#hey that rhymes

[im-his-druidess]

If I have to suffer through this brain rot then so do y'all 😩

Here's some NSFW oddly specific headcanons of mine for some Dead By Daylight characters ✌️

The Shape/Michael Myers

Height: 6'9ft

11in; thick; prominent veins

The Knight/Tarhos Kovàcs

Height: 6'6ft

10in; thick; uncut; wide

(Face Claim: Peter Steele)

The Executioner/Pyramid Head

Height: 7'0ft

12in; thick

Piercings: Frenum ladder; magic cross

The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka

Height: 6'4ft

9in; thick; prominent veins

The Trapper/Evan MacMillan

Height: 6'5ft

8in; prominent veins; wide

The Ghost Face/Danny 'Jed' Olsen

Height: 6'0

8in; slight curve upwards

(Face Claim: Joseph Quinn)

Piercings: Magic cross

The Wraith/Philip Ojomo

Height: 6'7ft

10in; white lines painted on stomach and thighs

The Hillbilly/Max Thompson Jr.

Height: 6'2ft

7in; uncut; thick

The Doctor/Herman Carter

Height: 6'3ft

9in; thick

Piercings: Frenum ladder; Prince Albert; Lorum. Both nipples (can run current through piercings)

#lord help my soul #I'm freefalling down the rabbit hole #hey that rhymes #The Shape #The Executioner #The Ghost Face #The Trapper #The Hillbilly #The Oni #The Doctor #Michael Myers #Pyramid Head #Danny Jed Olsen #Evan MacMillan #Max Thompson Jr #Kazan Yamaoka #Tarhos Kovàcs #Herman Carter #Dead By Daylight #video games #horror franchise #DBD headcanons #Dead By Daylight headcanons #the cryptid posts #Peter Steele #Peter Ratajczyk Steel #type O negative #skeet ulrich

[oompahloooo]

tsk tsk all the people getting astarions scars tattooed unknowingly signing themselves over to the devil rookie mistake man shoulda stuck to ouija boards

#someday 7000 people are gonna die and the government won’t know why #hey that rhymes #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #tattoos

[the-tongues-touched-in-1988]

“THE TONGUES TOUCHED IN 1988”

#aaaaaaa it’s the name of my blog!!! #but more importantly #why the smirk kirk? #hey that rhymes #metallica #kirk hammett #lars ulrich #klars #2003 #video

[fangirlpostsfangirlthings]

Somewhere in Those Eyes

gif by @rocketjinx

summary: whereas everyone sees a dangerous and crazy, harm to society, you see a vulnerable girl who just wants to be loved.

warnings: self harm mentioned, angsty ig, barely proofread

word count: 1.7k

a/n: this is completely based off those scenes where she has THAT look on her face. she’s innocent your honor ☹️ (me when I feed into my delusions)

There's been quite a few instances when you've considered slapping a sticker on your girlfriend that read fragile.

And this is certainly one of those times.

Not that she's not strong or that she can't handle herself.

Well mentally- that’s exactly what it meant. She had trouble figuring out her feelings and finding the proper ways to express them. Ways that weren’t harmful to herself or others.

It was little inconveniences or side comments like she's not good enough or she messed everything up again that got Jinx in her head.

It was sick and twisted, people knew her upbringing, they knew exactly what triggered her. So why actively try to agitate her and get on her bad side, then go and complain about how horrible of a person she is? What sense did that make? Why make her suffer like that?

You hated people sometimes.

It wasn't her fault she was like this, she's a product of her environment. It's a mix of the people around her and the way she was raised by Silco.

It's not her fault.

Jinx was an amazing girl, so lovable and bubbly, sarcastic and funny, and not to mention super intelligent.

Oh and a bonus, she was the most beautiful girl to exist. You were sure of it.

How could anyone hate her?

You'll never understand it.

You followed Jinx to her “lair” after one of Silco's goons had manipulated her into thinking their failed mission was her fault.

Well. You followed her after you beat his face in, but that's not the point.

It was in fact his own fault. But he didn’t want to humiliate himself and knew it was easier to blame Jinx because everyone else would believe it.

Once you caught up, you could easily tell she was on the verge of a breakdown. Her eyes were welled up with tears, brows furrowed in upset. Her lips turned down and wobbling.

You kneeled in front of her, taking hold of her shaking hands that were covered in her black, leather gloves.

“Hey, look at me, yeah?" You pleaded softly.

Her eyes hesitantly met yours, face crumbling completely when she saw your worried expression.

