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*you managed to get Bi-Han interested in Sareena*
You: *crying out of joy* I can finally leave! Liu Kang I’m coming home-
Havik: *walks in* Hey~
You: IM BACK AT THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!OH MY GOD-
#mk 1 x reader#mk1#mk1 2023#mk1 x you#mortal kombat 1 x reader#bi han x reader#bi han sub zero#havik#havik x reader#mk havik#you are forever stuck#Havik can’t be that bad right?#mk1 shitpost
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Bi-Han: I am not a jealous man.
Tomas: Hey, Bi-Han? Are you expecting another guest? I just saw Sareena talking and laughing with some guy.
Kuai Liang: *nervously side eyes Bi-Han as a thick aura of what can only be described as condensed rage fills the room*
One moment later…
Sareena: It was just Johnny!
Bi-Han: He’s a slut!
Kuai Liang: No! What he is is all over the place! Bi-Han, grab a mop! This is your mess, you’re cleaning it up.
They later snuck into another timeline and kidnapped another Johnny so Lord Liu Kang wouldn’t find out.
Part 2 below.
#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1#bireena#bi han x sareena#bi han#kuai liang#tomas vrbada#sareena#funny#shitpost#johnny cage
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Throughout the Eras Incorrect Quotes #4
Ashrah: Truth or dare?
Sareena: Truth.
Ashrah: How many hours have you slept this week?
Sareena:
Sareena: Dare.
Ashrah: Go to sleep.
Sareena: I don't like this game.
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Kenshi: Did Johnny Cage just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Kitana: Yeah, he did.
Kenshi: And did I just do finger guns back?
Kitana: Yeah, you did.
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Sindel: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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Scorpion: Do you love Sareena?
Sub-Zero: Yeah, I do.
Scorpion: Smoke! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Smoke: We all love Sareena. You should've asked if he was IN love with her.
Sub-Zero: I thought that was implied.
Smoke: ...
Scorpion: ...
Sub-Zero, looking straight at Smoke: Congrats Scorpion, you just won 100 bucks.
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Rain: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Kitana: A pet WHAT?!
Mileena: William Snakespeare.
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Raiden: I am Raiden, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.
#mortal kombat#incorrect quotes#mk third timeline#mk ashrah#mk sareena#mk kenshi#mk kitana#mk johnny cage#mk sindel#mk scorpion#mk sub zero#mk smoke#mk rain#mk mileena#mk raiden#emerald ronin#bireena
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Ashrah X Fem!Reader X Syzoth: Intro Dialogues (Feat. Sareena, Kitana, Mileena)
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A/N: I meant to post this almost two months ago! TWO! I have got to stop slacking! 😭 Anyway, if you want context, this is kind of a continuation to these headcanons I did back in November.
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Sareena: I'm so proud of you, sister!
Ashrah: Don't say I told you so!
Sareena: I told you poly relationships were too good to give up!
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Ashrah: Syzoth and (Y/N) really enjoyed Halloween as well! They say they want you to be a part of it next year too.
Sareena: I'll start working on my costume now!
Ashrah: Nothing that shows too much skin or scares the children away!
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Syzoth: Your sister and (Y/N) are angels! They are the sweetest—
Sareena: Ohhhhhh, my God! I know! You love them!
Syzoth: Is there something wrong with expressing that love?
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Sareena: I told you people wouldn't think you're a freak! That's why Halloween is the best time of year!
Syzoth: I had never felt do free to be me in a public place my whole life!
Sareena: *Smirking* You know, it's okay to get freaky from time to time anyway.
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(Y/N): Your sister makes me so happy.
Sareena: As happy as you make her?
(Y/N): I think more.
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Sareena: Next Halloween is going to be amazing!
(Y/N): All I ask is that you go easy on the children this time. Syzoth didn't even scare them as much as you did.
Sareena: Hey, it's all a part of being a demon!
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Kitana: I am still weary of you courting Syzoth and (Y/N).
Ashrah: I have nothing but the best intentions for them both.
Kitana: Actions speak louder than words, Ashrah.
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Ashrah: Do you not accept us?
Kitana: It's not that. I'm just concerned.
Ashrah: I understand your concern but it is false.
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Syzoth: Would you mind training (Y/N)? She told me that she would like to learn more about kombat.
Kitana: I would be happy to, Syzoth.
Syzoth: Thank you, princess.
