#hetcanons

[scandalousadventures]

I am the only person on tumblr, nay, EARTH, that believes Benny New Vegas is heterosexual

#he's just like that #i just think it's funny. my headcanon. HETcanon

[hexhomos]

Im so sad rn I wanna cry

It's honestly not that bad just remember that last time they did an universe update it basically took 5-6 years to actually 'update' everything, a lot of was still left not updated, Arcane season 2 is confirmed to be only in the last quarter of NEXT YEAR, and overall, when has new hetcanon ever stopped the drive of some good fag4fag guerrilla artwork?

never, is when.

In many ways this move is actually going to preserve all the past leagueverse vkjc stuff in amber so that it now exists separately to this new vision. Even more reason to get people actually using the vikjayce/jayvik split to differentiate what they're doing.

#hexposts #also new skinlines are always set as their own AUs anyway #for all thoughts and purposes they continue to be legally distinct vkjc

[straighttpp]

juno wears this

#hetcanons #straighttpp #juno steel #the penumbra podcast #tpp #submission

[straighthzd]

Nil’s backstory is that bandits chased his mother off a cliff when he was a child

#straighthzd #hetcanons #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #hzd #hfw #nil

[straightwtnv]

The Heterofication Union, So far

@straighttpp

@straighttma

@straightwtnv

@straightcriticalrole

@thehetcanisms

@straightarsparadoxica

@straightw359 

@thesandersstraights

@straightstarshipiris

@straighttaz

@straighta81

#heterofication union #straight podcasts #hetcanons

[straighttoh]

emperor belos is the fandom’s Tumblr Sexyman and he was wholeheartedly intended to be. it was a marketing ploy. his entire character arc culminates in this.

unsurprisingly, it meets with resounding success. he surpasses bill cipher. he surpasses the onceler. fanfiction counts soar after his unmasking. there is no escape.

#hetcanons #straighttoh #belos #emperor belos #tumblr sexymen #toh #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #mod calamity

[straightsf]

hello dear followers! it is time for the

✨official straightla firma CW cast listing!✨

david-7, portrayed by white man of the month

trexel geistman, portrayed by some dude

hartro piltz, portrayed by sexy woman #7

bathin, portrayed by the crying cat meme

imogen, portrayed by... is- is that supposed to be a woman? we didn’t actually have the money for more trained actors so this will have to d-

✨please don’t send us hate for this we (as in, i, mod david) worked very hard on putting this together <33✨

#this was an excuse to make one very stupid d/estiel joke #mod david #stellar firma #david-7 #bathin #imogen #trexel geistman #hartro piltz #long post #straightsf #hetcanons #i am so sorry <3 #spn tw

[thehetcanisms]

Tim has short hair 😔.

No!!! His abundance of gender is stored in the hair!

#asks #hetcanons #the mechanisms #the mechs #me thecanisms #the hetcanisms

[straightw359]

eiffel grabs minkowski and kisses her to “shut her up” when she’s yelling at him for something. this is presented as cute and romantic

Ew ew ew kill it with fire

#hetcanons #straightw359

[sixthestraightsical]

THE HETERIFICATION BLOGS ARE TAKING OVER

#hetcanons #six the straightsical #straighttpp

[thesandersstraights]

logan is coded as autistic but like in an ableist way, and there’s also a thing about how “oh, he doesn’t feel Anything, at least he doesn’t until he meets HER..” and then he’s considered “normal” after that..

Gross! I hate that!

But omg the show would!!!

#straighttts #hetcanons #logan sanders #ableism cw #misogony cw

[straightcriticalrole]

hey u know how crit role is pretty damn good about how gay it is? what if it wasnt?

inspired by @straighttpp and @straighttma and massive shoutout to the adhd/autistic crit role server for all the awful ideas!

#straightcriticalrole #hetcanons #heterofication union

[straightstarshipiris]

Park and McCabe are having an affair

#straightstarshipiris #straighttscosi #hetcanons

[straighttpp]

The Heteroverse:

@straighttma (the magnus archives)

@straighttpp (us, the penumbra podcast- junoverse and second citadel)

@straightcriticalrole (critical role) 

@straightwtnv (welcome to night vale)

@thehetcanisms (the mechanisms)

@straightarsparadoxica (ars paradoxica)

@straightw359 (wolf 359)

@thesandersstraights (sanders sides)

@straightstarshipiris (the strange case of the starship iris)

@straighttaz (the adventure zone, all arcs afaik)

@straighta81 (archive 81)

@straightsf (stellar firma)

@straighttwoprinces (the two princes)

@straightgraduation (the adventure zone: graduation)

all posts made by these accounts should be tagged #hetcanons 

#hopefully we can update this as new blogs come up #so keep an eye out #notice that weve expanded past podcasts #hetcanons #is for your searching or blocking desires #blogs also have their own unique tags #(usually the blog title) #so if you need to block one specifically

[straighthzd]

There are romance options, but only with the male characters

#very worried I might accidentally be speaking this into existence #straighthzd #hetcanons #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #hzd #hfw #aloy

[straightwtnv]

Carlos goes to the Desert Otherworld for being gay after he confessed to Cecil. He’s neither seen nor heard from again. Also, the entire time he’s confessing Cecil looks like he’s trying very hard not to say something wildly homophobic.

i see were still not over supernatural

#striaghtwtnv #hetcanons #carlos/cecil #carlos #cecil #multi-eyed-moth