"Hey, c'mere." You cooed and pulled her into your lap, keeping her as close as possible.

She needed this. She needed someone to console her before she could self destruct. You loved being that person as much as you hated it.

You loved her, and you’d do anything to help her heal, even if the process would be a long and grueling one. But you hated that you had to see her this way, wishing you could snap your fingers and take the pain away.

She just needed someone who had a lot of love to give, and patience. Luckily you had both of those.

As much as she didn’t believe it, she was easy to love.

•°•

You hated seeing her like this.

Jinx was screaming, yelling for the voices to go away, and throwing different objects across the room. Some flying off the edge and into the void of her lair.

But you had to let her do it. It wasn't the healthiest way to deal with her emotions but unfortunately, there wasn’t a better way to go about it. Unless you wanted to get hurt. And she wouldn’t hurt you, not on purpose anyways. But you didn’t want to startle her when she was so in her head like this. Jinx wouldn’t be able to trust herself if she hurt you. She’d blame herself, she’d believe even further that she was a monster and pull away from you. She’d be at a distance, and probably harm herself as punishment.

You couldn’t have that.

So as horrible as it was, it was the best way to get her to calm down when she was severely agitated like this. You just had to make sure she didn’t hurt herself.

It hurt you though.

Watching her do this to herself. But again, not even your soft and soothing words could bring her down when she was this in her head. So you had to wait it out for now. For now, you reminded yourself.

At a certain point you have to intervene and bring her back to herself.

This was Jinx. The person who came from misfortune, loss, and suffering.

You only had glimpses of Powder. When she'd excitedly wiggle her new gadget in your face, showing it off.

Or when she'd trip over her own two feet from merely walking.

As much as you hated to admit it to yourself, you missed the old her sometimes.

You wanted Powder back. Not because you didn’t want to deal with Jinx’s “crap.” But because Powder didn't go through an incredible amount of loss and pain, Powder didn't have the weight of guilt from her family's death looming over her.

It was tearing Jinx apart.

You loved all parts of your girlfriend. But when she got like this? It only did harm to your poor heart.

You watched as Jinx took a shuddering breath in attempt to keep herself together.

You ran and held her in your arms. She started crying, her body shaking violently from the aftershocks of her meltdown.

"It's okay, let it out," you spoke into her hair, your words barely above a whisper.

She dug her face deep into your neck. Her cries and soft pleas destroying you.

"Make it stop, please. Make it go away."

You couldn't take it.

She didn't deserve this.

You held her tightly in your arms, a hand running soothingly over her back while rocking your bodies.

She calmed down after a while.

You pulled her head back and brought your foreheads together, rubbing the undersides of her eyes to catch her tears.

"Do you wanna talk about it?"

She shook her head, eyes closing, she just wanted to be with you. She wanted to focus solely on you and your soft hands, on the rhythm of your beating heart, your kind words.

And so you let her. You guided Jinx to the couch and pulled her to lay on top of you while her tears slowly came to a stop.

"You'll be here when I wake up?"

When were you not? And why would you ever want to leave her?

You nodded in reassurance, "I'll be here when you wake up."

She kissed your collarbone in gratitude, silently hoping it'll speak for itself. That it'll tell you all the things she can't bring herself to say.

Thank you for loving me. You mean everything to me. I don't deserve you.

•°•

This was your girlfriend. When she was free of worries and Mylo’s voice wasn’t bothering her. This was what you worked for.

She was purely content in swaying her pencil around and making noises as she distracted herself by imagining it to be a plane flying.

Soft pews rung in the air as she played with the pencil. It was healing to watch, even though your heart squeezed, it was a good type of pain. It was feeling love to the point of it being overwhelming.

You watched her inner child heal before your eyes, you watched as your girlfriend treated her pencil as a toy, enjoying it because her whole childhood was ripped away from her.

Something that was very common in the undercity.

But you couldn’t think about that now, only quietly huffing a laugh as she got right back to sketching her next- whatever it was she was coming up with today. All you knew when you peeked over her shoulder is that she was adding cat ears to it, you smiled.

You laid your palm on her table next to hers sketching, leaning your weight there.

Your bodies were nearly touching, both feeling the heat of each other.

She smiled at you, the goggles that lay on her head made a mess of her hair.

“Hiya toots,” you stomach filled with butterflies, brain going fuzzy all of a sudden as your mind blanked. All you could think about was how in love you were.

She hummed along to the music playing, bobbing her head to the beat.

