Tumgik
#hi i am here to drop this bc he looks SO GOOD IN THIS VIDEO
swiftinthealps · 2 days
Text
So obviously after the Joe breakup shit changed we had that ratty twatty and then suddenly travis. Like ratty twatty first of all made it seem like you know this person is like horrible yet you choose to be with him? Everyone called her (rightfully) out I feel like cause he is really a twat of a person and the whole ice spice collab to basically "save" Matty twattys image. I also felt like it was unfair of her fans to force her to break up with him I mean it's her life. And Joe during this time went through so much shit after the break up I remember he was papped and everyone made fun of how skinny he is and how horrible he looks (he had bags under his eyes on the photo) which is actually sad cause he lost his grandmother I think during that time and people were genuinely saying disgusting things and saying mother is looking so much better etc etc while Joe was having a downwards spiral. Again I understand no one knew his depression was that bad but fuck swifties can be more kind.
Exit ratty twatty enter travesty lord this man gives me the ick.
Swifties are blinded by their relationship but he is really not a good dude. I mean that video live of him pushing his coach and yelling? Videos online of him being openly racist, being a trump supporter (and also swifties are dumb they think bc he got vaccinated and bent the knee for black lives matter he is somehow Democrat?) honey trump is vaccinated as well. And just because he supported blm does not make him a good person. He was PAID to do all that performative shit.
I mean she has millions of fans, thousands of young girls thinking the blatant red flags of travesty is hot and shit. Tells me he can push her around too. (not to mention he supported his abusive friend that literally hit his wife.)
And it feels like she's forcing travesty tbh? Like girlie you wanted the art to be about you yet you let some man overshadow it. Because truly that's what's happening like swifties are more into him at this point and the relationship they made up in their head as Taylor.
This is where I got annoyed and took a step back. Each time they were seen Joe got thousands and thousands of hate just for what being introverted?
Then they attacked Emma (Joe's Co worker) for a cheating rumor THEY MADE UP and the shit they said were so genuinely disgusting she had to switch off her comments.
Then Ai audio dropped about Joe abusing Taylor and Ai videos circled making it seem like Joe is a cheater when he is NOT. fuck they even trended a sex scene with that Alison chick he worked with saying he said Alison (her real name) and not her character's name when he DID NOT. It was in the fucking series! This woman got slut shamed so bad she turned off comments too for literally WORKING with Joe. Swifties literally spread shit around that he cheated on Taylor with Emma and Alison when he didn't! And the fucking best of all Taylor was on the set while filming conversations with friends. She most likely saw it IN PERSON and they chose to say all this genuinely disgusting shit about Alison who I've learned is actually a pretty good person.
Here I got genuinely disgusted.
So okay again I understand that Taylor can't control all her fans but her silence while her cult mass harrases people?
Whats insane to me is Joe. Like the guy got so much hate because SHE CHOSE to lead fans on. When she announced ttpd everyone thought the title relates to Joe and Paul mescal
Joe got mass hate
Then the secret songs at eras being about cheating
Joe got death threats
ALL TO BE AN ALBUM ABOUT THE FUCKING SEWER RAT SHE CAN'T GET OVER?!
she literally took ALL the hate against Joe *knowing* she's releasing an album dissing her 6 weeks situationship is genuinely disgusting. I cannot fathom it.
And AND the only thing she could say about Joe is dude did not want to marry her bc he was severely depressed WHICH IS NOT HER PLACE TO TALK ABOUT HIS STRUGGLES?
like I am SORRY this man wants to d word next to her and she just didn't care and wanted to fuck Matty?
Her partner, that got her through her darkest times BTW, did not deserve this.
She let all this mass harrasment just happen to market ttpd. Like genuinely what the actual fuck. 2 innocent women Emma and Alison were attacked and called sluts for genuinely existing and breathing the same air as Joe. And the proof he did not cheat is in her OWN lyrics. (which swifties cannot seem to fucking read bc they'd rather attack Joe than admit this album is about a sewer nazi rat)
The hate Joe got made me cry. The disgusting things they said about him. Swifties literally threatening to bash his head in with a hammer or that he needs to hang himself and they'd enjoy seeing his body swinging from the roof.
Genuinely why would any person say this to anyone at any time?
And they made fun of depression like. What. The. Fuck. Just because Joe might not see it does not mean other people with crippling depression won't.
Oh and a side note she's still bringing up Kim on albums? Not just Kim Kim's CHILD?! leave the kid alone.
Genuinely feel like the most honest Taylor we got was during lover (a time which Joe helped her voice her political opinions and shit) and idk I just feel cheated on?
My whole life I've defended Taylor against everyone and I genuinely feel like she's showing her true colors now being with travesty and ratty and I cannot fathom how this is the same Taylor I'm seeing now as she was like a few years ago.
And it's not just Joe that got death threats BTW. When midnights came out and everyone gave honest reviews cause that evil Jack antonof little gay man ruined the production there were journalists literally getting so much death threats its insane.
Taylor gets (rightfully) called out and fans can't handle it.
She needs to address them ASAP. All these parasocial freaks. The people harrasing Joe. The people literally only seeing Taylor as a breeder for travestys children.
I can't genuinely I can't this is not how I want to feel about Taylor I mean I gave her my youth I looked up to her so much I feel so disappointed in the way she's acting yk?
Yes maybe she can't do jack shit about swifties but she can try.
And her staying quiet over Palestine? Her voice her one post about a ceasefire could change EVERYTHING.
idk at this point I can't stand to be around Taylor.
141 notes · View notes
x0x0josephinex0x0 · 6 months
Text
svt gym rat bf things
I am re-starting my fitness journey, and what better to motivate me than being a casual (worrying) level of obsessed with svt. So yeah once again no one asked for this but here we are, writing it anyway
Warnings: some slightly suggestive material, going to the gym/fitness/working out is the topic, meals and eating mentioned
seungcheol
-he is 100% using any gym time with you to show off/impress you/remind you he's ya man, the most overtly sexy of the gym bfs
-likes to hold eye contact while he does hip thrusts. if he's really feeling it he'll get the weights as close to your actual weight as possible, looking at you while he stacks them all up.
-the BELT FLICKS.......the belt flicks. he does it on purpose. and by god you’re grateful.
-shamelessly ogles you the whole time
-he will slap your butt after spotting you for squats and call it his boyfriend tax
-knows you think he's sexy when he works his arms or chest so he always calls you over to spot and then smirks when you get flustered
-but he doesn’t anticipate how desperately whipped he becomes watching you work out (the post lift cardio session is always of a very specific genre if u know what I mean)
-also is a sucker for you in gym clothes and buys you new gym fits every other week
Tumblr media
jeonghan
-only wants to go if you're going (poor boy is tired)
-really good at spotting though, always there to help if you need
-easily impressed when you do anything even remotely cool or beat your pr
-spends most of the time talking to you while you work out
-gets flustered when you do something he finds attractive but will NEVER admit it and tries to play it cool
-when he does finally get to the workout you are disgusted by how much bigger his arms are than yours
-i just know he got a fire gym playlist with barbiecore songs bc they get him hyped
Tumblr media
joshua
-subtle flirting in the gym is this man's love language
-meets eyes with you and winks across the squat rack, "accidentally" grabs the same weight and your hands touch and he looks up at you all dramatically, leans against the mirror to chat you up
-all smiles even when he's lifting something really heavy if you're there
-makes a plan beforehand for what you're both working that day and checks in with you periodically to see how you're doing
-does silly dances to his gym playlist to make you laugh
-gives you hugs no matter how sweaty you are
-makes sure you push yourself just enough but never too hard
-the gym selfie king -- and he knows all your best angles
Tumblr media
jun
-working out with him is a hazard because he always makes you laugh mid lift and you nearly drop what you're holding
-big proponent of stretching but mostly because he likes to see how flexible you are because he is a heaux
-he is also pretty dedicated to his workouts and knows how to keep on task at the gym, but thinks it's cute if you're bouncing off the walls a little
-switches earbuds with you while working out and then judges you when half of it is music he's a featured artist in
-he will challenge you to fake dance battles
-sneaks lil kisses between sets
Tumblr media
hoshi
-cannot contain himself because YOU CAME TO THE GYM WITH HIM, goes way too hard, and complains for the next four days about how sore he is
-"races" you on the treadmill
-takes his shirt off because "he got too sweaty" but then gets suspiciously excited when you stare at him or compliment him
-you catch him staring at you all the time
-does his squats RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE and then looks over his shoulder at u like "what r u looking at? perv"
-will do every single gym couples challenge with you, sends you videos throughout the week being like "we should try this"
Tumblr media
wonwoo:
-another tired boy, but he does plan what he's going to work out at the gym every time and appreciates you following his schedule with him to keep each other on track
-workouts are usually not aerobic heavy so there's a lot of eye contact with him too
-cannot keep a smile off his face when you hype him up while he lifts, which is almost reason enough for him to do it
-is also super encouraging -- when you're challenging yourself to do something you've never done or trying to break a pr he's always so supportive and sweet
-lets you pick out matching gym fits to wear and always loves how happy you get when he comes out in his
Tumblr media
jihoon:
-this man is the ultimate gym buddy and personal trainer
-if u express even a vague interest in working out he will sit you down to discuss goals and expectations and then come to your first gym session with a written, illustrated schedule targeting your specific body type & goals
-meal preps for u :(:(:(:(
-THE BEST spotter and also why do i feel like he has weird amounts of chiropractic knowledge and will be able to help you stretch SO well
