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[cerasum-chrysanthes]

"Why don't you play X game who is similar to the one you're playing rn? It has much better graphics"

Cuz I don't want to play that game. Cuz I want to play the game I'm currently playing. Cuz I don't care for graphics, I care for "having fun" and "liking the game". Things that are kinda important for hobbies.

#im playing ultrakill and apparently the retro graphics arent cool enough for some people in my friendslist #djskla #one time i get some fucking incel texting me complaining about me playing stardew valley instead of doom #now i play a doomlike and get some elitist bitch complaining about it not having good enough graphics #hey #hey listen here #i will play whatever the fuck i like #i will play minecraft i will play stardew i will play ultrakill #and i will play AAA games with amazing graphics if i like the game (cuz i dont care if they have fancy fucking graphics) #i will play what i like and what is fun to me so suck it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[dontforget-oct3]

Unhinged younger brother behavior

#fma03 #Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 #conqueror of shamballa #alphonse elric #edward elric #cos Alphonse is UNHINGED #listen i LOVED aaron's voice cracks in cos it was super cute #SO HEARING THE VOICE DROP HERE IS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL TO ME #*deep voice* hey brother #ed: WHAT THE FUACK

[jonathanbiers]

thinking thoughts about avoidant attachment steve (because try and tell me he isn't, with THOSE parents? get out) getting scared when he realizes he's in love with eddie because being in love is scary and hasn't gone well for him in the past. he's always been the one who loves harder, he's always been the one who puts others first, and never had someone do the same for him. now that he and eddie feel like they're on equal footing, he's fucking terrified of having that ripped out from under him. so, subconsciously he starts pulling away because when he's gonna get hurt he might as well be prepared for it, try and at least put up some walls so that when eddie breaks his heart he won't just be standing there obviously crushed like, y'know, the last time.

cut to eddie thinking he's done something terribly wrong because his previously sweet and warm and cuddly bordering on clingy steve is suddenly being so quiet and so distant, not really initiating any of the touches he usually does. he's not pulling away but he's definitely not doing that (annoying, but insufferably adorable) thing where he pointedly removes eddie's guitar from his lap to sit there himself and demand attention anymore. and yeah, eddie would always roll his eyes and sigh loudly at first, but he loves giving steve his undivided attention. he misses those moments already and it's only been like this for a week.

so, he confronts him about it. he tries to do so carefully, because he doesn't know what he did wrong and he thinks maybe it should be obvious or whatever. he's preparing for an, "are you serious, i really have to tell you?" but maybe he's a bit too vague about it because steve just looks like a deer caught in headlights for a second before his face goes cold, blank.

and steve's thinking this is it, this is eddie about to rip off the bandaid, and he's obviously trying to go about it gently and there's a tilt to his eyebrows that says he feels bad about it, so steve might as well just go and do it for him, y'know? says it's fine, he'll leave if eddie wants him to, and he's got his hand on the doorknob before eddie can say anything. completely misses the confused look on his face.

and eddie has to just about chase him out the door before he can reach his car because steve doesn't seem to be hearing when he's calling after him that what the fuck, no he doesn't want steve to leave, he's in– but he stops himself from saying that, because something is clearly upsetting steve and it's got to be his fault and now's not the fucking time. but he does manage to get his hand on the window of steve's car door before he can get in, hold it closed so that steve will finally look at him. so he can ask steve to please talk to him.

and you can imagine eddie's confusion and then shock when steve just starts mumbling (actually mumbling which is so out of place for him because he hates when others mumble to him, because he can't fucking hear) and he keeps cutting himself off mid-sentence and starting over and he won't look at eddie at all and this is all so out of character for steve, until eddie finally manages to piece together some of the abandoned sentence fragments into something that's starting to sound a lot like steve thinking eddie's going to get sick of him sooner or later, or sick of his bullshit (the look steve gets on his face on this word suggests there is more under the surface here, but again now is not the time) so eddie should just get it over with and that it's okay. but steve isn't looking like he actually thinks it's okay, in fact he's looking like he's trying so hard not to cry.

so, speechless for maybe the first time in his life, eddie just pulls steve into the tightest hug he can. hugs him until he stops his rambling, keeps hugging him until he feels steve's arms wrap loosely around his waist. only when he finds the words again does he pull back, doesn't even let go really, just moves one of his hands to steve's chin, makes him look at him.

