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whataclawtastrophe · 2 years

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NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

i will not be rick rolled over anon

#not today satan #hi it’s honey #another life with parisian superheroes #life with parisian superheroes #alwps

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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months

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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

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wasyago · 3 months

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welp, didn't manage to get everything out before season 10 started, but i gotta post it one way or another so here we go! heard there was a fandom swap game going on, wanted to do a couple promts of my own :D

#guys with freaky eyes <3 #i really didn't expect season 10 to be so soon what do i do now...#very sorry to all the naruto girlies. there might be a lot of minecraft art for a while 😔 bud ninja stuff is coming too eventually #anyways! about the drawing:#decided to turn hypno into the 'bug tango with 4 arms and antennae' variant instead of a regular one because it's just more fun and unique;#and tango is in his dungeon master color pallett because his regular one looked a bit plain.#and i think hypnosis really fits the theme of a dungeon master and wrangling ravagers.#plus i wanted to use the design i drew a while ago at least once #oh also yeah hypno is a bee here because of his honey shop and stuffs #hypnotizd #tangotek #hermitcraft #my art #sketch #season 10 fanart is coming but later. i wanna post everything in the order it was drawn. so...

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introspectivememories · 3 months

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#every time he beats the shit out those people oooh the satisfaction i get #literal chills #god i cant fuckin wait for the moment he beats the shit out of orter madl #every time he does his little side-hops and the workout clothes come out #im cheering him on like a sub-urban mom at her son's soccer game #'GET HIS ASS HONEY! YOU GOT THIS! I LOVE YOU!'#mashle magic and muscles #mashle #mash burnedead

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toxooz · 4 months

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-draws human battering ram König like its my next hit of crack-

#könig #nobody ever wants to mention this part of his bio but honey ive been daydreamin ever since i read abt it 😏💭#ok im drawing one last request over in nfswland then THATS IT im working on the comic i wanna be done by early january #bc i get a fuckload of time off in late december so i should be able to zooom through it #but its also like A Key section that ive been thinknig abt forever so i need it to be Good as well #thank god i can just start right were ive been wanting to no more build up YEEHAWW #well for This part #my art #fanart #call of duty modern warfare 3 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #konig #konig mw2 #blood #blood tw

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canisalbus · 6 months

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hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

#wake up honey new fic dropped #feeling blessed #eating this out of your hands like a baby deer #it's so good you guys treat my lads so well #and write so beautifully and vividly and eloquently #I rambled about this in length in the fic's comment section so I won't repeat myself too much here #but in this one Machete has a little breakdown and gets lovingly bathed like the sad and stunned dog he is #really captured his neuroticism and endless uneasiness #excellent Vittorio content augh I adore him #I'll definitely come back to this later and draw proper actual fanart because some of the scenes are so thematically and visually strong #I need to be able to see them with my actual eyes #dangit I forgot the cut on his lip #had a minor crisis over the color of Machete's robe but maybe it'd be white like the rest of his sleepwear #as a contrast to the usual blacks and reds #fic A Voi #doomcountry #own art #own characters #Machete #CanisAlbus #blood #I said this before and I say it again #if you read the thing and like it it would be very kind and appreciated if you left a small comment to doomcountry as a thank you #you don't need an ao3 account and you can do it anonymously

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jeonsupershy · 22 days

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sunkissed 🌞

#mingyu #kim mingyu #seventeen #17net #hourlymingyu #svt mingyu #svt record #mingoo #k.stuff #his skin color is beauuutiful #honey golden boy #something about this vlog #was so calming to watch

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edorazzi · 1 month

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Page 6 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! I previewed this unfinished page back in 2022 when I started this project, and now it's here - love at first shriek!!! 🐞❤️😾

Index | Prev | Next

Weekly updates each Sunday! You can also read ahead early on Patreon, and/or buy me a Ko-fi if you'd like to support my work! 💖

#miraculous ladybug #mentor au #bridgette cheng #felix sphinx #adrien agreste #A Matter of Trust #HUGE props to the people who remembered ''ARE YOU DUMB'' from that long ago!!!#to this day bri has no clue what he said to her; she was just looking at his face :')#so many conversations as an engaged couple where felix is just talking at her; and bri takes none of it in because he's lookin pretty #yes honey you're so right honey is that new eyeliner honey :0 #josie's art

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atdawn · 1 month

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MERLIN | 5.07 A Lesson in Vengeance

#colin morgan #merlin #bbc merlin #merlingifs #ee #gifs #m #507 #HONEY...DARLING! i love his smile so much

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cordiallyfuturedwight · 1 month

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i'll melt your heart into two @jkvjimin ♡

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jkvjimin · 2 months

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(30/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡

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whataclawtastrophe · 1 year

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this blog is a safe space for bitches who wait patiently until november 1 so they can celebrate christmas at a socially acceptable time <333

#hence why i’ve given us a winter/holiday/christmas theme #hi it’s honey #another life with parisian superheroes #life with parisian superheroes #alwps

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donelywell · 3 months

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December 14 2023

As a robot, OMEGA never needs to sleep. That just gives him more time to make amazing Lego builds (he's still trying to figure out how to make them explode) Also Headcanon: Rouge is a gamer, she loves first person shooters like Doom >:)

#shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #rouge the bat #e 123 omega #(off screen)#team dark #Shadow wears the Hot Honey shirt Amy got him as his Pj's #They're found family- you can't change my mind #sonic fanart

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daedelweiss · 1 year

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tfw you teach your oldest bro to swear and your twin does not approve

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some sillies for the AU because it's not 100% angst 🤣 the bros will still have little squabbles and fights, especially once they got to know each other better.

if you didn't see it in my instagram stories, raph wasn't taught how to speak and just picked up words and sentences based on how he heard people use them. leo and april did their best to teach him how to speak but it was donnie that taught him how to speak fluently.

also based this off a prompt @/cloudy_wc_ gave me 😂

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( 🌿 please do NOT repost, edit, trace, use, and/or sell 🌿 )

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cosmicwhoreo · 4 months

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So I made them Salty Shark Crew ocs!

And I love them so so much! Aaaaaaand I also kept these two freaks-

because they were too fun a duo to give up to somebody else

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cookie oc #cookie run ocs #Horse Apple Cookie #Honey Crisp cookie #Dr prawn cookie #Sea Anemone cookie #mah babiz #my darling fucked up children #Honey loves his brother but GOD if he's not such a bloody failure #Prawn is basically tf2 medic if he was in denial about being a freak #and anemone is pure and we love her

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dramabrothersofficial · 5 months

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Do you think Wiggly and Nibbly ever fight over Linda Monroe like a chew toy?

#bro that’s HIS prophet but IT’S honey queen #the siblings are fighting #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nightmare time #hatchetfield #nibblenephim #wiggog y'wrath #linda monroe

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