#hetalia is adorable

[goldenstarprincesses]

In a public!AU most people think that since Hollywood and celebrity culture plays such a prominent role in American culture, that Alfred would happily (if not naturally) play it up for the paparazzi who follow him around

But in reality, 95% of pap photos of Alfred are just

#I really do adore a Boston!America #hws america #alfred f jones #hetalia #it was so hard to choose which photos to use lol #hetalia public AU #public AU

[fanficfish]

i saw an "approximate ages of hetalia characters" post a week or so ago and i just realized.

the viking age was in around 700-1000A.D.

norway, denmark, and peesumably sweden were supposedly around their preteens/early teens around the kalmer union.

denmark DEFINITELY remembers being a Viking

idk if anyone realized this but imagine norway, denmark, and sweden as itty bitty 5-10 year olds as vikings they're literally just playing childhood games-

like i'm pretty sure norway from that one iceland birth strip is around the latter half of that time, now just imagine all of them that size and probably smaller-

#hetalia hcs #hetalia #world stars hetalia #hws #hetalia world stars #hws denmark #hws norway #hws sweden #hws iceland #hws nordics #they were probably just tiny little adorable vikings #tiny little vikings swinging oversized weapons ofc #kinda wish that could get a strip or even an anime version like can you imagine how CUTE that would be-

[j-ellyfish]

He's too pretty I need to kiss him so badly 🙈 💕💕💕

#he also looks a little sad/worried and I LOVE those sorts of expressions especially on him they fit him so well 💕 #oh god the absolute need I have for him to be within reach 😩💔💕 #look at him he's so pretty and perfect and delicate and expressive and adorable oh my #the amount of serotonin my body can produce via exposure to a freaking bunch of pixels in the shape of him 😅 #aph austria #hetalia #gangstalia #aph official #ary spoke #yes sorry when Hima makes him show up my fangirl side takes control of me he makes me so happy despite not existing hehe (q//w//q) #hws austria

[peonycats]

did i just see someone hc South Korea to be the child of North Korea and America post-WWII

#why this fandom has a particular obsession with making alfred the (good) dad of his colonial and imperial possessions (like liberia) #is smth i'll never understand #hws america #hws north korea #// disk horse #hetalia #hws south korea #LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH I COULD WRITE ABOUT THIS HOW IT PLAYS INTO NARRATIVES OF WHITE SAVIORISM AND THE IMAGERY OF AMERICA NEEDING TO “GUIDE” #THE “YOUNGER” “LESSER” NATIONS OF THE WORLD WHO ARE SO OFTEN CONVENIENTLY POC HMMMM AND BASICALLY DOES A MISS SAIGON RETELLING AS WELL #THE BELIEF THAT TODAYS SK HAS NO HISTORY OR CULTURE W/O THAT AMERICAN INTERVENTION AND OTHER COUNTRIES ARE ALLOWED TO MODERNIZE AND REMAIN #LIKE IT'S NOT CUTE?? ITS NOT ADORABLE OR FLUFFY THAT IS LITERALLY PRO-AMERICAN IMPERIALIST PROPGANDA #also nk being a shitty mom who's paranoid of sk replacing her is 1) the demonization of asian moms as irrational and inhumane and in need #of white intervention and 2) justification of the usa's shitty alienation of nk as a pariah state #he's a different oriental but edward said is rolling in his grave rn

[rosesandalfazemas]

Thoughts on the pirate nations as Steampunk Pirates? :D

Perfection

Just I wish I could have more commissions about this topic

#hetalia #engport #aph portugal #aph england #porteng #piratalia #steampunktalia #au #hws #hws england #hws portugal #color doodle #fast drawing #i adore this combos #reference taken #Port in corsette is god #hetalia world series #hetalia axis powers #axis powers ヘタリア #axispowershetalia #axis powers hetalia

[hetalia-fannn]

These are actually my fav screenshots from aph Greece because it's like he went from such a little bean and then puberty hit very hard on him and then boom there he is. (Basically me loving his character design)

#i mean there is something in his design that makes u adore him so much #idk tho im not greek maybe there are things they might not like about him but to me his design is appealing #hetalia #aph #hws #aph greece #hws greece #hetalia world stars #hetalia axis powers

[pedantic-coffee]

one of the critiques of Hetalia is that “personification of countries is such an unoriginal idea!!!” which, sure, yeah... but Hetalia offers the unique spin on such an old concept by asking the very important question:

“what if they were all salty about it?”

#the show and fandom #portrays it in a very meta way #like the nations know they're uniquely situated #relative to humans #and they're Very Salty about it #and I love that #I adore the sass and sarcasm #the way the nations complain tiredly #about the wildest most unrelatable shit #but its just another tuesday to them #hws hetalia #hetalia #face family #hws asia #hws meta #hws england #hws germany #hws france #hws america #hws china #hws russia #hws italy #hws japan

[hetagrammy]

ASOIAF AU Shenanigans: Alasdair went looking North for alliances after his mother's death. Lord Stark had a sister to spare, and to everyone's surprise, they worked out swimmingly.

#hetalia #my art #asoiaf au #hws norway #nyo!norway #hws scotland #scotnor #his sister married a highgarden rose (not entirely by choice at first) #so he found himself a winter rose to counter it #really more a she wolf but he adores her

[ellavei]

we seriously need to talk about Frain in doujinshi of gunblue.

