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zeldasnotes · 10 months

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FAMA (408) OBSERVATIONS🎬

”Fame is the beauty parlor of the dead”- Benjamin De Casseres

More asteroids: MEDUSA(149), APHRODITE(1388), NEMESIS(128)

Pluto conjunct Ascendant in the Fama Persona chart can be very intense. A lot of obsessive stalkers and fans. Gets involved in scandals extreme easily, especially sex scandals.

Salvador Dali got his Ascendant in Libra conjunct 23° Libra Fixed Star Spica (creative talents in art and design) in his Fama Persona Chart.

Jean Harlow got Fama conjunct Mars and she was one of the first sex symbols. She was one of the ”top dogs” in old Hollywood which is typical Mars.

Hillary Clinton have Fama conjunct Mercury in the 10th house in her Fama Persona chart and public speeches is needed for her public image.

Fama in Cancer can mean your mother is famous or your mother wanted you to be. For example Kim K who got Fama in Cancer in the 8th house.

Dont forget to check the degree of your asteroid Fama. Kim K got Fama at 19° which is a Libra degree and shes famous for her big booty and her relationships. Adriana Lima have Fama at 1° and shes famous for her physical appearance.

Adriana Lima have Venus conjunct Midheaven in her Fama Persona chart which shows how shes known for her amazing beauty.

Fama in the 1st house in the Fama Persona chart or on the natal chart can show fame because of your looks.

Fama conjunct Venus either in the natal or the Fama Persona chart can be annoying because too much focus is put on your romantic relationships. Even fans will try to butt in.

Fama conjunct Eros can make you known for sexual matters.

Amber Heard got her Fama conjunct Lilith and she has been outcasted by Hollywood and is especially hated by men. Shes the perfect example of how men unfortunately always win.

Megan Fox got her Fama conjunct both Lilith and Chiron and she was sexualized and objectified by Hollywood at a young age.

Britney Spears have Fama conjunct Mars and Prey and we all know how Hollywood and her fans treated her.

Britney have Fama conjunct Saturn in her Fama Persona chart and since Saturn rules the father it shows how her father was a part of her fame and her relationship with him has been very public.

Daniel Radcliff (Harry Potter) have Fama in Sagittarius at 9° and when you think of him you think of him in a school uniform. He is also known for being in a movie thats about a school.

Fama conjunct Mars can be someone whos known for being bitchy or aggressive.

Fama in the 3rd house can make you known for the way you talk or you have a famous sibling.

Fama in the 7th house can indicate you will marry someone famous.

If you have Fama conjunct Mercury people looove to gossip about you. Anything you do becomes the latest news in town.

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hoistsautobody · 1 month

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Not pictured:

My 90 minute escapade to transform this beautiful bastard.

Skywarp's pompous strafe attack on a lone Autobot medic.

Said medic running for cover, finding none, then being impaled right between the lock shafts and taken ten thousand feet over Mount Saint Hillary.

First Aid makes his ten thousand foot descent without aileron affirmations.

Suddenly: 'I gotta roll for it!"

Quick waist180 into a Datsun Vanette C120. Four thousand feet until kissing dirt. Skywarp arcs around for another passing strike.

First Aid bounces hard, his four Goodyears doing their damnedest to protect him. Good thing they're actual rubber.

Medic asteroid now becomes medic surface-to-air projectile. Skywarp can't bank quickly enough. The collision is absolutely brutal. You had to be there.

First Aid wakes up feeling like Ratchet all the time: half-dead and grumpy. It doesn't suit him, but neither does a fellow Cybertronian damaged beyond transformation, in need of rapid response. He's got a job to do.

#hoistsautobody #transformers #transformers g1 #transformers gen 1 #transformers generation one #transformers third party #transformers masterpiece #skywarp #first aid #transformers skywarp #transformers first aid

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kudosmyhero · 5 months

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Transformers (UK, vol. 1) #2: The Transformers

Read Date: April 10, 2023 Cover Date: October 1984 ● Writer: Bill Mantlo ◦ Ralph Macchio ● Penciler: Frank Springer ● Inker: Kim DeMulder ● Colorist: Nelson Yomtov ● Letterer: Michael Higgins ◦ Rick Parker ● Editor: Bob Budiansky ●

**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers

Reactions As I Read: ● I remember these clunky-but-functional introductions from the US version ● they find a drive-in

● same stuff happening as in the US version. my memory is bad anyway, so the refresher is good ^_^ ● 👏👏👏👏

Synopsis: The planet Cybertron, home of sentient robots known as the Transformers, has been at war for millions of years, putting the peace faring Autobots at war against the evil war hungry Decepticons, led by the evil Megatron. The devastation wrought by the war would send planet Cybertron out of it's orbit spinning throughout the cosmos on an indirect course, and into the path of an asteroid belt that threatens to destroy their home world unless something is done. Autobot commander Optimus Prime is selected by the Autobot elders to lead a team to destroy the meteors before it's too late.

Optimus Prime selects a crew that consists of the following Autobots: Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Brawn, Huffer, Gears, Jazz, Prowl, Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Trailbreaker, Wheeljack, Mirage, and Hound to journey out in their ship, the Ark, to destroy the meteors. Learning of this, Megatron gathers a team of his own Decepticon warriors to attack and destroy the Autobots. With him, he takes Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Rumble, Frenzy and Ravage to attack.

With the battle leaning toward Decepticon victory Optimus Prime, forseeing this possibility sets the Ark on a suicidal collision course with the nearest planet, which happens to be Earth. They crash into an active volcano, destroying them all. Some four billion years later at the site of the crash at what is now called Mount St. Hillary in Oregon the Ark's computers spring to life sending out a probe to scan what it thinks are the planet's sentient machinery. The ships repair systems repair all the Transformers aboard indiscriminately, repairing the Decepticons first and giving them the ability to transform into Earth machines. They manage to escape before the newly revived Autobots can stop them.