-you can ask him any question about any workout and he knows the answer
-for some reason being in the gym with jihoon is so romantic to me like??? i feel like he'd be spotting you while you lift and he'd just lightly touch your arms to steady you and you'd be a blushing mess and so would he and then you'd go make out after
-worried you’re gonna get hurt so it’s sometimes hard for him to complete his workouts bc he’s watching your form
Tumblr media
seokmin:
-going to the gym with seokmin would be a disaster in the best way
-will you work out? yes
-will it mostly be your abs, from laughing at him the entire time? also yes
-he will do bicep curls at you AGGRESSIVELY while he blasts careless whisper over the gym speakers
-his squats are all excuses to throw it back/twerk into you
-is also down for a couples challenge or two
-would be very complimentary of your muscles even if you don't feel like they're that good
-counts down your reps in a silly voice
-he ALSO has really good belt flicks but kind of by accident, and when he catches you blushing he'll tease you about it
Tumblr media
mingyu:
-another elite-level gym buddy bf
-does love shots with your preworkout & makes the BEST post-gym meals
-he would also totally be that guy who has you kneel on his feet when he does sit-ups or lay beneath him while he does pushups so he can kiss you every time
-he is also an ogler. he will stare shamelessly at your butt as you walk by
-you might try to do a couples challenge once, but he's clumsy af and it didn't end well so you vowed never to do it again
-he's just a big baby so every time you exclaim over how nice his body is he'll get all shy
-also of course this man is posting up in a backwards baseball cap, a black skintight shirt, and gray sweatpants ON PURPOSE but he'll pretend he doesn't know he's committing literal crimes
-enthusiastically encourages you “one more rep babe one more you got this YEAHHHHH”
Tumblr media
minghao:
-i see him more as a yoga/barre guy than a lifting guy
-also very good at stretching you out
-gets embarrassed when you watch him push through a difficult workout bc you're practically drooling at how attractive it is
-but he's also surprisingly goofy in the gym with you and makes sure you’re both having a good time
-loves to do those couple yoga poses and couple stretches
-also is down to help you with boxing or jiu jitsu moves
-post-gym glow is real on minghao
-hard to keep ur hands off each other after you get home hehehehehehehe
Tumblr media
seungkwan:
-leg day is every day. so many squats are being done
-he also makes you laugh a lot
-for any aerobic workouts you are either getting in the pool with the grannies for water aerobics or ur doing Zumba there is no in between
-takes you on runs to beautiful spots in the city
-gets competitive about working out with you so if you do more reps than him or run a lil faster he pushes himself too hard
-is always prepared: the night before, he’ll set out your gym clothes, fill your water bottle and put it in the fridge, portion out the preworkout, etc
vernon:
-wants to share gym playlists, so he has one earbud of yours in the gym at all times
-surprises himself with how much he’s staring at you because wow he likes you in that tight shirt and leggings
-I can see him being really methodical about working out, so he kinda gets lost in it and forgets you’re alive, until you do your little dances around him
-he loves it when you show off for him so he can compliment you bc he’s kind of shy to do it without a reason bc then he’d have to admit how much he’s forgetting to work out because he’s paying attention to you
-gives you kisses to congratulate you when you reach milestones
chan
-he would also be elite level gym buddy bf
-uses gentle hands to correct your form if he’s worried you’re gonna hurt yourself 🫠
-he is also goofy in the gym but he also knows exactly when to be serious
-almost more committed to your goals than you are and goes buck wild when you reach a goal of any sort bc he is AN ADORABLE CUTIEPIE
-it’s the little things for him — like when you hum along to the song in your ears when you’re re-racking the smaller weights, he’s just so smitten with you
-idk why but I feel that he would be so good to you when you’re feeling that post gym soreness. he’s on that draw you an epsom salt bath, give you a massage, bring you Gatorade type beat
251 notes · View notes
sillygoobermanlol · 7 months
Text
MIGUEL X GN VILLAIN SPIDER READER CHAPTER 2: The Calm Before The Storm
This chapter is gonna be short but A LOT starts happening in the next so for this one I just wanted it to be short and sweet. Like I said I do wanna post this on A03 aswell bc thats just better tumbler is kinda just a test run lol.
everything is going great for you and Miguel.
It had been a month since the bite. Miguel indulged himself in his work, meanwhile you were still figuring out what was going on with your body. Your body had changed, you were bigger and stronger. Just a week ago a web of some sort shot out of your wrist and you now noticed the small holes that were there, you weren’t crazy you knew that now but what did this mean? You spent weeks thinking to yourself replaying everything in your head that took place the last few weeks, it did take you a while to tie it back to the spider but when you did everything made sense.
You thought about telling Miguel but would he believe you? He was always more of a logical kind of guy and would probably just call you crazy, and honestly you wouldn’t blame him this WAS crazy. How the hell does a spider manage to give you “powers”? You always thought Alchemax was weird but not weird enough to carry super spiders.
It was almost 12 am when Miguel finally came home, exhausted as always. He had started working on a project and he was staying after hours at Achemax more often, you’re pretty sure he’s even spent the night there too. You tell him to take it easy but he just dismisses you saying its “groundbreaking.” Whatever, you thought, not more groundbreaking then what was happening to you.
“Hey.” your voice echoed in the kitchen,
Miguel jumped almost dropping his microwave dinner, “Good god! you cant just sneak up on me in the dark like that!” he said fixing his glasses. You turned on the kitchen light, your light sensitivity was getting better now it just took you a while to adjust to the light. Miguel really did look tired, he must’ve noticed your concern because he sighed, “I’m okay, please just stop worrying,” he said putting the dinner in the microwave and turning it on, a soft hum filling in the quiet space until you spoke. “Miguel I get it, whatever it is you’re working on is important but is it worth killing yourself over?” you said getting a sigh out of him, “I’m not-” he cut himself off and grumbled before continuing.
“I’m not killing myself, you just have to trust me on this one. What I’m doing is going to change the world,” he said, “I know, and I’m sure of it. Just take care of yourself big guy.” you say giving him a pat on the shoulder, he smiled at you grateful that at least someone believed in him.
Another month passed, you had gotten used to your abilities for the most part. Occasionally stopping a corner store robbery here and there, your presence was made known “spider-man” is what they called you, some low quality videos of you on the web and few dozen newspaper articles. You weren’t really sure if you want to be out there yet so you kept it lowkey for a while, Miguel had been planning some kind of showcasing for his project and you supported him on this idea. He still hadn’t really told you what it was, every time you asked he dodged the question like a bullet so you can’t lie that you were excited to see what he had been working on for all this time.
You unenthusiastically mopped the bathroom floor of Alchemax, this job was absolutely insufferable. it was quiet until Miguel barged through the door talking about a million miles per hour switching from Spanish to English, “Woah Woah, okay what?” you say stopping your movements. “The showcase is this Sunday, THIS SUNDAY.” he looked excited yet panicked at the same time pacing around the small space, “That’s great! What time? I’m totally going.” you ask trying to be supportive. “8 pm, there’s just so much to do. I’ve got to prepare and-” he takes a deep breath, “Very important people are going to be there I cant mess this up.” he says. “You wont, you’re freaking awesome there’s no way they’re gonna reject you.” You smile continuing to mop,
Your words seem to calm Miguel, he drags you into a big hug one that almost lifted your feet off the ground. You chuckle pulling away, “Okay okay, don’t you have a showcase to plan? Shoo,” you wave him away but he just stands in front of you with a giddy smile on his face. “You’re really important to me you know that? I swear you’re gonna be proud of me after this.” he said softly, “I already am.” you say in response to his heartfelt words. You two smile at each other for a little while more before he leaves, your heart felt heavy of love for him you would do anything for that man.
The next few days Miguel planned intensely for the showcase he needed everything to be perfect, he even bought a nice new suit for himself. You decided to follow in his footsteps and get something nice too for the showcase as well, you picked up a beautiful red and blue suit that would look great on you it even made you more excited to attend. Everything was okay, and going well you had never felt more like yourself. Spider man was showing up more and more over time, you weren’t so scared anymore.
47 notes · View notes
mschimdt · 11 months
Text
abc miles quaritch headcanons nsfw + short fluff story
i have a quaritch brainrot and there isnt enough content out there to FEED ME so i gotta feed myself, this has no plot btw (i left out some letters bc i didnt know what to put for them)
800 words
Tumblr media
A-arousal (what turns him on)
quaritch can get turned on by litteraly anything, but especially when you have attitude, it turns him on knowing that hes gonna fuck the attitude out of you
A2-aftercare (how he takes care of you)
he'll run you either a bath or shower, normally bath because your legs basically go limp, then he kisses every inch of you and you both drift off to sleep
A3-Agressive (how agressive he is during sex)
very agressive and mean, but he makes up for it with aftercare, he also takes his anger out on you sometimes, during sex, never arguing tho, he doesnt like scaring you and will take his anger out on another recom if he has to, never on you
B-body part (his favorite part of your body)
quaritch is both a tit amd ass man, but hes more of a tit one, if he had the chance to he'd either fuck your tits or he'd use them as pillows
C-clothing (if he prefers clothing during sex)
sure he'd enjoy it if you wore sexy clothes during sex, but he likes it even more when youre completley nakes under him, it makes him feel like he has more power
D-degrading (if he degrades you or no)
ooh this man deffo enjoys degrading you, will whisper the nastiest and meanest shit in your ears knowing you get off to it
E-edging (does he edge you?)
damn well he does, he enjoys edging you then sropping whatever he was doing to hear your begs
F-face riding (does he enjoy it when you ride his face?)
