#hi i may be cock

[s-shi0n]

He’s so yummy 🤤

#vergil sparda #dmc #vergil #dmc vergil #devil may cry #dmc5 vergil #vergilinmyholeNOW #i want him inside me #i need him #i’m in heat #i want him #i want his cock #need him

[areyoudoingthis]

a list of explicitly sexual things that have happened on the gay pirate show to date:

pete and lucius talked about how they like an audience after walking out of a doorless room where they had clearly been having sex (while wee john just chilled nearby)

jim and olu cuddled naked in bed and were inevitably walked in on by a crew that doesn't understand sock on the door language

stede heard mary and doug loudly having sex. like mary was very enthusiastically moaning go ofmd defend the importance of female pleasure

izzy's brain malfunctioned and he started moaning oh daddy in front of a very shocked audience

ed moaned so explicitly when stede stabbed him that izzy literally thought they were fucking

the lovely rendition of fang's cock (that was sexual lucius meant it to be)

(this one isn't sexual but it does pertain to the human body) buttons runs around bareassed every other day. like, you have seen his ass on screen. we have all seen his ass. the british navy has seen his ass

honorific mention to jack outright mentioning to stede that he and ed banged. it wasn't graphic but it established that this show is cool with men having sex with each other (in case it needed to be spelled out)

why on earth wouldn't the show where all of this has happened show a scene of ed and stede in bed (or elsewhere) together and explicitly indicate that sex was had/is being had/will be had (and most importantly, physical and emotional intimacy is being shared between these two people who have been deprived of and so desperate for it their entire lives, as the show has said and shown repeatedly)

#ofmd #i feel like someone needs to say it this isn't bbc sherlock yall #i realize we may have a common past here but this isn’t that #dj is clearly committed to his romcom and so are the lgbt writers churning out these episodes #they can choose to do any of these things for ed and stede #there will be a sex scene even if no cocks are seen onscreen #altho as it has been said this IS the game of thrones network #heaven help me if we get to see ed's ass i think i may die

[strawberrystepmom]

i fear my itto phase is restarting

#if i dont gobble his goofy ass cock in the next two business days i may not make it #kendy says

[erikatsu]

is it too early to talk about 2 dick morax or no

#listen okay. listen #i am not immune to morax #he’s different from zhongli #yk its a vibe thing #i can take morax. okay. i can. both his cocks can fit. i promise. #i may have to write another double dicked up morax drabble or something #but i dont think it can compare to the first one i did #we’ll see

[bugsandburners]

reposting if only so I have better access to my favorite of the details

#my oc #my art #yogurt #yarrow #and his cat peek-a-boo #who may or may not just be my cat #who’s to say #I spent so hecking long on this and god damn it #it will be appreciated #like man come on I put stars in his hair #a flower in his pocket he has a bird skull and a pet butterfly #and an anime figurine #I love him #i drew the fruit to look like a cock and balls and no one noticed!!

[scuopsie]

#is that for his fist or cock? the world may never know... #did anyone notice i stopped caring abt censoring and redacting? yeah kdmfkkd #monsta x #hyungwon

[instinctsxbad]

you’d think I would have seen the Raimi films much sooner considering how much I love Spider-Man and how influential those films are (and also considering it’s technically the thing that got me interested in Spider-Man, bc my brother was watching and following the films very closely when they first were coming out and I wanted to copy him, and I thought Spider-man was extremely cool even though I wasn’t allowed to watch the movies with him) anyway I just watched it tonight. goddamn. I don’t understand the people that hate these movies that movie was so awesome. there’s so much heart put in those movies, every actor was fucking killing it. Tobey isn’t even my favorite depiction of Peter or Spider-Man but goddamn did he put some passion in there. Fuck. Cinema. When movie. Spider-Man good.

