I may be a bit high right now butttttt! A cool CrocSan AU
Crocodile needs a body guard/personal assistant. Someone that isn't as big and bulky like Daz or Super flashy like Bon Clay. In comes an assassin for hire Vins*oke Sanji! Sanji having to protect the big crimeboss, that totally has a thing for the spitfire blonde.
I wish butch n femme balls existed. Not to b a fucking sap n a massive dyke but wow. Ugh even. Just wanna wear a gown n stilettos n have my honey greet me w a bouquet before we leave n we wear matching or complimentary jewelry n spend hours on my hair and makeup to impress. N then when we get there my honey will spin me around the room for a brief dance before grabbing something to drink, wine for me n whiskey for her, as we chat w other dykes n celebrate butchfemmeness. Or whatever