scardubs— any season, any series— Last Life and S7 are just my faves. I just started S5 and the concept of Convexdubs has me chewing glass (positive) I also love established/past romantic/sexual Convex in S7 to just. flavor that Bdubs jealousy over Cub. not that you would have to change Anything for it to make sense augsusgshs. Im sure theres a milliom more things abt them that I wanna say that Ill remember as soon as Im out of this line but Ive already failed to finish responding to this in two or three different sittings so Im cutting myself off here LMAO

from this game. believe it or not. I KNOWWWW I KNOW its late. Ive been so phucking busy 💔

#prisspeaks #asks #ask games #I have been asked to share another ship essay and Ill work on that soooooon 💚💚💚💚 #get it out faster than this one HOPEFULLY

[sningo-prompts]

Collar

So this wasnt gonna be a prompts post just something i wanted to do but i feel like the idea of collars being used in this au has so much potential that i cant not prompt it. I just wanted to write a little bit of angst.

Long before the station team finds out th at Ingo has been turned sneasel they mess up a lot. Sure they mean well but they cause this man so much humiliation it’s ridiculous.

One day Emmet and Ingo are in their office when some of the employees come to ask Emmet for help with something really quick. Ingo is probably asleep (lmao adorable) and Emmet doesnt wanna leave him behind, they can see that much since its obvious. So one of them offers to stay behind and watch over the sneasel for Emmet till he gets back. Reassuring Ingo it will be just a few minutes Emmet heads off.

But heres the thing its all a set up to get Emmet away from Ingo. WAIT CALM DOWN ITS OK they wanted to surprise Emmet with a gift. Sadly it has some pretty bad effects. Since its a collar for Sningo. Yes its cute and has a custom tag and everything. The charm (idk wtf they are called my cat has a peach and the other a pineapple) on it is a little subway hat that looks like Ingos. And the tag said “Subway Master Little Ingo” with a picture of Ingo on the back of it. They have heard him call the Sneasel Ingo after all and thought it was bittersweet.

Ingo though he already has problems with his self esteem. His mind plagues him with thoughts of just being Emmets pet. Yes he knows its not true but his mind wont let it go. Emmet constantly proves it to be false by treating him the same. But this. Being collared. And they are cooing over him. Hes so embarrassed its too much. Hes always liked the station staff but right now he has never wanted them to just go away more in his life. He goes to try and take off the collar at once but he cant undo the clasp. Is pokemon proof after all. And he is having no luck cutting it on his claws. Its made for this.

Emmet comes back and the three staff members “present” Ingo to Emmet. They are talking about their “gift” but Emmet cant hear them. All he sees is his brother sitting there collared like a fucking animal. His shoulders hunched, hes not making eye contact with anyone. Emmet.exe has stopped responding. “Sir?”.. “leave” its so quite they hardly hear it “sorry what was that?” Ingo finally meets Emmets gaze his eyes are glossed over, hes on the verge of tears and Emmets boils over he turns to them and oh boy his face they can tell they done fucked up “I SAID GET OUT!!” They rush from the office Emmet slamming the door behind them. Quickly he moves to Ingo who isnt looking at him again. Emmet removes the collar and pulls Ingo into a tight hug. “I am Emmet and i am so sorrrry, you are Ingo and you are my brother not some sort of pet.” Its just what Ingo needed to hear. He returns Emmets hug, softly crying Ingo his brother embrace tears wetting Emmets shirt, Ingo doesnt notice the tears dripping onto his fur.

#sneasel ingo #sningo #transfer error au #angst #muwahahahahaha this isnt even the angst yo uwsmt >:) #im just trying to relax but the train men have a hold on my brain #i just wanna sleep but they wont let me so i hurt them in return

[bottomlwjrights]

MO DAO ZU SHI REREAD:Thoughts™️....and Stuff

Chapter 34

Kncncjdk lwj silenced all the juniors at once akdncj

Wwx controlling corpses with just whistling is so sexy of him

God I remember how chilling it was the first time around that the corpses didnt listen to wwx’s command....

Ew thats fucking disgusting, the powder came out of the corpse bodies and they tasted it...