#raimi spider-man #I saw pieces of the movies (Peter saving MJ and the hero music video and pieces of the third but I was scared of ‘Scary Spider-Man’) #most of what I saw of the third was advertising bc the marketing for the third movie was fucking EVERYWHERE it was inescapable #but I did not want to see it bc I didn’t like what I thought was villain Spider-Man #and also bc my brother squashed what curiosity I did have for the movie by telling me it was bad lol #also this may be an unpopular opinion but even after all the jokes the uncle ben death scene is heart wrenching. holy fuck. #how did people get burnt out on uncle Ben’s death being portrayed in media when it happened like two times. that’s nothing #also Kirsten durnst killed it. I love her. I would do anything for MJ #and it goes without saying but goddamn. William Dafoe made this movie. he put every inch of his massive cock into that performance. #I honestly think the Raimi portrayals of Peter’s major villains was something of a revival for them. you see the influences all over

[forbiddennhoney]

also re: woman cock Wednesday-

if u wanna just use the bait to DM me I'll also answer LMAO

#personal #also woman cock can be from any presentation of woman #i may be femme4butch in practice a lot of the time but i am femme4all #femmes show me ur cocks :3 #butches show me ur cocks #dykes in general show me ur cocks #or even just say hi c:

[journey-to-the-attic]

i've been binge-watching all of snapcube's fandubs recently and all i can think about is the jtta cast saying the funny thing and for some reason it makes it 100000x times funnier

ik playing black doom i.e. the devil just bc it'd be really funny for her to do the "what? no i'm the devil. heavy dog" line and also she's the only one who i think would concievably make the "it's me devil, from bible" joke. also unironically i think ik doing the "hi shadowww it's me the devillll i love you :) i'm having so much fun with you :)" line would be rlly cute LIKE

belphie playing shadow because emo viiiiibes. also during that bit where ik as the devil is like "heeeeyyyyy what's uuuuuuuup it's meeeeeee" and he just yells "STOP"

also levi playing the crocodile guy with the "wow look at all those fruit GUSHERS" line SDSFBJDSFHS

I LOVE THE SNAPCUBE SHADOW DUB SO MUCH YES

belphie as shadow with the “nice brain, idiot. where’d you get it, BRAIN STORE?” and “new idea. adultery”. also that bit where shadow addresses the devil as “lucifer. can i call you lucy?” is oddly fitting kjsdfkj

apart from the fruit gushers line i feel like levi would also make a funny sonic... out of everyone he’d be the only one who might’ve played the game before so he can do the “those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog! HWUH HWUH HWUH”

#answering asks #anon asks #there are so many other good lines #mammon as eggman with the BOMBS? there you are my friend- wait a- ugh [pop] here hold the. [starts choking] #i can't write it in a funny way but it's SO GOOD #i want diavolo to be the president just because i want him to say 'i've eaten nothing but drywall for the past three years' #and also 'my drip is.' #barbatos can be the 'i need to update my audio equipment'. [cocks gun] 'i have updated my audio equipment' guy #OH AND THE BIT WITH EGGMAN AND SHADOW WHERE IT'S LIKE 'eggman. egg face. egg butt' #belphie manage to say that with a completely straight face and then you've got mammon with her #'you may be the- don't you ever FUCKING call me that again i'll KILL you' #mephisto gets the 'yippee! i can die happy tomorrow' line and the incredulous 'tomorrow?!' afterwards is solomon #everyone is participating they can share roles if there aren't enough #except lucifer he's there but refusing to say anything to preserve his dignity #he's also losing his shit at regular intervals throughout though

[phoenixkaptain]

Going on a Teräs Käsi watching obsession, don’t question me, why does Boba Fett end levels like that??? Han Solo, I totally get, but Boba, please. Where did all this weirdly seductive energy come from??? Boba, please…

#star wars #boba fett #masters of teras kasi #no but really #it may seem like i’m joking #but i am not joking #why does he end levels like that??? #boba fett why #the most seductive win screen i swear #the one with his gun drawn #if his gun isn’t drawn its just a cocked hip #but gun out back to camera hip cock boba why #i’m baffled and lost and confused and lost #is this how he ends all episodes of book of boba fett #in my heart of hearts #it is #the inane ramblings of a madman #or i guess #the inane questionings of a madman

[halain]

barely conscious (been in and out of sleep for the last like two hours or whatever) being hauntedbby courier thoughts. foxtrot save me

#hes like if a very devil-may-care relaxed guy had rhe weight of the world on his shoulders #need to start making better outlines for my writing i have a lot of half cocked wips and i cant remember where i was going with them. tch