#aph #hetalia #aph france #aph spain #hetalia doujinshi #doujinshi #like: DAMN THEY ARE MASTERPIECE #the colour. the pose. the vibes. every single thing about THEM #i love how they are comfortable with each other while still being suspicious of each other (1/2) #and getting jealous when they see the other has someone in gunblue's doujinshi lol it just so them (2/2) #I just adore these two too much

[lillystarreds]

💕A gift I made for @lillipupz💕

Really adore your 2p design for Liechtenstein! And I hope we get to see more of her and her nyo 2p too!💕🩷💕🩷

#hetalia #2ptalia #aph liechtenstein #hws liechtenstein #2p liechtenstein #cute design #gift #chibi art #adore her design! #💜💜💜

[unhonestlymirror]

"Which one?"

#hetalia #hws lithuania #aph lithuania #Lithuania and his 12 mortal wives #and his adorable immortal dog

[goldenstarprincesses]

Arthur is the proud owner of an elderly decrepit King Charles Spaniel dog. No one knows how old it is. There is a debate between his children and Francis about if its immortal or if Arthur just keeps adopting the exact same type of dog. Everyone is kinda scared to ask as this point.

The dog is fucking mean. Will snarl, bite, and pee on anyone who try's to pet or even worse, move it. It tolerates the Kirkland children most of the time, but is known to hate Francis. Francis has done nothing but try to pamper and win over that dog. Still has chewed up multiple designer bags. Known dog lover and super power the United States will turn right around and try again later if he walks in his fathers house and he realizes he's alone with the dog. One time the dog crawled onto his lap and along side being scare to move for the next 5 hours, Alfred was actually positive it was a sign he was dying.

But the worst thing about this, is that Arthur treats that dog better then he ever treated any of his children in their babyhood and youth. Alfred once witness Arthur crawl under the dining room table to spoon feed it homemade dog food. Matt once had to help put the dogs hand-sewn winter jacket and booties on. They all have heard him talk the most sweet musical baby talk to it.

#inspired by these tiktoks Ive been seeing of these adorable little dogs dressed like country English men so they can play in the snow #hws england #aph england #arthur kirkland #hws america #hws canada #hws australia #hws new zealand #alfred f jones #matthew williams #aph america #aph canada #face family #hetalia #hetalia headcanon

[glittery-ishfish]

Denmark being completely unfazed by Belarus' intimidation attempts.

Yeah, this moment isn’t a rare one. I just wanted to appreciate how much this interaction reveals regarding both characters. Because it shows that

Despite Denmark mellowing out over time and eventually becoming his current Happy-Go-Lucky self, he’s still not someone you want to mess with.

Belarus is not nearly as smart as the fandom thinks she is; she’s a complete impulsive dumbass. It doesn’t even register to her that Den could literally snap her like a toothpick if he wanted, despite seeing him catch her DeathHanger™ mid-air.

Then there's tiny Lithuania and Norway bonding over keeping their ManChildren™ out of trouble. We appreciate your contributions to society, brave men.

#hetalia #hetalia official art #aph official #hetalia nordics #aph nordics #hetalia baltics #hetalia belarus #aph belarus #aph denmark #hetalia denmark #hetalia lithuania #aph lithuania #hetalia norway #aph norway #Den was a Viking Bela #What made you think your chickenshit scare tactics would work on him #Can't tell if she's underestimating others or overestimating herself #Why tf is NorBel more popular than LietNor?? #Not even any LietNor Bromance here😤 #Their 'Keeping-Our-ManChildren™-in-Line' dynamic is adorable #MoreLietNorBromancePlease

[thathetaliablogg]

Oh isn’t he so cute don’t you just want to spoil him and treat him….. (I know Francis does)

#hetalia #hws england #i want to treat him to an ice cream and let him get whatever flavour he wants :( #my hc is that he’s absolutely adorable but in a somewhat unconventional way #and some ppl just think he’s ugly but others (like Francis or his other partners) #look at him and they’re like oh god he is so cute

[jalshristovski]

My Macedonian ass really be loving HWS Bulgaria with my whole entire being and sometimes I feel like a traitor to my country but also I don’t give a fuck he’s so cute god I have a final tomorrow I need to go to sleep but he is on my mind so violently right now I need to kiss his little head and pet him and tell him it will all be ok

#Hetalia #APH Bulgaria #HWS Bulgaria #APH #HWS #You do not understand the love I have for him #Maybe it’s because of the almost nonexistent Balkan representation #But still I love him he is adorable I’m gonna cry I need to hug him

[grem-archive]

Here to spread more Southern Alfred Gospel:

Let him have the genteel Southern accent up until he gets mad, particularly excited, or just any strong emotion. Then it thickens and he’s standing there sounding like the redneck or hillbilly or Backwoods Bobby you think he deserves to be. He could be a fast-talking Southerner, or a slow-talking one (I can see either happening).

Also give him southernisms! Let my boy say y’all and ain’t. Write some triple and even quadruple contractions into his speech such as y’all’d’ve. He’s the kind to be speaking in a lot of similes or metaphors. Is someone being particularly testy? Alfred is going to ask or simply tell them to “Quit bein’ ugly.” Did someone come up with an agreeable idea? He might exclaim a happy “That dog’ll hunt!” (That plan works!). I want him to throw an out-of-left-field curveball at the other Nations by saying shit like “Well butter my backside and call me a biscuit.” If Alfred’s preparing to do something, he’s fixin’ to go do it. Drop his g’s, let him say ‘an’ instead of and. And do NOT tell him anything along the lines of “Bless your heart.” Those are fighting words. You’re going to catch hands.

#hetalia #hetalia headcanons #aph america #hws america #alfred f jones #southern alfred butters my biscuit #sue me #I will push this agenda #just want to say I also adore ANY accent Alfred #like a strong New England accent is classic and amazing #or make him a surfer bro #but I am incredibly biased as a Texan and as a Southerner in general #because to me he’s a Virginia boy born and raised #or Florida #depends on what you go with