Scanning their computers to learn about the world they have crashed on, Optimus Prime decides to that the best course of action is to send out some Autobots to do reconnaissance before they do whatever needs to be done to protect this world from the Decepticons they unwittingly unleashed on this world.

Elsewhere in the state of Oregon, Buster Witwicky, the son of mechanic Sparkplug Witwicky arrives home late from school and gets in trouble with his father who is frustrated with his son for not having an interest in mechanics like he does. With the days work in his garage just about done he allows his son Buster to take the family car out to take his friend "O" and his girlfriend Jessie out to the theater.

Meanwhile, the Autobots Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Brawn, Prowl, and Hound are on the road getting a lay of the land in their area. They happen upon a drive-in movie theater and thinking that the cars parked there are sentient beings find it odd that they are focused on a large screen. On their journey, they are spied on by Laserbeak who reports back to Megatron. The Decepticon leader decides to send a Decepticon attack force to ambush the revived Autobots.

The Autobots arrive at the theater, and Bumblebee in an attempt to "greet" an Earth car bumps into it. This car happens to be the one that Buster and his friends are in. Buster gets out of the car to yell at the person who bumped him and is shocked to find that there is no driver inside the car. Suddenly, Soundwave, Ravage, Laserbeak, Starscream, Thundercracker, and Skywarp attack the theater prompting the Autobots to transform into robot mode and fight back.

As the humans flee the drive in, the Autobots fight back sending the Decepticons in retreat, but not before one of their blasts can strike Bumblebee. The other Autobots realizing that the sentient life forms on this planet are organic, not mechanical transform into vehicle mode and make their escape before the Decepticons can counter attack. In the chaos, Buster notices that Bumblebee is leaking a fluid that is not oil and decides to take the car back to his garage in an attempt to repair it. He is surprised to find that there is no ignition on the car and is even more surprised when it starts up on its own.

Working hard in a futile effort to try and fix the car, the racket that Buster makes wakes up his father. Sparkplug is delighted to see his son trying to fix up a car on his own, not trying to listen to Buster's explanation about it. However Sparkplug is shocked when Buster tells him that the car is alive, and it weakly asks them for their help.

(https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Transformers_(UK)_Vol_1_2)

Fan Art: Ol' Optimus Prime by PatrickThornton

Accompanying Podcasts: ● Return to Cybertron - episode 01

#marvel #marvel comics #my marvel read #transformers #comics #comic books #fan art #podcast recommendation #podcast - return to cybertron #fanart

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peachpeonny · 10 months

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An amazing adventure as ‘PILOT : FOR ★★★★★’, feat. Stay.

The space shuttle tank is full, we are about to embark on an adventure to infinity. Eight crew members were deployed for the mission of ‘PILOT : FOR ★★★★★’. Each of us buckled up our seat belts with our assigned tasks. Ready to roll?

It started with the waving of the flag indicating the departure of our rocket. Anthem echoed, indicating that the machine has been started with the roar of our passion. The steering wheel is controlled as swiftly as possible. Take us to the destination where all the fun will start soon.

Beep-boop! Oh, we have arrived! Apparently, the stars in this place twinkle so beautifully. Forms a constellation which is named as 'STAY' and gives an amazing twinkling that is astounding to our beady eyes.

From the end, to the middle, and the corner. Everything is shining in this dark empty space without oxygen. We are increasingly confident that the mission will go perfectly according to plan!

With ferocity and boundless belief, our mission to amaze the stars was carried out. In order to get a 5 star pilot's license, we do whatever the stars dream of!

Miraculously, we could hear the pleasure tickling our listeners' senses, coming from the stars like exploding echoes. If in parable, the sound is comparable to the impact of an asteroid that hit a large planet. Marvelous and hillarious!

The hotter the place, the more satisfied the stars are declared! We are like being stung by diesel extracted from thousands of years of fossils: full of energy. Their twinkling will match the brightness of Canopus, even Sirius!

Carrying the waves of the stars lulled, our mission here is to have fun with them. Embarking melodies that rotate like planets orbiting to pivot on the sun's revolution.

So gentle, this harmonization makes our mission more and more touch the point of perfect success. We are confident that this license was obtained without a doubt because those starsㅡStay have approved everything we do for them.

When we landed in a place that provides calm, then a sense of relaxation bursts out. Making us free to dress without restraints from astronaut or pilot uniforms.

However, the burning enthusiasm was not extinguished. In fact, it was even more horrendous accompanied by a boisterous explosion given by Stay. Is this how the astronauts felt? No, we're sure they won't because they don't have Stay as their shining star.

May day! Looks like our rocket is overloaded with love! But, look at how excessive this is, it doesn't make our heart capacity spill out uncontrollably. Look at the feedback the stars gave.

They seem to add a light to confirm about acceptance of the pilot's license. Do you know what happened? We get that five stars! Yes, the license of ‘PILOT : FOR ★★★★★’!

This is complete success for us. It feels like being bestowed by something bigger than the milky way, or maybe it will exceed the breadth of this world to the seventh heaven.

