#him:whatcha got there?

[aziraphalesangel]

*gets murdered because I only made dinner for myself*

#IT WAS 9PM!!!!!! FUCK!!!! #wanna hear about the dumb argument i had with my dad? it went like this: #him:whatcha got there? #me: *is stewing apples* apple :) #him: does this mean we have no apples left? #me: no i only cut up 3 #~30mins later~ #him: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT MAKE ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US??!?!?!? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE #me: *is the quiet child* *fucking snaps* #him: *surprise pikachu face* *angry complaining* #while this was all happening; #my sister: *opens packet of frozen spring rolls* #him: ya gonna share that? #her: no #~later~ #him: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT SHARING?!?!? #her: *cant speak because im still yelling about apples and citing all the times he made himself and no one else dinner* #my other sister: dad im literally begging you to shut up #my post #the stupid bit is that we told him there wasnt gonna be enough. my sister straight up told him he wasnt sharing! whyyyy?!