#hey @staff what the fuck

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Yo, so I wrote an idea and sections for original fiction that I hadn't let myself do in quite a while,

and I wrote it as a tumblr draft since I no longer have the notes app I used to use before it betrayed me.

And then when I tried to save the draft the transaction didn't go through and I lost four hours of non-stop typing

and I figured out a lot of stuff as I was typing it and whote a lot of side ideas in the "margins", you know -> (). So I got no longer got an idea what most of it was and usually read back later to make it coherent.

And I feel like my soul got ripped out right about now. And if you know any way to restore it (if all that internet surveillance is really worth something) or if it is just lost to the aether or if you could please reblog or forward it to one of those tech people who has any idea about this.

Pretty please, for the love of god.

And the hunger the ADHD didn't let me feel 'till just now is hitting me hard, and I got no idea if this is coherent, or too personal, or publically acceptable to type

So you can just ignore it, ya'know. Whatever /srs (seriously)

#tumblr #writing #asking for help #technology #hey @staff what the fuck #goddamn #thought i was engaging in something i felt i lost to heal and got suckerpunched in the depression with pointlessness of my pursuits instead

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

never underestimate the power and joy in thinking about your own Guys doing normal people things. my brain is awash with delight

#it can very Telling! it can help discover more about them and their dynamics! #i greatly enjoy carnivals and fairs and im thinking about some of my fine fellows at one #oh its fun. its fun... #they're standing in line for funnel cake... #sundown refuses to leave the animal section. she sees the budweiser clydesdales and is Enamored #seven and grayson are trying every single snack they can find #aces wins as many things as he can for grayson... k.z comes along bc what the fuck else is she going to do... #she discovers that hey. fair games are fun actually. it becomes a Competition #moth keeps floating between everyone. checking in. keeping them company in lines. #distracting the staff so that sundown can sneak through the fence and pet the gigantic horsies #she strokes their noses and thinks fondly of ryan... who didnt want to come... #they converge for Rides #and get permanently banned from every public event in the state <3 #what happened? who's to say... there were ambulances called... and some fire engines... #they all pile into one room in a shitty motel and lounge Decadently on the mountain of plushes and pillows #that k.z and aces won - and maybe also stole - through intense competition & mild to severe violence #absolutely unprompted #hm now im thinking of that one meme where its like #I Receive: Talking About My Ocs #You Receive: Posts You Don't Understand #yes! true! i Will share facts about guys that only exist in my brain! #wait... my specialest boy would Love funnel cake... is that his favorite food? i think it would be in modern settings #actually ill have to include funnel cakes in his world for his enjoyment... anything for Him!

[kradogsrats]

had a dream last night that there was a s6 tease on idk... twitter or insta or whatever the kiddos are using showing off a new outfit for Rayla like:

In Book 6: Stars, some things have changed... *picture of Rayla's sick new look* ... And some things haven't! *picture of Viren from the final shots of s5, still curled up and maybe/maybe-not dead*

#so glad my subconscious is here to fill in for the TDP social media team on roasting viren #and by 'glad' i mean 'hey what the fuck' #kinda funny how my dreams are never 'ah yes here is aaravos or viren to interact with me' or 'ah yes here i am in xadia for an adventure' #but 'ah yes here is the netflix animated series the dragon prince and its creators/staff to torment me AS USUAL'

[moregraceful]

picture the trope where A rushes up to B at a crowded bar or club and says please please do a me a favor and kiss me/act like my date to make my ex jealous/make this asshole stop hitting on me/some other urgent reason. who on the Giants, Sharks, and/or Cuda is most likely to be A? who as B is most likely to say sure I got ya? who is most likely to say fuck no? you can answer within each team or across teams, however you like.

omg well first of all I would be remiss in admitting that I sort of wrote this fic with Kris Bryant and Brandon Crawford, when I was deep in my Kris Bryant Is A Giant thirst and very foolishly believed Farhan Zaidi did not want me dead in the delta somewhere, BUT it lacked urgency. also it's not very good. but it exists, as a time capsule...