normally when he lets you ride his face, hes fisting his cock behind you to your noises, he likes it when you ride his face mainly because he has lota of control over you
H-head (how often you give him head)
you give quaritch head alot, and you dont really complain because you love making him feel good, you usually give him head when yours too tired to have sex
J-jerk off (where he jerks off)
quaritch has no shame and will jerk off next to you, doesnt matter if youre awake or asleep, sometimes if youre awake you fist his cock to help him
K-kinks (just kinks)
quaritch has many kinks, but his favorite is degrading, he just loves dominating you, tying you up, you name it he's probably done it
P-porn (if he watches porn)
no not really since its not available on pandora, thats why he makes his own little private videos with you, he doesnt share them with anyone and keeps them to himself to use sometimes
Q-quiet (how loud you both are)
you both are no where near quiet, atleast you arent, but really no one cares, he likes it when people complain about the noise next moeming
R-rest (if he rests after it)
no, usually no unless its night or he had a rough day
S-sex drive (how horny he is)
hes always horny, trust me even when you arent soing anything intimate, if he looks your way he's immediatley horny, but when he iant hes loving and caring
T-thurst (his pace)
usually he has a very fast pace, but sometimes he goes slow in attempt to make love to you, only when hes in the mood for it though
to make up for how short this is, heres a short story ig, isk what to consider it, ita just fluff no smut
quaritch walked into your room, it was almost 1 am and you were confused as to why hes here at this time, sure you both were dating but its still weird why he'd be here
you watched him walk towards your bed and plop himself down on it laying himself next to you
"whyre you here at this time? not to be rude or anything, just a question" you said trying not to sound rude or annoyed because you really didnt mind his presence, you liked being around him
"no reason, i was just bored thought id drop in ere'" he said, sleepy voice, his sleepy voice was so goodamn hot
you saw his ears twitch, you couldnt resist how cute his ears fucking are, you crouched over to him raising your leg over his slim waist straddling him while he was asleep, he looked tired and that was confirmed when he didnt make a move to get you off him
he just moved his hand up to your thigh and soothingly rubbed his fingers across it
you laid yourself down on his chest legs still on both sides of his torso, you dropped your head next to his, he brpught his hand up to your hair playing with it slightly before you felt the movement stop
quaritch was fast asleepx he usually doesnt sleep first, seems like he had a tough day
you loved how he looked while asleep, its the most peaceful you see him, you admire his face slowly drifting to sleep after him
133 notes · View notes
crow-in-a-teapot · 8 months
Text
unreal unearth first impressions
OKAY REALISING I AM RELISTENING TO THIS ALBUM FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME JUST TODAY ACCIDENTALLY SO IIM GONNA QUICKLY WRITE DOWN MY FIRST IMPRESSIONS BC IM ALREADY BEGINNING TO ACTUALY THINK ABOUT THINGS AND LOOK AT LYRICS AND READ OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINIONS, so here is an only slightly tainted not quite first impression of unreal unearth from me (obviously the singls ive heard before but)
de selby (part 1) i turned on the album sitting in the absolute dark, ten minutes past twelve at night, this started playing, cue instant tears. i think i was just hit with 'this is the most beautiful thing ive ever heard' and i wasn't expecting that from de selby 1 for some reason. and when the irish kicked in that just. no words, just crying and im what two minutes in. i wasn't even thinking about what he'd been saying about connemara in the dark and mirrors of people you used to know (i'd seen him talk about it, but purposefully skipped the actual song when it came up online) it was just. de selby 1. and the part as gaeilge
de selby (part 2) sexy groovy silly fun, it's really growing on me, thinking about 'i'd still know you, not being shown you
i only need the workin' of my hands' also i cant wait to read third policeman and look at this completely differently
first time the beginning was jarring, and then at the lyric about his name i kind of :( i also liked the lethe/liffey parallel, it's so very hozier of him to do that. god the push and pull of there must have been something off from the beginning? if every time they called him baby he died? something like that was my first interpretation, now im wondering if it's because it's not his name and they're the one that made his name sound wonderful for once. intellectualising that part of the lyrics kind of ruins it for me ngl, i think it's more about how it feels, i think it feels like contrast like not knowing if it hurts or is wonderful. little detail of when he says come here to me and it sounds so casual and irish like come here to me tell me, i really love it. and the final lyric hurt. really impeccable timing for a breakup album like
francesca why can't i listen to i'd tell them put me back in it for the first time again WHY CAN'T I LISTEN TO I'D TELL THEM PUT ME BACK IN IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN AND REEXPERIENCE THAT. my favourite thing from this hozier era might just be that music video (over all the other ones help)
i, carrion (icarian) is just really devastating. sunlight but what if you wanted your heart to be torn to shreds. the imagery is so vivid
eat your young is growing on me too, the lyrics are just so good. they're just SO GOOD, their rhythm is so satisfying they fit together so smoothly, and at this point it's just as fun and danceable as something like de selby 2
damage gets done is kind of pop? it made me think of the bones ft marren morris
who we are [had to remove a section here] the vocals are otherwordly. the drums are gorgeously frantic. quietly it slips through your fingers love??? falling from you drop by drop??? HOLD ME LIKE A KNIFE???makes me physically ache
son of nyx i'm so glad this is here, an instrumental was something that really could put me back to where i was mentally with de selby (part 1). first thing i thought was i can't wait to learn the piano part. i've seen people say this, but it does seem like the obvious, it's an instrumental that just belongs in a movie
all things end all things do end so real. very cool how much of a direct inflence gospel music is
to someone from a warm climate (uiscefhuarithe) i can't wait to relisten to this one again and again, the parallels between being a child warming up a bed and jumping to later in time with a lover aaaa so tender NATURAL AS ANOTHER LEG AROUND YOU IN THE BEDFRAME AAAA
butchered tongue A FAVOURITE A FAVOURITE foreigner's god but softer, how can i listen to this and ever leave ireland how can i listen to this and feel like this and be packing suitcases what is wrong with meeeeee. the violin and the instrumence. jesus christ. instantly picturing my road signs when he started singing about the native ones
anything but THIS SONG STARTED AND I INSTANTLY STARTED SMILING COMPLETELY INVOLUNTARILY, THOUGHT OF ALMOST (SWEET MUSIC) i started thinking of bright lion king imagery before he even started talking about stampedes and hoofbeats. and the vocals here too, so overwhelmed by how cheerful and joyous it sounded that i really didnt pay attention to lyrics, so it'll be cool to look deeper later
abstract (psychopomp) the production here i was very unsure about, because there was something that made me think if it were more rustic/intrumental and less modern, it might have hit me even harder, like there might have been a way to elevate it further. it made me think of colours and purples and reds and oranges, another really visual song, like i, carrion. it's really gorgeous. SEE HOW IT SHINES will be in my head for a long long time... ugh it's all so bittersweet and sad and beautiful. all my love and terror there balanced between those eyes what a line
unknown / nth if you've scrolled through my accunt for longer than a second you know how i feel about unknown / nth
first light i was hit with such intense terror that this was the last song of the album. what am i supposed to do for the next decade without music to look forward to while andrew goes back into hibernation under bray train station jean jacket lost and found or whatever. so i didnt play and instead did this musing on how beautiful the vocals throughout the album are and how funny it was in the zach sang interview when he talked about singing instead of playing instruments when recording songs because he's 'better at singing than most intruments' and his producer just wouldnt replace those voice recordings and that's why there are so many choirs and zach is basically like 'you absolute weirdo no one else has the talent to do that but ok' (affectionate) (paraphrasing). i love the drums so much. i love the strings so much too. A VOICE YOUR BODY JUMPS TO CALLING OUT YOUR NAME :(((((((((((( imagining hearing this in the 3arena and having colours break out across the whole ceiling ill remember those lights during no plan in 2019 forever im an indoor concert girlie forever what they can do visually is so magical.. i saw a good omens edit of this today already i love you good omens fans
not to sound like a broken record i wish swan upon leda and through me the flood and love of were on this and maybe even but the wages and
43 notes · View notes
gacha-hellcorner · 2 years
Text
Footloose!
Part 1  || Part 2
I saw this on tiktok, and now I’m thinking about asking the Twisted Boys to do it with you ♡
GN reader, assuming you are the one being lifted
Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, and Octavinelle 
Heartslabyul 
Riddle
Pls don’t make him do this 
Probably refuses 
He doesn’t want to drop you 
Is honored you asked him though and is a little flustered about it
Trey 
Refuses at first, but if you beg enough, he’ll most likely fold
shoot him the puppy eyes 
Probably takes a few times to get it down properly but never drops you 
He has those baker arms ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
8/10
Cater 
Probably came up to you and asked to be his partner for this trend 
Takes some tries to get it down as well 
very excited and posts it to Magicam (with your permission) #partners♡ #weslayed
will ask you to do trends with him more 
8/10
Ace 
This little shit
probably teases you about it and is a big boost to his ego that you went to him
Ok so Ace is really good at picking things up but he is also a lil shit 
Acts like he’s gonna drop you but doesn’t 
smack him 
He’ll do it properly next time though 
6/10
Deuce
Is very happy you chose him and also kind of flustered 
Baby boy may be athletic but is also clumsy 
he drops you first time rip
is in tears and apologizing at light speed 
Is determined to get it down though if you still want to 
When he eventually gets it down, he’s very proud of himself 
Asks you to send him the video bc he wants to show his mom 
6/10
Savanaclaw 
Leona 
“And why would I do that for you, Herbivore?” 
“Ok, I’ll just ask Malleus-”
“OI! Get back here!”