Okay yeah that was actually chilling, wwx thinking lwj is right beside him but when he calls out to him he’s standing several feet away 

Have i mentioned that Bichen’s light being able to pierce through the fog is cool? Because thats cool

“Having heard a few clashes of the blades, Wei WuXian’s heart suddenly tightened. He blurted out, ‘Lan Zhan? Are you hurt?!’” Abdnckskad adjak

“Lan WangJi, ‘Of course not.’ Wei WuXian grinned, ‘So it seems!’” asdjadk im dying, i love them 

Wwx is so nurturing and caring 

He still has lwj’s money pouch

The room full of dolls scared me the first time around, like it was SO creepy

Chapter 35

In the cultivation world, paper mannequins,paper money, and all those things arent really used, so the juniors were really intrigued by them

Of course SiZhui volunteered to help, the sweet boy

Jin-“im not helping im just here to see what you’re doing”-Ling

“What’s not wrong with congee? It’s so watery and tasteless! Wait… I’m not mad because there’s something wrong with congee!” Jl is funny sometimes

“What did you say? I worked for so long, and I don’t even get any?!” So he’s upset that they’re making congee because its gross but then he’s upset that he doesnt get any, this boy...

I still cant believe he stole Zidian, why did he do that again???

I wanna know exactly who decided to do that to the cats, i just wanna talk

Okay im currently confused as to why they were all lead to eachother in Yi city but ill probably find out soon 

Poor lan juniors, it probably hurt their mouths “The rest of the boys who had taste their servings nodded in unison, all of their eyes wet with tears.” Same tho 

“Out of curiosity, Lan SiZhui picked up the bowl and tried a mouthful. Even as his face flushed red and his eyes teared up, he pursed his lips and refrained from spitting it out, thinking to himself, The taste… is so scary that it almost brings about a sense of deja vu.”  

Lwj never eating spice but ordering all spicy dishes for wwx because he knows he likes it makes me feel things

“He didn’t know why but, all of a sudden, he really, really wanted to see Lan WangJi’s face.” My god im ;-;

“Don’t call her a hag. That’s quite rude.” Wwx respects women

Living corpses are the result of people trying to imitate what wwx did with wn but with improper methods (using living people instead of corpses)

Chapter 36

This scene is just as funny the second time around, i love wwx

Jl playing along akfnckd these two could get into mischief together

Awww SiZhui...

Jl really tried to get onto wwx for playing tricks even though he played along but wwx really wasnt having it, “Don’t imitate your uncle’s tone.” Lmao

Wwx will take any opportunity to bestow wisdom upon the juniors

“Braveness is determined at birth. What can you possibly do if you were born a coward?” Ljy really said you can be assigned coward at birth

“I never joke around. I never fool people, either.” Wwx said, yanno, like a liar

Oyzz is sweet and his description of A-Qing was stupid cute

The Summoning of Painted Eyes is so fucking cool, yet another thing wwx invented

God he’s so badass

Goooood this scene is so cool

Out of all the juniors, jl was the only one who wasnt excited/intrigued by the Summoning of Painted Eyes

“The sheath was in the color of bronze, with intricate patterns of frost hollowed out. Through the patterns, the body of the sword shone through as if it was made of silver stars, glistening with snowflake-shaped flecks of luminescence. There was a pure yet bright sense of beauty to it.” Shuanghua sexy 😩

Xy is a good actor and i hate that 

“Just as he finished his sentence, the sinister giggles of the mannequin sisters came from outside the door. This time, the laughter was sharper than ever.” God i love the mannequins giggling its just my type of creepy

#mine #Phoenix rereads MDZS #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #lwj #wwx #lsz #ljy #xy

[multipandombabe]

Marked up ✈️

i was really sick the past couple days and on cough medicine so i apologize if this doesnt make sense lmao

David was laid on his bed, his bare stomach against the soft sheets of his bed. His face was smushed against the pillow, he head turned to face you while one arm was bent under the pillow for a little more support. His soft eyes scanned your features, starting at your eyelashes, which were tangled and had a little bit of mascara from the night before still left over. He then moved on to the bridge of your nose, then your lips. His eyes following every outlinee of your face, noticing how peaceful you were as you slept.