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Kitana: A demon, a Zaterran, and a human: I never seen anything like this in the one million years of my existence!
Syzoth: Neither have I, princess. But I couldn't be happier.
Kitana: I am glad to know that you are now happy, Syzoth.
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(Y/N): You said you would help me train?
Kitana: Yes, would you like to start?
(Y/N): Just please go easy on me at first.
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Kitana: Syzoth says that you and Ashrah make him very happy.
(Y/N): *Smiles* That really warms my heart to hear that.
Kitana: It really makes me see things in a different light.
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Mileena: I know being in an unaccepted relationship is hard.
Ashrah: It is difficult, but it would be harder without (Y/N) and Syzoth.
Mileena: In my eyes, happiness is all that matters. Of course, if you are not harming anyone to achieve it.
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Ashrah: I see a lot of me, Syzoth, and (Y/N)'s relationship in you and Tanya's.
Mileena: I suppose we are similar in a way.
Ashrah: Both judged for loving who we want.
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Syzoth: People called us freaks. But look at us now!
Mileena: Honored to be accompanied by beautiful woman throughout life's journey.
Syzoth: It's a lot less than those bullies can say for themselves.
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Mileena: You said you wanted a day off to spend time with Ashrah and (Y/N), Syzoth?
Syzoth: Please, Empress. I plan on proposing.
Mileena: Then take the whole week. You have my blessing.
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(Y/N): Syzoth has been acting strangely with me and Ashrah lately.
Mileena: Trust me, (Y/N). Everything will be fine.
(Y/N): I sure hope you are right...
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Mileena: What is this "double date" you suggested?
(Y/N): It's when me, Ashrah, and Syzoth and you and Tanya all go out together and share a date. It will be fun!
Mileena: You Earthrealmers never fail to be interesting to me.
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Requests for more are open!
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#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat reptile#mk reptile#reptile#reptile x reader#mortal kombat syzoth#mk syzoth#syzoth#syzoth x reader#mortal kombat ashrah#mk ashrah#ashrah#ashrah x reader#ashrah x reader x syzoth#syzoth x reader x ashrah#mk sareena#mortal kombat sareena#sareena#mortal kombat kitana#mk kitana#mortal kombat mileena#mk mileena#mileena#💚🖤🤍
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Kuai Liang: Okay, you are both new here, so rule #1: No kissing the actor
Sareena: But what if we really want to?
Kuai Liang: No kissing the actor
Bi-Han: won't be a problem
Kuai Liang: You haven't met him yet, so don't be so sure.
Johnny, walks into the room: Oh, hey! Are these the new guys? Nice to meet y'all, I'm Johnny, superstar extraordinaire
Bi-Han, blushing and malfunctioning: Die
Sareena, grinning madly as she glances between the two: It's like christmas
Kuai Liang, world weary sigh as he leaves: Why do I even bother?
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The Hardships of Being the Wingman:
Hanzo, down on one knee: Sareena, my dear, would you give me the honour of becoming my Sister-in-law? <3
Sareena: Oh, Hanzo! I would in a heartbeat! <3
Bi-Han:
Bi-Han: Did you just propose to Sareena for me?
Hanzo: Someone had to!😑
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Kuai: Hey, Rumi, are you free this weekend? Say, Friday, 7pm?
Harumi: Yes? I don't think I have any appointments...
Kuai: What about you?
Lisa: I am also free, I suppose.
Kuai: Good, cause I'm not, you two go ahead and enjoy your date!
Harumi:
Lisa:
Lisa: Did he just-- Harumi?
Harumi: *already gone to buy herself a new dress*
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Kuai: Sareena, I have something to confess, I'm in love with Hanzo!
Sareena:
#crimson shadow#bi han x sareena#bi han#sareena#and their unintentional wingman hanzo#subscorp#harumi x lisa liang#harumi shirai#lisa liang#and their tired wingman kuai#hanzo x kuai#hanzo hasashi#kuai liang#and their sassy wingwoman sareena#scorpion!harumi au#be my king au#all sub zero siblings are dense#mortal kombat incorrect quotes
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The rogue shirai ryu Ch-2 💙💖
Bi-han was currently going to the lab sektor was working in sektor had called him for an urgent matter that needed to be discussed, bi-han was in a frustrated mood as usual, he wanted to try and track down his brothers kuai liang and Tomas vrbada.
Even after his last fight with his brother he still hasn't forgotten about him and wants to make amends with his brother.
