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Ron: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this bar.

Harry: Screw that! I’m not kissing any of you guys.

Hermione: *walks in*

Harry: Nevermind, rules are rules. I’ll do it.

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Hermione: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Harry: Thank you

Hermione: I didn't say that was a good thing

Harry: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Ginny: Why are Harry and Hermione sitting with their backs to each other?

Luna: They had a fight.

Ginny: Then why are they still holding hands?

Luna: They get sad when they fight.

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When Ron and Ginny are away, probably.

Harry: Hermione.

Harry: Hermioooonneee....

Harry: HERMIONE!!!!

Hermione: *in an annoyed voice* What do you want, Harry?

Harry: You.

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Harry: Life has no meaning, I survived death more than once and all for what? just to suffer. I fight for the good of the wizarding world, but I get paid a punch in the stomach for my work.

Ron: Are you okay?

Harry: Hermione stole my candy.

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Harry: So you stole candy from your parents when you were a child?

Hermione: Dad was a dentist, I had to rebel or I would never taste candy

Harry: That's juvenile delinquency!

Hermione: Are you judging me? What happened to that through thick and thin?

Harry: Yes, but I didn't say YES to being an accessory to theft.

Hermione: I've been your accomplice in worse things.

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Hermione: I have to tell you something important, and I want you to listen to me well and do what I tell you, okay?

Harry: Are you finishing me? You can't leave me!

Hermione: I'm just going to explain how to make lasagna.

Harry: Ok ...

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Hermione: I hope James doesn't do anything stupid in his first year of school.

Harry: and I really hope you're not so naive

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Harry: what am I?

Hermione: A potential disaster. That's what you are

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Hermione: If it was socially acceptable to have my name tattooed on your forehead, I would.

Harry: I only see my forehead when I look at myself in a mirror, I see my hand much more often.

Hermione: It wouldn't be for you, you know you belong to me. It is for all other women.

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Hermione: Turn around ... Yes. My choice of that tailored suit was correct. Come on, they wait for us.

Harry: Hey! Less compliments to yourself on your fashion sense and more compliments to me would be a good thing right now.

Hermione: I shouldn't have to compliment you. You're my husband. You will always see yourself properly.

Harry: Yeah, but it would be nice if you just overlooked that and told me how pretty I look in this certainly beautiful designer suit that you found.

Hermione: You are Harry Potter ... you have enough ego darling.

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Hermione: I think I'm pregnant

Harry: what?

Hermione: I really could be pregnant

Harry: Repeat that, please !!

Hermione: I'm pregnant

Harry: I'm going to be a dad

Harry* then he passed out¨ *: .....

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Hermione: I think Viktor wants to see me

Harry: why?

Hermione: because we are friends

Harry: Can't you send him a picture and that's it?

Hermione: You're being stupid

Harry: and he wants to steal my girl

Hermione: No one is going to steal from anyone ... and I am not property

Harry: I'll go with you

Hermione: Don't even dream about it

Harry: Who said it was a dream? It's a nightmare?

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Draco: do I look like a killer?

Harry: You look like an idiot to me, but anyway ...

Draco: This is serious, Potter

Hermione: Yes, you are a murderer and you kill my patience

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Harry: Honey, we are Aurors, let us do our work.

Hermione: And what exactly is your job? Do I have to stay around waiting for someone to kill you?

Harry: basically, that sums it up.

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Hermione: Harry, wait. We need to talk.

Harry: We can talk later ...

Hermione: Harry ....

Harry: First we have more important things to do.

Hermione: No, No, I didn't come to sleep with you.

Harry: .....

Hermione: At least, not just for that.

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