He had only just woken up but he was taking in the sight before him with heavy eyes, a wonky smile plastered on his slightly chapped lips. The smile slowly faded as the haze cleared from his eyes, his gaze now set on your neck, collar bones and chest perfectly exposed by the tank top you fell asleep in. He swallowed hard as he propped himself up on the elbow that was under the pillow, blinking quite a few times while chewing his lower lip. He noticed the bruises he left. The hickies and marks from gripping you just a little too hard. The sight caused his breath to stutter. His tongue wet his lips as if he couldnt help himself while staring at these marks.

The deep purples and soft reds, specs of broken capillaries under your soft skin. The sight made a pit of warmth grow in his lower stomach, his cock starting to stiffen in his briefs. He left those, anyone who saw them would know that someone left them. And he got to be that someone. You’re his, and his only. Those little marks peppered over your skin to prove it. You stirred slightly, turning your head to the side before relaxing against the mattress once again, Davids eyebrows raised as he watched your figure, his eyes always gravitating towards those damn marks. He licked his lips again, as if he were hungry to leave more.

“Baby girl.” He coo’ed softly in a sleepy voice, resting his palm against your exposed stomach, rubbing gently as he leaned down and pressed a kiss just below your jaw, using everything he had built within him not to leave another mark there. You began to stir once more, your eyes scrunching before fluttering halfway open to see David, resting on his forearm, hovering over you. You smiled sleepily to him and stretched slightly, arching your back with a soft moan from the feeling. David blew a sharp breath through his lips as he heard your moan, the noise absolutely not helping the growing bulge in his briefs. He shook his head slightly and returned the smile back down to you, his opposite hand still resting on your stomach, rubbing it softly.

“Morning sweetheart.” He spoke, his voice still a bit rough from sleep. You leaned up to kiss him softly, mumbling a good morning the second before your lips touched his. David couldn’t help himself but the moment you leaned back down to pull away from the kiss he leaned down with you, his lips staying planted to yours until your head touched the pillow- and even then stayed for a few more seconds. David pulled away with a small smirk and you laughed.

“Geez, gimmie a minute.” You said with a smile as he rolled his eyes, his hand sliding on your stomach to hook around your side, pulling you closer to him, his torso warm against your skin. His eyes flickered between yours and the marks on your neck, he was still hung up on them. He was teetering enough for you to notice, but spoke up as he saw a wave on confusion settle into your expression.

“The hickies.” He said with a hard swallow, the tip of his tongue wetting the corners of his mouth.

“You look good marked up like that.” He followed up, his voice still slow and soft, although his tone making you shift beside him, a small twinge of butterflies erupting in your stomach. You reached a hand up to cup his jaw, rubbing slightly before pushing some hair from his face, your palm now pressed to the back of his head, bringing him back for another kiss. He brushed his lips against yours, a chuckle leaving the back of his throat before pressing his soft lips to yours, propping himself more firmly on his forearm. His opposite hand pressed into the mattress on the other side of your waist, he was hovering over you now, trapping you beneath him while his kiss grew more feverish. You teasingly bit his lower lip, David pulled back with a soft groan, looking down at you while tutting quietly.

“You wanna tease, huh?” He taunted softly, tilting his head, his shaggy hair framing his blushed face. You raised your eyebrows in amusement, shifting underneath him, his hard on becoming apparent as it was now pressed against your thigh.

“What makes you think that?” You spoke back to him in the same teasing tone, a smile playing your mouth. He shook his head and clicked his tongue.

“Don’t play with me sweetheart.” He spoke as he shifted his weight onto his forearm, grinding his hips against your thigh. Davids free hand trailed up your torso, his hand coming to rest at the bottom of your neck, fingers prodding and rubbing at the purple marks he’d left previously. You let out a soft sigh, the sensitive skin tingling as he stimulated it, your eyes fluttering shut for a moment. He smiled before you, looking down to you in admiration.

“Such a pretty girl, all bruised up.” He spoke, his voice smoother. He leaned down, pressing a hot kiss to the nape of your neck, allowing his hand to travel back down your torso, the tips of his digits toying with the hem of your panties, snapping them once against your skin. You jumped at the elastic snapping back against your skin, the soft sting and the kiss causing you to moan softly, your head tilted back.