Aggressively picks you up and does it 
Flings you onto his bed and demands you to be his pillow for compensation 
7/10
Ruggie
“Ok! But you’ll have to pay me shishishishi~”
will do it for food or money 
Might take some tries but gets it down 
May even drop you once
5/10
Jack 
Doesn’t understand why you are asking him
My dude, look at yourself. You got arms of steel 
you can tell him it’s like a weight training thing, and he’s on board with it 
A bit stiff and but never drops you 
probably gets it in 3
8/10
Octavinelle 
Azul
Depending on your relationship, he might try to coerce you into a deal
Realizes how physical it is and starts to back down from it 
the tweels might bully him into it lol
Ok so based on what Floyd said about him in Beans Day I think he’s actually kind of strong but has like no stamina 
After some tries (assuming he doesn’t drop you), he can probably only hold it for 2 seconds 
If he does drop you, that’s it. He’s curling up into his octopot and not coming out 
3/10
Jade 
“Oya? I am honored you thought of me as a suitable partner~ ♡”
Also a teasing little shit
Is making you flustered over it 
Acts like it’s a confession or something 
Pulls it off flawlessly first try
9/10 loses a point for being a little shit 
Floyd
“Oh? Shrimpy wants to play~  ♡?”
is vibrating with excitement 
like his brother, he pulls it off in one but starts spinning you around 
“Nee nee, Shrimpy! This is SOOO much fun!”
Now, whenever he sees you he will attempt to pick you up to pull off that trick again (yes spinning included) 
You better hope he doesn’t find anymore partner tricks because he WILL be picking you up and attempting to do them with you, no warning 
Congratulations, you’ve created a monster 
6/10
654 notes · View notes
cinemastyles-backup · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
Summary: Anon request - "Can you do another one shot based on what happens after lights camera action, like their career together and how they grow closer through filming and work bc I need it so badly tysm”
Warnings: SMUT18+, strong language, unprotected sex, fingering, masterbation, oral, creampie, general filth
My original CinemaStyles-blog has been terminated, so I created a new one.
"Great job, today guys." Ben says. I tie my robe around me and smile, "Hey, thanks." He nods and exits the room. I look over at Harry who is laying on the bed with a sheet thrown over him.
I walk over and slowly crawl onto the bed and rest my chin on his arm that's tucked behind his head, "What's Harry thinking?"
He lets out a small sigh and turns his head, "I'm just happy we're doing this." I smile, "Honestly, me too." He turns his head and looks at me, his one curl ticking my nose. I scrunch it and he brushes his hair away and rolls over to face me.
I trace his one sparrow tattoo lightly with my finger, "I'm happy here. My boss doesn't yell at me." I look up at him and smirk. He leans in and kisses my forehead, "I could never yell at you."
"I have to say, I am pretty impressed with how quickly you became comfortable with the whole cameras on you while you're being fucked thing." He chuckles slightly.
"I do it with someone I fully trust, and I know if I had any issue whatsoever, you'd take care of it right away." I smile and run my fingers through his hair.
He smiles and closes his eyes as I play with his hair, "Are you hungry? Want to grab dinner before we head home?"
I nod, "Sounds great. I just need to clean up, I can feel my mascara under my eyes. I don't want to go out looking like a rat."
He grabs my chin and shakes my head gently, "You're a very beautiful rat ." He kisses my head, "I'll meet you out front."
—— "Ready?" He asks holding his hand out. I smile and take his hand, "Yep." We walk out to his car and he opens the door for me. I slip in and smile up at him as he shuts it.
He gets in and looks over at me, "Move in with me."
My mouth drops slightly, "R-really?" He shrugs, "No use in having your apartment if you're always at mine." He smirks over at me before he starts driving.
"Plus." He bites his bottom lip and chuckles, "it'll be easier for me to just roll over and fuck you awake."
His words make me clench my thighs together, "Right." I bite my lip, "Okay." I look over at him, "I'll move in with you."
He reaches over and lays a hand on my knee, giving it a gentle squeeze, "Great."
I lay a hand on his and look out the window.
"What's y/n thinking?" He taps his finger on my leg to get my attention. I let out a sigh and smile, "Just how comfortable and safe I feel with you."
"I'm glad that I make you feel those things. I know I can be an asshole but I try not to be to you. You've done nothing but support me. You mean the world to me, y/n." He stops at a red light and looks over at me.
I look over at him and the red glow from the light makes him look so irresistible.
"We're having sex tonight." The words roll off my tongue with ease, "You look so fucking good right now."
He smirks and shakes his head, "Someone's bold tonight."
I reach over and tangle my fingers in his hair, "You're addicting, Harry. I've never had anyone care for me like you do, and I feel like we've grown so much closer since we did that video, I just-" I shrug and look down with a slightly embarrassed laugh, "Sorry."
He starts to drive again, "y/n. I feel the same way with you. I totally understand what you-" he stops talking and looks up, "Nice turn signal you fucking asshole."
I giggle and rest my head back while still looking at him. He lays his hand back on mine and sighs, "Having sex with you is absolutely incredible because I genuinely love you."
My head jolts up and my heart starts beating faster, "Y-you-" I stare at him until he confirms what came out of his mouth.
We pull into the parking lot and he turns to me, "I love you." He smiles but quickly shakes his head, "It's not because of the sex, y/n. That's truly a bonus. I get to go to work every day with my best friend. Come home with my best friend. I don't feel almost completely empty anymore."
He reaches over and tucks hair behind my ear, "Too much?"
I shake my head and lean over to kiss him, "You said it perfectly." I lean back in my seat, "Because that's how I feel. If we're being honest here, I've loved you since- well, not to be dramatic, but probably since the first time I seen you."
I tilt my head and squint, "Maybe it's the hair."
He smiles and looks away shaking his head.
"Kidding. Kidding." I laugh, "Well."
He turns his head towards me quickly.
"I'm kidding,.. although I do love your hair." I twirl it around my finger, "I tried to hate you for doing this line of work. Mainly because I was jealous and I never thought I could do it too, nor did you want me to."
He tilts his head against the headrest, "That's why I asked you to do it. I like doing porn, but I wanted someone I was comfortable with for once, someone I didn't specifically fuck just to get a paycheck."
"Unless I physically can't, I don't think I'd ever say no to you." I wink and lay a hand on my stomach, "Can we finish this over dinner? I'm starving.
He nods and gets out and comes around to my door, "Let's eat so we can get home and you can do whatever you want to me." He pulls me closer and kisses my head as we walk towards the restaurant.
——
I giggle as we walk out and Harry laughs, "Someone had a bit too much to drink, didn't they?" He teases.
"Mm, maybe?" I giggle as I lean against the car. I hold my arms out and Harry walks over to me. I grab his shirt and look up at him, "I have a few ideas for our website, channel thingy."
He steps closer to me and pins me against the car with his body, "Yeah?" He brushes his finger against my cheek. I nod, "Oh yes."
"Tell me on the ride home, yeah?" He opens the door and I get in, letting out a sigh. I look over at him as he gets in, "I want you to cum all over my face."
He raises his eyebrows, "Someone is definitely feeling bold." He smirks at me, "But I can do that."
"And I want you to fuck me while I'm handcuffed." I bite my lip, "Harry." I whimper, "I can't wait to fuck you."
"I can't wait to fuck you." He slides a hand up my leg, "Why don't you show me that pretty little pussy of yours, hmm? Get it nice and wet for me."
"Already there, but okay." I slip my pants off and turn towards him slightly as I bring my knees up and spread them.
Harry groans at the sight and reaches over, his fingers brush my clit and I moan at the feeling, "So fucking sexy."
"I can't wait to feel you." I moan as I pump two fingers in and out of me, "Your cock. Your tongue." He groans at my words. "y/n.."
"I love it when you say my name." I close my eyes and tilt my head back, finger fucking myself faster.
"That's it, baby." He reaches over and rubs my clit, "We're almost home."
I arch my back and clench around my fingers, "Ah, fuck. I'm gonna cum."
Harry slides his two fingers in against mine and goes with the rhythm of my hand, "Cum for me." He commands.
I grip the seat with my free hand and moan loudly as my orgasm hits hard.
I open my eyes and Harry pulls his fingers out, immediately bringing them up to his lips. His lips wrap around them and he moans, "You taste so good. I'm eating that pussy as soon as we get inside."
I put my pants back on as he parks and we quickly make our way up to the apartment, kissing every change we got.
He pushes me inside and kicks the door shut. He lifts me up onto the counter and takes my pants off again, "Come here." He bends down and attaches himself to my pussy, his nose bumping my clit in all the right ways.
I lean back, one arm supporting my weight and I push his head into me more with my other, "Fuck Harry!" I moan out, "So fucking good."
He grips my thighs hard enough that I'll have to check for bruising tomorrow. He moans against me, adding additional pleasure.
He looks up at me and locks eyes with mine. I watch as he eats me out, biting my lip as he sucks my clit. My lips part and I throw my head back as he brings me to my second orgasm of the night.
He slowly pulls away, wiping the corner of his mouth with his wrist, "Delicious as always." He smirks and leans in, connecting his lips with mine and pushes his tongue into my mouth so I can taste myself.
He slides me off of the counter and takes me into the bedroom. He throws me down onto the bed and unbuttons his shirt. I take off my shirt and bra and lay back on the bed, watching him undress for me.
He crawls onto the bed, "What do you want to do?" He kisses my neck, "Anything you want."
I lean back to look at him, "I just want to be close to you right now. No cameras. Just us."
"We can do that."
I tilt my head and moan as he bites a little spot and sucks, "I-I want.." I bite my lip, "I want to choke on your cock."
He chuckles against my neck, "Yeah? Anything else?"
I shake my head, "No for now." He nods and crawls off the bed, "How would you like to choke on my cock, sweetheart?"
I lay on my back and hang my head off the bed. He smirks and walks over to me, "If I get too rough just raise your hand, okay?"
I smile and nod before opening my mouth. Harry taps the head of his cock on my tongue and slides it into my mouth.
He gasps as I start to suck. Slowly starting to build up the roughness of his thrusts. I gag around him and close my eyes, tears fall from them as I moan at him reaching down to pinch my nipples.