"i'm not going to get tired of you, steve," he says, "i love you. i'm in love with you."

but steve doesn't look relieved or happy to hear it, not at first. no, he looks like he doesn't believe it, which is confirmed when he says, "don't say it if you don't mean it. i can't- i can't do that again."

and doesn't that just break eddie's heart into a bunch of little pieces, because here's possibly the best, most caring, bravest person he's ever met and yeah, maybe he acts a little bitchy sometimes but he's got a heart full of love for those around him. here he is, seeming utterly convinced that he's not going to receive that love in return. seeming like he's been shown time and time again he's never going to receive in return the level of love he puts out.

eddie's determined to show him otherwise, though, and he starts by repeating himself; in between soft, slow kisses at first (thankfully it's night time, and no nosy neighbors in sight) but the kisses get lighter and start to travel all over steve's face and by the time eddie's kissing the little space between his eyebrows, steve's smiling, he's actually kind of laughing. it's a nervous, i'm-not-convinced-this-is-real laugh, but it's there and eddie wants to hear more of that laugh and less of the sad, defeated mumbling he was doing earlier so he brings steve back inside where it's warm and he takes his time pressing kisses all over steve and telling him every single reason he loves him. he knows off the top of his head because he actually made a list of them all, he was trying to write a song about it, was planning on dropping the big L word with a grandiose gesture of flowers and candles and his acoustic guitar before steve started pulling away from him. oh well, he thinks he has some candles stashed away somewhere anyway.

#i was listening to my angsty steddie songs #sorry #hey i remembered a read more this time hdjkghjkdfg #anyway here's some sad shit #stranger things #steveddie #steddie headcanons #steddie hcs #steddie headcanon #i got carried away with this it was just supposed to be a couple paragraphs #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie

[jicklet]

Elemental (2023)

#elemental #pixar #elemental movie #ember x wade #animationedit #pixaredit #filmedit #elementaledit #v posts things #v watches elemental #almost forgot this one in my drafts oops #writing the alttext captions is fun because I really get to focus on what they're doing #Wade is really Listening to her #because look at his face. he disagrees with what she's saying #but he doesn't just push back or brush her off #he clearly doesn't think there's anything special about what he does but he doesn't make it about him #it's a subtle difference but i like that he doesn't go like Oh pfft that was nothing and anyway don't feel bad about getting angry #because clearly she admires Something about what he's doing so he doesn't just dismiss it (dismiss her) #and what you're worried about hey sometimes I do that too and here's how i've come to think about it #but it's not like he knows he has the answer either so when she's still huffy and in her head he doesn't push back #Ember is so gd relatable god i love her #she's worked herself up and isn't ready to be reasoned with #but you know the next time she loses her temper that comment's going to pop back up #on animation note i'm still not over Wade's hair IT'S SO COOL #in the 3rd to last gif when he tosses his head and there's the extra strong crash #mwah. beautiful

[shevr]

whats down there

#shevr #my lines #experiment in expanding on a rough thing which i don't think turned out stellar but i still spent too long on it so it goes here #should i try to get in a habit ofsharing stuff easily so i can get gratification on doodling a few things and so do it more often ? #or should i knock that off and be cooler about it and just do things for myself ? idk i still haven't figured that out #wanna be one of the cool people who share a cool cool piece once in a while but still do tons of awesome sketches that r never shared yknow #that's maybe not me yet but maybe someday aaaah hey. hey you should go listen to Get Inspired by Genesis Owusu btw

[alatariel-galadriel]

LOVE nightcrawler with all my heart. I'm envisioning the absolute worst impression of a New York accent, btw

Uncanny Spiderman Issue # 1

#listen i go buck wild for both spider-man and kurt wagner what more could i ask for here #i firmly believe kurt has no idea what tiktok which is sad only bc he'd get SO much mileage over that 'hey you can't park there' trend #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #uncanny spider-man

