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#heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy I'm just a little guyy noo it's also my birthday
tr0llskog · 2 years
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Zhongli and Venti about each other:
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Me: They are in love your honor
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alhexy · 2 years
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BIRTHDAY BOY !!! ME ! AM OLDER NOW !!!!! HE HE !!! SO OLD AND AGED LIKE CHEESE AND WINE !!!
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sexybritishllama · 11 months
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every time i fuck with an enemy much stronger than me in totk and rapidly realise i've made a mistake i react like that one tweet of the guy that's like 'heyheyheyyy c'maahn i'm a little guy, i'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, i'm a little birthday boyy'
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ambyandony · 4 months
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The monster au formaggio sketch page that will not get its remaster for quite some time . It’s rly funny tho so enjoy it
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Top: Image of Narancia and Formaggio facing off with fire lighting. The back of Narancia's head is in front of the camera but off to the side slightly, and Formaggio is standing up from a kneeling position (the action captioned as " *gets up* "). Then it shows Formaggio 'fully' standing up, captioned as " *keeps getting taller* ", to which Narancia's posture becomes alert yet loses guard accompanied by a little question mark. Formaggio continues to get taller despite seemingly having been at full height (captioned " *KEEPS GOING* "), with a photograph of two reaching-forward hands overlaid reaching towards Narancia, to which Narancia becomes alarmed with a yelp of "What the FUCK".
Middle left: An image of Ghiaccio, an ailuranthrope ("werecat"), sat in front of a laptop. Ghiaccio is partially transformed, with cat ears flattened in annoyance, and clawed hands, with which he's grabbing one of Formaggio's hands to stop him reaching over. Ghiaccio glares and snaps, "Try it I FUCKIN dare you" (the implication being that, because Ghiaccio is catlike, Formaggio had tried to pet his head). Formaggio is standing off to the side with an alarmed 'smile' and a single utterance of "fuck"
Middle right: Formaggio, looking nervous, hands up in a gesture of 'surrender', with a speech bubble consisting of text from a post reading "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I‘m a little birthday boyy"
Bottom left: An image of Formaggio, holding up a teacup with the word "Gatto" written on it, the teacup containing a single tiny cat. another tiny cat is in his pocket. Formaggio gestures pointedly to the teacup and says, "I think you guys just don't understand art."
Bottom centre: A tiny simplified depiction of Formaggio wearing a black cat-ear headband. Off-screen dialogue from Risotto reads, "Take the cat ears off this is serious"
Bottom right: An image of Formaggio, smiling cheerfully while getting clawed in the face by a very angry cat he's holding. Off-screen, Illuso prompts, "what the fuck happened", to which Formaggio responds, "This is Romeo. I found him in a drain pipe and he fuckin hates me".
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sparrowhero · 1 year
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Assorted Hawks Boyfriend Headcanons
He wants to be a good boyfriend, for real.  He tries his best, but the HPSC is a real pain in his ass and his own workaholic nature can get in the way with the man who’s far too fast for his own good.  Sometimes he puts a little bit too much on his plate, and takes way too much on himself, so it’s ironic that patience is the most necessary virtue.
Doesn’t date around very much.  The HPSC is VERY strict about his image as ‘everyone’s Hawks’ and they bitch him out about you a lot as things get more serious.  If you’re a pro, even moreso, but if you’re some no-name civilian, they’re a bit more lenient.  He’s good about letting it fall off his back for the most part.
He’ll be late for dates, but never on purpose– unless it’s to surprise you with something!  He thinks your glee is just as funny as you being shocked, so watch out.  He also thinks it’s cute when you’re (just a little) mad.
Likes to kiss your nose when you’re mad.  If you’re shorter than him, he bows his head and looks at you so sweetly, brows furrowed together in faux innocence and asks forgiveness  If you’re taller than him, he flashes a big smile up at you and likes to take your face in his hands and squish your cheeks together while he pleads his case that you were just too cute not to tease a little bit.
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He’s not insecure about his height.  If anything, he’s very much this tweet:
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(text description: a twitter tweet from Arson Welles @ PissJugTycoon that says "I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull up their fist to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked)
Doesn’t mind if you don’t like heights, can’t fly, or have other reasons you cannot join him in the air either by his side or in his arms.  While he prefers to fly around, he’s also fine to walk around “the normal way” or meet up in a secluded place to spend time together.
He’s got expensive taste for himself and dresses himself well (especially because a lot of what he wears has to be tailored with his wings.)  But he’d be over the moon with delight for anything homemade, no matter the skill set.  He’s just as much the type to wear it immediately or keep it at home just to stare and smile wistfully at when he’s missing you.  Kind of a hoarder of sentimental things.
Flops on you like a rag doll whenever possible, completely bonelessly.  He likes to cuddle close in between your neck and shoulders.  His wings flap a little bit when he’s happy and content.
He can only really sleep on his stomach comfortably if he’s not sleeping sitting up, so if you’re taking a nap together, good luck getting out from under his wings.  He spreads those things fully when he’s relaxing and they’re heavier than they look.  He likes it when you use him as a lap pillow too.
Will absolutely not tell you his real name for an absurdly long time.  Trust doesn’t come easy to him for things like that, and he justifies it as being for both of your safety.  Enjoys you making guesses as to what his name COULD be and if you guys are going out somewhere incognito (or as incognito as you can be given he’s a celebrity), he likes to use the various fake names you’ve guessed.
Whenever you get close, his eyes crinkle juuuust a little bit in a bittersweet mix of emotions.  He’ll tell you…eventually.
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sombrashe · 7 months
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Wraith, talking about Octane:
I dated a 5'5 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked
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happy-hermit · 1 year
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he gives off "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" energy
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blazevillains · 2 years
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[id: a screenshot of a tweet where the op is edited to be clownpierce. it's edited to read "I partnered with a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereapon my partner would go 'heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm just a little birthday boyy' & it always failed'". Branzy's skin is transparently overlaid over the edited tweet, signifying that it's about him. /end id]
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newtlesbian · 10 months
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the limo scene charlie is sooooo “heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy”
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milfchellepfeiffer · 2 years
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heyheyheyyy c'maahn i'm a little guy, i'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, i'm a little birthday boyy
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cometcrystal · 8 months
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heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I‘m a little birthday boyy
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charleslovemustdie · 1 year
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heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy 🥺🥰
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birthdays are just as good a date as any.
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icantsaveyou · 2 years
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tim could have stopped the titans tower attack by jason entirely if he simply said "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" to him. there is a 100% guarantee this would work
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lilacsocietyart · 1 year
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could you draw roman roy a la “heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy”
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not exactly what you were asking for but Roman Roy sketch upon ye
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thefuturewithoutus · 1 year
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x6-88: um. who is this
deacon sweating heavily: heyheyheyyy c'maahn i'm a little guy, i'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, i'm a little birthday boyy
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zorcskhakis · 2 years
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heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy
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