"So fucking good." He groans, "Fuck."
He slows his thrusts down and pulls out, giving me a chance to recover, "You good?" I nod, "Yes sir." He smirks and lays down on his back next to me.
I crawl onto him, brushing my pussy against his now wet cock.
"It's just us." I whisper while resting my forehead against his. He kisses me gently, "Just us."
I slowly sink down onto him, gasping as I feel him enter me. He lays an arm over my back and cups my cheek with his other hand.
I wanted to have rough and dirty sex tonight, but after our extremely open and honest conversation in the car, making love to him just sounded perfect.
I slowly roll my hips, moaning against his lips. He lays there, letting me do what I want. He moans out a compliment every now and then.
"You're so beautiful." He brushes hair from my face and kisses my forehead, "Does that feel good?"
I nod, "So, so good." I whimper, "You.. always feel so good." I start to move my hips faster, building up another orgasm.
Harry pulls me closer, moaning into my ear, "Cum on my cock, baby." I moan loudly as I push myself all the way down on him. Ever so slowly moving my hips to help guide me through.
"Let me take over, you must be tired." He flips us over and slides back into me. I arch my back and moan as I throw a leg over him, pulling him closer to me.
"Fuck." I whimper as I grab his face to kiss him. He still has his arm tucked under me, holding me against his body. His trusts are slow and full of passion.
He nuzzled his nose against my neck, "m'gonna cum soon." I nod and turn my head to kiss him. "Where do y-"
"Anywhere." I say quickly. His thrust start to slow down and I moan as I feel his cock twitching inside of me.
"I love you." He whispers holding me close.
"I love you."
He pulls out and lays next to me, grabbing me and laying me down with him.
"I'm so glad you said yes to doing that video with me." He mumbles half asleep. I smile and cuddle against him, "Me too, Harry. Me too."
——
You can find part three here
Likes and reblogs are majorly appreciated and don’t forget to hit follow! ♥
26 notes · View notes
Text
Live Levi reaction (to DaP reacting to every pinof #3)
Ok Im almost 6 minutes in and decided I need to write down my thoughts
THE PHULGE????????
Tbh putting a “ph” in front of anything that has to do with dnp is actually peak comedy keep up the good work
I will now be referring to dnp Lore are Phore, thanks for the suggestion
I hate to break it to you Dan, but the reason it’s the most played part of the video is probably because you guys touched.
LADDERS JUMPSCARE
“It’s when you go fast in a plane, and it goes *bomp*” Im obsessed with him
This entire series is just an excuse to answer pinof questions without having to actually do another pinof
THE NACHO FANFIC???????? I actually had to pause and stim to get the gross feeling out (does anyone else do that btw?????? I call it “ick stimming”)
What is the plural of Weenus? Is it Weens? Weenuses? Weeni (pronounced “Ween-eye”)?
Bruh im only like 9 minutes in
New phore drop??????? (Phils grandma is my idol I aspire to be her)
🎵THE INTERNET IS HERE🎵
Dan making the same noise as his past self it’s making me unwell
DANS WHAT NOW????????
The fact that I know they have a proshot of ii but instead they choose to use bootleg footage (also true for The Internet is Here)
Phil forgor the diss track 🥲
Phil doesn’t like bananas so true king
“A Dil doll”
Why are their voices harmonizing on the “yeah boi”
I love Phil ❤️❤️❤️
Not to overanalyze (this entire video is an overanalysisq) but Dan did the Tongue Thing™ after he said “your mum.”
Dan talking about the Phulge AND the Phass in the same video??????
Ngl Truth Bombs was a slay. I got one for Christmas many years ago and it’s still in my room, relatively untouched because I’m scared of using all the papers
WAIT TRUTH BOMBS GOT REBRANDED???????
That’s actually so funny bc I was recently in a production of Mean Girls
“Looks like Margaret Thatcher” has me DEAD
ii being the branding for their second tour was so clever idec
STOP GUILTING ME ABOUT NOT GOING TO INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS I HAD LITERALLY NO MONEY
STOP I HAD NO JOB NO MONEY
Valid reason to end pinof /srs
“I think I am so comfortable around you that like, the brain to mouth connection? There’s no filter” that’s how you know they’re besties (this is literally what’s I’m like around my friends)
I FORGOT THEY SAID THEY WERE GONNA MAKE A TIER LIST
“You might have different opinions, but this is the correct opinion”
18 notes · View notes
luvring · 3 months
Note
NIA OMFG SO ABT THE DATING APP POST U MADE (replies could not handle the novel I am about to impose on you)
the way I am so in love with iwa but he’s the epitome of not my irl type 😭 gym bros and their bland responses to hinge prompts scare me and I feel that he would have the exact profile you were talking abt. his redeeming quality would be like. a dog.
SAME WITH ATSUMU AND IT PAINS ME. PHYSICALLY PAINS ME BC THAT IS MY HUSBAND.
Bokuto would be the exception to the gym bro thing bc he is also a himbo and it shows (in the best way possible) and no one can resist that.
half of hq would not be my type irl and the other half that would be?? I’d be too scared to try to match cause they’re. gorgeous??????? Hello???
HOWEVER Akashi’s profile would totally be like cafe date vibes, libraries and very just. CALMING AND NICE AND I’D DO THE SAME AS YOU. The only thing is I think his prompt responses (I’m on hinge so this is the only dating app format ik) wouldn’t really give you tooooo much to work with but it’s ok no one can be perfect.
I think kuroo’s would be like super bf material tho. Like the kind of profile that you’re certain gets a lot of interaction and makes you wonder if he’s even active on the app anymore LOL. also gives good responses, he’s just slightly dorky but it’s so endearing and it adds to the appeal of his profile.
I think suna’s would be super chill with like humorous undertones and I’d probably end up trying to match with him bc of that. he gives gooddddd responses that are genuinely fun and non repetitive. he’s also not dry if you end up matching.
yk what no I’m giving atsumu a chance here. his prompt responses are. interesting to say the least. dry. he comes across a bit cocky. but his pictures don’t if that makes sense??? like he comes off as a genuinely sweet guy in his photos and videos. maybe I’m just too soft for him and I’m projecting, this is embarrassing.
I wanna add something abt oikawa but I genuinely cannot think of anything other than his photos would be insanely aesthetic and pretty. responses need a bit of work and his opening lines come off a bit strong but. it’s okay. he’s perfect and can do no wrong imo 🤷🏻‍♀️
ANYWAY SORRY I JUST GOT EXCITED AND WANTED TO SHARE. YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO THE SMAU, I WOULD EAT THAT UP!!!!!
HAIII REV!! EXACTLY. exactly. i'm sorry but not even a dog is enough for me i'm like Omg little dog and then don't match I'm sorry hajime.. Bokuto... my cutie pie naoooo 😭😭 i'd like to hope he'd answer the prompts cutely/in a funny way but i still wouldn't think we'd match well and skip him... BUT!!!! I think if they replied to one of my prompts i'd reply...?! < girl who Never Ever matches first Ever. like there's a photo where their smile looks very cutesie and i'm like Why not!
Akaashi. 🙂teehee. my favoritism i'm sorry everybody. he doesn't really have photos of himself so he has to ask friends for some and there's like one photo that's dimly lit where he's smiling with fluffy hair that would make my jaw drop and tears form in my eyes i'd want him so bad. one of his prompt answers would be like. a joke about how tired he is with all the work he has. something kind of basic But i love him so it's ok. for me specifically i mention my dislike for HTTYD 3 and i think he'd reply and be like wait you're so right can u explain more or something like that and I would Start Crying tears Of Joy PLEAASELEAASE PLEAPSAPPSLEPLEPA
omg kuroo. i understand. i actually first had the idea he looks kind of dorky (/affectionate) but he has a couple good photos and a meme and it's like Oh he's so real for that. also he's totaallyyy somebody who does an audio prompt 😭 it's something fawking stupid /Affectionate and i'd show my irls and we'd be like wait he's kinda cute while we laugh BJSHFBJSD there's also a group photo somewhere on there ! and maybe a video where you can hear him cackling! silly guy...
suna would have a stupid ass block text meme somewhere on his profile LOLLL there's a photo where he's in his room in the dark but i can also imagine he has one with good lighting outside that's one of the few he has... he Would be funny! he's all lowercase until u say something that gets him to laugh and he goes LMFAOOOOO WAIT and it's like Yes I got a good grade in Hinge. BFJSHBJSB
ATSUMU! totally has a pic where he's showing off his muscles or spiking But also wait he looks kind of cute and dorky in this other photo and also his prompt responses are funny this is crazy? I UNDERSTAND!!! maybe it could be like... he's not someone you'd swipe on initially but he sees Your profile and tries to switch it up to cater to you before replying to one of your prompts LOL. and maybe there's a pic of him helping samu make onigiri or just... something kind of domestic that makes u go oh alright he's nice?!
HMM OIKAWA.... also a volleyball pic somewhere. maybe with a medal or trophy of his LOL. but he can take good selfies Unfortunately smhhh /j so you're like aw fuck... i think i'd be like oh you're out of my league or Not my type but if that kind of guy replies to one of your prompts...Would you not be a little curious to see how that convo goes. he's good looking enough that he could just like people's first pic and move on but You're special and Funny and he's Curious okay!!!
THANK U!!! HTANKYEWWW I LOVE THINKING AND TALKING AND SHARING AND HEARING IDEAS IT'S SO FUNSIES NEVER APOLOGIZE 2 ME! i have So many smau series ideas bouncing around in my head i've never tried but if i ever do this one...U will b the first 2 know.
13 notes · View notes
thebloomingheather · 4 months
Note
hellooo!! I just wanted to drop by here ask a question about chapter 20 and just about the fic overall. Idk if anyone asked already so feel free to ignore it if you have answered it!