She let out an approving hum to herself at the sketch she created, now getting up to gather the supplies needed.

You helped her grab some and sat on her chair, already reading the giddy look on her face.

She plopped down on your lap, her cheerful mood turning more ecstatic. Her once soft and content smile now beaming.

You loved that look on her face. You loved being the reason for that look on her face.

You wrapped your arms around her torso and squeezed lightly, tugging her against you to be as close as possible. You noticed how her cheeks tinged bright red when your chin rested on her shoulder, trying to get a good look at her pretty face.

Jinx shook her head, trying to hide her giddy expression by pushing her hot cheek to your forehead, but it was too late.

“It tickles,” she giggles out.

“What tickles?” You unwrap your arms momentarily, gently tapping your fingers against her stomach. She flinches and squeals, pushing your arms away while also pushing her body from yours. You pull her back, resuming your position in cuddling.

“You silly. I meant my stomach. It was already tickling before you did that.”

What was she talking about?

“Care to be a little more specific? I’m not quite understanding what you mean…” you said in a teasing manner but fully meaning it.

“The butterflies.” Oh…

Oh!

You wanted to die, the strong affection and love you felt for her was suddenly too much.

You did that to her, you had that affect on her.

You were fully convinced you’d do anything for Jinx. Anything to keep that giddy smile on her face. She wanted the last toy that was taken by that kid? Sorry little guy. Someone talked bad to or about her? You won’t here from them again. She gets angry at the the rickety, old street lamp that’s been there for years because she wasn’t paying attention and crashed into it? Guess that’s one less light down in the streets.

The point is.

Jinx wasn’t the horrible villain that Zaunites depicted her to be. Maybe she wasn’t innocent, but she was still just a girl in this fucked up world that forced her to be this way. A girl that deserves good after all the bad she’s been through.

You were on her side, and you always will be.

you can find my other works here: jinx masterlist

#the a/n basically sums up this fic #she deserves all the love OKAY #so down bad it’s #kinda sad #hey that rhymes #jinx x reader #somewhere in these eyes #I’m on your sideee 🎶 #that was my inspo lol #arcane jinx x reader #jinx x fem reader #jinx fanfic #arcane fanfic #arcane x you #jinx x you #jinx x gender neutral reader #jinx x y/n #arcane x y/n #arcane x gender neutral reader #arcane x reader #arcane x female reader #arcane jinx #jinx arcane #I wanted to write more but I wasn’t sure how to continue so have this #arcane x male reader

[nat-has-two-girlfriends]

me rn

Episodes come out at 5 am for me so I will be waking up to carnage on the tl/dashboard 😗✌️

#yellowjackets #mistynat #misty quigley #natalie scatorccio #please if they kill of my little guy I will actually cry #hey that rhymes #you know someone is really delusion when they start rhyming at half past midnight #like. let’s be real here. Jeff is the only one acceptable to die #cause he’s so so pathetically in love with sharan and honestly good for him I would be too #that he makes the ultimate sacrifice for her to be okay again #and it would just a beautiful end #but with nat? #it would be a half assessed redemption arc because of javi to die for someone else #which is all well and good but it’s a shitty end to a shitty life and she does not deserve that!!! #not with everything that she has suffered and survived through! she made it out! she did amazingly well #and it would be so so tragic and devastating at the end almost as if to say that the only ending that someone like nat can have is death #and that’s just so unfair #anyway I’m only a bit passionate about this I truly do love her character it means so much to me #also if they make misty kill nat that’s a really fucked up version of Romeo and Juliet #can you imagine? #Misty having to kill the one person that for some reason believed in her and trusted her against the odds. and she has to sacrifice AGAIN

[blackplaaague]

Whenever I'm in a dream and I open tumblr I'm always presented with these really upsetting memes that look like they're made by an eldritch horror trying to communicate with humans via things we might think are funny. I'm going to draw some for y'all, to give you a taste of what happens on Dream Tumblr, just give me a minute to recall the absolute weirdest.