Giants: I truly believe Patrick Bailey is so goofy in private that he doesn't know shit about fuck but he IS good in a crisis, so he cheerfully kisses the hell out of Brett Wisely when Brett begs him to play along to get this asshole off his back. (ig we're going rookies tonight.) conversely Joc Pederson would say fuck no bc I don't trust him and also the Rogers twins would be too confused to play along appropriately but their corpse-like pallor and dead-eyed stares would get the job done just the same. I love them. Anyway I chose Brett Wisely for A bc sometimes he reminds me of a nervous purse dog

Sharks: this was so hard bc I don't actually know who is on the Sharks...I think Oskar Lindblom is still a Shark?? and I think he would be in a club and some guys would get too weird about him AND! controversial opinion, I think he would turn to Mario Ferraro for help bc no one's fucking with a guy with no teeth even if that guy reviews bagels on Youtube. Mario doesn't kiss him but he very possessively puts an arm around Oskar and smiles with zero teeth. Also Vlasic would say no to kissing, but he does start talking so loudly about water filtration and body decomposition that the guys who were getting too wild with Oskar get freaked out and leave them alone. Oskar is A because he is very pretty and often looks startled

Cuda: Daniil Gushchin needs to make his ex jealous...thanks for being my guy, tall Russian guy with a sweet smile <3 Nikolai Knyzhov is not his guy, he does not want this, his sexuality crisis is private and personal, but when a feral little man is climbing him like a tree, what is he going to do honestly. This guy seems like he might bite hard enough to draw blood if Nikolai drops him?? Guess he's gotta kiss him. This is a crossover bc I just looked at the Cuda roster and Kny isn't listed however it's important to me that Goosh and Kny kiss. Also I think Shakir Mukhamadullin would be so startled he would say no but then he would feel really bad and buy Goosh a drink so the ex gets jealous in the end anyway. I also got in at the ground floor of the Artem Guryev hype machine last year at the rookie tournament and I'm determined to get everybody on fuckin board this year now that he's with the team for real, so I'm saying he doesn't say yes to kissing but he does IMMEDIATELY start swinging, which is not what Goosh wanted, but is, in some ways, even better.

Thank you for asking...this made me so happy to think about...

#looking at the cuda roster is giving me several new fears btw (googled so i could spell mukh's name correctly) #mike grier and joe will really said how can we create the most chaotic defense corps in at the ahl level. and followed their bliss #there are no dads. we're gonna die. sieloff i am begging you to announce your retirement and join the coaching staff #ur seriously going to leave NICK CICEK to parent ARTEM GURYEV. ALONE?? oh my god we're fucked #hey do we like ryan carpenter. i need an old man to thirst after and for some reason i feel like people canceled scott sanbourin #maybe it was just maple leafs fans cancelling him. i can't keep track of what's a cancellable offense and what is just #''scored on our goalie that we hate and want traded but no one is allowed to score on us ever so fuck this guy'' #that tag is going to get me in trouble sorry maple leafs fans. i don't understand you but i respect your beliefs. coexist #ok i gotta close this roster tab it's giving me too much anxiety. why is henry thrun listed as a cuda but not kasper halttunen #18yo second rounder YOU are a san jose shark!!! #cage replies #tausendsorgen

[cynical-cy]

hey @staff why the fuck does tumblr look like every other social media site now

this looked like shit when twitter did it and STILL looks like shit. can't wait for a plugin to revert it

also if you're trying to be like twitter you can't unless you bring back the porn, so.

#cyspeaks #staff critical #genuinely what the fuck #what dystopian hell are we living in #who the hell looks at twitter burning a slow death and thinking “hey. i wanna look like that guy!”