“Like that baby girl? You like it when I kiss you there?” He asks. It was rhetorical. He didn’t want you to answer because he already knew that it made you putty in his hands. Davids fingers slid over your panties, adding soft pressure to your covered slit. Your breath hitched in your throat, a husky laugh hitting your neck as his fingers moved slowly.

“Awhh, whats wrong princess? Cat got your tongue?” He teased as your cheeks burned a bright red, face scrunching slightly.

“Dav-“ You began to speak but as you did, his fingers slipped your panties to the side, the pad of his middle finger passing along your slit, collecting your wetness and stopping at your clit, rubbing soft, small and concentrated circles.

Your breathing stopped momentarily before you let out a heavy sigh, followed by a quiet moan, your back arching away from the mattress. He pulled back from your neck but not before leaving a kiss, which made you shudder. He peered down to you with dark eyes, teeth pressed into his lower lip while he smirked.

“Fuck you’re soaked.” He muttered before leaning down to your lips, his fingers keeping the same steady movement on your clit. His words sent a chill down your spine, a moan vibrating past your lips and hitting his as he kissed you softly, you screwed your eyes shut, hands at your side beginning to fist the sheets. David pulled back and wet his lips before pressing a wet kiss to your neck, his hot tongue just gentle tracing over a hickey that was made the night before. You sucked in a sharp breath, wincing in pain.

“Tell me if it’s too much, angel face.” He muttered against your skin and you nodded feverishly in response, the feeling of him stimulating your already abused, sensitive spots was going to drive you into overload but he knew you’d stop him if you couldn’t do it. He felt you nod and his lips connected back to your neck almost instantly. He was peppering wet kisses from your collar up to your jaw, giving you small nips here and there, drawing moan after moan out of your throat. David slid his finger down your pussy, the tip of his finger just prodding at your soaked entrance.

“Look at you,” He muttered while he pulled back, tilting his head as he watched you lay beneath him, stomach taught with a future orgasm, face flushed, and covered in bruises he had left, new red marks peppered over the one side of your neck.

“David pleasepleaseplease. I just need-“

“What? What do you need baby?” He husked and nodded his head towards you while bringing his thumb to your clit and applying light pressure to the bud. You let out a sharp moan at the feeling, David slipping his middle finger into your cunt. Your hands scrambled to grip his shoulder, your back arching away from the mattress, rolling your hips down against his palm.

“Is that what you needed, gorgeous? You just wanted something to fill you up?” He whispered and you nodded, your fingertips pressing harshly against skin. He pumped his finger slowly, his teeth pressing harshly against his lower lip as he felt your walls contract around his digit.

“More.” You begged him, he tilted his head in amusement.

“What do you say baby girl? More, what?”

“Please!” You said a bit louder, making him chuckle.

“Ah, good girl.” He praised softly, only making the knot in your stomach grow tighter. David added his index finger to join his middle, the cold metal of his ring at the base of his digit giving you a small shock.

“Fuck, fuck,David.” You moaned and tossed you head back against the pillows as he curled his fingers deep inside of you, his thumb moving side to side on your clit. He pulled back from you a bit to get a better look at you, withering under his touch. The sight of you squirming, blushed and littered in bruises made his cock twitch in his briefs, a few soft grunts leaving his mouth as his hand quickened once more. You gasped, grinding your hips against his palm while he smirked.

“Thats it, pretty. Get yourself off on my fingers.” He muttered, his words causing your stomach to contract, your chest stuttering as you squirmed, your climax nearing.

“Dav- Dave. I’m gonn-“

“Awh I know, I know baby. You gonna cum for me? Gonna cum around my fingers?” He coaxed, your breath now hitching in your throat as his words encouraged your climax, hips bucking upwards into his hand.

“C’mon now baby girl. I know you’ve got it in you.” He whispered. You knew you weren’t going to last long, he knew how his words took a toll on your fragile state of being. David slipped a third finger into you, curling them as he pushed them deep to his knuckles, the pads of his fingers massaging your soft spot gingerly.