Thanks for everything, Stay. Everything we give here, will not be compared to the love that you continue to sprinkle on us, wholeheartedly, as sincerely as you can. I love you! 사랑한다! 💙

#5 stars #pilot #stray kids

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biglogger · 11 months

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If you give half a damn about your family or yourself you are going to have to research every single item you buy beforehand or more practically, as you buy it. Tainted meat, vegetables, fruit, spices, salt, flour, wheat, corn, dish soap (I will go ahead and tell you, its Dawn. Full of formaldehyde and other toxic shit.) Laundry detergent, deodorant, toothpaste, beverages, the freakin' cotton they make our clothes with. Chips, crackers, the list goes on and on. Why are US foods banned overseas? Why did that nice philanthropic man Bill Gates buy so much farmland? Nice man my big white behind, he is a leading supporter of the world population being reduced to a sustainable 500 million people which means he wants to reduce the population by 7.5 billion people. No, not a nice man at all more like an evil, megalomaniacal villain in a James Bond movie. Can this be? I have my thoughts on it. (Well no shit, you don't say Joe? Please, enlighten us.) Okay I will, but first I have to say that the heckling sarcasm of the parenthetical voice that keeps butting in here is freaking me out. Impossible to overcome national debt, 32,000,000,000,000.00 and increasing at a rate of $20,000.00 per second. Russia has a tsunami bomb/torpedo that will kill every mammal within 30 miles of a shoreline. Then we have good old fashioned nukes at the ready for WWIII along with a revamping of the elite nuke shelter at Greenbriar and massive amounts of supplies being stored there as well as at other underground facilities. Spacecraft that can haul 300 people at a time with several tons of supplies at incredible speeds over great distances.The network of underground and underwater tunnels constructed, this freaking global warming hoax, fires and explosions at meat and poultry plants, airplanes (plural) crashing into meat and poultry plants (plural) standing livestock dying in the field by the tens of exponential thousands at a time, wildfires, fungus growing and thriving with increases in temperatures. Dead fish here, there and everywhere.So my thought is they are going to drown us, break us, blow us up, fry us and poison us and then they are going to step it up and start killing us two more times just to be sure. Nanobots activated by 5G signal ordering that people be hillaried by natural causes. We are screwed. Anyone that makes it needs to bring those responsible to justice in a very public manner on behalf of those who don't make it. They cut populations they cut payments, pensions and insurance to elderly, veterans and poor after they raid their bank accounts. Bam! National debt paid. Move along people, nothing to see here. Go get a job mining asteroids for their precious metals content.

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hea-di · 3 years

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💫Asteroid Hillary (3130)💫

"The name Hillary or Hilary symbolizes ''Happy Woman'' or simply ''Happiness''

What makes you happy?, how can you make women happy?

°Hillary in Aries°

Happiness starts with you, you make yourself and all women happy by being strong and unapologetic. When you devote yourself to your passions you are very happy, you always encourage women.

°Hillary in Taurus°

Happiness is present when you feel secure, you always empower women to love themselves and you always instill that they should be secure in any way. You think women should have luxuries and live peacefully.

°Hillary in Gemini°

You get happy when there is versatility in your life, when nothing is certain and everything can be a surprise, it makes you very happy when women are intelligent and express themselves freely, you love to do new things all the time, you need daily stimulation.

°Hillary in Cancer°

You think that when all women are happy you will be happy, you love to protect the ones you love the most and you always defend all women, maybe you are a feminist or you simply agree that all women need their rights. your name may be hillary

°Hillary in Leo°

You are a naturally protective person especially with women, you have a good heart and you always expect the best from others, you protect them with all your heart, you are happy when women are calm and happy.

°Hillary in Virgo°

You are happy when everything is in order and for you the order in things that have to do with women is very important, you like when women know how to defend themselves and are intelligent.

°Hillary in Libra°

You are happy when there is a balance in things, when women have charm and know what they want it makes you very happy. You like to live with women who are less judgmental and more diplomatic.

°Hillary in Scorpio°

It makes you happy when women are independent and when they know what they want, you like to live with women who are determined and intense, you are happy when you achieve a goal you had for a long time.

°Hillary in Sagittarius°

You are happy when women are loud and direct, you may be a feminist and love it when women know how to stand up for themselves. Optimism is very important to you.

°Hillary in Capricorn°

You like it when women are polite but empowered, when women are bosses it makes you very happy, your happiness starts with the power you have in your life.

°Hillary in Aquarius°

You like to live with women who watch over the future, empowered and revolutionary women fill your heart with pride, your happiness begins when you see that your revolutions are having an effect.

°Hillary in Pisces°

You don't like it when women are too loud and too intense, instead you like it when women validate their feelings and are calm and sentimental, you like to live with calm and simple women.

headi.

#hillary #hillary asteroid #asteroid #name #astrology #astro notes #astronotes #asteroide #astrology observations #hillarysss #what a beautiful name #<3

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matriarchofworms · 4 years

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Did I Imagine It?

Anyone else wanna talk about how in the alternate reality (Earth 2) that Chuck made, Hillary Clinton was president?

#i mean before the asteroids it was going pretty well #yay for earth 2 #spn 15x12 #galaxy brain #hillary clinton #chuck #on an unrelated note #please make destiel canon i beg you #that toast was pretty cute right

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uniquely-mystical03 · 3 years

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The Thunderbird Celebration

Day 2 - Hedge Witch - #ZoeAppreciationWeek

Summary: Zoe spends time with some of her Hex Tech coworkers and celebrates one of the Hedge Witches’ most sacred deities