"Ashrah you can't tell me what to do!" A girl with short black hair and white highlight and black eyes with diamond diamond marks on them she also had fair skin and wore a black tank top with black pants and black boots.
"Sareena i am doing what's best for you!" Ashrah said the two sisters had gotten into a fight ashrah wanted sareena to stay with the monks but sareena wanted to leave the temple and go on her own journey she didn't want to follow her sisters footsteps.
"Ashrah i am begging you" Sareena said to ashrah "as I said you will not leave and you will stay! Otherwise I would have to use force!" Sareena looked at ashrah she stepped forward towards ashrah and quickly threw a shadow ball at ashrah causing her to deflect it with her kriss sareena then let out her devil wings and flew away ignoring ashrah's calls she didn't know where she was going only where her heart lead her too.
Bi-han was currently following sektor to his laboratory sektor stopped walking "sektor I don't have all day what do you-" Bi-han stopped as he felt a sharp wound on his back he looked behind to see it was cyrax but he was a yellow cyber robot "cyrax! You dare betray me!?' Bi-han shouted " Cyrax doesn't follow your commands..." Sektor said to bi-han his eyes widen looking at both cyrax and sektor "you both dare betray the lin kuei!" Bi-han shouted "actually you did, you see I had no intention of following your footsteps I just wanted the throne..." Sektor said bi-han's eyes widen "how could you sektor..." Bi-han fell into the ground the wound started to turn purple as he coughed up blood "good bye bi-han." Sektor said leaving bi-han and cyrax followed him.
Bi-han layed there on the snow not knowing what to do his eyes started to close the last thing he saw was a figure flying down in front of him "hey stay awake" The figure yelled.
The sound of chirping birds and the light of the sun on his face caused bi-han to wake up his eyes wandering around the room he was lying on a bed his wound bandaged and he was shirtless "what happened-" "I see your awake" Bi-han saw a girl stand in near the door way with a bowl of soup "who are you?" Bi-han asked "sareena I am the one who rescued you in the mountains" Sareena said to bi-han.
His mind drifted to the betrayal of cyrax and sektor "cyrax, sektor they...." Bi-han was at a loss of words trying to comprehend what was happening sareena sat on the chair beside his bed "what's your name-" "It's none of your business" Bi-han said to sareena she raised her eye brow "well eat up" Sareena said giving him the bowl of soup bi-han snatched the bowl and drank it in a gulp.
"Not a kind one are you" Sareena said bi-han narrowed his eyes at her "where am i?" Bi-han asked sareena "Japan" Sareena said to bi-han his eyes widened and looked at sareena "my sister was looking for me plus a strange army was looking for you so fleeing to Japan was the only option" Sareena said to bi-han his hand was on his forehead sareena put her hand on his shoulder "are you alright?" Sareena asked bi-han "do you know where the shirai ryu is?" Bi-han asked sareena.
"I am sorry what?" Sareena asked "I need to find the shirai ryu" Bi-han said getting up but his wound was too painful "hold up ice man that wound is poisonous any wrong move and it can get you killed" Sareena said to bi-han "so what I am supposed to take a fragile girl like you with me..." Bi-han said to sareena "I am not a fragile girl" Sareena said to bi-han "right cause-" Bi-han got pushed onto a chair sareena put her leg on his shoulder pressing him down with her hell sickle pointed at him.
"Listen here and listen good right now I am your only option and it looks to me that almost all the realms are hunting you down so it's either you accept my help Or suffer the consequences" Sareena said bi-han was stunned he stared at sareena his heart skipped a beat seeing the dominant woman "fine" Bi-han said sareena put her leg down and her hell sickle disappeared in the shadows "good now let's get going ice boy-" "Bi-han..." Bi-han said sareena looked at bi-han "my name is bi-han..." Bi-han said getting up "alright bi-han" Sareena said to bi-han.
"Let's go we have no time to waste" Bi-han said to sareena he was now determined to get to his brothers and try to apologies to them for what he did he looked at sareena who stood there with a smile 'maybe she's not a fragile woman after all' bi-han thought to himself 'atleast I got ice man to open up a bit' sareena thought.
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Noob: well, thirthy years have passed and i feel the same way, sareena.
Sareena: You still wanna pee in a hot topic?
Noob: Yes, sareena, thank you for listening to my insane rambling about peeing in a hot topic.
Sareena : hey, listen, i'll take you to a hot topic.
Noob :.... Finaly*clenches fist*... A place to realise myself.