“Go ‘head and cum, sweetheart.” The pressure against your g spot was enough to send you over the edge, the knot in your stomach pulling hard, hard enough for a few tears to slip over your cheeks as you cried out Davids name, heels digging into the mattress, hips stuttering against his hand as your orgasm rolled through you.

“Thats it baby, just like that.” He whispered while pumping his fingers, his thumb never leaving your clit, only rubbing softer circles. He leaned down and pressed a hot kiss to your collar, sucking gently before giving you a bite.

“Fuck! D-David! I ca- I can’t.” You sputtered, the sensation being almost too much to handle during your high. He ignored your words, knowing they weren’t true. He pulled away as you came down from your high, his fingers slowly pulling from your cunt. He smirked proudly to you, admiring the bright red mark he had just left.

“God you’re so beautiful when you cum.” He spoke, bringing his hand up to his mouth, fingers slick with your arousal. He slipped them past his plump lips, visibly hallowing his cheeks as he sucked your juices from them. You shuttered at the sight, clamping your thighs together tightly.

“Oh no, we aren’t done yet.” He chuckled as he removed his fingers, gripping your thigh roughly.

“Now I’m gonna fuck you nice and good, promise.” He spoke, pushing his hips against your thigh, his concealed hard on throbbing against your leg. He slipped a hand to the base of your neck, fingers wrapping around your throat gingerly, his thumb pressed against the newest hickey. You whimpered and swallowed hard.

“David I-I don’t know if I can.” You whispered, chest still heaving from your previous orgasm.

“I know you can, darlin. You’ll go until I say stop.” He spoke, giving your thigh a solid smack while his other hand moved from your neck to palm himself through his briefs, a soft moan leaving his lips.

“Now, hands and knees.”

#david dobrik smut #david dobrik imagine #david dobrik blurb #submission

[lost-incident-kid]

halloween costume headcanons for all the vrains lads:

Yusaku: vampire (he saw a vampire costume a few years ago, thought ‘fuck it’ and got it. He thought it looked badass- and it does. For some reason it still fits, which is also really cool cuz he still likes it and can’t buy another. There was also a wig, but its all tangled now to the extent where he cant wear it).

Takeru: werewolf (He wanted to be a zombie. But... he found out Kiku once had a crush on remus lupin from harry potter, and he hasn’t seen the films/read the books nor does he know anything about harry potter, but once someone made a joke online about remus being a werewolf and for some reason Takeru remembered it, hence the werewolf costume to show off to kiku).

Aoi: cat (I dont have any detailed headcanon, i just know she has dressed as a cat. You don’t need context. I just know my child).

Ryoken: vampire (ok before i give the context: yeah motherfuckers, i repeated the costume. Its not the same as Yusaku’s tho. Ryoken’s costume is purple and black wheras Yusaku’s was red and black, and Ryoken got weird add ons like fake pointy vampire teeth and bs like that.

Okay so Ryoken saw the costume online and thought that maybe it would be cool if he and spectre had matching costumes (im respectfulshipping till the day i die, sorry) so he asked spectre who said ‘fuck yeah’ so they got the costumes. Pro tip: Dont order online without checking the reviews. These costumes were actually in kids sizes, but cuz spectre is tall af he had to get one of the larger sizes and cuz Ryoken is smol af he can easily wear larger kids sizes, so the one they got for spectre looked great on Ryoken.

Spectre (continuing from the last one lol): Skeleton (okay so after the internet shopping fail with Ryoken, Spectre ended up going to a costume store nearby, this was about 2 days before Halloween so the options were rather limited, the only one he thought was ‘okay’ (he didnt really like any of them) was a skeleton costume, so he got that one).

Wow with Ryoken’s and Spectres, i could write a fluff fanfic oneshot lmao, okay ive gone off topic. Back to the costumes lol

Ai: legit canonically has a witch costume (we see him wear a witch costume, not only in the episode where playmaker does the first ritual summon of vrains and also on one of the @ignister cards. Its canon. His soltis outfit already looks kinda spooky-ish but i feel like he’d wanna be extra and change it up on halloween so he wears the witch one.