Word Count: 983 Words

Zoe sighed, rubbing her eyes as she clocked out of her shift. It had been a long day of annoying customers and using a lot more magic than should have been needed to fix the mortals’ technology. “Hey, Zoe! Wait up!” Zoe turned at the call of her name, seeing one of her coworkers, Hillary, running to catch up with her. “What’s going on?” Zoe asked, noticing the three Hedge Witches Hillary had left waiting by the door. “Did you seriously forget what tonight is?” Hillary asked, putting a hand on her hip. Zoe gave her a confused look, eliciting an exasperated sigh from Hillary. “C’mon, Z. It’s the night of the Thunderbird Celebration.” “That’s tonight? Are you sure?” “Yeah. A whole bunch of us have been talking about it for months.” Hillary claimed, crossing her arms in mock disappointment. Zoe sighed, adjusting her bag. “Well, I mean, it has been a hectic couple months with the Trolls and that asteroid that almost hit Arcadia last week.” Hillary had a thoughtful look on her face for a moment. “Okay, yeah, you got a point, but c’mon. It’s the Thunderbird Celebration. Besides, the rest of us were gonna head to the diner for burgers and milkshakes before heading into the forest. You wanna come?” Zoe glanced between Hillary and the group behind her for a moment. “Sure. I could use a milkshake fix right about now.“ “That’s what I’m talking about!” Hillary exclaimed, smiling in victory as she grabbed Zoe’s hand, pulling her to the group. ~~~ Zoe sat in the booth by the window, swirling her straw around in her strawberry milkshake while she listened to the stories the other Hedge Witches were telling. “What about you, Zoe?” Oscar asked, grabbing her attention. “What about me?” “You’ve got to have some stories from your witchling days.” Zoe let out a short snort of laughter. “Yeah, I might have some. One of my favorite memories was when I first met my best friend. He had no idea what being a Hedge Witch meant.” Zoe explained, chuckling slightly. “What did you do?” Aura asked. Zoe smirked, grabbing one of her fries. “Let’s just say our first meeting was really shocking.” A couple of Zoe’s coworkers laughed at her pun as she took a bite from her fry. “To be fair, when we first met, it was back in 12th Century Camelot and I was kind of trying to pickpocket somebody, but I mean, he did startle me by jumping out of an alleyway while I was on the run from some knights.” The other Hedge Witches hum in understanding. “Rule number one of encountering a Hedge Witch,” Oscar started, “Never startle a Hedge Witch.” everyone finished together, all five of them laughing. “Your friend sounds like a riot.” Theo claimed before downing the last of his milkshake. “Yeah, he’s awesome. He’s been with me since… well since the beginning.” Zoe explained, looking into her cup, “He’s the only one who really understood me back then.” The others sat silently for a moment. All of a sudden, Hillary slammed her hand on the table, half choking on her milkshake. “You okay, Hill?” Theo asked, a worried look on his face. “Yeah, yeah- blegh- I’m- hugh- I’m fine, just-“ Hillary held up a finger, resting her head on the table. Theo patted her back as Hillary cleared her throat before she finally, sat up, taking a breath. “Okay. I’m good. But, all of us will not be if we’re late to the Celebration.” Zoe raised an eyebrow, glancing at the clock behind the counter. The clock read 9:50 pm. “Hillary’s right. We gotta go!” Zoe exclaimed, climbing over the back of the booth, touching down gracefully on the ground. “Yep, let’s go, people! To the forest!” Hillary shouted, slamming a fifty on the table before running out the door. Zoe laughed, grabbing her bag to run after Hillary. ~~~ Electricity danced through the air as the small group of Hedge Witches trudged through the brush, sparks jumping from tree to tree, swirling across their skin. After a long time of walking through the forest, the group came upon a clearing, fireflies swarming the area with sparks of pink lightning dancing across the foliage, dark clouds forming overhead. “It’s almost time.” Aura pointed out, eyeing the clouds above. “Right. Everyone, in formation.” The group of five formed a circle along the edge of the clearing, Zoe pulling out her wand as she dropped her bag to the ground. Zoe glanced up at the sky, raising her wand. The pink crystal at the end glowed brightly as lightning flashed in the cloud cover above, lighting the sky with an aurora of color. “It’s close. Perhaps should start?” “Yes. Raise your wands to the sky, everyone, show you power to the Thunderbird.” Hillary called, raising her own wand, the other three following. A line of electricity jumped from wand to wand, connecting their power together, pink sparks bouncing off the line and the glowing pink crystals, electrifying the air. A loud shriek filled the air, lightning bouncing through the clouds before striking the ground in the center of their circle, drawing electricity from their wands. The wind picked up, swirling around the group as lightning struck all around them, varying in color, size, and power, dancing around the group. After several minutes passed, lighting struck once more in the center of the circle, before retreating back into the clouds, the silhouette of a large winged creature flying overhead revealed within the cloud cover, before the lightning aurora stopped, a soft rain coming down upon them. “Happy Thunderbird Celebration, everyone!” Hillary exclaimed, laughing with her arms spread wide as the rain came down upon them. Zoe smiled, fiddling with her wand as she looked up at the clouds, the rain dripping down her face, soaking her hair. “Happy Thunderbird Celebration indeed.”

#zoeappreciationweek #day2 #hedge witch #tales of arcadia #toa #zoe #thunderbird #celebration

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spyglassrealms · 3 years

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I’ve noticed this thing that happens whenever the learnéd armchair academic types talk about resource-based reasons to go live on the moon or Mars or wherever else in space. They always make a big deal about “oh it’s not really worth all the trouble when there’s more accessible and cheaper alternatives.”

Let’s use Helium-3 as an example.

He3 is the miracle fuel. Using it in a nuclear fusion reactor with hydrogen will get you loads of useful energy with negligible beta radiation and no radioactive byproducts. The only problem is that it’s rare as shit on Earth, to the point where the vast majority of it available at the present time has to be synthesized in difficult and highly radioactive deuterium-lithium reactions.

Most relevant studies indicate that the surface of the moon is loaded with He3, at least compared to Earth, because it has no atmosphere to intercept the solar wind. But of course, economists and aerospace nerds alike hem and haw about if it’s reeeeally worth it to go all the way to the moon for He3.