[art-i-sticks]

They got her. @twigs-sprigs and @greenflowerceo got Rach

#ninjago #lego ninjago #greenflowershipping #forgivenshipping #greenflower #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #brad tudabone #ninjago fanart #-turns on camera- hey it’s me Kass #I’ve been out here #hiding myself from… *them* #-I go silent as a muffled voice can be heard in the distance- #Listen #I haven’t been converted to Greenflower yet but I don’t have long #-the sound of multiple pairs of footsteps approaches-​please send any support if you can #-with the opening of a door light bursts over me. Someone yells- #Please! Be quick! Please! PLEA— #-The recording ends-

[turtledotjpeg]

when ur squad is size small-medium-large

#hxh #hunter x hunter #melody hxh #senritsu #kurapika #leorio paladiknight #'squad' in this case is mostly wishful thinking on my part but listen it could be so beautiful #and hey they existed in the same room together at least like... Three times in yorknew? #so that means they're basically bffs by now right ??? lol #anyway #feel free to read this platonically or romantically #but if it's romantic then melody better be in there somewhere :P #(i'm kidding it's not that serious) #(just gotta represent my weird little ot3 here haha) #...okay sorry to once again put a novel's worth of tags but i gotta say #writing alt text for this is so embarrassing lmao don't look at me #feels like a bad fanfiction 😂 #i just like it when fictional people hug each other ok

[sunforgrace]

you guys please understand they were going to say “CASTIEL’S PERSONAL HEAVEN” and paper the walls like a teen girls room with pictures of dean pictures of dean’s face PLASTERED onto the bodies of beefcakes all while cheek to cheek blares out. as brought to you by fucking metatron

#cutting an I love you because your actor who’s been kinning this guy for years thinks is out of character: #cutting part of me always believed you’d come back because same actor thinks that’s too gay: #cutting castiel’s personal half naked dean winchester heaven because tptb go hey maybe this is too gay and homophobic. as a bit: #I understand why we’re picking handprint. but I will put forth the argument that this is the bait rounds and that overall #the handprint is less bait and more so the weird boy besties behavior #listen you know I LOVE the handprint. but in terms of genuine great american queerbait #and I mean they put the handprint back on during the love confession at this point that one’s just textual we’re talkin BAIT #closest to bait here I’d argue is the fact they had anna palm it while having sex with dean #like actively pausing the sex scene to just show anna gripping it and dean reacting #but again that’s more. weird. than bait I’d say. Simply because that transcends bait into what the fuck are you guys doing #but at this point cas was hot off the scene by season 9 they KNEW what they were doing and they were DOING it maliciously in a POST YOURE #NOT CRAZY TWEET WORLD

[general-cyno]

More empty words. I swear to you the day will come when you have to pick between them.

#trigunedit #tristampedit #trigun stampede #trigun #vash the stampede #vash #millions knives #nai #myedit #mygifs #got out of postgrad class like. hey i should do smth foul so here we are #before someone comes for my ass i know exactly how much nai himself is to blame here #this parallel just breaks my liddol heart in millions (hah) of pieces #the consequences of the two most traumatized deranged dudes in nml's thinking they can fix each other fr #kept listening to sunlight or demise by unl1ke pluto while giffing and boy did it set the mood for this set #it's good btw i recommend it

[divinemanicstate]

ghost of you

#hey listen im super into the ex thing so heres something i did in 5-6 hours or so #miles quaritch #jake sully #atow #avatar way of water #avatar #avatar fanart #quarjake

[zishuge]

RNZ taking every available opportunity to stake his claim on Lingling The Spirealm 致命游戏 (2024) | Ep. 16

#the spirealm #致命游戏 #kaleidoscope of death #ruan nanzhu #lin qiushi #ling jiushi #huang junjie #xia zhiguang #cdrama #cdramasource #kodedit #userhanyi #*gifs:mine #flickering cw #i know he really isn't feeling well here #but he still has the energy to be a green tea bitch #and i love him for it immensely #hey listen she wanted to be shady first #ft. nanzhu's barely-concealed gege kink

[thekidsfromyestergay]

"why do you want MCR to make new music so much why not just listen to other bands" well because MCR are the best and only band in the universe. Hope this helps!