But usually whenever I wait for updates, i re-read the whole fic from the start, bc i like suffering and creating fake scenarios as i go :)) but i noticed a "pattern" and it had something to do with the number 7? 👀 idk if thats just me looking into it too deeply or its just coincidence.
But the first time was when eddie asked buck if he can come around 7 and buck says thats too early (i think, if i remember correctly.) The 2nd time is when buck schedule's an appntmnt with the lawyer and he says: "Seven's perfect."
And the last one is from the recent chapter: "Seven is perfect, truly. He means it."
Am I just delulu or there's meaning 👀 LOL
Anyways, sorry that was long but truly thank you for writing this fic and capturing very well buck's journey and his depression. Its really rare for me to find these kinds of fics that actually touch upon it quiet well and write it SO GOOD. Thank you!!
Hello! No worries, no one's asked about this particular rabbit hole before. When it comes to the number 7, I think there is a pattern but it's mostly due to logistical reasons? Such as the weather and the station's roster, so we can have certain scenes as they are.
For example, I wanted the appointment with the estate lawyer to be at 7AM because sunrise in LA is usually around the 6-7AM window so we could have that moment of Buck driving with the Jeep's top down.
For the bit where Eddie picks up the board games and his things from the loft at 7PM, it's implied they had a shift that started at 6AM. So if it's a 10-hour shift it ends at 4PM and if it's a 12-hour one it ends at 6PM, which basically means Eddie just gets his stuff the night of his request as to not delay things, mostly for Christopher's sake but also for him to have the privacy to apologise for cornerning Buck at the Wilsons' since he can't talk about the incident openly at the firehouse without causing drama.
I like having their shifts start at either 6, 9, or 12 be it AM or PM, whether it's a 10, 12, 24, or 48-hour one. Those are the most standard slots, granted they can request additional or lesser hours as well, though it's unlikely department policies will allow them to work more than 48 hours in one go for safety reasons. This typical roster is mainly for convenience and it's pretty realistic from what I gather from the show, since this way they can go home at a reasonable time to enjoy a 7AM breakfast or a 7PM dinner whilst off duty. It's how we're able to have dinner scenes with Eddie and Chris or the one with Maddie across video chat.
I welcome all speculations no matter how delulu, those are usually fun anyway, and honestly this isn't that. The number 7 does show up more than a few times to be noticeable, which is understandably enough to garner curiosity, and while there isn't a particularly symbolic meaning behind it there's definitely an intentional reason for its presence, and the above explanation is more or less why.
And you're welcome, and thank you for kindly appreciating how much effort has gone into this story, and for the fun trivia ask! I value realism in mental health narratives so that's gratifying to hear!
Tumblr media
8 notes · View notes
justiceformeplease · 10 months
Note
iiif youre not too busy could u do some daron malakian x male reader hcs :? I don't really have anything specific in mind, I'm just so content starved of this man 🙏🙏🙏 tysm and have fun writinggg
HII THANK YOU SM FOR REQUESTING
Im so sorry if this is a bit late like 2-3 days bc i ended up forgetting about it I'm so sorry 😭😭 and I'm sorry if this is shit and not up to your standards but I'm trying my best 🩵🩵ALSO ALSO I'm sorry if this isn't much but i tried as best as i could and if you don't like it or maybe even would like something else don't be afraid to ask i am open to like ideas??thoughts but ye
Ok first i feel like Daron would defo try teaching you guitar if you can't play. AND IT MAKES ME THINK OF THAT ONE VIDEO ON TIKTOK, where there is this couple and the guy is wearing the guitar while the other dude is behind him and playing (if that even makes sense 💀💀
If you can play guitar you two would probably play together and stuff or if you play another instrument you would teach him how to play it
Before you guys started dating (or just super good friends or even when dating hahshshs) he would cancel any plans just so he can see you even if it's just for a few hours
You guys would be at a cafe and you would be talking while he just looks at you with the look of pure love and just HDJYBAIAXHSKNYK
The moment he sees or notices you're upset he drops whatever the hell he is doing to come and comfort you and give you words of affirmation
I feel like he would hug you alot (if you like physical touch) and he'd give you kisses on the cheek as well if he were to leave to go somewhere
Ok another thing about physical touch, if he were to leave for a long time to go perform at a concert and you can't tag along well the night before he leaves you guys would cuddle so much and just never leave each others side the whole day
But if you can tag along he almost never leaves your side and drags you along to wherever he is going when he is backstage but when on stage you watch at the side supporting him and during the concert he would look at the side of the stage to try and find you AND WITH HIS PUPPY DOG EYES LIKE AHHH (I'm dearly sorry I'm just trying to feed into your and my delusions 😔)
He would 100% write a song specially made just for you
Probably would go on like alot of adventures with you maybe like going to visit cool places, taking walks along beautiful hills
This take me to another point i feel like on dates he would go like to the arcade, coffee shop or even like perhaps on a field, but obviously maybe once in a while would take you to a nice restaurant
Would love learning about your culture and teaching you his (bc who wouldn't love that 🤷🏻‍♂️)
Did I mention words of affirmation ? .ok ye i did but like still
Loves you so much and he says it any chance he gets to
Also here is a pic of bbg Daron
Tumblr media
21 notes · View notes
junjiie · 4 months
Text
⠀♪ . ⠀ JJ’s FAVE KPOP RELEASES OF 2023 !!! ★
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
ᶻ (ゝ。∂) ☆ ⠀ im unemployed on a sunday at 4pm quite literally what did you expect. anw everyone’s doing it on twt but my list is 30 songs long & i’m not fucking around embedding 30 videos on my iphone 8 bc that would probably make it explode. Thanks x. this is in no particular order, boygroup-heavy (getting into more ggs is on my new years resolution list trust!!!) and all my opinion. im just here to give my faves their 10s ♡
› ⠀ GO ⠀ ☆ ⠀ !
Tumblr media
OO1 ASAP, NEWJEANS ⠀ saw this on a couple people’s worst releases lists ouhhh.. anyway i love this!!! me when it’s just for a minute.. Yeah. AND THE TICK-TOCKS don’t even they’re so fun.
OO2 ETA, NEWJEANS ⠀ yes them again. THE TRUMPETS GOT MEE like they Did that actually!!! boys be always lyinnnn 😒😒 and ofc the iconic back n forth verses w that video.. u know the one don’t lie.
OO3 SOS, NCT DREAM ⠀ stop giving them siren-like noises they’ll make something RIDICULOUSLY cunty out of them (see 119 and fire alarm like what..). when jeno said “Drippin’ too much, I’ma make it rain” i felt the earth shake Not joking.
OO4 POISON, NCT DREAM ⠀ FUCK OFFF they’re whores. whores that make Real Music. me and lee donghyuck **** to this song i am NOT JOKING!!!! this ate down im in tears. and don’t get me started on renjun’s vocals i might actually throw a glass..
OO5 AY-YO, NCT 127 ⠀ textbook 127 excellence it’s true. they all looked so good in the mv (YUTA LEVITATING LMFAOO.. and ty w that spiky hair he DID that), markil ATE, and this j makes me want to like beat someone up idek.
OO6 SKYSCRAPER, NCT 127 ⠀ they sat hyuck in the studio, held a gun to his head, and told him to deliver one of the cuntiest verses like Ever at exactly 1:51. AND THANK FUCK HE DID!!! it makes me want to rob a bank and i start fizzing up like a coke w a mento dropped into it. johnil ate too like let’s be fr.
OO7 CREAM SODA, EXO ⠀ WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT 주체 못 할 APPETITE 내 모든 걸 뒤흔든 그 맛. old men of the year i need to absorb them into my bloodstream. and d.o. in the open shirt.. kyungsoo the glorious man that you are.
OO8 PRIVATE PARTY, EXO ⠀ and again. this album is UP there w my top cbs hello.. why are they allergic to making bad music im sick. sh + cy went hard and the “우리만의 private pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-party” was CRAZYYY i moved so bad.
OO9 PARADE, NCT 127 ⠀ HOLY FUCK????? i actually have no words. when i get my hands on mark lee.. ohh you don’t even want to know. WHY IS HE LIKE THISSSS he is genuinely incapable of not laying down the hardest verses in the history of the world. and i thank him for it. JOHNNY AND JAEHYUN TOO MY GODDD i was going insane. 10 OUT OF 10!!! if i had to rank this list this would be near the top no questions asked.
O1O LOVE IS A BEAUTY, NCT 127 ⠀ me when i hold moon taeil in my arms and slow-dance with him and then put him to bed wrapped in a soft blanket tucked up to his chin.. (he is 29). notoriously a slower/softer song disliker but THIS.. Yeah. if anyone speaks on it i fear i’ll have to shoot them.
O11 PADO, NCT U ⠀ HELP i swear the nct stops after this. but how can you hear this and not want to fuck sth up like it goes so crazy.. and do NOT mention the words “haechan pado 230826” to me otherwise i might have to jump off of a cliff. I HATEW IHM SO BAGFDD FUCK
O12 JUMP, P1HARMONY ⠀ MY BOYS WERE GETTING 0 NOISE ON TWT IT WAS SICKKK. they ate!!! the mv ate!!! this is so fun and silly and p1h excellence and fun!!! everyone get up and JUMP. NOW.
O13 MORE THAN WORDS, P1HARMONY ⠀ VOCAL KINGS I FEEL ILL. you ask the people who in 4th gen was doing it like keeho theo and jiung and i fear the people will be silent. and seobtak.. let’s not. they’re just Like That. and it’s the best we cheered!!!
