#heterosexual destiel

[simplenefelibata]

as much as i love sam knowing about destiel before dean does, there's something about "i mean yeah my brother and his angel best friend are really weird about each other, live together, co-parent a kid, nearly kill themselves every time the other is gone, stand too close and stare at the other's mouth while they talk, but i mean to each their own i guess??" that's so special to me

#it's just so funny #and when it finally clics he's like #OH #that... explains a lot actually #he's so committed to believe dean's heterosexual act #and you know what i respect sam for it #if the dude says he's straight then it doesn't matter he stares at men lusting! he's STRAIGHT. #i'm sam btw #i had a friend who told me for 6 months he was straights while he performed in my face Telephone by Lady Gaga #and also knew the entire loona lore #but he said he was STRAIGHT okay #i had the audacity (or the politeness ig) to act surprised when he came out #i'm rambling #sorry #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #spn #casdean #sam winchester

[slytherintothedms]

"I think too much heart was always castiel's problem" is said by the angel samandriel, while looking dean right in the eyes

#there is no heterosexual explanation for this #everyone but dean knows about destiel #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #deancas #spn s8 #spn 8x02 #purgatory #spn purgatory

[khruschevshoe]

Sometimes I just glance at the Supernatural tag and see some quote or line from the show or gif that makes me go "oh, y’all got BAITED queerbaited, didn't you?" Like the level of psychic damage is somehow above and beyond the queerbaiting in Sherlock, which I didn't think was POSSIBLE

#destiel #supernatural #sherlock #bbc sherlock #johnlock #dean winchester #castiel novak #castiel #like these characters will literally say shit like “he's the one human you love” or “when he first laid eyes on you he was damned” #and you expect me to believe that they aren't as derangedly devoted to each other as hannigram and the like #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #absolutely none

[13ag21k]

I love ships where character A is seen as either exceptional or special in some way or extremely good natured and honorable in the eyes of Character B who is willing to die and kill for them.

Character A Character B

#his life is worth a thousand of mine #one wanted to conquer a city for the other #john killing a man in the first episode for a man he barely knows has little to no heterosexual explanation #three who betrayed their own kind for the other #lol #merthur #destiel #spideypool #ineffable husbands #hualian #symbrock #rexwalker #johnlock #villaneve #athelnar #otps #lgbtqiia+ #dramatic gays in love #it is 5 am i should sleep

[vesperscas]

🚨‼️FAG ALERT ‼️🚨

#that isnt very heterosexual of you Mr Dean “Ladies man” Winchester ! #cupping your homies face like this then whimpering out his name later in the scene ... #certifird Fag Moment #rewatch notes #destiel #deancas #spn #supernatural #castiel #dean winchester

[effervescent-fool]

girl WHAT is this

#just two totally heterosexual men having dinner and staring at each other in a totally normal dudebro way #midam #the sandman #destiel #innefable husbands #hob x dream

[eggcompany]

I have so many fics in my head… sterek, stucky, geraskier, destiel, royjamie…

I don’t know if I’m just a twenty year old homosexual who’s never known the tender touch of a man or if I’m about to be on my period.

Either way it’s horny and it’s full of men

#gentleman start your ENGINESSSSSSSS #egg_company #read the last line in a screaming heterosexual man’s voice #fanfic #sterek #stucky #geraskier #royjamie #destiel

[ghostofpatrickshand]

I have never felt so much anger as I did just now

I was talking to my mother about the destiel confession, and she just said “surely Castiel has known Dean long enough to know he’s completely heterosexual”

I AM VERY FUCKING PISSED

#destiel #supernatural #spn #ITS CANON STFU #they are gay #dean is bi #must I bring up the countless times he looks at cas’ lips #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #or for the awkward movement when cas came out freshly cleaned in s8 #ITS GAY #if anyone else tells me Dean is straight I will bite their elbows

[disabled-dean]

Okay but in the season 13 'previously on' why did they show a clip of Eileen (Cannonically Sam's dead love interest) hugging Sam, followed IMMEADIATELY by a clip of Cas (also dead) hugging Dean

#what is the heterosexual explenation for this??? #destiel #deancas #grey watches supernatural #supernatural #spn

[deanwasalwaysbi]

The thing is. Sam was following him. you can see it. Sam came up from the basement room with Dean, he was right behind him. But by the time Dean gets to the stairs Sam was out of the shot completely. When they pan down to show lucifer, Sam isn't up the stairs, he's barely out of the doorway.

There is no hetero explanation.

Sam long legs Winchester who regularly runs couldn't keep up because Dean the bacon and burger scarf-er was running for the door to reach the man he loves that fast, or Sam was hanging back to let them have their moment. ... I just don't think Sam would let Cas be in danger like that. Which only leaves, well, the reason Lucifer called Dean and not Sam in the first place.