Sareena : i know you've been holding it for so long.
Hanzo, walking in, terrified: what the fuck are you two Fucking talking about?!
(im so sorry, i literaly had to🤣)
#Hanzo is so done with them#Noob mention once that if you pee in a hot topic its yours (he knows its not true)#Sareena belives it with her whole heart#Hanzo: sareena it doesnt work like that and there is no hot topic anyway earthrealm is a Fucking wasteland#Sareena: do not gatekeep this from me! I will be the queen of hot topic with noob as my concubine!#Just kidding with the last one..... Maybe#mortal kombat#scorpion#hanzo hasashi#bi han#Noob saibot#Sareena#Mortal kombat snow blind#This is either before or after hanzo goes to help kuai btw#source: snapcube
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Sareena: Quan Chi, your boyfriend is at the door.
Quan Chi: Shang Tsung is NOT my boyfriend.
Quan Chi, opening the door: Hey babe-
#mortal kombat#incorrect mortal kombat quotes#deadly alliance#shang tsung#quan chi#this is based on Shang visiting the Netherrealm for ambigious reasons in MKD's konquest mode#pretty gay if u ask me#midway mk
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My brain literally went "lol what if you did a one-off where Rain got shoved into an Earthrealm retail job to redeem himself" to:
"Look at all these fun parallels of different characters trying to redeem themselves and reoccurring themes about choice and loyalty and trust and oh hey now you're attached to the bookstore's owner who's basically Tom Bombadil if he was meant to smoke two packs a day but the universe kept only allowing him one pack a day.
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Also Rain and Sareena are really good wingmen--wait where are you going?"
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More kombat kids? (Poll #2!)
Hey! Are you having fun yet- Are you having fun yet? Are ya? Are ya!?
Guess what, I got another pair just for YOU! Just think! Ice Demon!!
Choose from any of the Mort-komb games!
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I immediately thought of a part 2.
Liu Kang: Kuai Liang! It is good to see you reconcile with your brother. His return to the light has brought me much joy.
Kuai Liang: *eyes darting between Kiu Kang and just behind the Keeper of Time where Bi-Han, Sareena and Tomas were standing, frozen in panic. Their clean up of Johnny still only halfway done* You honor me, Lord Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: I come seeking Johnny Cage. He had business with your reunited clan.
Kuai Liang: *screaming internally* Johnny? Yes, he…um, uh, he…left quite the mess-*makes eye contact with Tomas who is furiously mopping up the biggest blood stain* HE! He is quite the mess to deal with…? *cringes as Bi-Han shoots him the most “Shut the fuck up” glare ever*
Liu Kang: *chuckling slightly* He has much to learn. But all of us must continue to learn, myself included.
A portal opens behind Liu Kang, in the middle of clean up operation. Geras steps out. He looks around in confusion and then surprise before being jumped by Sareena, Bi-Han and Tomas.
Kuai-Liang: *eyes firmly on Liu Kang but watching the epic showdown in his periphery vision* Wise words.
Geras manages to throw off both Bi-Han and Tomas but a portal to the Netherrealm opens on the floor behind his heels. The time guardian barely registers the opening before Sareena elbow drops him in the face and the both plummet into the dark world below.
Bi-Han and Tomas stare at the floor where the portal once lay. Bi-Han grabs Tomas by the collar and starts dragging him off. He turns to Kuai Liang and gestures furiously. Kuai Liang understands this to mean he needs to get rid of Liu Kang.
Kuai-Liang: We should go for a walk.
Liu Kang: I would love to clear my head-
Kuai Liang: We go now. *grabs Liu Kang by shoulder and teleports*
Getting a little long, so I’ll do a part 3.
Part 1 below.
Part 3 below
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Throughout the Eras Incorrect Quotes #1
*Sub-Zero teaching Scorpion to drive and taking Smoke along for the ride*
Sub-Zero: That's a pothole. To the left!
Scorpion: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Smoke, sticking his face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Scorpion: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Sub-Zero, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Scorpion: Country Roads.
Smoke: To the place.
Scorpion and Smoke in unison: I Belong!
Sub-Zero, crying harder: What the fuck?
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Mileena: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Tanya: Peonies, why?
Mileena:
Tanya: Were you going to get me flowers?
Mileena:
Tanya:
Mileena: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Raiden: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Liu Kang, used to Raiden being dumb: Sure...