Shoichi: Zombie (i got no detailed headcanons here, folks. I just know).

Jin: Zombie (imitated Shoichi).

Ema: Harlequin (only costume she could find that she liked, also she actually dyes her hair for it. She considers wigs to be nasty, and she cant fit all her hair into a wig cap).

Akira: werewolf (just thinking of that card combo he used in his duel against Yusaku, the cards tindangle hound and tindangle angel were able to resurrect eachother due to their card effects. Akira thought it would be cool if he and Aoi got costumes that were a wolf and angel because of this, but Aoi really wanted to be a cat because if she wanted to be an angel she’d just go into link vrains. At the time, she didn’t get that Akira was trying to put symbolism stuff into it).

Hayami: creepy looking doll costume (she wore it to a Halloween party at her university a few years ago, of course it ended up like that Halloween party scene in ‘mean girls’. Everyone else used halloween as an excuse to dress like a hoe, not Hayami though. Her creepy doll costume looked great, the university whores calling it childish were horrible people).

Other smol headcanons (i stopped giving a fuck about formatting at this point)

Aso once dared Genome to get a doll costume, and he did. The jokes on Aso. He thought it looked fabulous.

Go Onizuka doesnt dress up, but he helped the orphans make homemade costumes.

Flame and Aqua cant wear halloween costumes because of what attribute ignis they are. Flame’s keep setting on fire and Aqua’s get wet.

Windy has a ghost costume and he keeps trying to scare the other ignis with it, so far he hasnt been successful with anyone but Ai.

Miyu has a mermaid costume she made herself, but she cant walk in it of course because mermaid dont have feet so she never actually wore it trick or treating or anything like that.

Kengo just doesnt wear his prosthetic arm and puts fake blood all arround the part where his arm used to be. He likes doing this because everyone thinks its just part of his costume and that he probably still has both arms and is just hiding the other one or something.

[bpdkipland]

literally do them all lmao For the strawberry: a lizard person, a little gray alien, an orb, and the Burger King himself For mr horse: ur opinion on the Charmin toilet paper bears

thank you so much anon fuc ily 

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone? 

yikes startin out w a hard one then um when i was a kid i had such a stressful emotional time that it caused me to wet the bed until i was like 12 or 13? it was fuct up 

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? 

probs my crush or my friend jacob bc he gives gr8 hugs ♥♥

�� what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why? 

Lugia bc when i was little i had a card that was all holographic and it had lugia on it. i never really got super into pokemon lol 

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like? 

oh god it would be a mess 

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had? 

honestly the only one coming to mind is the one i had as a kid where this creature opened up its head and ate my sister and im still scared of going outside in the dark to this day bc of it 

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend? 

i have multiple best friends but theyre mostly all there for me whenever i need them? like one time jacob drove from the other side of town to give me earbuds bc i had lost mine 

😘 talk about your crush or partner 

GOD my crush is a literal angel???? like????? hoy fuk i love her so much she’s so sweet and kind and caring and she just radiates light and love and i got to kiss her on new years ♥♥♥♥

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back? 

depends on HOW rude they were. like,... i was nice to my ex for so long lol 

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!) 

i like my nose, freckles, and the fact that im Nice

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it? 

well its being abandoned by everyone i love and guess what thats starting to happen and im coping lmao

🎁 what never fails to make you happy? 

this video

💙 what annoys you about some people? 

if they chew with their fockin mouth open i die 

😤 do you get angry easily? 

nope i actually am pretty slow to anger lol 

🐇 what do you always daydream about? 

do intrusive thoughts of people coming on to me count 

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change? 

well no offense but republicans would be illegal. sent off to an island not allowed to communicate with the rest of the world lol, strawberries would be in season year round, and weed would be legal bc i cant think of anything else 

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry? 

kiss: orb ♥♥befriend: lizard person kill: k i l l t h e b o r g (burger king) marry: gray alien 

✈️ what is your dream city and why? 

ive not been to any good cities so i dont know 

☕️ talk about your ideal day 

hanging out with all my friends, they dont all hate each other, we all watch movies in a big cuddle puddle and im in the middle of it ♥♥

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert? 

definitely an ambivert. 