[chipped-chimera]

A 'good' dash pirate-clown: OFMD got a new season announced, show that is arguably more relevant to tumblr fandom, not my show, haven't watched it but lets go gays! Love that for us.

The actual, bad dash pirate-clown: More-One-Piece-Netflix-Advertising-Masquerading-As-Content-On-My-Dash :|

anyways -

And for those with uBlock who just want the filter -

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#hey staff next time you make a deal with netflix pick an actual show people seem to care about #like OFMD or Good Omens #both are shows I don't even watch/have not watched #and yet I am plenty aware of shit via osmosis #THAT is the show you should be picking #tumblr meta #although you know what better yet don't run weird campaigns like this #pushing content onto my dash like this right after you removed my beloved blog icons #I have a 2k monitor and I'm sick of all social medias turning avatars into postage stamps #NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE LIKE FUCKING MOBILE #this has been a tag rant

[piplupod]

showing SOOOO much restraint by not asking about "well what does somebody do for coping if they are in an inescapable abuse situation?" and also for not getting upset when the dbt teachers say that [REDACTED] inescapable situation is a bad example to use for the DBT skill actually because it's too dark and sends the wrong message. hi um. i am in an inescapable situation currently. i would like some coping skills for that. and also maybe do not fucking leave out the dark stuff just because "oh nobody here would be dealing with that" :))))

#PLEASEEEE #''these skills are ONLY for crises which are SHORT TERM and END.'' okay but what does somebody do if the horrors DONT end.... #they also said some kind of stupid and not tactful shit about substance abuse being used as an example for everything #and im just. hey. if u say that about substance abuse. then ppl who are struggling w it in here are going to feel shamed. so thats great /s #(/s = sarcasm - not enough room to type it out in that tag sdfjkl) #THEYRE JUST SO STUPID SOMETIMES SORRY. i hate the hospital staff SO FUCKING MUCH. #and i LIKE both of these teachers. esp one of them is really nice and cool. but god. they are not professional enough for this #i could do such a better job of teaching dbt i swear to fucking GODDDD #maybe slightly hypocritical of me idk but i need to request that they dont talk about eating as an example of destructive coping mechanism #(to replace for an example since substance abuse is ''too heavy''. theyre also mentioning gambling and shopping too much as examples) #because that shit fucks me up to hear about fdsjkl i already struggle too much w guilt around eating Anything Ever so i dont need more fuel #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[beaft]

i love trashy reality tv but it has to be the RIGHT kind of trashy reality tv. love island makes me wanna remove my brain and rinse it in some warm soapy water, but i can binge watch kitchen nightmares like it's going out of style. i know a lot of it is probably staged but there's just something so bizarrely satisfying about watching michelin starred chef gordon ramsay lose his mind over mouldy refried beans

#i also love how eager the wait staff are to badmouth their managers #theyre just like hey gordon. hey. psst. the mashed potato is powdered and the soup came out of a can 😜 #or it's like #gordon: so what's it like working here? #downtrodden and underpaid waitress having the time of her fucking life: WELL -

[indiworld]

the devil works fast but tumblr pikachu man works faster

#hey staff what the fuck #goncharov #goncharov ain’t real it cannot hurt you #pikachu man #unreality

[chimaeraonwards]

glad to see that this clownsite is admitting that it is buggy

#pirate clown #clown #one piece #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #tumblr #hey tumblr staff what the fuck

[nyaskitten]

I've decided to make the worst decision of my life; sharing my beginner art, from September 26th and October 1st, 2018

I hate this I can't believe I'm actually sharing these.

I think these were my og concepts for the Oni Warlords? No clue

#but this was some of my first digital art #without this horrid abomination and afront to nature I wouldn't be able to draw as good as I do now!!!! #ninjago #raine's olde art #raine's art #the only one i still like is the one with the stick #im thinkin he has that cool dude swagger tbh #ALSO fuck i accidentally predicted the omega huh #an oni with a cape and a giant fucking staff with weird-ass hirns??? #whatever hey what if i based my new oni warlord designs on these guys lmao wouldnt that be so dumb

[legacysam]

what the actual fuck is this

it should go without saying but do NOT download this app do NOT give it any of your information and please for the love of god do not EVER get any fucking mental health advice from fucking. ai.