Raiden: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Liu Kang: Okay?
Raiden: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Liu Kang:
Raiden: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Liu Kang: Jesus, that one is a little-
Kung Lao, interested: No, no, Raiden, keep going.
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Johnny Cage: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Kenshi: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Johnny Cage: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Kitana, on a walkie talkie: This is Kitana, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Li Mei: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Tanya, with Mileena and Kitana behind her: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Li Mei: Yes…three.
Tanya: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Li Mei: Wha-
Tanya: Rain FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Sareena: A banker? Me?
Ashrah: Yes, Sareena.
Sareena: But I don’t know anything about running a bank!
Ashrah: Good. No preconceived ideas.
Sareena: I’ve robbed banks!
Ashrah: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
#mortal kombat#incorrect quotes#mk kitana#mk liu kang#mk scorpion#mk kung lao#mk mileena#mk johnny cage#mk li mei#mk tanya#mk raiden#mk rain#mk kenshi#mk smoke#mk sub zero#mk ashrah#mk sareena#taleena#emerald ronin#mk third timeline
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Heya friend, it's been some time ^_^ I'm curious with the announcement of MK12 , what MK character do you wish to make a comeback for the game ? As in characters that have not appeared in a game for awhile.
Have a good day friend!
Hey there, friend!! 👋 🥰
Ooh man that's a good question!
I definitely missed the other half of the kombat kids in MK11. I have absolutely no idea what the plot of MK12 could be with how MK11 ended 🤯🙈😭 or whether it's going to be this rumored prequel sort of game. But assuming it's plausible, I would love to see Takeda and Kung Jin again!
I would also be happy to see more Smoke! Man's got a fucken wild backstory and fabulous hair. We'll never get it, but I would love to know more about his friendship with Kuai.
Also Sareena and her posse of gorgeous demon ladies from the subzero mythology game. Don't know anything about them but I'd like to 😆
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Johnny: Hey, sexy pants, come help me with this!
Bi-Han, not paying attention.
Johnny: Sexy pants! Lend a hand?
Sareena, elbowing Bi-Han: Babe.
Bi-Han: Wait, I'm sexy pants?
Sareena: Duh.
Bi-Han, buffering: Oh.
#he doesn't even know what Johnny wanted help with#Bi-Han just ends up on autopilot#bi han#johnny cage#sareena#bireencage#mortal kombat#mortal kombat x#mortal kombat 11
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Heya, folks! Who's ready for a new AU?👀
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, founded 5 days ago by Cetrion's ✨️delusional✨️ daughter, Harumi Shirai :D
Now, this is a Scorpion!Harumi AU... AU! So I'll be using the Scorpion!Harumi Crew and their dynamics as reference to parallel the characters. With that in mind, let's meet the hotel staff!👀
THE PRINCESS, HARUMI SHIRAI:
She has a dream! She wishes to tell! It's certainly laughable, but hey kid, what the hell? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Harumi is heir to the throne of hell, but she doesn't think much of it. Her focus lately has been solely towards this one thing:
The Hazbin Hotel!✨️🌈🌸💕 Where she will guide Sinner towards a path to salvation and away from Heaven's annual Extermination!
Hopefully...
THE BODYGUARD (AND GF), LISA LIANG:
At first glance, Lisa Liang may seem rather scary, but when you get to know her... she's still pretty scary!
But underneath all that anger (obvious unresolved trauma), mean attitude and secrets beats a lovingly and devoted heart!
Devoted to Harumi and Harumi only!
Seriously, DON'T mess with Harumi!
After being terribly injured during an Extermination, Lisa was rescued by Harumi, and from that day on, Lisa made it her life mission to protect that beautiful soul at all cost, do everything in her power to assure her dreams were fulfilled!
Even the seemingly impossible ones...
THE (ONLY) PATRON, KUAI LIANG:
The Hazbin Hotel's first (and only) guest. Don't mind him. He's only staying here for the free rent!
Or is he?
Kuai may not seem much at first glance, but stick around, and the demon will certainly surprise you!
Take the information as you will...
THE BARTENDER, HANZO HASASHI:
Need to vent? Then talk to the bartender! He may look like he's not interested, but trust me, he is the shoulder to lean on!
But don't push your luck! He's not here because he wants to be. He's here because his damned boss decided to play hotel manager and needed a doll to play with (ugh! Such an insufferable guy)!