💧 when was the last time you cried? 

fuck????? i dont remember???? my eyes welled up yesterday does that count 

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment 

in no particular order: 1. Come On Eileen 2. Insomnia (by Dirty Heads) 3. Birdhouse in Your Soul4. Ana Ng5. Moving On (by James)

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why? 

pyrokinesis so i can light all abusers on fire lol 

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say? 

Listen, kid, there’s a reason you hate yourself and there’s a reason you wanna die all the time but lemme tell you, it ain’t worth it. those hospital stays aren’t worth it. you might not believe it but you’re over 250 days clean! didn’t think you’d make it this far, huh? you also made it to 18 years of age. you’re gonna be okay, kid. 

💚 who are you jealous of and why? 

myself when i’m in a nice mood bc like??? shut yo nice ass up 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why? 

bravery honestly. i have reasons but i dont have words for the reasons rn 

🙊 what are you ashamed of? 

um that secret i told the fuck

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn? 

i know English and tiny bits of French and i’d love to become fluent in French and Italian? 

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be? 

i wanna be best friends with mike wazowski 

☁️ talk about your dream universe. 

???????

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? 

it’s a bit late but did do some dishes for my mom cleaned off my desk so i could start painting again :> 

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why? 

new c/r/yptid: Lance Cube.

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike 

y’know when ur eyes just start crying when the rest of u is fine?? like wow i didnt know i was supposed to be emotional but ig???? 

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately 

i’m anxious because my doctors office isnt giving my medical records to the michigan works people im working with so they cant open a case for me, making it so they cant help me find a job bc of my mental illnesses 

   🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

 i wanted to be a veterinarian but now i wanna be a zookeeper 

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods? 

i loooove peach rings and sour patch kids and !!!! strawberry shortcake 

🍑 what are you obsessed with? 

animal crossing tbh i love it so much 

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed? 

i get auditory hallucinations and i just start crying no matter what stressed mood im in. angry stressed? crying. happy stressed? crying. anxious stressed? crying 

😪 what are you sick of? 

having kidney disease??? ?

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker? 

i mean? sometimes? but yall gotta talk me into going on roller coasters 

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have? 

red beet eggs are my LIFE if i could eat them daily i would die, peppers are fucking gross, and tea is fucking gross unless its Tea 

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person? 

i like to think i am a good person? 

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies? 

draw & sing!!!! 

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself? 

You Ain’t No Saint by Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties 

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

I’m annoying. I plan on improving it by shutting my ass up 

 🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

i draw people and eyes mainly. and the occasional hand 

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams? 

i’m too shy and bisexual for this 

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you? 

fuck i dont remember i just know i have the same one as Fox Mulder and thats why it fits me lmao

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite! 

...u didnt give me 3 ppl.... 

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? 

mothman because he’s my boyfriend 

🐴 opinion on __? (Charmin Toilet Paper Bears) 

they wipe my ass for me 

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person? 

i used to be. now im not so sure. 

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them. 

yall i’ve only read 3 books 

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

i usually mope around and sleep a lot. it doesnt help usually. 

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad? 

Death Anxiety 

🌍 which country do you live in? 

USA! 

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words 

needy, petty, and damaged 

🐵 which quotes changed you? 

“What’s your Fursona” - @thebpdevil“Your job is to break death’s heart” 

💭 do you keep a diary? 

I keep a bullet journal!! i think thats kinda similar 

💫 who inspires you? 

honestly my dad??? but also idk :/ 

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why? 

hell YES because i am one

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like? 

department store clearance section & band merch 

🎬 what are some of your favourite films? 

Heathers, Taken, Girl Interrupted, and if u watch the OA in one shot it counts as a movie i’m counting it 

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory? 

Throwing mashed potatoes at my sister. 

🐱 what’s your dream pet like? 

Cat snake (ferret) who loves to cuddle and doesnt bite :-) 

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be? 

probably???? um???? Patrick Stump or Pete Wentz honestly. 

HOO THIS WAS FUN AND IT TOOK OVER AN HOUR TO DO THANK YOU 

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