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hetalia-fanart-memes · 2 days ago
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America: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all of the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant, tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out, and the glass will start to crack, and then you’ll throw your drink on it in a panic, and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly, and then the glass will shatter.
Canada: What did you do?!
America: I MADE A MISTAKE!
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hetahetaloveengland · a month ago
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Alfred: Whenever I’m mad at Arthur I tighten all the jars in the kitchen so he has to come to me for help
[[sound of glass smashing]]
Alfred: It hasn’t worked yet but I’m staying hopeful
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incorrectly-hetalia · 4 months ago
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Hetalia Incorrect Quotes
Canada: I have a bad feeling about this...
America: What do you mean?
Canada: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
America: No?
Canada: That actually explains so much.
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thatsamericano · 2 months ago
Austria: Gilbert, we need to talk about your PTSD.
Prussia: Hell yeah, I have PTSD! Proficient talent for sucking dick! [holds up hand for a high five]
Austria: [does not give him a high five and instead sighs deeply]
Austria: I think we also need to talk about your unhealthy use of humor as a coping mechanism.
Prussia: Roddy, I don't think you appreciate how clever what I just said was.
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iliketothimkimfunny · 3 months ago
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Russia, on the phone: I’m watching you.
Poland:...
Poland: Do I look good?
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nenepapaandshit · 3 months ago
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Being a fan of Hetalia is so exhausting, I've been a fan since I was 14 I'm now 21.
I have seen a lot during my time in this fandom, I was there on DeviantArt during the Hetalia golden years I have seen Hetalia blogs rise and fall on this site, I have seen drama after drama fanfic after fanfic and so much more
Every time I think I made it out I get sucked back in again.
at this point, I kinda have to name my firstborn child after a Hetalia character otherwise my teen self may spite me.
So future parents when you hear " Mother of Ludwing Jones Romano Ivan Kirkland Gilbert Francis Jr" echo across the playground MIND YALL OWN BUSINESS
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j-crna-zvijezda · 3 months ago
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Arthur: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Francis: What? No good morning?
Arthur: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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England: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Sealand: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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otherbossu · 2 months ago
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Thanks a bunch to @iliketothimkimfunny for the permission!
Here's my "inspiration"
Have a nice day! ^^ (click for better quality)
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bitchapalooza · 3 months ago
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America: LOOK ITS THE BEATLES!
England: WHERE!?
Canada: *holds up a few beetles*
England: I have no children.
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thatsamericano · 3 months ago
Germany: Feliciano came home last night absolutely wasted, got undressed, and then just stood there in my bedroom.
Germany: So, I asked him, “Are you coming to bed?”
Germany: And he said, “No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but I have a boyfriend.” And then proceeded to sleep on the floor.
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iliketothimkimfunny · 5 months ago
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Germany: Can you do me a favour?
Prussia: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Germany: Cool, can you wash the dishes?
Prussia:...No.
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incorrectly-hetalia · 4 months ago
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Hetalia Incorrect Quotes
France: Hey, Germany? Can I get some dating advice?
Germany: Just because I'm with Italy doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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