Being with an ooman brought forth a good number of oddities, most of which they adored.
You were different from them, in terms of looks, yes, but also in terms of culture. And as they whiped away the liquid streaming from your eyes they realized once again how different you were in terms of morals as well.
"I'm a monster!" you sobbed, your voice frantic and shaky, and they took you into their arms on instinct at the sound.
"You're overreacting." They attempted to console you, which didn't quite work as intended they came to realize as you slapped their chest.
"I killed it! The poor little fella... they already have such a short lifespan..."
Seeing you in so much pain over the death of a being that didn't even have a conscience, they wondered how you managed to think of them as anything other than a monster. With their walls of proudly displayed trophies.
Some of them had only half your life expectancy, some lived longer than them. Some even had family.
"Fella?" they instead focused on consoling you through your strange breakdown "what makes you so sure it was male?"
You gasped, your eyes suddenly wide in horror "I didnt even think of that! What if it was female? What if it was expecting? What if I just killed an entire bloodline??!"
Though they were apparently not very good at it.
Unsure on what to do or say, they simply continued to hold you, the purring that they've subconsciously started to do getting louder.
"If it brings you any comfort", they began quietly as they heard your sobbing come to a slow stop "its unlikely it felt any pain, being the size that it was."
"It does," you mumbled, only parting from them shortly to whipe at your face "thank you."
They simply nodded.
How your species managed to become your planets apex predators remained a mystery to them.
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NO YOU DONT EVEN GET IT PHIL CONNORS LIVED HIS WHOLE LIFE IN CONTROL. HE THOUGHT HE HAD SO MUCH POWER BECAUSE HE BASICALLY DECIDED WHAT HAPPENED THE NEXT DAY/WEEK WEATHER-WISE. HE WAS LIKE THE GROUNDHOG PHIL. BUT THEN WHAT HE PREDICTED WAS WRONG AND THERE WAS A BLIZZARD. PHIL WAS FINE BEFORE HIS PREDICTION WAS WRONG. HE LOST THE CONTROL HED ALWAYS HAD.
FUCK I LOVE GROUNDHOG DAY
YES HELLO
and then he starts predicting in a different way he starts predicting people and interactions and relationships but even the literal time-altering event can’t get him a perfect prediction. he learns to stop expecting to be in control, to stop wanting to *know* everything that he can use just to help himself.
wait this ask reminded me of my favorite letterboxd review ever hold on-
are you seeing this shit maddie
also phil connors’ parallels with Punxsutawney phil are so so important. thankb you
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iammsilvestre Let’s go Team Yellow !!! game4ukraine 💙💛
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Should keep in your wallet. 👌🏼
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This is honestly way too true, except I wanna fuck Chishiya AND let him break my heart chile lol. Arisu is 1000% hubby material 🥺
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I don't know if anyone has said this already but gorgeous by Taylor Swift is literally so acswy byler, i can't even listen to this song without thinking about them anymore
I mean like
"And I'm so furious/At you for making me feel this way"
"You should take it as a compliment/That I'm talking to everyone else here but you"
And so much more actually but they are the most accurate examples i think
you should think about the consequence of your magnetic field being A LITTLE TOO STRONG 🙄🙄🙄🙄 i will say that acswy byler is incredibly reputation coded and leave it at that but just know you are soooooo so right and this is soooooo so true 🤸🤸🤸 !!!!!!!
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