#hi wife

[euniexenoblade]

got tagged in a nsfw channel of a discord server cuz of a forcefem post i made and i noticed the post being shown off above it was a forcefem post by my wife @gaytanic-panic. We may have different methods, but I think it's safe to say that the two of us are the Forcefem Wives.

#hi wife

[my-castles-crumbling]

Everyone wave hello to my wife, who reads my tumblr like boomers read the morning paper!

#hi #hi wife

[tillman]

#txt #hi wife

[ogcjmn1]

elrond carried arwen like a male seahorse and thats why he speaks like an almond mom

#shameless tagging because people will hear my truth #lotr #elrond #hi wife

[silkscream]

9, 10, + 12 for the ask game<3

9. playing with each other's hair or back massages?

playing with each other's hair i must be pet like a cat

10. constantly saying "i love you" or only during really serious/romantic moments?

constantly. satoru and i don't have a serious bone in our bodies :/

12. constantly hanging off each other or keeping a tame distance in public?

u know damn well that man has no concept of personal space

#asks #hi wife #wife tag #for here too

[us-costco-official]

nom! :3

nom ཐི ₍ᐢ. ̞.ᐢ₎ ཋྀ

#bites you bites you bites you #hi wife #spouse posting #askbox #mutuals #from the shelves of costco

[poppurini]

💌 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome. 💌

Hey. Aha *tumbles down the staircase, gets involved in several car crashes, getjs run over by an oncoming horse* ily.

*grabs ur waist before u could fall, stops the cars from crashing each and every single time with bare hands (i’m batman), pulls u into my embrace to dodge the horse coming close, boys over flowers theme starts playing* ilyt

#HI WIFE #BLINKS EXCESSIVELY #moot.

[blonby]

if you are reading this you are gay

Nuh uh

#asks #Hi wife

[gooweep]

Stange Patrick blesses your feed

#Patrick #stange #spongebob #pride patties #hi wife

[sp4c3ch33ri0]

My favorite hobby is having post notifs on for my partners accounts and being able to see the posts they make and interacting with them whenever I can

#gay on main #i really love my wife #hi wife

[celamoon]

your red flag is falling for stem boys all the time ☹️👎

I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE

#hi wife #unless that has somehow breached containment and someone else found out #☾.asks #☾.ask games #☾.anon

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

#pov: the most devious up-and-coming gangster checks into you and your wife’s redemption hotel #Charlie being alastor’s role model would be so funny #and he would be such a little punk as he tries to use the her resources and power to build his own and become an overlord #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #charlie morningstar #vaggie #alastor #my doods #role reversal AU

[tillman]

i made her british

#hi wife #txt

[citrinide]

being homosexual is a sin

Mari come off anon coward. In fact, buy a plane ticket and say it to my face. Like really close to my face. Like. Mouths touching close. We should kiss.

#cecil.fm #hi wife #mari.cha #i will be incredibly embarrassed if this isn't my girlfriend but everyone else it could be ISN'T a coward that goes on anon smh

[mebssann]

yippee :)

#let him be happy with his wife pls #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #golbetty #fanart #digital art #my art

[pacrims]

i'm not going to dial down my moves. ... then neither will i.

#mine #hi wife