O14 IN BLOOM, ZEROBASEONE ⠀ won the best 5th gen debut competition EASILY. clean sweep. it’s fresh and fun and funky what more could you literally ask for. AND THE PRE-CHORUSSS it makes me want to melt into the floor. no other 5th gen groups can compare imo. riize might b in competition when they ACTUALLY DROP SIREN ?
O15 NEW KIDZ ON THE BLOCK, ZEROBASEONE ⠀ SINGING TA-DA-RA-RA-RA FEELS LIKE NEW KIDZ ON THE BLOCK!!! just club beat fun like if you put me in the dj booth im bumping this. and matthew ATE his “That’s my role 뻔한 hero보다는 antihero” line let’s not lie.
O16 TAKE MY HAND, ZEROBASEONE ⠀ dethroned crush Ridiculously easily like what.. I WAS FEELING TS ITS CRAZYYYY how can you listen to this and NOT move are you insane. the way they kinda make their vocals go up and down (does that make sense) i Love it.
O17 HAPPILY EVER AFTER, TXT ⠀ gyu getting no lines is INSANE. but this does hit im dancing (just not the choreo.. i think i would break a limb i can’t do ts). taehyun ate and the pre-chorus goes crazy. we all cheered!!!!
O18 TINNITUS (WANNA BE A ROCK), TXT ⠀ was debating between this or srr but this is sm more fun so here it is. one thing taebin did here, you ask? ATE DOWN would be the answer. me when i cook them for dinner and serve them up on a platter. this is on the me and sb *** playlist it’s true..
O19 3D, JUNGKOOK ⠀ jk has phone sex CONFIRMED? also im sorry but jack’s verse lowk goes hard too like.. BUT THIS OUTSOLDD LIKE IM BEING SO SRS. saw someone say jk’s solo releases outdid bts’ whole discog and like.. Yeah. YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT GIRLLL... 3D!!!
O2O SPICY, AESPA ⠀ DON’T HURT ‘EM KARINA.. oh my gdo she did it anyway. and giselle ate too let’s not forget that!!! the mv is giving little mix but in a good way and also if little mix was x10 more cunt. LOVE THEM!!!
O21 HARD, SHINEE ⠀ THE MV HIT SO GOOD WHY’D THEY GO CRAZY LIKE THAT. and key looked so good i passed out actually.. this being on some people’s worst releases list was CRIMINAL ik everyone’s entitled to their own opinions but that’s just Wrong. if you don’t go hard like a criminal hard like the beat then idk what to tell you..
O22 SEOUL DRIFT, ONLYONEOF ⠀ rumoured to have broken the scale on the cuntmeter.. they should put this on the GTA6 soundtrack omg?! one thing these boys are gonna do is eat down in neon lights and hard fits. it’s true i checked!!
O23 SHOOTING STAR, XG ⠀ excellence i fear.. i need to kiss whoever made this beat on the lips like actually IT’S TOO GOODDD. and the matching blue hair in the mv omg they’re so cunty. IT’S SO FUNN AND EVERYTHING IN THE MV LOOKS AMAZING TOO?!? im ill.
O24 GOLDEN HOUR, MARK ⠀ not me lying.. oh well. it’s MARK LEE did u rly think he wasn’t gonna be on here. one word away from telling the whole world he’s packing oh i love this man so much. GORDON RAMSEY FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH AFTER RELEASE OF MARK’S GOLDEN HOUR!!! he’s topping my fave and fuck knows he can top me too. i dont know how to make eggs😭😭😭😭
O25 SHALALA, TAEYONG ⠀ cunt himself! the whole crowd collapsed, buildings exploded, sirens were blaring, fires broke out.. it was a whole situation. THE MV IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITES EVERR he really Did That like im in shock. if you don’t got the bounce Wow, wow, wow, wow then that is ENITRELY your problem. because i do :P
O26 DO NOT TOUCH, MISAMO ⠀ it’s classy it’s mother it’s wonderful their outfits are giving their hair is giving the music is giving it just doesn’t get much better than this. everyone in the room cheered and danced and if you didn’t then there must be something a little wrong with you. BANGER!!
O27 ROVER, KAI ⠀ oh you know i had to include father himself.. had the whole industry dancing and RIGHTFULLY SO!!! GOOD FOR HIM!!! pre-chorus makes me want to die in the best way.. like oh im Moving!!!! just again not to the choreo. mayb i’ll learn it next year. OH and the mv is amazing too!!!
O28 CHACONNE, ENHYPEN ⠀ oh this is seriously cunty evil like i love it. HEESEUNG AND JUNGWON LIKE LET’S NOT??? they’re so good when they’re evil vampires or whatever they are idk i don’t keep up w the lore.
O29 SACRIFICE (EAT ME UP), ENHYPEN ⠀ ANOTHER DARK BLOOD HIT IKTR.. kind of went crazy w this one like let me sway and move Okayyy! olivia wilde nodding rn it’s so good. Wht do u even know ab But here you are 빛으로 가득한 너..
O3O POPPY, STAYC ⠀ last but not least!! NODDING AND CHEERING AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN!!! do NOT ask how many times i’ve watched jeno dance to this the answer is something horrific and may scare some people. a Hit actually i love the stayc girlies. asap is one of my fave kpop songs EVER no arguments.
Tumblr media
ahh ok and thats my list complete!!! i do hv some honourable mentions.. god of music svt, misty nct 127, bouncy atz, break the brake xdh, and eve psyche & bluebeard's wife by le sserafim!!! this is so long bye 1thing ab me i am allergic to never shutting the fuck up. like who cares 😭 anw baii i love moon taeil
8 notes · View notes
jonathanbiers · 10 months
Text
wip wednesday!
tagged by @roykentt and @thefreakandthehair kissing you both!! <3
Rules: Post up to five (5) (don’t tell me what to do) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.
Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to post.
After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file.
beggin for a peggin
stargyle spring prompt (lmfao watch me finish it in like august)
remote takeover
family video punk guy fic
the panty fic
what if argyle was transfem
[redacted] au
stonathan week
snippet under the cut (bc nsfw) from beggin for a peggin. my dudes i am once again writing porn at work. first draft so don’t look at it too hard where grammar and flow is concerned
anyway, tagging some writer friends & mutuals! feel free to ignore if you don’t feel like participating on this particular Wednesday 💘
@bayouteche @cheatghost @fragilecapric0rnn @kkpwnall @toburnup @gorgeousgreymatter-x @g0thcl0wn
“Fuck, yeah, that’s it,” Nancy breathes, her hands gripping his hair and pulling, holding him right where she wants him while she grinds into his mouth. “So good, love using that pretty mouth. Fucking—perfect.” Nancy’s voice loses a little more of her composure, going a little more high pitched when Eddie wraps his lips around her clit, sucks on it.
He pries one of his hands off her thighs, presses two fingers into her. He opens his eyes so he can watch her face when she moans, the way her mouth drops open, the cute little pinch of her brows. He doesn’t even have to do much, just press at the right angle, move with the way she’s already fucking herself on his mouth. A chill runs through him at the thought, like he’s just her little toy, an object meant to please her, nothing else. Like he’s completely useless other than giving her what she needs. He could fucking live in the feeling.
18 notes · View notes
antlerx-art · 9 months
Text
GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 2 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️
sooo bearded crowley in this episode am I right 😔 yup 2500 BC… HERE HE IS!!! i hate him so much
nah he’s talking about God abandoning him i don’t actually hate him poor fallen angel
WHAT IS AZIRAPHALE DOING
so if this is after the flood crowley had a huge glow down
“I COMMAND THEE, BEGONE!” “no.” he’s so me i’m so him (he has a permit from god??)
“satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything Job owns no question asked, hugs kisses, god” AND THE PAPER IS THAT LONG?
CROWLEY’S SO BITCHY
so aziraphale had met muriel before
LONG HAIRED GABRIEL WHY DOES HE LOOK SO?? JUST?? SO WRONG😭
AHH EVE WAS THE FIRST NOT ADAM
“i think they quite like the old ones”
alphabetical order!! FIRST LETTER OF THE FIRST SENTENCE HELP
OH WAIT I GET IT, in the playlists prime video dropped you have to look at the first letter of the lyrics of each song to have the words “ineffable” and “tempting” AND IT’S BECAUSE OF THIS JOKE
“EVERY DAY ITS A-GETTING CLOSER”🎶 lol didn’t jon hamm say he doesn’t sing in an interview
CROWLEY CHANGED CLOTHES THE TURTLENECK DBHDHSJN CROWLEY WITH THE TUTLENECK
theory time: shax says that the miracle could’ve been performed only by the mightiest of archangels and crowley asks her how does she know he didn’t do it, are you telling me crowley was an archangel??
okay they’re both risking to be eliminated now
aziraphale SINGING
NOOOOOSTOPCRYING MAGGIE
HEHEHEHHE SHE’S IN LOVE (“it’s not your job to sort out my doomed love life” because he should think about HIS love life first)
“every record they play eventually turns into that song” you mean like queen songs in the bentley?
“Gabriel.” HEART SKIPPED A BEAT “where is Gabriel.”
wooo saraqael creating wheelchair ramps
“falling in love is what humans do” crying rn
don’t i know you? NO YOU DONT SHUT UP 😁
NAHHH why is heaven watching him again leave aziraphale alone☹️
HERE IT GOEEEEES EVERY DAY🎶🎶🎶🎶
the pub from the picture!!
making them fall in love this is such a fanfiction trope i love it
A SUDDEN RAINSTORM FORCES THEM TOGETHER BENEATH A CANOPY THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES AND REALIZE THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER???? OHHHHH I JUST KNOW THATS GONNA HAPPEN TO AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY AS WELL
if you’re going to invoke fiction… aziraphale are you about to say jane austen?
