#hey mom

[babythegod]

#ohhh #it’s a butterfly #not a fairy #third eye #butterfly #💜 #✨ #🦋 #$8.99 #we went to a haunted house #he was so scared #lol #but he liked it #😹 #my baby always says #hey mom #I love you #100x #when he is having fun #😻😻😻

[anaalnathrakhs]

"oooooh but you never asked for help" "oooooh but you gave up without even trying to tell us" "oooooh how can you say we won't be helpful" hey QUICK QUESTION do you guys remember when i told you i was getting bullied at school and dad looked me in the eyes sternly, and told me "ignore them" and i said it wouldn't work, and i tried, and it didn't work, and i was fucking alone with this bullshit?

do you guys remember when we were on a roadtrip and i was crying from thirst and you made fun of me while we visited a location until it got annoying enough that you stopped strolling around and started looking for public bathrooms?

do you guys remember when i was a little kid scared of the dark and i asked you to please leave the lights on and it went on for years with me going to sleep on the bathroom floor sometimes because i was so terrified, and sometimes when i got a 3DS i would play at night and if my dad caught me he'd hit me hiding under the covers until he thought i was scared enough, and sometimes it would be so excruciating to not MANAGE going to bed and sleeping then that i would beg for sleeping pills or anything, and it took until i was like, 14 at least to see a somnologist?

do you guys remember when i was stuck in the psych ward against my consent, unable to eat anything but some bread from their rotten ass canteen, clearly deteriorating in every way, getting along horribly with my peers, perhaps even more fucked up than before, and clearly stating all of it out loud every time i could, and you still kept me there with a sorry smile insisting it was good for me?

i'm not accusing you of nefarious designs, but you cannot deny you have in the past showed a certain incompetence in helping mentally ill people. anyway. wonder why i don't trust you with my problems.

#even fucking funnier #hey mom #hey mom do you remember how last christmas i explained to you how difficult it all was for me #and how for easter you did everything the exact same way!! #''nooooo i don't see how we've made choices i mean it's just normaaaaal'' #YOU MADE THE CHOICE OF NORMATIVITY #IT'S OKAY #I DONT KNOW WHAT ID DO IN YOUR SITUATION #HOWEVER #STOP ACTING SURPRISED IM DOING BADLY THEN #broadcasting my misery #vent #ed tw

[danger-kun]

sometimes parents try to give you their own insecurities with the persistence and wide-eyed innocence of a cat who just can't understand why you're so freaked out about the dead mouse on your pillow

#hey mom #i do not want your deep seeded insecurites about how you smell #heavily tied to your deep seeded insecurities about how you are percieved #i'm my own brand of neurotic without also being your brand of neurotic #so yes very thoughtful gift #i will be throwing it out at my earliest convience #literally no one else in my life ever tells me i smell except her lmfao

[nwodwols]

“How I went from ADHD mom to mom of the year”

Jesus Christ

Shaming moms is an entire industry with absolute zero shame or empathy

#fuck off #capitalism kills #hey mom #you’re doing great

[kedreeva]

my own mother is betraying me and getting things done in order to make me write. of course you get the paragraphs starting to talk about a baby lol Good job on doing your bills though, that's crap work but you did it!!

All told, it was the most graceful acceptance of the entire group. Osker had no idea what they would have done if Thomas had reacted poorly, right there in the open cafeteria, or if he’d decided to bide his time and bring the matter to the camp council. Not even Sam cold have gotten them out of that kind of situation, if it had come down to it.

The shift in eyes and claws and – eventually – teeth became more frequent as days passed. He had better control around Sam, at least, especially as she approached her due date. Every time her expression lit up and she reached for his hand to share their baby kicking, Rhiley relaxed immensely.

#100 task challenge #hey mom #the final pack #149 to go #my inbox overfloweth with people getting shit done

[adulting-sucks]

It was never a phase!

#emos not dead #love this #hey mom #it was never a phase #Matt cushall

[ashbeemovie]

just your normal wednesday ranboo stream 🙂

#ranboo #i just noticed the timer is at 4 20 #hey mom #they are really good at this #this is fine

[sp00kies]

After watching a bunch of Warriors videos, I stumbled across this audio and thought it fit them well. So I hope you enjoy!

#minions: the rise of gru #despicable me #sp00ks’ art #reblogs > likes #marlena gru #felonious gru #hey mom #this made me sad ngl #but I pulled through! #now suffer with me.

[momforaminute-x]

Hey mom, can you give me fashion advice? I can’t decide which skirt to buy

#MomForAMinute #mom for a minute #Hey mom #can you give me fashion advice? I can’t decide which skirt

[flannelepicurean]

Day Flipping Brightened

Okay, I genuinely adore the fact that:

I got to explain something fanfic related to my mom today.