Okay, sure, you have to get off the surface of the Earth, which takes a lot of energy, then burn more energy getting to the moon, then burn even MORE energy getting OFF the moon and back to Earth orbit, and then a little bit more energy to get it safely to the surface of Earth. But I fucking guarantee you that if there was oil on the moon, the United States would have invaded it by now. That’s not a joke, it’s just stating the fact that oil barons have the money to get what they want whenever they fucking want it, regardless of how “practical” it is. It’s a matter of how broken our civilization’s value system is.

This extends to Mars (and beyond), because in the course of my researches I keep seeing people saying “there’s no useful resources on Mars we can’t get on Earth and living on Mars is hard to do so there’s no real reason to settle it.”

Do you know why Edmund Hillary climbed Everest?

In his own exact words: “because it was there.”

“Because it’s there” is the approach we should have to developing space exploration and expanding our civilization beyond Earth’s gravity well. Besides the scientific value (which is always superior to resources), actually living on other worlds is worth all the challenges.

Why?

Why not?

We as a species are prone to doing things just because we can, or because we think we can. We like to solve problems just so we can feel clever. Why live in hollowed out asteroids? Why live on Mars? Because we fucking can, dude, because it’s cool as shit and it’s a thing that we can do if we solve enough problems.

I was reading a Reddit thread earlier (bear with me) about what economic resources a Mars colony could provide. You know what the best answer was?

Art.

The most valuable thing future Martians will have to offer the rest of humanity would be their culture. Their new, exciting, melting pot culture. I think that’s 100% correct, and also the best thing I’ve read all year.

Once we get into space and start mining asteroids and gas giants, or hopefully long before that, our value system will have to change dramatically. Because metals and gases and water and carbon are abundant in the universe, but you know what isn’t?

Creativity.

Imagination. Art. Music. Literature. Dancing. Films and books and songs and a million other ways that humans express themselves. Imagination is the human spirit; art is love made manifest. That’s rarer than life itself, but it’s what makes life worth living for us human beings. For such small creatures as we, the vastness is bearable only through love.

#important post #spy has thoughts #humans are humans #humanism #art #space #the moon #Mars #life on mars #deep thinking

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mondoreb · 2 years

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End Times Prophecy Headlines: August 17, 2022

End Times Prophecy Report.com HEADLINES WEDNESDAY August 17, 2022 And OPINION “And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.” —Matthew 24:4 “The best way to keep a prisoner from escaping is to make sure he never knows he’s in prison.” —Fyodor Dostoevsky ===INTERNATIONAL UKRAINE: ‘A question of time’: Ukrainians determined to win back the south RUSSIA: Putin warns he…

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#An end times party?#creatures of habit #deceived and being deceived #dedicated to the one I love #Hillary Clinton: job 1 #the asteroid threat #the truth about homosexuality and Christianity

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currantlee · 3 years

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German Postillon articles about the US Election translated

@theeeveetamer sent me this post in which someone translated German Postillon headlines about the US Election. Der Postillon is a German satire website disguised as a newspaper, kind of the German equivalent to The Onion.

So, I translated one of the articles for her and it was really, really fun. So I thought I might do more and share it on my blog so hopefully more people can have a laugh!

But first of all...

Gotta keep the American Spirit on this blog everyone!

Before I continue though: Please keep in mind that the Postillon is a satire website! None of the news in this post are actually true, it’s just meant to have a good laugh. I am repeating this again: none of these are actually real! I also want to make clear that none of those were written by me, I merely translated them! Credit to all the original texts and pictures goes to the Postillon. Except for the American flag. Credit to flickr for that one.

Anyways, let’s go and hopefully have some laughs.

Experts are certain that Donald Trump is going to win the Election because 2020 has been a shitty year so far anyways

Washington D.C. – Joe Biden hopes to put an end to Trump’s presidency after four years: he is clearly ahead in the polls on this Election Day. Despite that, most experts are sure that Trump will win – because so far, 2020 has been a shitty year anyways!

“If you look at the average of the national polls, Joe Biden is currently more than 8% ahead of Trump,” politic scientist Marianne Waters from the renowned Princeton University explains. “This means that his lead is way greater than Hillary Clinton’s in 2016. Under normal circumstances, you’d say that he’s already won the Election.”

She pauses for a second. “But now, please think about what a fucked up mess of a year 2020 has been so far! And then, think again about whether or not the American people are that fucked up in their brains to elect this human catastrophic failure for four more years! We’re talking about a year in which a global pandemic is going rampant across the planet anyways, we’re seeing islamistic and nazi terror attacks at the daily and entire havens are exploding ‘completely by accident’! Is there anybody who seriously believes in a sensible result of this election?!”

At least, scientists aren’t fully ruling out the possibility of Biden winning the Election. However, because this is 2020, the chance of an asteroid hitting the earth five minutes after this has happened is nothing but small.

– Der Postillon, 3rd of November 2020 (Original title: Experten sicher, dass Trump gewinnen wird, weil 2020 eh schon ein Scheißjahr ist). Translated by Seaberry Siren

“Oh Shit!” – Putin completely forgot to manipulate the US Election

Moskow – How can one be so scatterbrained! Wladimir Putin just realized to his very own horror that he completely forgot to manipulate the US Election. Now, his candidate Donald Trump is in trouble.

“Bljad! {T/N: Russian for “crap”} I knew I forgot something really important!”, Putin says. “But due to all the inner politics, the corona virus and all the other countries our hackers need to manipulate elections in, I totally forgot about the United States! This is just great!”

He turns to his assistant. “Dima! USA! Can we turn something around there? ... No? ... Really?! And if we deliver arms to the... How are those guys called again... Proud Boys? WHAT?! They already have enough of those?!? Oh well.”

However, in the end, Putin puts up with the situation after all: “Ah, we’ll see. Maybe everything will turn out fine one way or another.” He turns to his assistant again: “Dima, make an appointment with Donald Trump jr. as soon as possible! I heard he is is just as dumb as his father and has political ambitions as well. We’ll survive Biden until 2024.”