#other bands dont even exist idk what youre talking about #OBVIOUSLY this post is a joke. most of my playlists lately havent included any mcr at all #maybe like. one song here or there #but yeah im gonna post about mcr all the time this is where i post about mcr #if i say hey have you guys ever listened to the experimental rock side project of the guy from biffy clyro everyone says NO. die

[ace-culture-is]

ace (with ocd) culture is always having a karen in your head asking you the same questions a real life karen would: "how can you be sure if you've never tried it? maybe you just need to meet the right person. are you sure you're not just being shy? childish? is asexuality even a real thing?" and ALSO having a little demon in your head that constantly tells you that you're attracted to your friends and you're lying to everyone about your asexuality

#ace culture is #ace culture #asexual #asexuality #actually ace #submission #acephobia #aphobia #internalized acephobia #internalized aphobia #ocd ace #hey listen i get it #if you want to try it that's great #and if you don't... you don't have to #you never have to try something if you know you don't like it #(also here's a secret) #(If you find out you like it that doesn't make you any less ace)

[difeisheng]

fanghua and sharing a bed

one detail i noticed earlier in my rewatch is that li lianhua, when he's sleeping/living by himself, keeps a small chest with a plant or two on his bed. it's in the corner by his feet and against the wall, and it's a convenient bedside table, given that the bed is quite large for one person and he doesn't need that entire square area. you can see that he sleeps with this setup perfectly fine when he wakes up from his nap in episode 1, and the chest is still there later as late as episode 12, when fang duobing and di feisheng are sharing the room upstairs (featuring di feisheng here sitting on the bed because apparently that's his travel spot when lianhualou is moving):

however, when fang duobing wakes up in li lianhua's bed in episode 13, that chest is no longer present.

and okay, sure, i can understand this. fang duobing is there because he collapsed from the gang qi and li lianhua had to carry him back to lianhualou. he probably didn't want his things knocked over, and fang duobing is sprawled out quite a bit when he's laying there.

when he wakes up again in li lianhua's bed in episode 15 though, unlike before, fang duobing hadn't passed out during the previous scene. i don't think it happened offscreen, either, given that he isn't groggy when he wakes up here like he was after fainting. the sheets are also pushed off of him/aside like someone else moved them before fang duobing got up, which doesn't look like what happens when he's unconscious. compare from episode 13, then episode 15:

in addition, it's the next morning in this current scene, as opposed to just later in the same day back in episode 13, which means that li lianhua had to sleep somewhere. it's possible he might have just taken the guest room, but if fang duobing wasn't knocked out, then he could have just forced him to move. he didn't bother doing that.

what's important to also note, though, is that the chest has not been placed back by its former corner of the bed.

since we're past there being an emergency situation, and li lianhua likes his lifestyle habits, there's little reason he wouldn't have returned his own bed back to its usual configuration... unless he actually needed the space on the normally unoccupied side. combining all that with the shoved-off state of the sheets when fang duobing wakes up, and it's not implausible to say that perhaps li lianhua was beside him in that bed the night before, then got up earlier the next day.

fanghua very possibly shared a bed in canon, at least for one night. love and light across the jianghu <3

UPDATE: as of episode 19, the next time we really see the inside of lianhualou given that episodes 17-18 followed qiao wanmian's wedding, the chest has been returned to its former position. it was only moved after fang duobing was gone and li lianhua was living by himself again for a stretch of time.

#am i aware im overanalyzing minor set details here? yes #do i care? absolutely not #listen i realize you can just say Hey yeah they shared a bed based on the fact that fdb is there at all but #it's about having a solid textual argument ok #congrats to fdb for canonically sharing a bed with two hot older men on different occasions #fanghua #li xiangyi #fang duobing #ashton originals #liveblogging #mysterious lotus casebook #mlc meta