She was legit excited to hear about it.

It's easiest for me to refer to Vegeta as "that guy who can't crack eggs" when I talk to her about DB universe stuff.

My mom's about to read a good excerpt from one of my WIPs, about that guy who can't crack eggs being an absolute BITCH in a slay-ass outfit, that I sent her a picture of, that I drew.

We're probably gonna geek out about all the Art Deco aesthetic research I put into it, because we're fancy.

#brightened my day #fanfic stuff #vegeta #that guy who can't crack eggs #i love my mom #she's gonna be so proud of me #and my bitchy vegeta stuff #hey mom #look at this picture i drew #it's a vegeta #prince of all saiyans #he doesn't usually look like this #it's uhh #adjacent to yassified #he's frenemies with lucille bluth

[projekt-melancholia]

Przypomina mi moją mamę. Tęsknię za nią.

#ursiday #hey mom #animacja #Youtube #halloween

[theknightlywolfe]

Fuck!

Fuck, fuck, FUCK!

#why did I have to inherit all the medical issues of both parents #fuck #hey mom #good news #im not fat likr you hate #i just have a couple fucking issues happening that makes me appear that way #and hey #if this trend of getting all of your and pop's ills 10 years early continues #i'll be fuckint dead at 59 and no longer a disappointment to you

[carlyraejepsans]

i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.

mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with

UPDATE: you should REALLY check out the notes on this one

#''hey kid do you want anything?'' ''closure. absolution. redemption. but in a world where the damage is done and third parties don't exist #who holds the authority to be the judge of that. can any of us truly be forgiven..?'' #''yeah uhhhh. i've got twenty bucks'' #undertale #sans #chara #this guy also happens to be banging their mom which is unrelated but also only adds fuel to the fire #some tags on here got me tearing my hair out the point is they WOULD NOT hate each other. guys. #chara would be mildly amused by sans and sans would have. no fucking clue how to handle them. which only amuses them more

[bet-on-me-13]

Trigons Backup Plan

So! Trigon knew from the moment his Daughter was taken in by the Monks of Azarath that it would be difficult to turn her to his will. He wasn't stupid, he knew just how hard it would be to make his daughter turn on everything she has ever known in her (very short) life.

He can't really blame her, even he believed that indiscriminate mass murder was wrong until his mid-200's, he just needs to wait for her to grow out of it.

But until then he still needs a way into the DC Universe. And if his daughter wouldn't help, then he could always just make a 2nd one.

So, he searches and eventually finds a Couple of Scientists who seem to be good targets. They are researching Magic and Ghosts, so he makes a Demonic Pact with them. He will give them the secrets needed to complete their Research, and in exchange all he asks is that they help him bare a child.

They agree, and Danny Fenton is born.

Danny was supposed to become a Hellmouth when he turned 16, unlocking his Demonic Powers and opening the way for Trigon to enter the DC Universe so he could conquer it.

Instead he managed to get himself killed at 14. Then he managed to come back to life as a Halfa, he got himself adopted by Clockwork, and he usurped the Throne of the Infinite Realms in the span of 1 year, therefore putting himself on the same level as his Father on the cosmic scale.

So there goes his Backup Plan.

Dammit.

...

Meanwhile Raven is panicking. She had been messing around with her Friends when they asked about the Spells she could do, and she off-handedly mentioned that she could cast Family Tracking Spells.

One thing led to another, and they all wanted to know if they had secret family. Then they asked if she wanted to try as well, and for some reason she agreed.

And long story short, she has a little brother somehow. A little brother who is only a few weeks away from turning 16, who doesn't know the Azarathian Spells she learned to prevent his own transformation into a Hellmouth.

Oh shit...

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Trigon #Raven #Rachel Roth #Trigon knew that Raven would probably reject him #So he had a 2nd child in secret #Danny was supposed to unlock his powers and let Trigon into their dimension at 16 #But even Demon's aren't immune to Fenton Luck and he ended up dying and coming back as a Halfa #And not only that he overthrew Pariah Dark #Meaning Trigon can't even use him as a Portal anymore #Raven wants to find her little brother to save him #She doesn't know that the problem is solved already #Neither does Danny #“Hey mom and dad who is that Demon looking guy in our old family photos?” #“Oh that's just your Demon Dad! He gave us knowledge in exchange for a chance to have a son! And that's you!” #“What!?” #“If that's surprising just wait till you see Jazz's secret Parent!”

[shellter]

If you measure your children's love for you by how much easier they make your life, you'll spend your whole life thinking they hate you, and they the same of you.

#hey mom #things i wish i could tell you #child abuse #survivor #i'm sorry