– Der Postillon, 4th of November 2020 (Original title: “Ach Kacke!” – Putin hat völlig vergessen, US-Wahlen zu manipulieren). Translated by Seaberry Siren with help from Theeeveetamer

Employees of the Oval Office try to stop Trump from tweeting “CIVIL WAR!!!! Kill all Democrats!”

Washington D.C. – While votes are still being counted all over the USA, dramatic scenes start to unfold in the White House. Currently multiple employees are trying to prevent President Donald Trump from grabbing his smartphone in order to tweet the words “CIVIL WAR!!!! Kill all Democrats!”.

“No Mr. President!”, an assistant shouts as she holds Trump’s arm. “Don’t do this! I have a family! I don’t want a civil war! Jack, restrain him, damnit! Anna, don’t stand there and stare so stupidly, help us! Ian, put his smartphone as far away as you can!”

In the meantime, countless citizens of the USA are wondering why Trump didn’t tweet anything for more than seven hours.

“Leave me alone!”, Trump cries as he desperately tries to reach his smartphone. “They want to steal my election by letting every vote count! Even those of the Democrats! I WANT TO SEE BLOOD!!!”

Meanwhile, outside of the White House, more and more people are speculating that Trump could accept a possible loss due to his silence on Twitter.

– Der Postillon, 4th of November 2020 (Original title: Mitarbeiter versuchen Trump davon abzuhalten, "CIVIL WAR!!!! Kill all Democrats!" zu twittern). Translated by Seaberry Siren

Not that as well! Half-Blind 100-year-old man who counts all the votes by his own dies of old age

Harrisburg – Oh no! Everything is going to take even longer now! James Reed, the 100-year-old man tasked with counting all the votes of the US Election surprisingly just died.

“Maybe it wasn’t such a great idea to task one man of his age with the counting of millions of votes,” the chief of the Electoral Office stated. “Unfortunately, he was the only one with a license for this important job.”

After the closing of the polling stations, Reed, who was responsible for counting the votes since the 1970s, traveled from state to state in order to count all the votes.

“He took his job very seriously. He’d often take 20 minutes in order to count a single vote,” an election assistant recalls as tears of gried run over her cheeks. “But just after he counted 92% of the votes at Michigan, he suddenly fell from his chair.”

The doctor who was called immediately could only confirm the death of the 100-year-old man.

The worst part is that Reed didn’t get to name a successor before his passing. This is why the authorities are desperately searching for a new person able to lift sheets of paper, read printed letters, ánd count one by one at the same time. Due to the American education system, this is going to be a challenge {T/N: Germans throwing a bit of shade here when their own education system isn’t something to be proud on either}.

– Der Postillon, 4th of November 2020 (Original title: Auch das noch! Halbblinder 100-Jähriger, der allein alle US-Stimmen auszählt, an Altersschwäche gestorben). Translated by Seaberry Siren

US Election: Trump lies way out in front

Washington D.C. – A good chunk of the votes of the US Election have been counted by now and there seems to be a trend: Donald Trump clearly lies way out in front! As expected, the President of the United States is taking the lead in the traditionally Republican states. But even in the Swing States, he already sees himself as the winner, even if it’s only with very little sanity.

“Trump clearly lies way out in front,” the politics expert Dean Jefferson affirms. “As in: he stands in front of an audience and lies their heads off!”

Many didn’t expect that Trump could lie way out in front this comfortably at this point of the cote count. Other less optimistic individuals had predicted a neck-and-airhead race {T/N: in German that’s Kopf-an-Hohlkopf-Rennen, literally head-on-airhead race} from the beginning.

– Der Postillon, 5th of November 2020 (Original title: US-Wahl: Trump lügt vorne). Translated by Seaberry Siren

Damned mess of a US Election STILL isn’t over!

Washington D.C. – FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!!! At some point, enough is enough, isn’t it? The damned mess of a US Election STILL isn’t over after three days of counting the votes because the people in some Federal States apparently can’t manage to count the ballots!

Seriously: can they even count at all? Didn’t they know that the voters like to turn their ballots in with a vote on them and that you have to count these votes in order to determine a winner?!?

An average election of the Federal Congress {T/N: they mean the German Federal Congress, also known as the Bundestag} is finished, predicted and decided one second after closing the polling stations {T/N: Yes, German elections are that boring}. An official end result is provided in the next morning at the latest! How in the world can the Americans be trundle as fuck like this?!?

Suggestion: we ignore the entire shitshow over there for the next few weeks until those idiots have punched their faces in and once the victor is clear, there is one short headline: “Winner of the US Election: [insert winner’s name here]”. Then this whole crap would... WHAT?? Biden takes the lead at Georgia by 900 votes? Wowowowow! Just a moment please, I’ll have a look at the livetracker. Did CNN already comment on this? Nate Silver already tweeted as well... This has to be it for Biden! Now it can’t take much longer!

OH MY GOD, HOW EXITING!!!

– Der Postillon, 6th of November 2020 (Original title: Verdammte Drecks-US-Wahl immer noch nicht zu Ende!). Translated by Seaberry Siren

“If I can’t have it, then nobody will!” – Trump sets the White House on fire

Washington D.C. – A victory of Joe Biden in the US election is becoming more and more likely. But the answer to the question whether the Democrat is really going to move into the White House could be decided by a completely different factor than the votes – because apparently, Donald Trump is trying to burn the White House down now.

“If I can't have it, then nobody will!”, the US President says as he spreads gasoline at strategic points while he starts laughing manically: “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Shortly after, the Oval Office is up in flames. “Let’s see how Sleepy Joe will rule from a burned-down ruin!”, Trump exclaims with a shrill voice as he adds more fuel to the fire. “AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Burn, my little fire, burn!”