But despite his boss's antics, Harumi's incessant singing, Lisa's constant scolding, and Kuai's insistent flirting. They weren't the worst lot to be around.
He could get used to it. Yeah... he could.
THE MAID, FROST:
She kills bugs!
That's all you need to know.
Seriously.
Move on. (ಠ_ಠ)
THE MANAGER, (DARK) RAIDEN:
The damned boss.
He's been here since day... he's been here a week. But is faithful as a nun! Or something...
And he wants to help!
Why, you ask?
SHEER. ABSOLUTE. BOREDOM :D
Probably... ig... who knows? I don't!
And neither do you :)
THE QUEEN OF HELL, CETRION:
Absent awkward, mother. She's trying, but she's usually busy.
She was once an angel, you know? Helped create stars and gardens!
That cool plant you like? She probably made that one!
Nowadays, she makes plants mostly for herself...
She has a garden of her own and all! She grows her very own flowers, unlike anything heaven's limitated ass could ever think of!
I mean, could heaven ever make
✨️The Magi-tastic Backwards Lily Flower?✨️
✨️THAT SPITS F I R E??✨️
Yeah, didn't think so😌
THE FIRST (SECOND) GUEST, BI-HAN:
Pretty sure he once had a big army, maybe he was even a leader or something. But nowadays? He's just a bit silly!
He came to the hotel as a spy, sent to keep an eye on Raiden.
But the "super villain" started to grow a bit too comfortable in the hotel and too accustomed to the compliments.
He got sloppy and was caught embarrassingly fast!
But with a simple sorry spoken straight from his core, he was given a second chance! Not that it will mean much-- H*LY SHIT HE [MAJOR SPOILERS]!!
THE HEAD SERAPHIM, ASHRAH:
Look, she's not evil! Just misguided...
She wants to protect her home and her sister and is willing to do whatever it takes!
But maybe she will calm down once she meets Heaven's newest resident...
THE OTHER SERAPHIM, SAREENA:
You can call her Sareena, Reen, Sa, Ena, whatever!
She's usually very sweet and bubbly, but she's not feeling particularly bubbly at the moment. She's learned some stuff, you know?
Maybe a new friend may help her raise her spirits?
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BONUS CHARACTERS:
THE LEADER OF CANNIBAL TOWN, DELIA:
I want to start including Delia in more on my stories, she seems like an interesting character who totally deserves more attention! Plus, I like the idea of her and Raiden bonding as (not elder) gods!
Plus imagine Delia using a big hat like Rosie's to cover her eyes!👀
THE WEAPONS' DEALER, SINDEL:
Fierce mom of two girls who would do whatever it takes to protect them.
We all know I don't need to elaborate
KUAI LIANG'S TWIN, TOMAS VRBADA:
Congratulations to Tomas for being the only one of Kuai's siblings who managed to remain his sibling on this AU, lol!
THE YET TO BE RESIDENT, CYRAX:
As Kuai's friend, I think she would fit as Cherry Bomb! It's not like Cyrax is not familiar with bombs, am I right?👀
Now, there are a couple characters that I'm still figuring out, Adam and Lute for once, have been particularly tricking!
I'm also still pondering The Vees and Lilith...
Regarding who I already choose, I know some of the choices may seem odd (Raiden, Cetrion and Bi-Han most likely) but I had my reasons for them, if you're interested in hearing them, feel free to ask, I'll gladly elaborate!
Also, please, if you have ideas to who may be the other characters, do share! I'd love to hear your thoughts!
A bit of a disclaimer before I wrap this all up!
Crimson Shadow (Bireena) is one of my main ships and is a thing in here, too! So Angel!Bi-Han will date Seraphim!Sareena. But that DOES NOT mean I ship Emily and Sir Pentious! This ship is for the AU ONLY!
That's all folks! Hope you enjoy my crazy AU!
Tagging the AU Squad:
@mikka-minns @madamealtruist (fellow Hazbin girlies)
@thedragonholder (cause you like AUs)
@running-with-the-feels (my not so discreet way of tempting you into watching Hazbin Hotel, lol)
#scorpion!harumi au#harumi shirai#lisa liang#kuai liang#hanzo hasashi#subscorp#chaggie#huskerdust#bi han#sareena#crimson shadow#dark raiden#alastor hazbin hotel#cetrion#lucifer morningstar#mk frost#nifty hazbin hotel#harumi x lisa liang#mortal kombat#hazbin hotel#other characters were included but not tagged cause tag limit :/
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