HE SAID IT yess i knew they were gonna have the ball for nina and maggie I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE?
“PEOPLE WOULD GATHER DO SOME FORMAL DANCING AND REALIZE THEY HAD MISUNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER AND WERE ACTUALLY DEEPLY IN LOVE” okay but can you try to be a little more subtle
a clue!!!😼
“jim tell me what do you know” / “oookay, whaddayaknow” IM ON THE FLOOR STOPSPPP WHY ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY
WOOO PURPLE EYES- is that god’s voice?
ANOTHER FLASHBACK oh no not bearded crowley again… his hair has lost volume
Bildad the Shuhite?? 💀
“i know you” / “you do not know me” AAAAAAAAAAA
NO WAIT THIS IS AFTER THE FLOOD. WHEN CROWLEY SAID “YOU CANT KILL KIDS” IM UNWELL aziraphale does know this is not what crowley wants to do
“I KNOW THE ANGEL YOU WERE” OHH I WAS WRONG HE REMEMBERS HE REMEMBERS HIM
he wants to do it because he was blameless too but he fell anyway. bye i’m about to appear on international news
the goats are back 😭😭😭😭 STOP THIS IS CUTE look at aziraphale’s face
“you can stop grinning” HHEJEHRHEHRH
“DOESN’T MEAN WE’RE ON THE SAME SIDE” AND YEARS LATER CROWLEY IS THE ONE THAT TELLS HIM THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE
“be not afraid” 👁️biblically accurate aziraphale👁️
TY TENNANT!!!! why’s he so gay
AWWWGGGHHH DAVID SAYING HIS SON SEEMS NICE
AZIRAPHALE SHOUTINGBHAHAH “I BRING THE WARNING” that was unexpected
what. just. happened.
aziraphale knew they were safe because crowley wouldn’t actually kill kids 😭
“oooh aren’t you brilliant” giggling kicking my feet
GIRL WHY DID YOU TURN THEM INTO GECKOS
am i about to witness aziraphale’s first time being drunk?
THATS A PARALLEL A DAMN PARALLEL between crowley/nina offering wine and aziraphale/maggie both not drinking
“are you trying to tempt me?” i was wrong this is going to be the first time aziraphale EATS omg HEHEHHHH HES PRECIOUS
lol btw this big thunderstorm is nothing compared to what has happened a few days ago where i live
CROWLEY IS ON HIS OWN SIDE!!!! AND THEN IT BECOMES THEIR SIDE!!!
“see you in hell” shut up???
i love this whole flashback but why does he have to have that beard im sorry i can’t get over it😔
YEP THATS GOD’S VOICE
also i just realized there’s no narrator this time rip
“if you want answers come back when you can make a whale” CROWLEY COULD MAKE STARS AND STILL DIDNT GET THE ANSWERS
“shoemaking and obstetrics” HELPPPP
aziraphale’s in trouble ohhhh he LIED
D’YOU NEED A LIFT SOMEWHERE 🫢
HE ASKED TO USE THE BENTLEY OMG THEIR CAR
crowley is me i’m so jealous of my possessions no matter who you are
aziraphale has a driving license?😨
NOUR! *slaps his hand*
aziraphale being bitchy is my favourite thing
THE SCENEEEEE THE SCENE FROM THE PICTURE IM SO EXCITED
aziraphale is so nervous nooo my little guy HE THINKS HES GOING TO FALL WHATTTT
“IM NOT TAKING YOU TO HELL, ANGEL”
NOOO THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING STOP. STOP CRYING.
“with your curly little.. and your neat white” MY GODDD
AZIRAPHALE VOICE WHEN HE SAYS “IM A FALLEN ANGEL” I CANT. DO. THIS.
“that sounds um..” / “lonely?” end me right now
BUT THEYRE NOT GOING TO BE LONELY ANYMORE THEY HAVE EACH OTHER THEYRE ON THEIR OWN SIDE
(crowley saying “you’re on your own with this one” in ep1 is even worse to hear now 😍)
MURIEL CLIP NEXT EPISODE YAYY
tagging @neil-gaiman since he said he was interested in reading live reactions
7 notes · View notes
kirnet · 2 months
Note
🔥 :D
DING DING you are the winner of my blue submarine no 6 rant!!
For context: blue sub no 6 is a 4 part OVA from the nineties about a post apocalyptic world that was intentionally flooded by an evil scientist, leaving the vast majority of humanity dead and the rest living the best they can on the water. It kind of sucks? I am now obsessed with it. No one will know what the fuck I’m talking about.
Because there is only this OVA and an untranslated manga from 1967 that I can’t track down, another 5 part manga from the 90s that i dont think was translated either, and two untranslated video games, I am forced to scrounge the bottom of the barrel from fucking reddit for any sort of discussion. The following is my response to those overwhelmingly negative reactions.
All of the characters get criticized as shallow, which to some degree I can agree with because it is a short series (about 2 hours) with a lot of characters, but I think a lot of it is just a blatant refusal to engage with them in any meaningful way. Hayami isn’t a jaded asshole just bc his friend died, he’s a jaded asshole bc his trigger happy impulses directly led to his friend’s death! Because he’s actually a super sensitive and compassionate man as shown in the series even when he doesn’t want to be!! He’s an addict who has to self medicate to ease the pain because he cares SO MUCH. And a lot of blue sub’s characterization and world building is subtle, not a lot is really told to you. It has these beautiful moments of silence that just show you character and worldbuilding, which people hate bc I guess it confuses them? Did they pay attention?? And yes a lot of the other characters dont really get a lot of depth, but they still feel like real people in the little moments you get with them. It feels like a fleshed out world with real dynamics and real people that you were just dropped in the middle of, which many won’t like, but I think its better than spoonfeeding you every bit of information.
People also shit on the ending, which I get it is actually not an ending. It’s a very open ended end with really no conclusion. I think that fits with the uncertainty of humanity going forward in this world. There’s also a lot of criticism of the villain, who unfortunately is the the weakest part of the show when he should be the strongest, but I think a lot of this is bc of the above reasons. He’s an ecofascist who thinks that there were too many people on earth so he sped up global warming and flooded the majority of the world. Idk, maybe that hits closer to home now than it did in the 90s, but real communities are threatened by the sea and there are very real perpetrators of climate violence. His motivation is weak and kind of non existent- which is a fault of the story, but also like. what actual reason is there to justify something like this other than he was a rich powerful guy who could? Again, maybe it’s just because I’m looking at it in a very modern lens and reading too much into it (I surely am), but there’s a reason it doesn’t really bother me.
I’m gonna stop here before I explode. I dont think i can in good conscience really recommend it to anyone? but if someone does watch please tell me please
5 notes · View notes
ad-hawkeye · 2 years
Note
if you have any stay at home hcs please share i too am an artem stay at him dad enjoyer.........
anon i am looking directly in your eyes and we are shaking hands, we are shaking hands RIGHT NOW.
to kick things off i need to establish our base here. here is the post i’d get stapled to my forehead, it has headcanons i full heartedly love and agree with.
okay with that out of the way, i still agree with my tags. he’d definitely still talk about cases with mc, especially if she needed it, but he’d be trying so hard not to slip back into full time Work Partner Mode. whenever he does though mc’s just like. 
mc: artem. you’re doing it again.
artem bent over his tablet at 2am doing some kind of intense research for the case mc’s on: Doing What.
mc:
artem: Oh.
moving onto the smaller headcanons. love the idea of mc coming home to artem working on something with a completely serious expression. his hair is tied up into multiple tiny ponytails. he has an embarrassing little crown on. so does the kid. it’s environmental storytelling. mc bends over crying laughing at the sheer contrast.
artem writing a disgruntled mockingbird review of the movie his kid has been watching on repeat for the last two weeks. please help him. 
artem’s the kinda guy to spend several hours researching the tiniest thing. i mean this. he will look into everything. he will try to figure out the best method for everything. being a stay at home dad would probably cause him to loosen up a bit tho and let experience be a teacher. he’s good with kids, and that helps of course, but dealing with your own kid is a whole other rodeo.
idk what time mc's work day and the kid's school day would start, but if they're around the same time, he'd probably take the opportunity to drop them both off. hey. he likes driving. this is good for him.
you know artem’s preparing his kid’s school lunch. he literally handles mc’s lunch in canon. this is carrying over. you also know this kid and their lunch would be the envy of the cafeteria.
since “lazybug” is also an established thing, i’m carrying that over as well. he is canonically the kind of guy to say this shit and that would definitely apply when talking to his kid.
when the kid is older and they do something bad, artem would shift into his default T_T mode to deal with it. when this happens, the kid KNOWS they fucked up and honestly it’s even worse than any sort of yelling. something something i’m not mad, just disappointed.
ok, hopping back to the kid being younger bc this one requires it, but mc would make use of her ability to work at home as often as she can (something themis apparently allows, as seen in artem’s personal story 4) just so she can also spend time with her family. these are also the days artem is the worst at trying to avoid shifting back into Work Partner Mode. he sees mc thinking hard about something, and his workaholic ass is just vibrating in his fucking seat
on days where mc goes into the office, or is dealing with field work, she and artem will try to video call during lunch to chat. artem uses this time to let the kid say hi too.
the idea of mc being stuck in a meeting, but then like, getting a text from artem that their kid is walking is so funny to me. he says he’s recording it, and is like quick, if you’re able i can video call you and mc is like. Ahem. celestine can i be excused for a moment. and celestine is like. sure, why? and mc is like. [insert name here] is walking- and celestine is just like WHAT!! GO LOL
later that night mc is mildly bitter bc of course the kid walks the day she doesn't work from home. of course. OF COURSE.
108 notes · View notes