How can you tell Dean is in love with Cas? Because Sam isn't.

#how can you tell that dean's in love with cas? #because sam isn't #spn 15x19 #dean was always bi #destiel was always canon #original content #since we're on the door gif today #no heterosexual explanation #spn meta #season 15 destiel #deancas #spn headcanons #It's possible #but I don't think Sam was hanging back to let them have their moment. #truly believe Dean was just running that fast for the man he loves #dean I'm hurt #the reason Lucifer called Dean and not Sam in the first place

[castieldelamancha]

physically i am in this plane of existence mentally i am always thinking about dean cradling cas' face after they saved him from rowena's curse

#destiel #swaying side to side with the intensity of it too #he was always looking for heterosexual bro excuses to touch cas on the show

[pussypopstiel]

Past Fem vessel cas is one thing but the moment I hear something along the lines of him ending the show in a female vessel or he should’ve gotten a female vessel I have to turn my phone off

#my silly little posts #‘I would’ve been fine if they ended the show with him in a female vessel’ so you want him to experience DYSPHORIA??? #I can’t not be defensive about this sorry he’s TRAMSGENDERRR HES A TRANS MAN. #this is also soo just a personal preference like sure whatever go live be free #but if you say it would’ve been a ‘slay’ for destiel reasons #I’m killing youuuuu I’m gonna hurt you #you have progressived yourself into heterosexuality. congratulations #also just in general the way spn treats women. I’d actually die #autistic coded characters get shit enough but autistic FEMALE coded characters ohhh you want her to suffer #I can only take it if it’s everyone in the show experiencing a gender swap. you can’t subject cas to the horrors like that

[urboymutual]

there are cas girls 😇🤠💚💙 and there are cas girls 😇🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🚫👼 and there are cas girls 😇 👩‍❤️‍👨🖤🤍and there are cas girls 😇🩸🤝👬 there are cas girls 😇🥕🐈‍⬛🌈

#does this make sense #like destiel cas girls #anti winchester angel centric cas girls #heterosexual not really in the fandom self insert cas girls #sastiel cas girls #and True Cas Girls

[andthebeanstalk]

Truly I have been hardwired by having tumblr throughout my teen years and into adulthood to look for every single gay shipping opportunity no matter what. Often when it's not even there. I literally cannot turn this part of my brain off that begins looking for conspiracy-level reasons that the thing I'm watching is actually gay.

And like, I wonder what future generations will be like?

If you have real actual queer rep as a kid do you still spend all your time imagining it with your friends? Or is this particular brand of deranged a tumblr-specific thing?

I have no regrets. We had crumbs and made ourselves feasts in any way we could.

Anyway, this is just to say that I am not yet three seasons in to the 1980s absurdist British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf about two chicken soup machine repairmen and a man-cat stranded alone in space and I am literally unable to stop my brain from forming an earnest and rabid argument for why the chicken soup repairmen are in the midst of an enemies to lovers arc. One of them is dead and a hologram. It doesn't matter. They are going to fall in love. I know it.

#original #red dwarf #arnold j rimmer #david lister #cat red dwarf #lister is like if fry from futurama was kind and hot idk how else to explain this #and rimmer is like if malvolio was in space and the same level of hot #and THEY ARE GOING TO KISS IN MY MIIIIIIIINNNNND #i am guessing this popular 1980s British tv show isn't gonna go canon #but if it did it couldn't be worse than destiel XD #tho i would die of shock #that said there is no heterosexual explanation for Spock and Kirk #and also a lot of things from the past really were gay in a genuine and intentional sense. I am just pretty sure this is not one of them. #and of course you can always find opportunity regardless of author intent. #I often wonder how aware the Star Trek writers were that they were writing a married couple when they were writing Spock and Kirk #I should clarify. rimmer is not the same level of hot as lister. i meant he is the same level of hot as malvolio usually is. #notice I am not making any quantitative statements there. #I know for an absolute fact that one of my dear friends thanks malvolio is one of the sexiest characters in theater #which is unusual. But valid. I just have a compulsive need to make sure my phrasing is completely clear #the actor is not a bad looking man. But he is basically playing space malvolio in terms of tone and personality. also I have decided he gay

[passiveagressivepoet]

it’s still gay even if it isn’t self aware

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #yes this post is about dean winchester #you do not look at cas in a heterosexual way babes #castiel #destiel #deancas

[magpieclaws]

#Gotta stay on the grind regardless of the news... #Introvert extrovert heterosexual... #Misha #Misha Collins #spn #supernatural #Castiel #Cas #Destiel #Spn cast