Directly before publishing this article, Trump realized that this wasn’t the best idea as he cut off his own escape route with the last bits of the fuel. “Oh! So this wasn’t very clever... IVANKAAAAAAA!! The Democrats set me on fire! Rescue the best president of all time!!!”

– Der Postillon, 6th of November 2020 (Original title: “Wenn ich es nicht haben kann, soll es keiner haben! – Trump setzt Weißes Haus in Brand). Translated by Seaberry Siren

"Enough!” – The Queen reclaims the United States for the British Empire

London – She’s got enough of this nonsense! Queen Elizabeth II. announced the return of the United States to the British Empire. A new, freshly assigned gouverneur will arrive in Washington shortly and take over the government business.

“We have been watching this unworthy ham without doing anything for far too long,” the Queen declared in a fiery speech. “It is time to return the colony where it belongs: into the lap of the United Kingdom. The experiment is hereby ended.”

Shortly after, the British Navy occupied important havens at the East Coast. On friday afternoon, Baltimore, Boston, Philadelphia and Miami had already been seized.

Apparently months of the global pandemic, national economic instability and a tiring election campaign did the trick: a wide range of the US population greeted the British soldiers euphorically and vowed to be loyal to the British Crown. “Long live the Queen!”-chants echoed through the streets.

Washington D.C. is still in the hands of the rebels lead by Donald Trump. However, observers believe that the British troops will seize the capital next week. According to the Queen’s orders, Trump will be put into chains and brought to Great Britain by ship in order to spend the rest of his days in the Tower of London by water and bread.

– Der Postillon, 6th of November 2020 (Original title: “Jetzt reicht’s!” – Queen unterstellt USA wieder der Britischen Krone). Translated by Seaberry Siren

#Politics #Satire #Translation #US Election 2020 #USA #Donald Trump #Joe Biden #Wladimir Putin #Queen Elizabeth II.#German #German Humor #Humor #SeaSi translates

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vvivacious101 · 4 years

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Galaxy Brain

This episode is off! I don’t know if it’s me or if it’s the fact that I haven’t watched Supernatural in 50 days but this episode just didn’t click with me.

I feel so weird right now!

Okay, let’s break it down!

The first thing that was very weird to me was this -

This is just such a weird placement. Why are they sitting this way? Like my brain seems obsessed with this placement. What was even going on in this scene?

This was the only scene with only Dean and Cas and it was weird for some reason, I can’t put my finger on it.

The second thing was this -

Jody and Cas have never met and apparently, this is true. I couldn’t believe that Cas had never met Jody and the moment I came across this scene. I was just incredulous because I couldn’t believe the fact that Cas and Jody have never met.

Especially considering that Claire is like a direct link between the two characters but apparently, this is true. Cas and Jody have never met on the show and this was apparently their first meeting. I remember there was a time when I used to keep tabs on someone meeting Cas for the first time, like Charlie but over the years it just seemed redundant. But, I can’t process the fact that Cas and Jody who have both been on this show for 12 and 11 years respectively have never met on the show. I might just need a “Galaxy Brain” to process this one.

This one is a little more plot focused and there is stuff happening but I feel like this episode was a bad one to reintroduce us too the season. I feel like soemthing action-packed would have been a better choice because I feel so disconnected from Supernatural that I just can’t process any of the emotional arcs in this episode.

We have Chuck who is wiping the slate clean by destroying every other world out there so that he can put all his focus on this one Earth. I think he took the advice of removing distractions a little too seriously. But, I actually loved his seasons, I really loved the Earth-2 bit with the Radio Shed and Hillary Clinton as the president and then the asteroid at the end turned out to be the best parts of this episode.

I’m all for Sam here. He was the only one who really put in words how problematic Billie’s plan is. Killing God would upset the cosmic balance so is killing God really the best idea. He also brings up the effect this could have on Jack considereing he is still soulless and is now forced to eat Grigori hearts to fuel Billie’s masterplan, a plan they don’t know anything about. You go, Sam!

Meanwhile, Dean is definitely rejoicing the comeuppance Chuck is going to get at his grandson’s hands no less. I don’t think I could agree any less with Dean even if I tried to. That was another thing that was just wrong with that scene above. Both Cas and Dean seem to be happy to finally have a plan to defeat Jack but I feel they aren’t really thinking about what Jack’s plan could actually mean for Jack, for them and for the world at large. I feel like this might be the plan that fails and instead it’s failure is waht will set up the true ending. Atleast, that’s my hope because Jac killing Chuck doesn’t feel like the ending I want.

Anyhow, we segue to not-Kaia who is trapped on our World who kidnaps Jody to get Sam and Dean to help her find her way back to the Bad Place which is dying and she knows this because Kaia, our Kaia, the one half of Dreamhunter is still alive in the Bad Place and not-Kaia can tell that the Bad Place is ending through her eyes. So, everybody i.e. Sam, Dean, Jody, Cas and Jack try to find a way to create a rift to the other world because they just can’t have Jack open one now that God might be on the lookout.

But, Jack, blessed boy that he is can’t but want to help Kaia and not-Kaia, which is Winchester-dumb and Winchester-stupid but it is also the Winchester Way and I’m here for it. So he convinces the reaper babysitting him for Billie to help them come up with a way to keep Jack off the radar. She helps them get the bunker’s warding up temporarily so that it can ward off against God... temporarily. Sam and Dean along with not-Kaia reach the Bad Place and rescue Kaia and I’m most happy because that means that Dreamhunter is back on.

I love how she asks for Claire in the end while Jody is looking at her because she’s trying to be secretive because she has no idea that Jody knows. I’m really glad Claire can finally find peace because it seems that she has still been looking for her revenge on not-Kaia and now she’s finally getting her Kaia back though now I can’t help imaging a scenario where she doesn’t now it’s Kaia and not not-Kaia and she attacks her thinking that she is the bad one and then everyone has to explain it to her. Whew! That’ll be something.

