#hesjust sitting there

[superbellsubways]

what the freak they put a spaghetti dinner ending in ultra deluxe⁉️

original under cut

#Pov: you are stanleys wife and/or the narrator #hesjust sitting there #this is the second time ive used this image for a meme LMAO #stanley parable #tsp #stanley #doodle #shitpost #food #extra Pov: You are the bucket

[freakytouchingfactory]

hesjust like me🥵🥵 #overheatingmonday #sendpics

i dunno why youd wanna see this but i took this pic of him like. mm some time ago he just kinda sits around and waits to cool off

#are you a freak #is that why you wanted to see this

[kingsofeverything]

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#in that first pic ofniall with the rope #is he supposed tobe climbing it #because it looks like hesjust sitting there #holding it #and pretending #i love him but

[graymoon2-archive]

Chat Noir- ~Instagram Boyfriend~

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Ship- marichat

Words- unknown

Category- fluff

warnings- use of caps

Marinette and Chat were watching a cheesy movie about some kids singing on a beach.

“Have you ever been to a beach, princess?”

“I might have, but I don’t remember. You?”

He sighed wistfully.

“I vaguely remember going to Plage du Havre when I was really young. It was my mother’s favorite beach”

She snuggled closer to him. He was warm and comfortable, and after today’s akuma they were both tired. Of course Chat didn’t really know why she was tired. As far as he knew, she was safe at home during the battle. Silly kitty.

He kissed her on the forehead.

“Do you want to go to the beach with me, chérie?”

“Of course, chaton”

He grinned. “I’ll come tomorrow morning to pick you up. Bring a bag with your swimsuit, a towel, and that adorable red dress you made. And plan on being gone until the next morning. ”

She blushed and kissed him on the cheek. He kissed her goodnight and left.

She packed her red bikini (the one that tied in a bow at the back) the aforementioned red dress, and her towel. She threw in her other stuff and set the bag on her desk. She laid out the black sweatshirt she borrowed from him and a comfortable pair of capris to wear for the ride, knowing that rooftop travel was cold in the fall.

She was about to go to bed when her phone rang. She picked it up.

“Hey girl!”

“Oh, hey Alya!”

“Hey, do you wanna go to lunch with me and the girls tomorrow?”

“Sorry Alya, I can’t. I’m going to the beach with my boyfriend. “

She groans and Marinette laughs

“Mystery guy again? When do I get to meet him?”

Marinette laughs again

“Soon Alya, I promise”

“Why all the secrecy? What, is he a celebrity or something?”

*awkward silence*

“Marinette Dupen-Cheng if you’re dating a celebrity I will scREAM”

“No, no I-I hes not well kinda hesjust ugh. Hold on, I’m going to call him and see if he can come over. I’ll video chat you if he can, okay?”

She laughed

“ ‘Night girl. Love you”

“Love you too Alya”

Marinette hangs up then calls Chat

He answers immediately.

“Princess? Are you alright?”

“I’m fine Chat. I need to ask a favor”

“Anything for you, Princess”

“Alya just asked if I wanted to go to lunch. I told her I had a date with my boyfriend. I haven’t told her who you are yet. Long story short, I need you to come over and video chat with me. I understand if you aren’t ready to tell any-“

“I’m on my way now princess”

“Thanks kitty”

He hangs up.

About a minute later she hears a soft thud on the balcony. Marinette goes and opens the door. Chat jumps down and hugs her. She takes his hand and leads him to the chaise lounge. She calls Alya on video chat. Alya answers immediately.

“That was fast girl! So do I get to meet mystery guy now?”

Mari nods and sets the camera up so once they sit down they will both be in frame. She takes Chat by the hand and they sit on the chaise lounge together. Alya’s jaw dropped. Chat speaks first.

“Good evening Miss Césaire. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?”

Alya’s jaw is practically on the floor.

“Mari… You’re dating CHAT NOIR??”

Marinette grins sheepishly and blushes. Chat kisses her on the cheek. Alya starts talking a mile a minute.

“I can’t believe it! Chat Noir? I mean sure he saved you multiple times from villains and he did drop in to check on you once when I was there but Chat Noir? ‘Paris’s hottest superhero’? Your boyfriend? oH MY GOD THE LADYBLOG-“

Chat cuts off her rambling.

“Alya, I’m sorry, but to protect Mari this has to be a secret until Hawkmoth is defeated”

“Oh.” She sounded disappointed.

“Buuuut…” Chat says, ever the people pleaser, “ I can do an exclusive live interview with you instead”

Alya looked pleased at his offer

“Deal. Meet me at the park Sunday afternoon”

“Fine by me Miss Césaire”

“Goodnight Alya!”

“Night guys!”

Marinette hung up and turned to Chat.

“Once Hawkmoth is defeated you will make such a good Instagram boyfriend minou.”

He chuckles and kisses her on the nose.

“Good night chérie”

And with that he heads off into the starry Paris sky.

Authors note- If i screwed up the french badly I’m sorry. Blame google translate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

slightly edited today for ✨grammar issues✨

#mlb fanfic #mlb #miraculous ladybug #marichat #marinette dupain cheng #marinette x chat noir #alya cesaire #chat noir #em writes