I was 100% sure that there was no worse punishment for me than taking Dorian on a mission.
"It's bitterly cold here, what I'd give to snuggle up by the fireplace."
"How much longer are we going to go? My feet hurt. My expensive shoes aren't built for such hikes."
“Oh, Orzammar is a little too dwarven for my taste.
"Desert. No, no, my skin isn't built for this. I'll be all parched."
UNTIL NOW.
I needed an all mages squad so I pulled out Solas, Dorian and Vivienne. Half of the expedition the two of them bullied Solas for his opinions, looks, and clothes, and the other half they complained about the quality of the wine, food, and beds in Skyhold. A few times during the hour, they cried about how they lack luxurious fabrics for quality robes and that what they are now forced to wear is disgusting. And once they tried to suggest to me that off-road boots could be more fashionable.
NEVER MORE. I WILL NEVER GO ANYWHERE WITH THESE TWO AGAIN.
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