#bp rambles #dreams #dreaming #weird dreams #dream meme #hey that rhymes #hope that tag isn't associated with something else

[mewpet]

I remember how much I love my girl :3

#Míya #lotr!Míya #chibi!Míya #back in that lotr mindset WOO #I want her to be happy but also SWORDS #also not dead just sick :( #But betterer now :D #altho my counting system all out of order... #i will just have to make a bunch more to get it back in sync again >.< #myart #week 11 #week 167 #hey that rhymes

[yuriwarrior]

Jesse's mom worrying about her daughter's looks, even though the way she reacted is completely normal. instead of comforting her, it's a comment on her looks. it's like she's trying to maintain some distance. God the mommy issues go insane

#i may be misinterpreting too cus idk how common of a repsonse this would be plus i dont know liberty belle that well #hey that rhymes #libby lawrence #jesse chambers #dc

[oysters-aint-for-me]

it was a mistake to start my new antidepressant the same week as my winter break started bc i feel pretty ok right now (!) but i don’t know if it’s just lack of stress or if it’s the antidepressant….but actually i think it might be at least partly the antidepressant because usually i feel aimless and at sea and pointless when i don’t have work or school, and this break i’ve felt mostly ok (?!) which uuuuuh is weird and actually quite scary. bc i mentioned this to my father (that i was feeling ok and maybe it was the new meds) even though i wasn’t going to tell anyone because i didn’t want to get anyone’s hopes up. but idk he commented that i seemed happier so what was i supposed to say. i also feel more prone to crying - like at tv and stuff. which ugh that’s so embarrassing. but also my shrink told me it was a possibility.

i guess i’m relieved in some ways because major/chronic depression is so so heavy and i’ve been so tired. i don’t feel cured by any means but i do feel a little stronger.

ALSO last night i didn’t drink ANY alcohol even though i COULD have - i was tempted but i DIDNT. which is a big deal for me. i still smoked some weed but hey. harm reduction, right? (for me alcohol is much more harmful than weed so although i do want to eventually cut down on smoking it, for now it’s a much healthier option than alcohol)

ANYWAY this has been today’s edition of Oversharin’ with Shannon

#hey that rhymes

[blinkpen]

daily warmup dungeon mons, fire level extreme rare spawn

#mog art #pixel art #fantasy #monster #hey that rhymes

[queer-in-a-cornfield]

I have officially changed my AO3 username!

YourFriendlyNeighborhoodFanficWriter

queer_in_a_cornfield

✨woo✨

#so it’s shorter and fits with my tumblr and tiktok #hooray for me #ao3 #hey that rhymes #lol

[johannepetereric]

Awwwwww :( Mihawk killed off Don Kreig already!

Guy didn’t even make it in time to harass the Baratie!

#hey that rhymes #one piece live action #ep5 #don kreig #dracule mihawk

[roennq]

Of ALL the bots that have liked my posts so far, this one has, arguably, the catchiest of names:

Before today, the closest to interesting was rawmicrocomputer5.

#thoughtfulherringwinnerzipper #hey that rhymes #juxtaposition is strong in this one #catchy names #tumblr bots #bots #sorry if i got this wrong and you're a real person please get in touch

[bioluminescent-obscurity]

here are some of the more cinematic (or amusing) from shots from day 1 of the NA pride march! and here’s a link to my favourite overheard quotes from today.

if you have any spare cash, consider donating to Rainbow Railroad via Tyria Pride 2022! it’s a fundraiser to help lgbtq+ refugees, plus you’ll be eligible for a giveaway :D

bonus cameo: the iconic duo of @commanderyes​ and @commander-titania​!

#guild wars 2 #tyria pride #tyria pride 2022 #it was so nice seeing everyone!!! #hoping to see you all again soon for the lion's arch march #hey that rhymes #from the ebonhawke walk to the lion's arch march #ha #maunder tag #i am posting about guild wars 2 again #gw2

[margbarcisforever]

the word sapphic makes me want to swerve into oncoming traffic

#hey that rhymes

[jasontoddsguns]

Also to be fair to Young Justice Superman, the reason for his discomfort seems to be the reasonable one of "this violated my bodily autonomy, in some sense". There also doesn't seem to be a Kara or a bottled city of Kandor, he doesn't even know the Phantom Zone is a thing, so he's also reacting to the only other Kryptonian he's ever met being a product of this violation of his bodily autonomy. But like, season 2 was, for Conner, dealing with someone, maybe unintentionally, having violated his autonomy, and they wanted him to forgive that person, and to have him on good terms with Clark by next season, so like. Just give them one good talk in Season 2! It could make him forgiving Megan feeling more appropriate, cue people in to why Clark seems OoC, earn Clark and Connor's relationship in the later seasons, wrap up Connor's arc from season 1.

So many problems would be solved by good communication and a honest conversation.

#dc #asks #inbox #anon #young justice #conner kent #superboy #hey that rhymes #Etrigan has nothing on me