#hey staff whoever approved this needs to be fired #how dare you promote this garbage on a site full of vulnerable queer kids #what the fuck is wrong with you

[churchydraws]

I haven’t drawn my not Sun and Moon Show related Sun and Moon in a hot second but if they were to interact with the SAMS crew (and the CSS crew) they’d be horrified by all the horrible things that have happened to them. Moony would probably think the other Moon must have done SOMETHING to deserve it though, they always end up causing problems whether they want to or not.

Both of them would adopt Lunar in a heartbeat.

#My Moon is. not nice to himself #he along with Monty and Roxy are mean to themselves after the virus is cleared up #no one blames them for what happened but they still feel like shit for it #they get better though. one of the bots (haven't decided who) go through a panic attack during opening hours and it gets recorded #by like. a TON of people. and gets EVERYWHERE on the internet INCLUDING the news #and then a whole ass psychiatrist gets involved and says 'hey it's kinda fucked that these sentient animatronics are treated like shit' #which spurs on a bunch of OTHER people to get on Fazbear Entertainment's ass about it #so they're forced to treat the bots like people or they'll get in trouble #a lot of old staff are fired after there's evidence of abuse found #I'm gonna have a similar thing happen in CSS but it happens after they all kill Afton #css rambles #kinda??? #churchy talks #tag rambles #sun fnaf #fnaf sun #moon fnaf #fnaf moon #sundrop fnaf #fnaf sundrop #moondrop Fnaf #fnaf moondrop

[gender-euphowrya]

let it be clear that the fact that ceo matt is DMing people about the predstrogen situation instead of making broad posts addressed to Anyone Reading is 100% an intimidation tactic

it's '' by personally messaging you i make it clear that i'm aware of what you've been saying and either you stop or i make you predstrogen 2"

#it's basically him saying ''hey i'm putting you on a list'' and dropping your full IP address #fucking ministry of truth ass dming people the ''evidence'' aka the only version of these events he wants you to spread #with a silent ''say it's anything else and you're gone'' #well guess what matthew it's Something else it's you and your staff being transmisogynists #bro signed up to run the queer website and got scared there were queers on it. go buy linkedin fucking bargain bin elon musk

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

I CAN BLOCK MYSELF???

(It just caused a glitch where I couldn't see any recent posts and went back to normal once I reopened my app)

#hopus rambles #hey staff what the fuck is this? #tumblr mobile is so fucking broken lmfao

[thedreadvampy]

mad about work but nobody to vent to 🥲

#red said #i said a week ago 'hey we have staff at multiple locations should we run this celebratory lunch as a hybrid event'? #no that would be too hard #we'll do it in person only and record the presentations #so uhhhhh that event is on Thursday and as of today oops no don't bother with catering we'll do it online to make sure everyone's involved #which means no we aren't offering our staff a free lunch to celebrate their work. #instead we're asking them to spend their lunch break at a teams meeting. which is obviously the same fucking thing. #so a) once again i am forced to ask Okay Well Why Have I Spent A Week Preparing Stuff We Aren't Using #and b) in a period where there's mass dissatisfaction and 16 people just got laid off without warning #leadership are making the decision to substitute 'we will buy you lunch and give you the chance to hang out and celebrate' #with 'stop what you're doing so the CEO can talk at you for an hour'? #i mean it's like they WANT to help my organising efforts. which is appreciated i guess. open union meeting this month 😘 #OH also it's bc 'attendance wasn't high enough' when 40 people have RSVPed yes in the last week which is 1 in 5 of the org #i don't know what numbers she was fucking expecting given that we have a bunch of staff who don't work Thursday #or who work out of office