Anyhow, we finally have Billie come explain herself. She has Chuck’s book of death and she tells Dean, Sam and Jack that they all have a part to play. Again while everyone seemingly agrees with Billie, I really can’t get the fact that she was wrong about the Malak box out of my head. She said it was the only way... but, it wasn’t. How does that make sense? She definitely has a blind spot and something about how willing Cas and Dean are to go along with this plan gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I hope the next epiosde will be better!

#supernatural #spn #supernatural season 15 #spn 15x12 #galaxy brain #sam #dean #cas #jody #kaia #claire #jack #billie #myposts

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kudosmyhero · 5 months

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Transformers (UK, vol. 1) #1: The Transformers

Read Date: April 10, 2023 Cover Date: September 1984 ● Writer: Bill Mantlo ◦ Ralph Macchio ● Penciler: Frank Springer ● Inker: Kim DeMulder ● Colorist: Nelson Yomtov ● Letterer: Michael Higgins ◦ Rick Parker ● Editor: Bob Budiansky ●

**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers

Reactions As I Read: ● “naturally occuring gears, levers and pulleys” - that still gets me ● and there’s mention of the war being so powerful that Cybertron was shaken loose from its orbit. I'd forgotten about that

● that deer on page 16 looks… really wonky ● 👏👏👏👏

(https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Transformers_(UK)_Vol_1_1)

Fan Art: Bumblebee by zhuyukun

Accompanying Podcasts: ● Return to Cybertron - episode 01

#marvel #marvel comics #my marvel read #transformers #comics #comic books #fan art #podcast recommendation #podcast - return to cybertron #fanart

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longwindedbore · 5 years

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Repugna-cants sending their best thinkers.

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/06/navy-withholding-ufo-sightings-1698396?cid=apn

Political BS to create hometown appeal. As in Hillary gave birth to a space baby.

Can’t provide what doesnt exist. Nor dispute. If UFOs do exist it means the US is still working on Nazi mag-lev technology or a variation of Robert Milliken’s 1906 null-gravity experiment.

Any one with basic math skills and an hour to kill can gain the understanding that any alien civilizations are an unimaginable distance away.

A lot more reading and you will understand that aliens colonizing Earth is as improbable as us being able to live on their planet. Differences in solar radiation, global magnetic fields that shield from the radiation, rotatio/ declination and gravity, air mixtures that vary dramatically across the ages. Before questions of digesting any plants or whether the complexities of life allow planting any earth hybrids.

Lifeless world’s terraformed to the star travelers’ needs would be so much more inviting. Asteroids and airless moons would provide any substance resources.

A star faring race could use nuclear fission to create any raw materials. And would have abandoned ‘anal probes’ eons ago in favor of super-advanced MRI technology. Assuming, of course, that the laws of physics provided sesnsor equipment that could locate our planet which is 1/1,000,000th the size of our average star. We are orbiting at right angles to the galactic plane which our sun is orbiting.

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Diamonds tell a vanished planet

EPFL logo. April 17, 2018 EPFL scientists have examined a slice of a meteorite containing diamonds formed under high pressure.

Image above: The fragment in question could be studied. Image Credits: EPFL/Hillary Sanctuary. The study of EPFL researchers shows that the body of origin was a planetary embryo of a size between that of Mercury and that of Mars. On October 7, 2008, an asteroid a little over four meters in diameter entered the Earth's atmosphere and exploded 37 kilometers above the Nubian Desert in Sudan. During his explosion, he threw multiple fragments on the surface of the desert. Only fifty fragments, of a size of 1 to 10 centimeters, were collected, for a total mass of 4.5 kilos. It is mainly ureilites, a rare type of stony meteorite that often contains small clusters of nanometer-sized diamonds, said Tuesday the Federal Institute of Technology Lausanne (EPFL) in a statement. The prevailing view is that these tiny diamonds can form in three ways: shock waves of enormous pressure from high-energy collisions between the original meteorite and other objects in space, a deposition by chemical vapors or the "normal" static pressure inside the original body, as for most diamonds on Earth. Planet Embryo EPFL scientists, along with colleagues in France and Germany, studied diamonds with a diameter of 100 microns in some of these meteorites. The analysis showed that the diamonds contained chromite, phosphate and iron-nickel sulphides, which scientists call "inclusions". It has long been known that they exist in terrestrial diamonds, but they are described for the first time in an extraterrestrial body. The particular composition and morphology of these materials can only be explained if the pressure under which the diamonds were formed was greater than 20 GPa (giga-pascals).

Image above: Artist’s conception of the dust and gas surrounding a newly formed planetary system. Image Credit: NASA. And this level of internal pressure can be explained only if the body of origin was a planetary "embryo" of a size between those of Mercury and Mars, according to the layer in which the diamonds were formed. Lost planets Many models have predicted that these planetary embryos existed during the first million years of our Solar System, and the study provides irrefutable proof of their existence. Many planetary embryos had the size of Mars, like the one that struck the Earth to give birth to the Moon. According to the authors, "this study provides compelling evidence that the original body of this meteorite was one of those 'lost' great planets destroyed by collisions 4.5 billion years ago." . The discovery is published in Nature Communications. Related article from EPFL: https://actu.epfl.ch/news/meteorite-diamonds-tell-of-a-lost-planet/ For more information about Federal Institute of Technology Lausanne (EPFL), visit: https://www.epfl.ch/ Images (mentioned), Text, Credits: ATS/Orbiter.ch Aerospace/Roland Berga. Best regards, Orbiter.ch Full article

#space #science

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